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well welcome back to the duck call room you you watch the usa win i need to watch us the next time usa plays and it matters i'm coming to watch it with you

because i think it would be fun oh no it was yeah both times i scored a goalie i was up out of my over climbing what are you talking about every time they scored a goalie oh yeah well i'm just we played during one of our business should have scored about three more that's close i listened

to it driving down the roads listening to soccer is arguably more fun than watching it because those announcers get fired up i don't know you'll look down you'll be going 90 i don't know them boys get

fired up and get knocked down and kicked, drug, and all this stuff. I get knocked down when I get up again.

It's a rough sport. I did not have Chumbawamba on the card for today, man. It's a good song. They're a little tub thumping. Next thing you know, Si's going to be pissing the night away.

He does that anyway. Hey, Australia scored our first score.

Do what? Australia did. Well, yeah, they've always been friends.

They set them up. Six years I've tried to get y'all into soccer. He couldn't stop me and hit the ball. It had to come here.

That's the problem. We needed to be able to watch it in normal hours.

I will say, y'all know where I was yesterday, and I was just proud to be an American just standing there. The Sam's Club. Oh, no. I mean, I was just looking around. I was like, does it get better? Only in America, baby. That's what I'm saying. That's it. Only in America. I could have bought a case of eggs. Yep. Didn't he? Look, scanned it with my phone, and just walked out instead of bought an icy machine. He's running there to get eggs and all my ice machine.

He's got his hot dog roller. Yeah, baby. What's next? Cotton candy? He's got his icy

baking machine. I got an icy machine yesterday. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, on the other back of the room.

Have you made any icies yet? Oh, yeah. They have that at Sam.

You can get anything at Sam. It's not a brand name icy machine. And the brand hasn't paid this podcast anything, so it's an icy machine until you holler at your boy. But we'll do an ad for it. Didn't we have one of those things around here at one time? I see a hot dog roller, buddy. Yeah. I did learn, because, you know, I'm a fine figure of a man, so I obviously will eat as much queso as I want, but I refuse to drink full sugar sodas.

Mm-hmm.

You can't make those, like Coke Zero doesn't turn into a slushie.

Oh, because it ain't got no sugar in it?

Who knew?

Yeah.

apparently you did yeah that checks out it's got to have something to bind with otherwise you just make ice yeah like you got to have something to keep it in a different state otherwise you just

make an ice cube see i should have called you so i get home then i had to go back to walmart to buy

something called monk fruit oh give a little healthy sweetener yeah whatever there you go

some people said it would make my tummy rumble but all it did was make me happy because it was the best icy i've ever had that's just because you made it yep and on thursday is it thursday when we're playing turkey a or whatever they're called at what eight o'clock at night i still call you turkey i'm gonna have that hot dog roller rolling i'm gonna have an icy machine going it's gonna be like 7 11 up in my house come over and watch the game come on

johnny d gonna have the qt on lock oh yeah circle k that sounds like a lot of fun jd I have them cheddar cheddar and jalapeno sausages rolling on it roll that when the World Cup ends you can make margaritas again

no imports

I don't think we got any

united states tequila if we do it probably ain't good i bought some in college once it was from st louis it was yeah that was that was just hooch yeah it hurt that was just hooch it literally said

st louis missouri i said we've made mistakes boys yeah but we had a budget yeah we did

oh so icy machine hot dog you really are turning into just a carnival

like i love about getting a gas pump it sounds like it sounds very interesting that's what you are today i mean can you put a gas pump at your house yeah yeah they'll come they'll come put

you 500 i mean however many gallons of tank you want just get you a 500 gallon tank you can have it at your house order from delta fuel here and they'll come fill it up whenever you run out me and my family have a diesel one uh-huh yeah yeah you can get it if you're so brazen you can fill with off-road gas put it in there you get a little bit cheaper but i don't recommend off-road gas it's got a pink dye so uh if you get swabbed you're in trouble with the law huh yeah they make off-road gas and off-road diesel well what's the difference it's for construction folks yeah

okay it's cheaper it's cheaper what's then why is it not the norm i don't know does it come from

the strait of hormuz i don't know i doubt it because it's got a 20 tax on it now maybe i should clarify it's the the diesel pumps for the farm yeah now that you said that oh i know

everybody knows that oh so me and big dave can go in together and get a gas pump at the house

yeah you sure can we should do that i gotta talk to him you sure can we can have a gas pump you just gotta keep a little 12 volt battery there to run the pump nothing to it there you go and

people complain about being american si i'm not or plug it into one or the other i'd probably keep

it away from my house in case there's any sparks at any given time was the japanese guy eating that

big real oh the bone in are you on social media all right yeah no that was the best one because

he looked at it and he no he was watching a game they went through that before one of the games

he was spraying it with the sauce and then he ate a big one he ate it turned into this is amazing

did you watch the italian guy learn about free refills for the first time nope oh he he they were like just let us know if you want some more he was like what do you mean more they're like we'll just go refill it he's like how much does that cost they're like there's no charge it's free

it's free refills that's right yeah he did not understand the concept of free well their whole life they ain't ever drank out nothing but a glass bottle you can't free refill a glass bottle

yeah and there's no ice yeah then the iris showed up in boston and drank us dry that did happen i loved it don't you know they's having a party you know they was having a party buddy to drink

all the beer in boston is there a waffle house in boston the scottish went down hard in the paint

i don't know how many uh waffle houses there's gotta be oh it's gotta have a waffle what in it

aren't we nicknaming this the great american sleepover or something i hope so hold on i hope they stay though yeah did y'all of them are providing some really good things to this country

as far as entertainment goes freddie's one oh hey that's pretty cool the number of waffle houses

by state i actually just figured out what's wrong with america yeah they stop yeah yeah they get up around pennsylvania parts of america are a darker color on this map and the further away you get They go to zero.

Mm-hmm.

What? There's a state that don't have a Waffle House? There's not a single Waffle House in California.

Hey, that's understandable.

New York? None.

Oregon?

That's all. That's understandable. Washington?

Boy, if you got one in Scotland, you'd make a mint. That's why I was asking about that, because if them boys drank Boston dry and had a Waffle House to go to, they'd have been having to fly in bacon. The good people of Georgia will slam a Waffle House, though. I guarantee you. Well, that's where it started. That's where headquarters are.

Georgia has 431 more Waffle Houses than Illinois. Because Illinois only has two. Really? What do they eat? Denny's?

IHOP.

Ugh.

You know. Why would you go there? Watch the waitresses bounce around.

I see why the New Line's taste is so good. They ain't got but one leg, right? You mean, you see why the SEC is so good? Oh, their waitresses are named Peggy.

Hey, notice all the southern states? Waffle House. Oh, we got to open another Waffle House. I'm sad to be stuck on 99. That was 2002. I know. Yeah.

Oh, that's crazy. I did not realize there was no Waffle Houses in Connecticut. Oh, that's pitiful.

In the greater West Monroe, Louisiana area, there's three, so.

So I visually see four Waffle Houses when I take my kids to school. I see all four of them.

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what is it with lobster i actually learned something yesterday about lobster because it was father's day yesterday they're bigger and that's what i get my dad because he bought a store that hosts his hobby and so it's like you can't buy me can you cook them while they're

edible lobster yeah oh yeah that tail's great fine delicacy you eat crawfish there's actually The whole restaurant eats on a red lobster.

Cropfish has got a good flavor, and it's tender. Hold on.

If you eat crop, if you eat shrimp.

A big lobster is tough, and you just keep chewing it, keep chewing it, and the more you chew it, the bigger it gets.

You didn't have the right cook. You cook that lobster as long as you cook a steak. That's your problem.

Well, no, no. I didn't cook it.

Okay. Well, there's the problem.

The restaurant's cooked.

Was the restaurant named Red Lobster? Because that's base-level lobster.

You should have started. you should have stopped at the biscuits when you go there i can't eat them well you ate too many

i ate well a lot of bread i guess you had to have an acquired taste next time you go to the

lobster get one go where well it's like one of the greatest where the good hush puppies are

it's crazy because i i i don't i wouldn't order the lobster i said do it there if you're gonna i wouldn't i wouldn't order it i wouldn't i paid for it wouldn't do it they ain't no good yeah

they good they're too tough no they're not tough do you know if they're too tough do you not remember all that spiny lobster we ate in the bahamas when we were there y'all ate it i didn't

it was it was hey it was tough that was the question sam's had two hard head hard head hard head that stuff was so good well i am hard head but hey that's why they fired you from the

orange orange juice factory you couldn't concentrate well hey i'll put it this way

You couldn't cut a lobster with a butter knife.

What?

Yeah, you can.

No, you couldn't. You couldn't just bite it. No. Like a lobster popsicle.

Lobster or a tusk?

No.

You have teeth now, brother. Hey. You can eat them. It doesn't make any difference. Have you had them with teeth? Yeah. When? Hey, I'm telling you. You haven't had those. No. Every lobster I've ever tried to eat was just like a pan. piece of bubble gum. But now you've chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it,

chew it, and it gets bigger and bigger and bigger. But now that you've tripled the amount of teeth in your head, do you think it would taste better?

I've never had that experience with lobster. Ever. I've always had that. Even a bad lobster is a good lobster.

Now, shrimp, I love it blackened. No, you don't

like shrimp. Oh, yeah, I do. No, you don't. Hey, I need a bucket of shrimp. No, you won't. Yeah, yeah. No, too big, too big. Too shrimpy. Too shrimpy. You don't like crawfish? No, I eat a lot of crawfish. No, you don't. You don't. No. A lobster is just a big crawfish.

Crawfish are way tastier than lobster. I got a white right there. Well, that's tastier. Oh, yeah. That's a different way to cook them. And they're tender. That's because.

you like steam lobsters and they're tender you don't oh i mean i don't know we can go to sam's right now i know i'm serious i've ate uh but you you rip that tail out of a lobster and you cut it in half and throw it in that shell still on the grill with like some garlic and butter and you just baste it while it sits here and does this thing but buddy well ever lobster i've ever eaten

And most of them were in New York City. Well, yeah. They're no good. They're no good. They're tough. They didn't come from Sam. The Bahamas was the same way. And hey, we actually caught film.

Well, that's like eating steak at a pizza place. Depends on the place.

Well, I ain't never tried that. You got to do as the Romas do. You go to a pizza joint, you order pizza. You go to a steakhouse, you order steak.

What do you get at Red Lodge?

You don't go to a fish place and order steak.

you order fish because if you order steak it's gonna suck i ain't there a fish my daughter cooked

me a steak last night oh i cooked me up i cooked me and my woman a filet mignon last night you should have got some lobster to go with it oh i know surf and turf baby that's a whole thing like it but look here's what i learned and it was two types of lobster guess what shock all shock it was medium plus my filet mignon

well done

medium plus light pink

medium plus is well done

no it's light pink in the middle no blood but just light some would call it medium well that's medium medium's got blood coming out of it when you cut it no that's rare a medium plus don't have blood but it's

there ain't no medium plus

matter of fact it shows oh I forget it

there's

y'all won't know y'all won't know

there's no me

I may just not like lobster

that's well done

yo hey there's two types of lobster

there's cold lobster and warm lobster at Sam's they're both frozen but ones come from the Bahamas and ones comes from Canada one's been on ice and maybe the other won't have it I bought the more expensive one because I figured that one tastes better Was that the one for Maine? That's Canada, right? It was product of Canada. Yeah. Canada.

Yeah, that's the Maine lobster.

No imports until the World Cup's over.

No imports. That's a lie. You ate that lobster.

I haven't eaten it yet. Oh, man, I did buy Canadian lobster. God, you bought the wrong one. Well, the Bahamas lobster's not American either. I'm not eating it. That's for my dad. That was part of his... What do you get a man that's got everything? Lobster.

Something for him to cook.

Something for him to cook. I hope I get invited.

Well, hey, what'd you do? Invite me. That way, maybe I'll eat it and it'd be good. If your dad's cooking. We ain't inviting you up. We only got four.

You're going to spit it out.

Yeah.

Well, if it ain't no good, it's tough. We ain't going to waste it. If it's tough, I will. It ain't going to be tough. It's lobster. Yeah, but see, you know what everybody else told me? Well, you got to get a young lobster, and then it'd be a pretender. Well, I said, well, they must always serve the old geezer the old lobster.

I said, because they're one of them every other. Lobsters like pizza. You can't mess it up.

You know what I like? Didn't they used to feed like a convex lobster? When Captain D's gets the lobster fest. Uh-oh, lobster fest.

I didn't know Captain D's had a lobster fest.

What'd they do, fry it? No, you get like that lobster roll.

If you want to ask somebody about Captain D's, you need to talk to Phillip.

I bet Phillip's had that lobster roll. Just a bunch of lobster, mayonnaise, and some bread. Oh, it's good. I had one at Disney World. I didn't think I'd like it, but boy, was it tasty.

They say Captain D's has good hush puppies. It's great little seafood. I don't know. I know the warehouse has great hush puppies because I ate about two baskets of them myself when I go there.

Every time you go in there, they bring you two baskets all around.

Oh, no, no, I know.

They're good.

And I ate both of them.

Oh, I wished I could eat them. Boy, they're good. Godwin, where have you been? You've been out of town, haven't you? I have been. Oh, you know that fundraiser we went to in Wisconsin, Hunt for Life?

Yeah, the Hunt for Life Foundation.

I went, me and Paula went to the girls. He went to one of them. You did what? Oh, you were an uncle. Me and Paula, she was uncle and aunt. They chose to do the girls.

They're still the boys.

How was it? It was awesome. Was it? It was really awesome. It was right out of Terriall River Ranch.

And Matt Owens said hello to him while he was in there in Colorado. You know Matt lives in Colorado. Oh. His demons here finally caught up with him? Hey, what can I say? No, I'm kidding. I'm lost. So Matt followed Mac. You said Matt, right? Mac Owens. You said Mac. Oh, well, I meant to say Mac Owens. Johnny D's uncle.

Yeah. Okay. And his name is Mac Owen. Yeah. Just in case we're all wondering.

Okay. I was just trying to figure out. I was like, I didn't know Matt Owens left here. Okay. Yeah, I was sitting on the porch up there.

Oh, no, he's been up there, too.

My sentiment's still the same.

He's been up there preaching the gospel.

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Where were you? You was going to tell me. Tarry All River Ranch. Tarry All River Ranch. Where'd you fly into? Colorado Springs. Oh, not Denver? I was wondering if you went to that so much.

Well, they was, you know. Get in that Denver area. Which might have been easier because we had a lot of cancellations. But, you know, trying to get them kids and girls. Got one riding horses. Oh, yeah. Got one, you rode a horse? Yeah, two days. You rode a horse for two days? No, two different days. Paula and Courtney, and that's some of the kids up there. But that's some of the things. We horse rode. Oh, I should have won a pair with you. Five fish. we uh oh we played this one girl on the way said she wanted to learn how to play softball she was 13 so we went to shields and bought a wiffle ball oh okay we played wiffle ball i was a designated pitcher and uh for both teams but you're a catcher we had a great time it's good we had

T.H.D., baby.

Yeah. We had a shield now.

With shields.

A guy, he was from SEAL Team 1. I always had one of them, you know, because the camp's for kids that's lost their fathers in combat and first responders. So we love on them for a week. And he taught us how to use a compass to a map to show exactly where we was. And we kind of used that and kind of done it with the Bible, how you know your heading and your bearing needs to be Christ and your heading can get off some, but you need to come back, different things like that. And we'd have a Bible lesson in the evenings, and it went really well. Just loved on them. They were all kind of to their self, you know. But by Tuesday evening, they was jumping and laughing. having a great time the thing that got me was um and nobody thinks about this you know if you have a fallen dad or something it's all about him you know you always you never hear about mom or the kids so on uh thursday we had an honor ceremony we lined up all the kids and he showed us how to salute and he called out the rank that we'd salute and where he served and whatever his branch was and them girls looking across they was i was crying they was crying but we was honoring them and their mothers and their dad so that was that's cool man oh it was awesome i was bald about two or three days i tell you them girls sounds like a lot of fun

It was a lot of fun, a lot of blessing.

Definitely a lot.

The only bad thing about that place was there wasn't no air to breathe. 8,500 feet. Yeah, there's no air. I did walk. Oh, you're talking about that PhD weight loss. I walked two miles every day with that seal. He walked with me. I tried to run, but no, I couldn't take about four steps. Oh, yeah, there ain't nothing up there.

Yeah, no, we're not designed for that. I said, okay.

I said, if you don't mind, I'm just going to walk. He said, hey, Bubba, just as long as we make him two miles, that's all that counts.

I like that encouragement. Another minute to go see you.

As long as you get there, it don't matter how. Oh, we had line dancing one night. You weren't sucking wind line dancing? Oh, look. Oh, let me tell you the day. This is the morning. So we got up. Me and him got up at 5.15, and we took off, walked her two miles and we come back and met them and at i forget what time anyway we met them at the camp and then you had it was a bag and forth bag and forth up this hill about 400 feet steep you was wore out and they had a brick platform up there and we done yoga for an hour so i done yoga every morning for an hour wow is there video let me tell you and you downward dog yes sir i sure can i can plank now there's a few of them i couldn't do because i'm not as limber as i once was but i'm more limber than i was show us a show us a downward dog so do you say

you think you had a bigger benefit there paula oh i'm not i did because my gait's way longer i can take bigger strips now i swing them all why do we not have pictures i swing on them all are we not You took your phone out to do one of the horses But didn't think to like Let me take a selfie doing yoga Have you ever tried yoga? No, I know better

I'm as flexible as a 2x4 But you think it's easy I don't

You would have to untie me once we got into yoga They was playing

What's that girl's name? Lauren Daigle This is how I fight my body I thought she was saying body because I was up there trying to stretch my body. Paul said, that's battle. That's how it's battle.

Battle. Oh, Lord.

I'm thinking, no, I'm fighting my body. I can't even sit down with my legs across. And then they look, then they done it. They called it you stack the firewood. You put them legs on top of each other like that. Now that's out. But they was doing, that gal that was teaching it was doing it.

Well, I was telling you, you'd have to untie me whenever you got done with yoga.

Huh?

You'd have to untie me once you got...

Oh, yeah, get down and stretch, and then, boy, those muscles... I got a question.

I got muscles sore I didn't even know I had. I sit like that all the time if I ain't on a couch. Well, I can... Do you really? If I am not...

You sit like a toddler? Well, I'll take that back. Yeah, it's way more comfortable. This is comfortable? Hey. Huh? Hey, let's get this going. I can sit with my legs crossed. My knees just don't touch the floor.

I don't think they're supposed to.

Is that a requirement?

Yes. When you're supposed to, it's supposed to. Time out. Yeah. He said time out. You got to look.

Ladies and gentlemen that are driving down the road, Martin has entered the center of the room. He's going down to sit. I mean, this is how I sit if I ain't got nowhere. That's how he sits if he's got nowhere else to sit.

Oh, I ain't do that.

Martin's knees no longer touch a peg.

Are your legs crossed? Make your feet out. Your legs crossed? And let your knees touch the ground. Move my what? Leave your feet out from under your knees. Like this? Keep your legs crossed.

Martin, you almost ripped your pants there.

I touch your knees to the ground.

That's what I'm talking about. I can't do that. Your knees are supposed to touch the ground how? Flat. But your feet are under them.

Well, get your feet out from under them. So they can touch the ground. That's the way they were sitting. I'm about to pull. And then, now don't get up. You got to stack that firewood. You got to put your leg on top of your one. All right. All right, put your foot up there by your knee. Your left foot, put it up there by your right knee. Now, lay it on top. Now, you moved the other one. Now, put your other one on top of that.

Oh, both feet on top. I can't do that. Both feet on top. No, no, no, no. yeah there were them weird kids in school that could sit like that well no not you was doing it right just put that

That left right foot under your knee. There you go. I can't do that. Well, that's exactly what I was doing on the floor.

No.

No. I don't know what we're doing anymore. I don't need it. Well, that's... I wasn't as limber as I wanted. Whoa!

Hey, down, dog.

Good bear, didn't you?

Hey. So, I saw all he wanted, son.

Well, no, no. I want to pull something.

Careful. You got to see that little brown eye.

Anyway, we're doing that. That's like Vietnamese. Vietnamese can, okay. They don't call it Vietnamese style. Well, no, no. No, it's Gangnam style. No, no. But, hey, Vietnamese can sit down with their knees. I guess it's a good thing dogs can't talk. With their butt against their heels.

Yeah, but look, there was mountains. And sit that way all day. To the right, the big mountain range. This is for the sun's coming up. And right when our hour got done, the sun popped up over that mountain. They had it timed just right. And then we laid down and prayed. There you go. For about 15. If I do yoga, I'm going to lay down and pray, too, because I'm going to pray I can get back up. Then we walked back down the hill to the frontier. That's where the cabins were. and then we went to the eating place. It was about 16 flights of stairs up. And when you got up there, people tried to talk to you, but I couldn't talk because I'd say, give me a minute. But by the time it was over with, I could talk, walk and talk up there. Last time I was there, I had

a little... Then we left. I had like a Lysol can of oxygen.

Oh, you bought one of them? Yeah.

I went through a bunch of them.

They swam and... I bet you did. It was a great... I need to call old Big Eye and thank him for contributing to that. That is a great, great, great cause. It was a blessing. I think I got more out of it than the girls did. That's awesome. I might do yoga tonight.

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Hey, I have something very serious to talk about.

What's that?

On top of the World Cup. Si, I need your opinion on this. On what? I'm going to tell you. There is a man named Harry Kane. Harry Kane? Harry Kane. He's one of the greatest soccer players in the world. He plays for England.

You'd have been named Hurry.

Huh?

If they'd have named him Hurry.

They don't have those over there. Is really Harry Kane? His name is really Harry Kane. Okay. Here's Harry Kane's situation.

It could have been Sugar Kane.

Harry Kane on June 23rd is going up against Ghana. Ghana versus England. Well, Nana Kwaku Bansam is a witch doctor.

Say that ten times real fast.

I don't even know if I said it right the first time. There is a witch doctor from Ghana who is going to put a hex on Harry Kane. what if it works oh it ain't gonna work well what's that what's the heck's gonna be i don't know he doesn't want to injure him but he is going to prevent him from winning and he's said he's done it before oh really done it before yeah that's what i'd say them witch doctors creep me out and he can't well he can't hit the ball he can't kick the ball do you think that A witch doctor can put a curse on an athlete? No. No. I think he needs to just carry plastic Jesus in his pocket, and he'll be all right. That's right.

A little bit of Jesus?

Yeah, take little Jesus.

I don't know what Harry Kane's association with religion is, but it could be.

He better figure that out.

When the African witch doctor starts with it. Well, you asked a good question. Do we believe in it? Yeah. If the guy can do it. and curses uh which doctor i'm out on that huh you don't believe no why not what do you base your non-belief on on which doctors yeah

i really have to go down this road with you huh i really do well i'm just saying

do you believe in ghosts no no because hey to bring this up today today uh-huh you believe there are ufos and are there really aliens we've already our government has said that they have bodies of aliens we've already went down this row do you have what we ended up saying we do we

believe or not i said i don't know that we're the only planet earth out there i'm not going to limit god's power no i'm not gonna limit because that's where i'm not gonna limit his design on being just

us well no no because that's where my wife threw me a throw me a wrench in the machinery she said no jesus created all this and he created man yeah and there is no more he wants cursed ronaldo no so my wife said okay well how'd that work out because of who jesus is and what he's done no there is no there are no aliens another species of whatever you want to call them man is it yeah i mean i can get behind that so i've never thought about that before you know and which is a good point what but a lot of people a lot of people believe in okay like the wish doctor yeah i ain't trying to cross a lot of people do i'm just not putting

that much of my faith into another human well no that's me so that's my problem there's only one there's only one person that was human that i'm gonna put that much faith yeah yeah that's jesus

i'm kind of like you so but stay away from me sir can he can he put a spell on it not really okay so you think harry kane's safe yeah especially if he does what martin said put jesus in the pocket will you and hey don't worry about it well that sense the way on that

do you believe in ghosts don't spirits have to flee at the sound of your name there's gotta be

i would change the term from ghost i don't believe in ghosts but i do believe in spirits

the Holy Spirit being one

being the main one that's right

well it's brought up in Luke 24 what does it say verse 36 through 39 this is when Jesus got hung on the cross and all his running buddies run up in that upper room and he just appeared in the room he said while they were still talking about this Jesus himself self stood among them and said to them peace be with you they will they were startled and frightened thinking they saw a ghost he said to them why are you troubled and why do doubts rise in your minds look at my hands and my feet it is i myself touch me and see a ghost does not have flesh and bone as you see i have that's pretty cool that's a pretty good one it is but so he let them touch him so we're not gonna be some keep it on the cloud up there playing a harp that's what i used to think would be have a little wing sitting on the cloud playing a harp i'm gonna be me you gonna

be you oh yeah we'll know our bodies are gonna be changed but not changed all the difference will be, we will change from what we have now, and it will be glorified.

Which I don't

even know what to tell you what that means. Well, what it means is they were scared

because they recognized

him. We will be like him.

He was, they knew who he was. He was him. Just change. That's pretty cool.

There you go. I love it. i said i'm way more in on that than i am on um on witch doctor curses well there's so many

there's so many verses in the bible that are like that because that's like uh sunday was

it you know people always say well i don't i don't know if i'm gonna i'm gonna make it to heaven well wait a minute did you read what he said he just has told you you can know that you're in going heaven is guaranteed to you yeah you can know it you can know it that's like i always tell most people most people don't know the average Christian what power he has at his disposal.

We can't accept it.

Because we will. Our belief system is not strong enough. It really isn't. Our mind cannot comprehend what God has made available to someone like me. Number one, I'll give you one of them. which I have seen this work. That's prayer.

Prayer is very powerful.

Most people don't realize, you know, when you walk in the throne room of God Himself Almighty and you mention someone's name to the Creator, you don't realize what you've just done.

I know it. Yeah, you really don't.

The only thing I can say is our mind cannot comprehend what God has put at our disposal.

We don't believe it ourselves.

Because when Jesus said, hey, if you say move to this mountain or fall in the ocean.

But we don't believe it.

If you believe it enough, it would happen.

Oh, I can't do that.

But I can't do that.

Is that where you're going with the three-mile slingshot throw?

No. If you believe it enough. No, no, I don't hate crowing that because I finally measured what a mile is. I think I can throw it a mile. On a good day, I can throw it a mile.

You thought he was coming to some epiphany, huh?

Yeah, I was like, I told you how far a mile is. Well, no, no, but you forget when you, you know. You still think you can throw a rock to Chick-fil-A? I think I can throw it a mile. On a good day with a good rock. To Chick-fil-A. I can make it a mile. Walk out that door, Chick-fil-A. Walk out that door, swing in, and you'll hear it. Not the first Chick-fil-A, the second Chick-fil-A.

You make it to the first one. I'm telling the whole world about it.

You ain't got to make it to the second one.

I'll take the first one. I'll tell you right now, you make it to the Waffle House, I'm in.

And not the first one, the second one. Either one. Either one. Hey, I actually think I can throw one a mile on a good day.

If he makes it to Granger.

I know I'd throw it a half a mile.

I'm going to be stunned he makes it to Bayou Butts and Boots.

I was about to say, if he makes it to where the snow cone stand used to be, I'll flip a lid.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm serious. What do you mean from behind? The thing right over there. I know, from the back to the road.

From here to Thomas. To the road, I'll be stunned. From here to Thomas Road.

Hey, if my arm like back in the day when I was younger, I can go with my arm without the sling to the road.

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bringing up harry kane i thought you were going i thought you're bringing up something different what'd you think i was bringing up the brandon marshall deal have you seen that with his son over the weekend brandon marshall the receiver uh-huh what'd he do well hey you of all people

No, but in his defense, all they are is a magician.

Oh, the witch doctor?

A witch doctor. All he is, his hands are quicker than the eye.

Illusion.

Yeah, it's an illusion. An illusion, Michael. And he can convince you that, oh, I can control you.

Well, that's what you're trying to do.

Brandon Marshall is under fire. No, I thought I said it. I had to eat a little crow.

No, I just, when you said we have a situation, I thought you may have seen him get in trouble for disciplining his son and what he made him do at midnight. 2 a.m.? Yeah. Brandon Marshall's kids might be on our World Cup team one day.

like Antonio Freeman, so I'm glad he's running.

Yeah, we got him running.

Now, what do you think about this? I'm reading it just now. The punishment my man chose for his child was to go run. Run? You think that's a fit punishment? What did he do? He hadn't said that. Oh, just said? Yeah, I mean, I guess that's true. Well, I'll give you an example. If the kid was told to go to bed and he didn't, you had to run three miles. You want to stay up?

Here we go.

I liked all the people in the comments on social media.

Like, I would have gladly ran over the beatings I took.

To punish my daughter, she did stuff that I didn't approve. All I had to do was threaten to take her books away.

Take her books? Take her books. Oh, that was Joe Hanna. Don't take her. No, no, I'm serious.

She would say, hey, just do anything with me or whatever, but don't take my book.

Well, here post-Father's Day, what did they get you for Father's Day?

Oh, God. That kid ain't running very hard. They got me a recliner that said best snapper on it. I feel. And then they had the cards were, is they had an old, old, old, old, old pickup truck and said, you're a classic.

You're a classic. There you go.

Easy to.

I'll concur with that.

So it was pretty good. And I enjoyed it. Lottie picked out my card. She did not understand the innuendo of the bass fish that was on it. But Allison thought it was hilarious.

Oh, there you go.

Because there was a lot of thought went into the old cook, going there in the classic part. Oh, God. Yeah. It was pretty cool.

Yeah. The, yeah. No, I think what got him, he was just riding in his truck next to him.

He wasn't running fast enough to get out and run with.

And he got on him. He's like, pick up the pace. Pick up the pace.

that was coach bristow's punishment in high school man you know how much did you ever have to do a lap full lunges because other kids didn't flush the toilet oh yeah we walked the whole track doing lunges football team i mean i'm like pick your foot up and act like you were flushing a toilet and every time you went down to do a lunge coach bristow made you yell whoosh whoosh whoosh

that way i always forget to never forget the toilet hey i remember from high school playing

sports and everything running and bear crawls were very good uh tools to adjust expectations physical pain is a heck of a motivator that's what i'm talking about so like i got no issue with the boy with him making the boy run like hey go ahead man i don't i don't know why everybody

well it's a two-fold thing you learn something and it's also very good for you what'd you do

what'd you do in the army oh what'd you do in the army when you when when you broke when you

broke an order either push-ups or rowing huh how many push-ups do you think you can do right now uh now i'd be lucky if i got 10 that you could throw a rock a mile uh on a good day i got that

i forgot this graduation day okay i'm in dress greens my dress uniform mm-hmm and and so oliver gets in my face puts his nose on my nose and is calling me all kind of names and i bust out laughing well he said drop well i i just stepped back i said you got to be kidding i'm gonna dress green nope he wasn't joking was he said are you gonna get down or am i gonna have to put you down that's when i would have got down well i did you know how many push-ups i've done before he wiped the grin off my face 574 350 350 and i mean hey and i ain't talking about i ain't talking military stuff i mean you going all the way to the ground and all

the way up i'm a little heavier than you but i ain't never done no 350 350 but he finally did

when i jumped back up after that 350 i'd have to try real hard to be 350 in my life i didn't smile

Total push-ups? We just didn't do them. I don't even like it.

That's the greatest shape I've ever been in.

In high school, we didn't do them. We just didn't do push-ups.

You got to think about this. I'm trying to think of how long it would take me to do 350 push-ups, and I think it's a calendar, not a timer.

You got to think about this. I could probably get done in 24 hours.

We run four miles.

That's a lot of push-ups.

Come back to the mess hall.

Got a ladder with 100 rungs. 10 minutes 10 more we just got there running four miles got a ladder with a hundred rungs got to do over over the hundred rung ladder to go eat you can't make it you don't eat yeah i never i didn't see what the big deal that was the best shape i've ever been the free world was in a was in

a tissy about him making his son run so i was like my dad beat that one when i was like right before i was a senior i i went and next.

knock off to go on a date with a girl that's good you pull one of us yeah well thank god it was that so so as punishment my dad made me do firewood all summer and when i finished all the firewood i went to the neighbor's house and did this firewood all summer long just splitting wood from like with axe uh with a hydraulic press It was both. You poor thing.

You got to use a log splitter. You had to roll. This is so bad. I said both. All you had to do was make sure the log splitter didn't run out of gas.

That's it.

I did both.

If you had to do it with the ax.

Yeah, you'd be like Jase.

That is a good workout. That's a workout. You should have lied, Hunter. You ever listen to a side tell a story? You put them like this, and then you used the Stang splitter. I had to split the wood to get it to fit on the splitter.

And then I would have to help. Next time you tell the story. For neighbors outside, I'd use nothing but an axe.

The splitter used to be a 10-pound sledgehammer with a splitter.

Yeah, with a wedge. I used that, too.

I used that too I used both you should have left out the hydraulic part we're trying to teach you how to tell a story none of us would have known we weren't there what do you think he made his whole living off of details matter 95% truthful

details matter

he led with hydraulic press oh hydraulic press

that's like when Phil got run over with a wagon the question was

that when he fell off of it

oh no no he's in the sand out in front of the old log cabin Jimmy Frank has got a load and here's where the question is it's like Jesus his resurrection was it loaded with pine straw or was it loaded with wood that he had sawed and split and there's always a big discussion about the two I said it was loaded with wood. You generally don't for the dramatic. He's in the sand pile playing field is. Jimmy Frank tells him to get out of the way. He's got Dan hooked to the wagon full of wood. The butler? No, the mule. His older brother. He wouldn't move, so, hey, Jimmy Frank just said, get up, Dan. And, hey, the wagon wheel runs right over his stomach. Loaded with wood. And until he died, he could push his stomach out and look like a woman that was nine months pregnant.

Oh, Phil?

Yeah. Really?

You never showed me that trick.

A lot of the other people said it was pine straw. I think it was feathers.

No, it was wood, split wood. Was it hydraulically pressed or was it?

Oh, no, no. This was done with a sledgehammer and a splitter. that's awesome a wedge a steel wedge i remember one time i got all fired up and said i ain't

gonna use that log splitter log splitter right there i busted me about six logs and i said you know yeah let's go use the logs i think i'm gonna use that it's a fun little thing yeah oh my papaw even made one's a good time my papaw made one with like a boat winch on it with two big tongs so you could go and push them tongs into that log and then you just crank that winch up and get it up there to the to the hydraulic uh-huh you get it to the hydraulic and then you let the hydraulic split it but you didn't even have to pick up the log by yourself now in fairness i think it would have been easier picking up the log and working that boat winch under pressure but you know it seemed like a good idea at the time you know boat winch ain't got you ain't getting you don't take up a lot when you give it a crank it ain't a big it's a lot more cranking than there his movement yeah but he was so proud of himself and buddy we used it i'll be yeah them tongs weighed as much as the the logs did that he had that's why farm boys were always strong

oh yeah country strong country boy oh did you say farm boys yeah yeah i thought you said foreign boys no farm farm i think this is over look no okay i said shut her down it's time to shut her

down and i think it is clear that we all kind of have the world cup fever in here including dear uncle si but si have you seen this picture right here yeah that's that's good the entire united states team staff all their trainers and everybody gathered up after the game and one of our backup players is named mark mckenzie strong believer he gets in the middle of all of them and praise to the good lord and And when I tell you, like, if you see it, they're all there, goosebumps, all the things. Thank you. And this guy's on social media and stuff, and he's just pointing people to Jesus, which is really cool that he's using this moment where the whole world's looking at this team and he's pointing everybody to Jesus. So if you haven't seen him, Mark McKenzie, look him up. And you were mentioning prayer earlier, so it's an easy Bible verse for me. It's the one I think about every time I hear prayer is in James 5, the end of verse 16. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.

Amen. Yeah. You don't see many prayer photos with a big Mickey Ultra sign in the back of them.

That's another truth that's in the Bible.

I like that. Now we got to watch the game Thursday.

Hey, Mark might play Thursday. I hope he does. I hope he scores a goal. And then I hope he got a little non-denominium in him. He bring the fire when he preach.

Hey, you may want to send Harry Kane his way.

Yeah.

Probably help him out a little bit.

I'm rooting for Ghana. That's right. We threw all that tea in the harbor for a reason. He's got the right man on his side.

Amen, buddy. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call. Bye, Dan.

Thank you.