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we got our first sickness in quite some time i guess you call it he got the swimmers here boy wouldn't get out of the pool on fourth of july oh man that's he wasn't he wasn't wearing a little headband because his brother ain't got to because he ain't got no tubes no more so he still got that one tube working and he had water just flowing into that ear apparently so you're who's a man at that age too yeah but i ain't wearing that band i ain't wearing that brother ain't got to wear it i ain't wearing that now he's like i think he would reconsider now yeah you remember how bad it was yeah i think we could get him to strongly reconsider now but when we tried to get you to wear that band oh man and the problem is he don't want nobody but his mama so yeah that yeah which means i can't really do nothing i said i just gotta listen to it but you know whatever it's fine it's all good hunter are we rolling or you just don't have the clock rolling yeah um but no we'll make it we'll make it out of it it'll be fine it'll all be good um you know what happens to people that eat aluminum foil eat aluminum foil yeah

they sheet metal come on mirror now what yes i was giving you i was giving you my answer

that's a good one people that eat i don't know they sheet metal yeah that's a good one that's a good one that's like you know why you can't be mad when you fall on your driveway why it's your on asphalt i guess yeah see you can't be mad you can't be mad you put the bump there don't be mad about it you start sheeting metal and you got problems that's so good though he was talking about alone all i say is hey don't give up your day job Oh, what are you talking about? Those are two good. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Don't give up. Those were the first ones that got audible laughs in here. That's true. Those were good. Even from our in-studio audience, they got audible laughs. We do have an in-studio audience. We do. We might have to add them to like our opening routine when we go speak somewhere together. Yeah. Just start right there. Yeah, that's right. Let everybody know the gloves are off. Okay. Oh, man. All right, then. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the dark room. That's all he's got. Oh, my God. Oh, man. No, I don't even know what. Johnny D's still on vacation. I did see. I know he's sad because he had to watch that game at the beach. Oh, that's why I ain't talking to nobody. Yeah, I ain't heard from him since. He's laying low. Look, they was there. So, hey. Yeah. That's good. It is what it is. Anyway. So, he didn't answer his question. How are you rooting for a neck? Yeah. You need to know who's left in it? Norway. that's where paula's from she's a viking the norwegians well okay that's that big dude i don't

even know one day i don't even want to need to go any further all right as far as you're going

vikings are gonna win i guarantee well they're out hey there you go they got the oh they got the whole crowd dude the whole stadium dude they got everybody involved in yeah that is a pretty cool celebration i'll give them that my hat the viking but that messy feller he's good at

soccer that was one of the better movies i've ever watched was the viking movie what was it i'll say that which one what honor with need some help kirk douglas and i can't remember the other

guys that started kirk douglas that's been a while i've been black and white well no no what

was so cool about it was I gotta look it up now I don't even know

put this guy in a wolf's den of wolves yeah you know that they kept hungry well they didn't have to put it he just said hey throw me a sword oh well kirk douglas got his hand cut off because he

he threw the viking a sword i was talking about a movie from 1958 oh no hey hey he caught the

he just gave the warrior a yell and jumped in there and killed about 10 wolves before they got

him it does have 77 percent but that did get him what's the name of it the vikings the vikings oh

that was a good one it was i'm gonna watch it it was it was oh it's in color they put in oh yeah

in the color yeah there you go who else started douglas you know he raced motocross who else was

in that movie uh kirk douglas tony curtis i see it was tony curtis ernest board board nine board nine yeah janet lee i guess was the woman orson welles was it wow yeah a lot of good stars

they was all born back in the 1900s oh it was a it was an excellent movie it's a technicolor epic adventure film i'm gonna have to watch it i don't even remember i don't think if it may have been tony that jumps in the in the uh arena with all the wolves it was based on a novel by edison

marshall there you go what would you been in the viking days what would you have been dead oh i'd probably been the rower

well that was back in the day when there was men oh boy that's right oh boy do it all okay

men were men he says and then anybody that was y'all cause hey hunter do you follow joe blow

movie clips that seems like something you do you're not you're a big movie guy i do not have you seen this movie i haven't no are you gonna add it to your list i will that size spoken so

high of it joe dirt would have made a good back i have a 1959 joe dirt would have made a good biking yeah joe dirt would have made a good dirt biking i'm so confused by that statement i just got a movie in the mail called some like it hot and it's from 1959 really yeah and i'm really

excited to watch it who's in it hot do you know who's in it is there a reason you chose it or

Is that when that song was written?

It's about two guys trying to flee the mob, so they dress up like women to do it, and it looked really funny.

It's a comedy slash musical, and it's 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm out. It's a classic Billy Wilder comedy about two male musicians, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon. You remember them, Si, Tony Curtis or Jack Lemmon?

That'd be a good one.

Yeah. musical i ain't much on musicals it's got marilyn monroe in oh that's why you're watching there it is this ain't the one where she walks everything and her dress blows up right

yeah that was that was a low budget low blood bud that's low budget with marilyn monroe or

you being sarcastic i don't know i wasn't alive in so i'm not real sure

she made quite a stir when she hit the scene did you have a crush on her especially when the dress blew up yeah did you have a crush on maryland monroe growing up well she was a she was a hammer she was a hammer hammer time can't touch this and you can't yeah that's right that's what she said you can't touch this

okay there you go well she was blonde so i didn't know yeah but y'all had y'all had tv huh Did y'all have a TV?

No, we didn't have TV, but a TV was available at the store.

Oh, that's where you watched all your TV? That's where I watched all my TV. But your mom and dad had a TV later because that's where he would watch the Groucho Marx on that TV.

Well, no, no, because there was two scenes that best comedians ever, Groucho Marx and Red Skeleton. and both times all you heard was he did something one of them did something and then all you heard was a thud my dad is laying on the floor and he looks like he's having an epileptic fit laughing he was laughing and look I'm talking about running tears it was water running out of his eyes and he's that's his laugh no no i'm serious and hey damn the sound coming out of him he just no audible audible sound period he's shaking

all over and water's running out of his eyes i'm on fire today hey i fired up he's more alive than

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John, bring us back.

Okay. I'm trying to think of something. He's trying to think of something. Let me check the script. Where's it at?

gar that's it ah that's funny right i don't care who you are i tried to see what he'd be

with a bike and let's see the raiders from the north raiders from the north that's what they

was how did they know to go south or where else he was nowhere to go north hey hey they went south

with a warm-up yeah where else you gotta go you know because they come out of the arctic that

would be wild back in them days well no hey not knowing anything existed down there you just take

off you know talk about faith man just take off and them boats wasn't big days in i mean they was big but they wasn't big enough to go out on the ocean like they oh yeah they was but yeah it was the way they were designed but good grief yeah that's why i said hey that was back when men were

men yeah because you you uh i guess you had no fear because you didn't know nothing to be scared

of yeah you had a lot of guinea pigs most of most of the uh you know they like seven foot tall and

you know yeah like 400 pounds yeah but the age of exploration would have been a wild time to be

alive yeah yeah the vikings always ate very well did they oh yeah what'd they eat everything they a kid. Berries. Everything that was edible, they killed it and ate it.

That's kind of like

aging. That's why back one of the days you had big wooden tables and there was a feast on it. If you wanted a piece of meat and it was down to the table, you just stepped up on it and stepped in the mashed potatoes. Where does he get this from? You just step on everybody's food and go get your meat. Ain't nobody gonna tell you, oh, hey, don't do that. Because if they did, they'd get their head chopped off with that. Like we just

left the vikings and went to elmer fudd for a second yeah boys hey get a rabbit them boys didn't

play whoo that's wild time well i'll tell you what i last night we all went to go eat at the warehouse uh how many hush puppies marking the guys from out of the side and we got there he got there first and he and he ate hush puppies first i've already ate one box on one

basket before they showed up. Where does he put it? He can just keep doing it. I ate four one time when he was there somewhere. They just kept coming and ate. Then when I got my steak, I couldn't eat but just like three bites of steak.

Because you had a loaf of bread and two loaves. Yeah, a loaf of fried bread.

I ate four baskets.

He can eat them. That's what people asking me, does I eat all them donuts? No, no, that's like Kate.

Kate, she said, I hate your guts. And I said, Kate, why do you hate my guts? She said, because I've been around you for 50 years. And she said, I fed you like you was a hog. you know peeing trying to fatten you up and she says you're still just a skinny rail yeah he

stand up and stand sideways take his tongue out he looks like a zipper used to now he looks like a frog when he stands he wouldn't and he wouldn't get no dessert i tried to get a little bit no but

oh i was like i can't believe i ate seven of phil's hamburgers that's everything on that's incredible yeah where do you put it in your pocket oh no you ought to get in that hot dog eating

legs are hollow that's what you need to put him in that well he can't eat everything but he can't

eat everything like that there's only a few things he can just chow down on it's great your 70 hot

dogs and one of them is southern my doughnuts yeah i get i get two or three dozen southern my donuts before they even

cool off. Well, that's because they come out of that grease and they're like cotton dandy. I'm serious. That was the secret. Put them in your mouth and then

swallow it. Put them in your mouth and swallow it. Because they just, they best in your mouth. We'd stop and everybody would get a dozen. Well, I'll say everybody. That would be the kids. Dad would get a dozen. Mom would get a dozen. And all the kids would get a dozen of people. If the sign

had to be lit up, though. Fresh.

And they would eat it. They was cooking. Hey, we'd eat it before he left the parking lot. Really? Oh, yeah. He'd be gone before he left the parking lot.

I'm a husky feller, but I just don't really care for donuts. They ain't ever been my poison. I do love them.

Well, the maid was, mmm, good grease.

Yeah. Yeah, they ain't ever been my poison. I don't know. Now, them kolaches they make here now with them sausages wrapped in that bread, I'll eat that. Oh! I'll smash him. What?

I have got, I think I have, you know at least christine said thrice is gonna bring me some brockworth well did you get her to get your hot dog no no they ain't she ain't come up yet i know but you're gonna get that bro she's ordered that the hot dog right now is true that has three hot dogs we got to have i got i gotta get new one now you got one i got the cover did yours come with a little neon sign that says hot dogs that's the one we got well it was what the 200 one yeah that's yeah yeah all i know is it had about eight of them and i she said which one you want and i said well what are they called she said well there's one there for 329 i said no martin bought one for 200 right at 200 bucks and i said hey where's that at she said right there she said it's got a cover and a place for the buns yeah it's got a warmer under yeah and she said what are you what what is wrong with you why do you want yeah i said hey me and some friends are going to have a hot dog every Sunday

night we'll probably play poker too there you go i said hey oh yeah your poker game

for hot dogs now just cut up a bunch of onions yeah just put a tip jar there a couple of uh

bottles of mustard well you just assign everybody do you bring the weenies you bring the buns you bring this stuff and then y'all eat hot dogs all night while you that's right hey you want to get real exotic you can get little baskets online too that come with wrappers that have hot dogs printed on them oh that's funny yeah and they even make a little foil package if you want one to go there you go i'll do that when you get busted she was asking me i said wait a minute i said hey

how many how many was it hold no she said what are you i said i want to know how many it hold so y'all so she pulled it up blew it up a little bit so 18 i said that'll be enough yeah good that's right right yeah hold you what are you gonna do with 18 hot dogs i said i'm gonna eat

them yeah watch me yeah yeah just watch me and we're gonna film it i said hey i may have just

the movie night and hey what we're gonna have is hot dogs in the movies it is how it is a hilarious

unnecessary luxury you could go you could i could throw some deer sausage on there uh-huh and when i go fishing in the mornings when i come back they'll be ready oh absolutely or when you go

hunting because i was telling i said this way i said you won't even have to worry about me i said i'll have my hot dogs rolling and all rolling rolling rolling rolling i said then all i had to do was turn on uh rowdy yates was raw ad yeah rolling rolling rolling

hunter do you know why people started calling hot dogs glizzies no glizzy why is that what everybody says on the on the instagram world i i don't know man my dad started calling it that though glizzies yeah yeah what hot dogs oh you should have been

Our man with a computer ain't here, so I guess I'm going to have to do it via my phone.

You should have been there when Phil used to have hot dog nights.

Oh, I was. I was there when he had hamburger nights, and that was just as good. This was gourmet hot dogs.

This is like going to a restaurant and having a seven-course meal.

Right.

Because, hey.

It was gourmet hot dogs.

When he put out the spread for a hot dog deal, it was like you run it through the garden. because he would have, like, put these tables together, you know, and he would have everything fixed. You start at this end, and by the time you got at the other end, you couldn't pick this hot dog up and eat it. You had to eat it with a knife and a fork.

Yeah, too big.

It was too big because you done filled this sucker up with sauerkraut, onions. I can't even remember all the stuff.

How many of them could you eat? Huh? How many of them could you eat? You couldn't eat many of his if you built them right.

I was going to say, if you built them, I would all run it through the garden. No, you couldn't. I'd probably.

So we went from hot dogs to Glocks. No, it started as a Glock. Originally, it was a slang for a handgun. I thought you were talking about hot dogs. That's what I'm talking about.

Where did a Glock come from?

Well, a Glock is a brand of firearms. Oh. It's like a Glock 17.

A 17-round Glock?

Well, they make a 17, yeah. But 17's the size.

Well, why did we go to guns?

I don't know. It said the nickname likely came from Glock evolving into Glizzy. Okay, because that's the crazy one. Oh, it says it looked like that. And then people started joking that a hot dog looked vaguely like the shape of a handgun's magazine. That's not true.

What was the joke about? Is it a hot dog or is it what?

Legs. A sandwich or something? Oh, is a hot dog a sandwich? It is. It's got bread around it.

What in it?

got it bring it around around 2019 to 2021 on tiktok and twitter yeah lizzie shifted to mean videos of people eating hot dogs spawn memes like glizzy god hey do you know that president

trump is the king of tiktok huh he's the number one he's he's number one on tiktok is he hey that's

what he said on the news the other day that's what he said yeah well he's number one at a lot of things yeah well no i'm saying that's a poll that just keeps going that's a poll that was

one person he said it was shocking of all sharks he said i'm number one tiktok yeah yeah yeah i

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You try to shove a hot dog in a handgun, that ain't going to work. Kind of like trying to throw it down the hallway. It just ain't going to fill it up, man. I don't know. Glizzy simply means hot dog. hot dogs are 340 to 44 yeah yeah it just ain't gonna work that ain't it it ain't there boys yeah i don't get it but so if someone says i'm grabbing a couple of glizzies from the grill

well i i thought it was a hot dog first so i bought a hot dog i brought some glizzies baby i got some glizzies what do you bring i brought a glock slang words aren't they fun what else has

got a weird slang name hunter you got anything i'm trying to think now i'm interested in root words runners and shiners well yeah that ain't slang though

You know what I brought?

What?

Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe?

Marilyn Monroe. I brought my own entertainment, buddy.

Gleazy slang originally had nothing to do with hot dogs. Still don't. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Just at that deal, there were some younger people there, and they said they were grabbing Gleazy's, and I was like, what? Huh?

Yeah.

I guess I'm too old. You need to train them. You need to train them. i just said dogs rolling i mean that's all i thought it was saying them train them he said

saying them to train them oh i thought train them up in the way they should go saying them i said that might be when we was getting ready to go catfishing when did we get a picture of john

david in here a burnt picture at that and where did it come of a tiny bass i bet you he brought

it i saw him bring it in it's like if y'all don't mind i'm gonna put this here hunter do you have anything to do with that no he brought that in with

the clock yeah oh from uh faith family freedom oh okay i can't see it very good there you go i'm glad you ain't missing none well i mean there's a picture of me which is weird enough but the one i just find it odd that his is in the middle and size over here facing an angle i find i feel like the that should be shifted in the decor but in the decor you know put the feng shui you put the main thing the main thing kind of what i'm saying there's too much stuff

over there anyway is it yeah it just gets lost it's become a pretty eclectic always put betty

white in there betty white yeah here we go again where's dolly parton you had one of her what

happened to it yeah dolly parton trying to take on bucky's you see that i didn't know that got her she got her new truck stops open well dolly parton tennessee and truck stops i saw one i did not feel the uh i did not feel the need to go see them uh it did not look as inviting as bucky's so

you know i just stuck with a beaver boy it's hard to beat that brisket sandwich oh that's hard food is so good there i got clipped all those chocolate covered on ones

i couldn't get the boys to get none of that you know what i left there with what a semi-truck with a forklift oh yeah all they wanted was a little semi-truck it had a forklift on it So they could load and unload pallets. There you go. I was like, you little rascals. You should have fed them something. I tried. They didn't want it. All they wanted was that semi-truck with a forklift. So good job, Buc-ee's. You clipped me on that one.

Get the truck, daddy, with the forklift.

Yeah. And the trailer don't even lock in. So they move it about four feet and the trailer falls off.

The last time me and you and Godwin went to the Buc-ee's in Texas. Oh, we smashed that. Man, we killed that place.

We did. We did that. We did that thing. Yeah. I stayed in the truck. i don't know look there somebody called me i'm trying to silence it what's up kevin i'll call you back i'm speaking at a deal for him in august so i guess that's why he's calling yeah and make sure i'm still coming i don't like my phone too intrusive yeah that's martin on his phone hooked up well johnny d can drag his screen back and forth across there on his computer so we don't know what he's looking at half the time i'm just hardwired straight to my phone to the tv yeah uh yeah no that's a that's a deal i got coming up in august so oh man the uh i don't know what we're talking about man what a plan i ain't got much some topic ideas yeah what

you got anything so the youtube comments have been fun to read yeah how did the people like rebecca rebecca did great yeah episodes one out of ten every comment is positive yeah that's

awesome yeah she was hilarious when did y'all have her on uh a few weeks a couple weeks ago

i guess yeah you know she called me when she was like this is rebecca i was like okay what rebecca she was like willie's daughter he's a hoot yeah and side did a video for one of her friends and we ain't even uh we ain't even

run the best line out there on the social media yet about the disappointment how she was an asian disappointment because none of her none of them became doctors it'll be posted today okay there we go no she was great i'm glad i'm glad they liked her that's good yeah what

comments you got though what else do you remember uh when i sent y'all the comments of yoga yeah oh i figured that would be an interesting topic i had never heard that before in my life

yeah so you know folks got mad at us because yoga apparently is anti-christian yoga apparently allegedly i thought it was just stretching that's what i thought i didn't know it was what is it hunter what did they say it was i can't even remember now that it was a

a hindu practice downward dog so so yoga was an antichrist yeah let's go with that there you go that's the buzzword now oh don't stretch like that

yeah get excommunicated who would have ever thought yoga was an antichrist yeah apparently

johnny up on that table doing downward dog was a big deal they could have just said they were offended and didn't want to see him like that well who was saying that people in the comments really yeah y'all was up there doing yoga breaking breaking the rules yeah because it's hindu well

i've been forgiven of that i just find it fall down and land like that yeah you just you just

yeah i had no idea that yoga was uh anti-christian um hey we can check out what chat says about that

too yeah let's check it is yoga because let me tell you you can sure do things you couldn't do before after you do it for a week really oh yeah that's a thoughtful question pick stuff up off the

floor the short answer yoga thing the short answer yoga itself is not inherently anti-christian but whether a christian should practice it depends on what kind of yoga is being practiced and their conviction well yeah that's just like watching tv yeah that don't change nothing that's like watching game of thrones or not you know those who avoid yoga point out that yoga originated within hindu spiritual traditions traditional yoga can include practices intended to unite the hindu concepts with the divine chanting did y'all chant no we listened to lorne daigle okay so that probably helps that this is my battle or honoring hindu deities they believe participating with spiritual influx can conflict with christian worship inside passages such as exodus the people that are really into that yeah they're they're wild view modern western yoga primarily a stretching breathing and exercise i didn't know yoga was anything that wasn't stretching breathing and

exercise that's what it was you go up there and try to do what i was doing somehow i couldn't do

that's what i'm saying i mean that's what i thought it i just thought yoga's biggest deal was like increasing flexibility those that are really really into that

yeah they they got out of the body experiences and all that junk

yeah well yeah if you're just doing it because i didn't i didn't believe it until i run up on the

guy that we literally somebody went and got a big needle because they they had said you know he's in his yoga position on top of a uh double bump so basically it seems like anything

in life however whatever your viewpoint is and why you're doing it i mean anything can turn oh yeah anti-christian no not just stretching with a bunch of you know that's that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard man get out that legalism yeah come on if you believe that's a problem none of us are making it that's all i'm saying none of us are we ain't ain't heaven is empty

like there's going to be two folks up there father and the son there's going to be a lot of people that are really in for a shot if they make it to heaven game wardens well because there's going to be people there that they said oh no that's what i'm talking about they're going to

be surprised to see who is there oh no yeah and they're also going to be surprised to see who isn't there yeah and it's going to be like oh he didn't make it huh he must have been doing yoga

yeah must have been stretching he's a closet yoga doer

closet yoga doer i think that's the name for it yeah closet yoga doing but hey good news is we're

all reformed that's right we're all well i was gonna tell the story just like theology we're all reformed man the people that are into that i'm telling you they're they're you know because

a lot of them have out-of-body experiences i never had that them folks that are into that ain't hosting a camp for no young girls whose fathers were lost in the act of service that's what i'm saying like they come on man come on like come on like if that's what you're gonna get then we certainly can't run half of what we talked about today no and that's a great ministry that

john and paula uh went to support yeah and we've got back we've got a great ministry that is in town with us today idols aside um and i know you guys have met mark and some of those guys and si has done some events for idols aside um so i was telling us last night he wanted to have mark on the show for a segment yeah we can do that yeah mark you sitting in here you might

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quality you got them john chris camo pants on you get them at czar no i actually uh wore those

doing yoga this morning oh i had a body experience i'm sorry yoga pants yoga pants i wasn't trying to step on your toes with the yoga talk man i'm learning a lot today about yoga and hot dogs and

maryland monroe i mean it's it's been good yeah oh it's quite a learning man what if you hunter what if you eat a glizzy doing yoga where does that get you other than a bellyache yeah yeah that'd be a problem but golly well mark welcome all men look we love what you guys do and um in a short version i'm gonna let you tell what you guys do instead of our interpretation of what you guys do about idols aside and what y'all what y'all are doing man so yeah our heartbeat

is uh really fighting for those that can't fight for themselves and that's fatherless kids and single mamas and uh my heartbeat you know for this ministry is to see armies of people you know fighting for these kids and moms and yeah we do that by serving kids in the schools and public schools uh we have hunting lodges in a few states and we try to get the local body church nationwide uh to love these people because most of your single mamas in this country today don't go to church because they don't feel like they fit we wanted to we want them to fit yeah all right look

I know your story, but I want you to tell these people your story. How did you get into this?

Well, the good Lord, you know, he called me into it. I grew up in Central Florida, had an amazing mama. She was 15 when she had me, and my parents got divorced when I was a little kid, so I was pretty much raised by my mom.

Were you without the whole family?

Yeah, just me and my mom for a while. sure and uh got i was blessed to go play college football at app state that was a long time ago boys that's four days good yeah that was long that was way back but um that's when i surrendered my life to jesus christ uh was uh my sophomore year of college and boy i had a way different college experience my first two years did not i can't talk about my first two years of college we can't talk about my freshman and early sophomore year but the last year and a half it was it was on for him but uh after college um uh was was blessed to get married uh to my better half that's becky that we've been married 24 years actually this past week 24 years we celebrated well congratulations on that yeah very blessed and worked in the corporate world for a while and and uh and god came to me in a dream and uh and and back at the end of 2008 he came to me in a dream and he said i want you to use everything i put in your life you know from growing up without you know your dad there and uh college football experience and what you've learned in the corporate world and he said mark i want you to take all that stuff and go about my business and so i'm just trying to be obedient to the lord and and uh serve those don't that don't have an earthly father and point them to a heavenly father and and uh that's what we do are y'all nationwide

like now or is it growing spreading how's that at a grassroots level we've been serving in lakeland

florida for a little over 18 years and have a hunting lodge in lake wales and paducah kentucky We started a second location there nine years ago, and my wife and I and our girls, we are moving to Aledo, Texas, just west of Fort Worth, in four weeks to start a third location. We're doing a few things different in Texas. We're really trying to grow through the local body church, some larger churches there, and some Christian colleges to try to get more people active in that area, but really trying to create a model that's more duplicatable for churches nationwide to say, hey, we need to support fatherless. We need to support single moms, and we want that to become the culture of every church.

Okay. Oh, that's cool, man. Yeah, that's...

We do hunt a lot. We have... That's fun stuff, too. But that's just the left hook. That's the icing on the cake.

Yeah. Well, that was always Phil's ministry about hunting, because you have a captive audience. Where are they going to go? Yep. And you got a gun.

You got them in a duck plant. You got them in the duck plant, and you're the owner of the boat.

Yeah, you're the owner of the boat, and you got a shotgun. Where are they going?

Yeah. They got to listen. you're gonna you're gonna hear this whether you like it or not yeah that was a lot of these boys

we serve boys and girls that are middle school high school age and they get to go on hunts of a lifetime uh kill big white-tailed bucks exotic animals get to catch 40 pound bass right well

most people okay most people uh like me okay i was privileged and and uh to grow up with a mom and dad and siblings. Yeah, the nuclear family unit stayed the same.

The strength of a family unit, okay, it's priceless. Yeah. Okay, because you have mom to go to and dad and siblings.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, and you can learn from all of them. And, you know, I look at people because when I'm out speaking, I said, okay if you if you know me personally if i was told your your diagnosis was cancer and i'm going to die it wouldn't bother me turn that around when i had kids if i had taken my daughter or son to the doctor and they said hey you know she's got two months to live yeah he's got stage for cancer well if you don't have a father and mother and a family unit who do you turn to in that time especially if you don't know the creator yeah yeah 100 yeah and yeah and these guys are doing that for children that have lost their dad through first responders military all this other of stuff because this world we're in is wicked and your uh rural communities today you know i

would say west monroe monroe yeah a rural community about 45 percent of kids in rural communities don't have a dad no in large cities today it's up to it's over 75 percent really so that i mean you look at the world today you know when you pull god out of the picture and then the family and the home's broken everything else falls apart and uh and so our goal is to teach these young men how to be real men yeah vikings as we call it right so yeah bring masculinity back

that's what we're trying to do yeah you know all my all my life okay you know you know people had had the misconception that that men don't cry yeah they do idiot that's human beings there's bunch in here well yeah you're it's a human being if if i you know if you cut me that's why i hate racist if i cut you and you're you're black your skin is black you're gonna bleed red oh okay i didn't know where mine's white i'm gonna bleed red yeah and and look god created mankind yeah all in his image everybody all we're all in his image

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It's been sweet. You know, a lot of these boys and girls we serve, you'd think everybody knows how to push a Zebco button fishing pole and catch a fish, and we get so many 15 16 17 year old boys that are never never fished that we get boys sitting around the lodge and we throw some burgers and hot dogs on the grill and they've never they've never thrown a burger on the grill never never made a campfire and just the little things that we take for granted and we're teaching these young men it's a big deal to them a real big deal too

so yeah that's awesome man yeah i mean yeah all of us you know yeah i guess that's just stuff we took for granted because we had parents in the home and they were active uh not just parents but they were in the home and active and grandparents and then the whole family unit stayed together you know as long as they could on this earth so um you got to think about it here's a young man

says 14 years old if he don't have a a father well he he will not he will grow up not even no having having no one to look look at to see what you know what is it what does a man supposed to do yeah yeah they won't know yeah yeah how's he gonna learn how to be a be a man well there ain't no man there yeah and be a leader and you know and all that hey i'm supposed to take care

of all of you yeah all the things that we as men are called to do the society has told us we're not

there to do that anymore though yeah look where that got us oh that's where society is wrong and

lacking yeah look where that got us yeah i wonder yeah what could have ever gone wrong right so well i got two little boys that's gonna know what it's like to be a man whether they like it or not and uh no man i love what y'all are doing man that's that is it's just being the hands and feet of jesus right we're called to take care of the widows and i mean they did it all the way back in those days so whether the the father's not there because he's no longer this earth or whether he's just not there because he's not there um they all need serving in that regard so that's really cool man well that's like i always look because because if

If you're a male, and you're married, and you have kids, and you have boys, there's a big difference in having a son or a daughter.

All I got is girls. Even my dog's a chick.

Because I have a daughter, and when I was in the military, okay, so I felt I wasn't there a lot. Well, my wife, every time I'd get down on myself, she'd break out the photo album. She said, yeah, you wasn't there. She said, what's that picture there you're looking at? I said, well, I'm a six-foot Easter bunny.

Now he'd be a 5'10 Easter bunny. Yeah. He kind of shrinking on us, you know.

Because you forget, okay, it ain't the time you spend. It's the quality of time you spend with your siblings, your daughters, and sons. But having a daughter and a son is night and day.

We spend a lot of time with these kids, and we take them hunting and have great times in the hunting blinds. But I think the thing that changes these kids most of all is giving them the roadmap for life, and that's the gospel. And the gospel and Jesus is what changes people.

Well, no, no, because I've changed the way I think about it. You know, I tell people now, I said, hey, why don't you go take a walk in the woods with God? Because when you read about, okay, Adam and Eve and God used to walk in the cool of the evening in the Garden of Eden.

and god did that was asking them things like well how's your day been going well y'all what did you do today

you know but when you think about that okay because like right now right now oregon has got a bunch of people together to sign to try to stop me and people like me from shooting a deer or going and catching a crappie out of a lake. Yeah.

We probably won't open the Oregon campus just yet.

How ignorant is that? Because I got, I asked him a question. Hey, it's evident you haven't walked in the woods with God

in his creation yeah or you wouldn't be thinking what you're thinking

yeah it's not about they probably didn't have a father no no well that could that's why that's

why i'm so important yeah that's why i say look where it's got us to today man so some of my

better uh communications with my father was in a duck plant oh absolutely it certainly wasn't

fixing something me and dad kind of we butt heads on working on repairs together and we both knew that wasn't a place for us to be together

this is me growing up i thought my dad loved feel better than me until I got in the duck blind with him one day, and I actually brought it up. And he busted out laughing and got tears in his eye. He said, no, he said, you won't understand what I'm going to tell you right now. He said, you will when you get married and have kids of your own. He said, it wasn't that I didn't love you. He said, oh, I know I gave Phil more time than I gave you. he said but you didn't need it and he did yeah yeah and and once i had kids

yeah their needs come above yours oh absolutely yeah and i got two of them that couldn't be more

different yeah well which is which is a great thing oh yeah 100 we was all the same how what a boring world this would be unless we's all like you well hey well you'd have a lot of fun at least you're gonna go out laughing i'll put it that way oh no but um thank you

for coming oh look we always close with a bible verse do y'all have one that's like the the

flagship of idols aside or uh there's a lot in scripture about fatherless but my personal life verse is jeremiah 29 13 you shall seek me and find me when you give me all your heart there you go you know i think the for the lord to do big things in our lives we got to go all in full

I always like Jeremiah, what, 29, 11.

Yeah.

You don't know the plans I have for you.

Mm-hmm.

Not to harm you, but to prosper you, to give you a hope for the future.

That's a good one, too. Yeah. Amen. It's almost like he was a prophet. Yeah, almost. Oh, man. All right, well, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.

Thank you.