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welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen you know you guys are so nice and send us so much stuff and we got a new package here and i think there's something in here that size really going to like it's not the book on ptsd what because he's had time to heal he's all He's all good there. But I think Si is really going to like this one. Betty White. Here we go again, baby. Betty White's got a memoir? Apparently, she's got a memoir. My Life in Television from 1949 to 1995. She beat you, son. Well, that'd be a pretty good read. You want to take that home, will you?

Yeah.

I'll send it home with you. And this one, well, we're all past this stage. I don't know. Confidence skills for young adults. ain't none of us young no more no we're not but we'll find somebody to donate it to and here's the other thing I figure so I like much as he sleeps here you go old man they're just sending blankets in the mail a new blanket a brand new blanket

there you go

actually I figure Miss Christine like that you ain't got to unwrap it you can take it home and give it to her or I can just say happy father's day

there's a note man

there you go there needs to be because I don't know who sent it is that on that part of the note

Liza she's the owner of Homegrown Knitting Company man she writes a lot in a small space

well that must be why she likes books because that's a lot oh he done cut one of the don't cut the knitted part Oh, he snatched. I don't know if he cut it, but he pulled it. Hey, I'll cut that. This is from Lisa. She's a Marine Corps vet.

Oh, well, thank you, Lisa. And that explains the books and all that stuff. Yeah. Hey, be careful with that. That took her 40 hours to make. My man's got him a shawl.

Hey, I know what it took to do it. My wife does this.

I'm just saying, you're flinging that knife around. Well, hey, I couldn't untie it.

Loops, whoop, whoop, man.

I had to put a knife on it.

A cut knife. A knife. And it's the one that's been here for seven years that won't cut hardly anything. Who's that from? This is from Lisa. Lisa. Lisa, appreciate it. Yeah, and thank you for your service, Lisa. There you go.

I'll wear this as the house when I'm cold.

Yeah, we called it, and I can't remember his name, but Eider Logistics sent us some hats.

She's a part of the Cherokee, what did you call that, nation?

Nation, yeah.

She wrote something in Cherokee. Any Choctaw? Objaleehelaga. Boy, I butchered that. But it means they're grateful for Si in Cherokee. You know what this takes? There's a Si in Cherokee? I added for Si.

Hey, this takes a lot of time. You know what that tells you? What's that tell me? She loves somebody.

She loves you, old man?

She sent it to you? Hey, to do that, to take all that time,

to do that it really clashes with today's socks though that's for sure no i call them these are my tiger socks there ain't ever been a type well never mind i i already know you have a belief of

big cats with different colors so well i got all those look like they belong at a little league baseball field now because baseball has become kids in ice cream shorts and pinks and turquoises

and yelling i thought he just fired up about watching the world cup stone hasn't said much

yet but whenever i said that's what baseball has become oh i will be i will be watching the usa

and australia if he would have said soccer i'd have

believed it oh no oh no it's baseball baseball is all about what the kids call the drip these days what's the drip how they dress that's what i did and they spend a night fortune on it what

did you do soccer game you watch soccer no no he went to a soccer i actually went down through the i gave the ball to the referee to start the game he threw the first pitch threw the first pitch at the soccer that's right we're not really caught up it was fun hey it was it was actually fun i enjoyed it is that a thing in soccer today is it the age is local soccer i guess age is 16 to 27 so these are grown-ups playing soccer yeah and i mean hey here in louisiana they they never uh stopped moving yeah i could wear you out and then one of them i thought one of them like like God, it broke his neck. It looked like he got kicked.

Well, I tried to watch the soccer game one time, but I watched it for how long did they last?

90 minutes.

An hour and a half. And the final score. 45-45. And the final score was 0-0. Nil-nil.

Oh, no, we had a goal. It was 4-1. There you go.

So they spent an hour and a half running around. And nobody scored. And they never scored.

Well, you had a bunch of, you know, rookies. I thought I'd have to get, you know, just no talent.

That's one of the things that I forbid my daughters to play.

I love a soccer game. Or softball.

Or softball. Softball was on the list. No cheer, no dance.

What does that leave there? Basketball? I was impressed, though. Basketball's in.

Basketball, jujitsu.

I was impressed.

They had a lot of people that was really fast, and they were really, what's the word I'm looking for? Nimble? No, talented and limber, because you've got to have talent to run up in front of somebody and kick the ball in front of them, and then they start just back and forth kicking each other, trying to get rid of the ball.

Well, one thing I've noticed soccer players are really good at is flopping.

They've changed that.

Yeah.

They will penalize you. They will go to a replay and penalize you. Yeah, they got instant replayed now.

But that was the best part about watching a stupid soccer match was when they would flail out, lay down on the ground. Oh, no, no, no. They're screaming, holding their leg. Hey, you would love. Five minutes later, they're back on the field.

Running. Hey, you would love going to a stickball, Indian stickball.

Indian stick. They'd be better in soccer.

Oh, it's better in soccer because it's all of your sports. it's all of them combined and what's so good about it is okay like a dude it's like four year olds to 90 what like four to 90 and look and hey there's there's nothing that is illegal oh if you want to dive and knock somebody off his feet cut him out of the ankles go for it

What's it called? What's the name?

Indian stickball. Stickball. Look, the Indians used to war and kill each other off. Well, they finally, the Chiefs was pretty smart. They said, hey, we're going to make a sport, put a stick in the ground on each end of 100 yards, and then you got like, what is the game that they catch this thing with the lacrosse?

Lacrosse, yeah.

Yeah. It's like lacrosse.

Yeah. Except they just beat each other.

A little bigger. The balls are a little bigger than a golf ball. And the thing that catches it is just made just where it barely fits in there. And you saw that can throw that thing. They can throw that thing. Okay. And I mean, the ball's hard. I wouldn't tell you more, but he's nailing what Google's got. But look, here's what impressed me. We was in a golf cart coming on the field. And I parked on the field back then. An ambulance was leaving with a light on, and there was 50 more in line.

50 ambulances.

Yeah, 50 ambulances. And I said, what's the deal on this? And they said, hey, we'll use every one of them before the game's over. Like, these people, you talking about into the sport? Because I was in one of my goofy moves, so I had a – I don't even remember the team I had. They gave me a T-shirt to wear. Well, in halftime, I told Phillip, let's go and harass the other team on the other side. Bad move. Hey, them people come with bushel baskets full of rotten tomatoes, rotten cabbage. Everything in the garden that can rotten, they let it rotten, and they bring it to the game. And if you start getting mouthy, you get hit with tomatoes, cabbage.

lettuce, pickles, or the, what, cucumbers? Are they pickles or cucumbers? I got out and got some bad mouth in me, you know, we's ahead, you know. I said, you boys need to stay after school and practice more, you know. I got hit with tomatoes, lettuce, cabbage. I said, boy, these boys are serious now. Where were you at? Oh, in Mississippi.

That's a classic Phil and Cy head to Mississippi story if I've ever heard one.

Mississippi was the playoff of the championship. There's a league? Oh, yeah. It was the playoff between the Choctaws and I don't know what other teams.

We need to get Lisa on the phone and ask her if she's heard of this.

Or we just need to find somebody that plays Indian stickball. I got lots of questions. That can't be the name of it.

That is a stickball. Stickball.

It comes up very quickly. Yeah, if you type in Indian. The Wikipedia page is indigenous North American stickball. But a side would call it old Indian stickball.

It's better than going to war killing each other. And I mean, they got we hammered.

Often called the little brother of war. That's what this game is known as.

Oh, this was practice. War practice.

It was originally played by the Southeastern tribes like the Cherokee, Choctaw, and Chickasaw to settle Territory.

Chickasaw and Choctaw. Baby, she's a Chippewa. She's a one of a kind. It was them, too. It was a championship game. The Tim McGraw opener? About eight of them had played. You know what I mean? Now the playoffs.

Something tells me Si and Tim McGraw on the same tour.

It was a fine game, though.

But now it's just for fun. But back then it was to settle Territory. Toilet disputes and maintain fitness. There was broke bones.

There was teeth knocked out. There was bloody noses. There was all kinds of stuff. All this rain. Hey, the bugs are coming in. We got ants. You got ants?

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Yeah, that's the opposite of pickleball. Yeah.

Hey.

You want to play some pickleball? You're talking about, you know.

And look. I don't know, man. You know. Everything's on the table. All options on the table.

I'm trying to think of a way to describe pickleball, but none of it is politically correct.

No, no. If you want to punch somebody, punch him. That's fine.

What you got with pickleball?

Oh, well.

It's hard to get stoned on your side.

I can't say what I'm thinking because it'll never pass the. Oh, it don't have to. We may just laugh and come back.

What I couldn't believe is they caught the ball. Okay. And I mean, this ain't doing a little, you know, it's like a pitcher throwing a fastball at 100 miles an hour.

Yeah. except you got about a three foot stick i got what i got a thing like that at home i throw the ball to my dog with yeah called a chuck it it looks like that yeah it's a lot like a chuck it

yeah well you can i'll tell you what i'll tell you what it reminds me of what growing up we

used slingshots you oh that thing ain't look nothing like a slingshot that was a stick

although i'm talking about how you like a rock that bigger round yeah you would have did a a pin in a leather pouch with about three foot of string.

Oh, you's using an ambivalent slingshot.

You're talking about just easy, David. David and Goliath.

Yeah, you's using an ambivalent slingshot. I used the ones that you found a fork and stick in me.

Hold on. I could throw that rock with a slingshot probably, what, two and a half, three miles? Oh, no, I'm serious.

I'm serious.

Hey. A lot of people in the comments are going to call you a liar. Oh, no, I'm serious.

You could throw a rock two and a half to three miles. I thought you were going to say a hundred yards. You got a three-foot string. Yeah.

Two and a half, three miles.

Hey, look. David hit Goliath, and it's stuck in his forehead. Well, yeah, you ain't David. Hey, well, you figure how fast that thing's going, Would you just, you know, it sounds like a dadgum helicopter cranking up. You get the sling in it. It's whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

You ever let go of it too late and hit yourself?

No, he hit the people in the town next over. I know, every once in a while, it would catch. He hit the people. Hey, it's catching, it wouldn't go out, and then it pow. Distance from here. Measure distance. I just want to see what's two and a half, three miles away.

The honey hole?

We're going to go to Si's house. Well, I'll tell you what.

That's like six.

Is it? I'll tell you what I could do. Hey, I can tell you what I could do. Red River's pretty wide. Yeah. And if you take in the sandbar and all that and the bank, I could throw it across that. Easy. Okay. Could you throw it halfway to your house from where we currently sit? Halfway to your home.

Is he six miles?

No.

because that's about 10 miles or eight at least all right so now we need to do the math now we gotta extrapolate distances he's still at a mile he's still throwing okay he's still

at a mile wait how you think you could throw a rock three miles from the parking lot how could you ever overpass parking lot to overpass do you think you can throw a rock from here to i-20 Yeah.

That's not a mile, probably three quarters. It's still full.

Oh, I can do that easy. I can throw it out of the parking lot and throw it over.

You could chunk a rock from here to Academy.

Hey, I could throw it across. No, it could go over Academy all the way to the interstate.

Well, no, he's saying that's easy to do. Because if you can. That wouldn't even be no problem. If you can, put me in a pouch and sling me up here to crumble cookie, man. Let's do it.

it's exactly one kilometer for our united kingdom friends there's a lot of people in the united states right now that understand that math but none of us do uh 3 274.16 feet away from the interstate right now well when i was young hey when i was young i could throw a flat rock

i could probably throw a flat rock 500 yards how in the world are your eyes not brown man

How far could you throw a baseball? Hard ball? Some would call it a baseball, but hard ball, sure. Let's go with that. Oh, at least 100 yards.

Oh, man.

So you could throw a baseball from home plate just over every fence. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the home run thing? No, I could throw it out of the stadium. Out of the stadium? I could throw it out of the stadium. We were back like 500 yards. All this time, we thought we were sitting with the greatest reality TV star of all time. We're actually in the presence of the greatest athlete to ever live. What Phil could throw, look at, hey, here's the deal. Phil could throw a javelin past 100 yards. That actually, I think, is true. No. Those are meters, right? Well, we can look up how far. Well, I think people jump a javelin. Yeah, look up how far they throw a javelin.

Look up the world record javelin. I think that old boy on Revenge of the Nerds, he probably had...

Terry Bradshaw set the National High School Javelin record of 244 feet. Wasn't he prancing out there inside his socks? So 240 feet, that's what? Like, close to 100 yards. Close.

I don't know what Phil threw. It doesn't say. Can't do that no more.

Bradshaw threw it 200 or something? But he did that in high school, which is insane. Well, hey, he had a... Terry had a...

I didn't call him the Blind Bomber for nothing.

Oh, hey, that sucker had an arm.

You know, Phil gave him that nickname.

Oh, yeah. I chucked that shotgun over there in Scotland with him, boys. Phil's the one that said he had a cannon for an arm.

Do you know that, Johnny D? He hung the Blind Bomber on? Yeah. Phil gave Terry Bradshaw his nickname, the Blind Bomber. If he can throw it. And it stuck all the way through the pros.

That pretty much, if Phil gives you a nickname, it pretty well sticks. Yeah. Oh, no legs still hobbling around. No horse heads still with us today.

That was the craziest thing. Phil, we went hunting. Phil's got his waders on. Y'all just leg waders.

Are you talking about the no legs guy?

Yeah, no legs. The next day, no legs forgot his...

waiters and put Phil's on and they got wet. That's what he got the nickname from. So Phil said, all them waiters don't leak. Then he looked and he said, it ain't the waiters. He said, you ain't got no legs. You ain't got no legs. You ain't got no legs, boy. That's like Lieutenant Dan. He was known as No Legs. Who is No Legs?

Lieutenant Dan. No idea.

He was a cameraman.

I've heard that story at least a hundred times.

Yeah, he's one of those campermans.

75 of them have been right here in this room. And I'm not here that much anymore, and I've heard it at least 20 times in this chair.

Wait. So we don't even know who No Legs is? Hey, I don't know his name. All I know is he is a cameraman. And the boy ain't got no leg. He ain't got no leg. Those waders, neck waders, were what? Probably three foot, three and a half. What? Well, hey, he put them on and waded in the water, and he got wet. and it wasn't because the weight of the leak it was because hey he wasn't tall enough how tall was Phil in his prime

before gravity took over

you claim you're 6'2 right now well I was 6'3 and I think he may have been 6'4

okay

in my prime I was 6'3 what are you now well Christine said I've shrunk I don't know

I don't know You ain't really shrunk. You're just kind of more lean. You really just slightly deflated. I'm kind of bending. I'm boating. Hey, it's crazy. You're like a rubber worm you left out in the trunk.

I always heard people shrink, and now I'm starting to see people shrink. I'm at that age. Yeah, because me and my dad used to be the same height.

Yeah.

He gone.

He ain't gone. Hey, look up how far. I'm taller than you.

Slingshot. Somebody was a slingshot.

I don't have to look it up to know it ain't three miles. Well, look it up. i want to know how far can one i think i throw a mile a rock yeah well i here i hope you're on

that creatine i got i got a question we go into the parking 40 pound a 40 pound uh i can't even think of name just a regular boat yeah a longbow huh a longbow longbow yeah regular longbow how far you figure you could shoot an arrow a long 40 pound pulling it all the way back yeah let it go

I'd have to ask them boys in Braveheart. They got them out there on the other side of the hill.

I was like, I've shot one over Red River, and it went slam out of sight. I don't know how far.

We got to get Guinness on the phone, y'all. Because there actually is an official Guinness World Record.

Sling shot?

For the farthest thrown object using a sling.

What?

Si, what would you think? Oh, I'd say two or three miles at least. A fifth of a mile. A fifth. A fifth of a mile. Maybe a quarter of a mile.

That's a bunch of crap.

1,400.

That's a bunch of crap.

That is Larry Bray in 1981. I don't know. That's a bunch of crap.

That's fake news.

A fifth of a mile.

So now Guinness World Records? Well, hold it. I feel like a fifth was involved in this. Hold it. No, I'm sorry.

I did the math in my head. It was wrong. That's like being some Vietnam story. It's a quarter mile.

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for most everyday enthusiasts on flat ground a properly released

will reliably travel between 100 to 150 yards.

I can shoot 150 yards with what we call a slingshot. I can probably shoot it 5,500 yards.

I think we have to move today outside.

Do you have a sling just laying around?

No, I don't.

Oh, but we can make one. Hold on. I guarantee you a listener to this podcast is super into making slings. just seems like something one of our fans would do. I can't believe that's all they're talking about a fifth? A quarter of a mile. That's a long way, Si. I've never thrown anything a quarter of a mile.

What's a quarter mile? 1,500 feet?

Roughly. That ain't nowhere. 1,434 feet is the world record. Yeah, 1,500 feet.

You're talking about something okay. If you pick up a rock that weighs what? this one weighed 52 grams that went that far i don't know what that means uh don't go grounds go with the you know pounds pounds no like a a quarter of a pound

bed we use a little little than that 0.11 pounds so a tenth of a pound 0.11 you take it and put

that in a three foot leather a leather phone on the end of it this man gonna hurt him three foot of string. And you get to hum it as fast

as you can do it. I only have one request. Video it. No, I'm going to be there. One. But you gotta wear a helmet. Well, that'd be fine. Because I can't have David taking out Goliath at the same time.

No, no, that'd be fine. You know what I'm saying?

I can't have a backlash. I've let you throw my rod and reels for. Sometimes you don't throw them very far.

I'm just thanking. you know 1500 you know just say 1500 feet yeah 1500 feet 300 yard 300 whatever it is yeah

quarter of a mile quarter mile hey 300 yards ain't nothing it's the world record for a slingshot

it's the furthest any human being has ever done it that's why i think they're full of crap

obviously people ain't tried this record they would have to prove that to me by doing it

we're gonna end up what if i said it's a world record he might it feels like this needs to be

a duck dynasty episode well no no i'm serious i think i really think i can throw it at least a

mile i know i figured like three miles i'm gonna have to figure out the safest place to park my

truck i'm pretty sure i can throw i can throw it with a slingshot i can throw a rock i don't even

know how to i don't even know how to throw a slingshot how many fingers a mile it's 5 200

and something 5 280 feet would you like to know where that is from here yeah how far from the i got google maps pulled up yeah how far i'm zooming in on the duck no i'll go from where you parked your truck el harrito that's right that's that yeah that's him okay which direction you want to

go we don't make it towards town he's probably more familiar south better throw it towards balkanville oh no i got this everyday operations down there all right if you can throw it a mile

that means from that back parking lot you can hit someone in the chick-fil-a parking lot exactly one mile up there yeah do you think you could do that hey man yeah

hey man hey i'll tell you what when we do this i'll stand at chick-fil-a to warn everybody

and i'll stand at the other one that's a little bit closer okay what if you park your truck in

chick-fil-a parking lot and you're please hit it please hit it as long as the video i will call chevrolet tomorrow and say you ain't gonna believe this yeah and i'm gonna give me a new one all right

we're gonna take you on the road yeah you're like that kid from that movie rookie of the year yeah we're about to start hustling people yeah we're gonna put you in major league baseball at this age

that's too low okay i'm gonna have to buy me some nylon string go buy me a pair of shoes old shoes cut the tongue out of it to make me and make my slingshot. And then I'm going to go to Phil's property.

Is that what y'all made slingshots out of?

Yeah. That's kind of cool. Well, what dad are either strips of leather, you know, like, you know, like your boots, your boots, tie your boots with. Yeah. One mile. I'm just telling you because, hey, we used to wind them things up and throw them.

I'm so interested. Did you ever kill anything with it? Yeah. himself hold on

no I don't think I killed this is how he might have

he couldn't see where

I threw it at birds. I thought that's how y'all got the pigeons. Hold on. Is that not how y'all? Hey, you know, we never even thought about that. Hey. I thought that's how y'all got the pigeons this whole time. Hey, that was just throwing what we call flat slider rocks.

With your hand?

Yeah. Oh, Lord. He can throw them half a mile, but he can slingshot them an entire mile.

But he'd miss that pigeon 100 yards above his head on a gin.

And that's, hey, look, look. It hit him, and he come rolling off of the tin roof. Oh, eagle. And I caught him. That's just never worth it. Look, and I'm noticing something is wrong with this pigeon because I'm looking at his chest and the back of his head. Look, this hit the pigeon and turned his head, his neck, 180 degrees. It did not kill him. Okay? And when you would throw him up, he would fly to the ground. Okay, look. We had 25 pigeons. Eagle was one of them, and he was the one that, hey, he's sitting on the perch. And look, his chest, you're looking at his chest. Well, look, he's looking the opposite direction. They killed the cats. The cats attacked the pigeon coop. They killed every pigeon in there except Eagle.

That's because they couldn't sneak up on him.

Something that's weird about him. He's got evil spirits. We ain't going to kill him.

Let him go. Don't want to release him, huh?

That's right.

I see the story about no legs get a little old.

Eagle? I've heard that story many times. No, no. It's because you get so excited to tell it. Well, no, no, because that's true. People can't believe that when I said, hey, it hit him and knocked his head 180 degrees. How long did he live with a backwards head?

Passed the cat.

He died of O-H. Yeah.

Passed the great massacre of 72.

Eagle died of an O-H.

Made it right past the pigeon massacre of the 19th century.

Now that I think about it, that makes me so mad that it never ended our head to use a slingshot out on the gin. Well, you would have never been able to see where the rock landed. Oh, what are you talking about? It was a mile away?

Well, you'd have probably killed the pigeon instead of just injured it.

And you would have put a hole in the bin. Oh, no, they'd have been dead. Yeah, they'd have been dead. Because this thing, it's like an incoming artillery round. It's whistling when it's coming in. It's going that far. It's got to go that far. No, it's whistling when it's coming in.

That story is. Hunter just trying to figure out if he shaved his face for this today, son. I'm here to tell you

but I am going to have to make me a slingshot please do and then Stone will be with me we're going to go down there and you could kill a deer with a slingshot if you could throw it a mile yeah you could kill one hey you're talking about a projectile son Stone will you please take him deer hunting with a slingshot

it'll be just as useful as with a rifle have you seen what he does with him he's used a deer a mile away too the problem is there's one

standing 60 yards from him i don't know if i killed anything with a slingshot or not but i i killed a lot of stuff with it with a uh just a regular slingshot yeah

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I need somewhere, though. We're going to have to do it over water. He ain't leaving this lane.

It's going to be a big lane. That way we can't find proof?

No, no, no, no. We're going to have to go like Lake Michigan. We're going to have to do it off water.

He won't see the splash.

So we'll see the splash. Oh, they got...

I found one on Amazon. How far does it say how far? No, but they put a golf ball up in that thing. They're throwing golf balls in them. There's 600 of these bought in the past month. What are people doing?

Okay, hold, hold. I'm glad y'all brought that up. old flash and slingshot rock how far can a pro

this one's called a shepherd sling

hit a golf ball

Roy McIlroy hit one today 396 400 yards and some of those long drive guys hit it 500

which is a quarter of what you say you can throw a driver a sling and hit a golf ball 500 yards you don't, I'll ask this can I throw a rock 500 yards with my slingshot no you're full of bull you can throw a rock further than rory mcclellan can hit i guarantee you i can throw a rock 500 yards that i will hey i'll bet a hundo on that right now

teddy teddy teddy my friend my golf coach and caddy for scotty scheffler can we please i don't know how you do this but can we have scotty and cy in a drive-off scotty hits driver

cy uses a slingshot teddy i appeal to you all right that would be that would be fun how would that be fun you genuinely think you'd win hey i would have a hondo on it that i would

win a hundred because the golf ball is pretty hard here's the problem i don't think scotty sheffler gonna show up for a hundred we may have to get it out of the muck if we gonna get it i'll

bet everything i got that he hits it further than you throw it i'm sorry i don't i don't you would probably lose your money sir no hey i'm silent we're like 600 episodes in and i'm always on your side but i can't go there today we not we need a mathematician in here we got one well no no i'm saying okay uh you are the you are the world record holder for ounces ounces ounces yeah what would be a rock just uh a little bit bigger than a golf ball and flat Yo, about this big around How many ounces? That's what it's made I got you, I got you 1.76 ounces Okay, and that's light Yeah Really? That's the furthest anybody's ever thrown a rock That's the rock that they threw Well, take that and then, hey Then you're going to need some kind of machine that measures Okay, take that, put it in a slingshot And wind that slingshot like a, like stone He's in pretty good shape let's don't wind that thing up you know and see how fast how fast that thing's going oh okay i see what we're okay and at at the pinnacle of it he lets it go then we get the launch angle and you would say okay how far did it go pede times angle we'll get a triangle cosine sine tangent that sounds like a physics you don't realize how far i'm a tree

how yo problem is you can't use physics because we got friction well you'd have to use that you

have to assume that it's my brother would say right now tommy would say you'd have to use algebra on it to figure it out oh you don't know you don't have to go past algebra okay it would

be speed times weight and then force equals mass times acceleration so you're gonna need that one in there somewhere f equals ma but you know why don't you just see how far you can throw it and

i'll get a tape measure out and walk over there and put it in the ground that's why i'm telling we're gonna need a bill of water okay because all right hey what is mississippi river is what one mile wide and say just pick a spot somewhere i'm sure

I don't know.

it is yeah it's not here i think i could wind up and i think i could throw it and and not hit water

oh you think you can throw a rock across i think i could throw a rock across mississippi i think

you could chunk it and never get it to the water oh well i get it to the water right there at vicksburg it is 3 000 feet across it ain't a mile not a mile he can throw it a mile

though so we're good yeah as long as you don't go to chick-fil-a in vicksburg yeah you know what

the people at chick-fil-a and vicksburg but they're gonna be in trouble right i gotta make

me a swing shot find me some good rocks all i know is we've been talking about throwing a rock

for 25 minutes ain't that incredible how we do what we do well you know but he's really stuck

on this one and i ain't bad anymore no no because hey you don't really realize how much i've used one of them things well okay and i mean i can throw this thing where hey i well i put it this way i throw it to where it goes out of sight well i don't want you to say that it was faulty

equipment so i got amazon pulled up here and you just come pick your slingshot unless he's got to

make one he's got to make one for unless you want to make it they can't amazon crap ain't gonna get

the job well it depends on what you look like you can't just get one off amazon how much is a mile

about 20 bucks 20 bucks or a couple of i'll pay or a couple of buddy you ain't gotta pay me i'm gonna make my money back i just don't know are you gonna lose money if you bet against me with

this slingshot but i'm not worried about making money off you pal well you ever heard of the

five folks you ever heard of the five folks on youtube money against me on this you're gonna

lose i am trying to figure out why when you search slingshot you also get shown the women's triangle

y'all won't think i could shoot a slingshot that might be on britney's search history so good for you no that's how i get stuff that's how i get any present i want you should see what's in my cart right now then i'm gonna delete it and then allison's gonna get on amazon but oh it's father's day pro tip huh it'll do you ever just get your wife's phone and start saying things into it

because you know it's listening what's not what what what uh spade is a 30 30 30 30 shoot

probably what how did they look it up yeah you're gonna have to look it up I'd say like 2200 some of today's bullets

what's the droppage muzzle velocity 2000 to 2400 feet

man I'm good I remember them ballistics charts

same

let's see here 300 yards what's the droppage 300 yards let's see here 20 inches 30 30 zeroed where zeroed at 100 that would be a 22 inch drop in 22 inch at zeroed at

100 yards short a little short of two foot aim high it's all about launch angle it is about launching well no no it's gonna be what the new fangles you legitimately just order slings i ordered a couple of them but they were 12 bucks i don't they look well it drops 22 inches yeah i'm now i may have run this thing up to 700 bought in the past month i don't know that's unbelievable yeah i got a brown one and a green one oh they got multiple colors i mean for 22 i will make this back on social media so are you going to be goliath when we

reenact this. Yeah, he can sling it at me. You hear that, Si?

I hear that, but I've just thought about a golf ball is not heavy enough. I think the safest place I can be is in front of me. I need like a stainless steel ball the size of a golf ball. A stainless

steel? Now it's getting as expensive. Well, no, no, because then you can figure it out.

We can get you some tungsten. Stainless steel ball, weigh the ball, figure out what the speed of the slingshot goes. we could even do it because i'm thinking about okay if a gun drops 22 inches at 31 velocity out of the barrel all i know is happy yeah this stuff got me real interested in this little project we fixed it oh adventurous on you brother you ain't no more interested than the guy that spent 24 98 on it well i'm very confused i'll pay you for it it ain't no big oh i'm not worried about that my friend oh yeah well i think i could shoot a slingshot at 300 yards oh i'm aware you think that and that's with a i take a marble there was this one time i thought i could whoop this old

boy too turned out i was wrong well Well, the good news is the Bible verse is going to be the easiest one you've ever had.

Easiest Bible verse I've ever had to come up with. Are we there yet?

No, we ain't done yet, but I'm saying we're going to be somewhere in Samuel.

Yeah. I wonder if we'll talk about a sling and five smooth steps. Hey, but you better remember one verse. With man, you have limitations.

With God, anything is possible. I hate to tell you something, but I'm betting on a man in this one. Actually, I'm betting against the man.

Well, I told you, you're going to lose your money.

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So I just read Philippians 4.13 and thought it meant he can throw a rock three miles. I can do all

things through Christ's strength in me. I mean, you can. You better get on that creatine.

I'm curious about how far I really can throw one now. I'm saying

I just don't want you to hurt yourself. Oh, I ain't

gonna hurt myself. This is all just doing this like cowboy and then you just when you get ready, you. I'm watching that skin do we actually look we actually had like a a stick watching that flap right there and i'm a little worried that tricep ain't what it used to be boys you're gonna get a little resistance now you better get on that creatine you better get you some of that you better get

you some of that k-tape hold that in place now well see i'll work out for a couple of days he gonna be back on his cubies in his two and a half son that's right he gonna be he gonna be

peddling eight pounds that's right i'll be episode nine i'll be working it out si recovers from covid what just happened oh that's amazing you know there's gonna be people in the comments that call us we used to stand on the cliff of red river with them slingshots uh-huh we thought across the river slap out of sight hit the horseshoe huh nevermind throw it out of sight how big is the i've looked up too many no and i would say that i'm not even concerned that was at least okay red river's probably four wheels out there 200 yards wide we're backing off of it now we steady back and down no no i'm just saying hey 300 yards was no big deal but i'm gonna do

this johnny d when i did tomorrow is it tomorrow evening or this weekend i'm gonna make an attempt to observe a soccer game on the tv i like it tomorrow two o'clock tomorrow is usa baby yeah

that'll be a good one to watch and hopefully we win usa so usa versus australia so this is the

world cup usa you can at least get behind the america it happens every four years two o'clock

yeah two o'clock i'm pumped i'll be very busy i wonder how much money all this is you know if you'd like to catch up on the past games you can just jump in and mind johnny d's text messages

i saw a news article where this those people from scotland came over and drank all the bars dry oh

Yeah, Boston, it run out of beer. Drank them dry.

Yeah.

And then all the English people went to the rodeo in Fort Worth and were singing Oasis songs.

Oasis.

Yeah. They were like, Food Day is on a B-A-A-U. And they were all.

fired up about it, and then this guy was riding a bull in the middle of it.

Don, do you have Twitter? You need to go follow this guy named Freddy.

We've invited Freddy, but I think

he's gone. Freddy? He's a German.

Which, the last time we let some Germans that close to NASA, it was a bad deal, but they put him talking to the International Space Station. He bought him a big Texas hat. He's a cowboy hat. You're watching a lot of it, aren't you? Oh, yeah. I'm watching the cup, son.

He's in. It is very entertaining. I had no idea it was. Has it always been this entertaining? Yeah, but it's always. Or is it because it's here?

Because it's here, it's way better. Because did you see the Japanese dude try a rib in Texas for the first time? Oh, yeah. He said, amazing. Yeah. Just like that. One bite.

Scott Van Pelt even talked about Freddy in Galveston the other night. Oh, yeah.

Dirty water. He was excited. That dirty water.

The people think they're at the beach. Yeah, they're at Galveston. I ain't going to Mexico. You're going to Galveston.

How bad is it that when you're a German, you get excited about Galveston? Well, you know.

Yeah. That and he ate at Bucky's again. He did eat at Bucky's again.

Oh, and then somebody in New York wrote an article like, all these people think this is the great part of America. They're going to like Bucky's and Bass Pro. And I'm like, you dang straight, New York. They're figuring out what we're really about. Freddie's one of us now. And all those English people in there. America's the greatest country in the world.

Amen.

Amen to that. It's because of guys like you.

Well, hey, I'm just...

Oh, I bet them English folks slid into like...

If you can't be proud of your American, hey, I'll tell you, pack your bags, go to third world country. We don't want you in here anyway.

Can you believe those English folks just had proper Texas brisket for the first time, probably?

You know, Freddie had to drive right back to the country tavern. He probably shouldn't have that, though. It would set the bar too high.

No, Freddy said all he did was he dropped it down in his mouth, and it just melted in his mouth, and he swallowed it. He said, it's the greatest thing in the world.

Yeah, that's what, I mean, you just think of stuff we take for granted. Like, we get gas station brisket sandwiches, and all these people are having them for the first time.

Well, no, no, because I was going to say that about Germany.

And we made fried fish better. No offense, England. Hold on. England can do fish.

Germany's known for one thing. Every little town has got its own brewery, winery, and all that.

Yeah, drinking.

Yeah, drinking. And they make some of the finest wine and some of the finest wine. Hey, look at this guy. Look at this guy here.

Beef rib, big bone-in brisket. Just blew his mind. Look at his face. Look at him. Now, here's the problem, though. The Japanese folks know how to eat, man. Japanese food is good. Authentic Japanese food is really, really good. But he just had a bunch of smoke.

Have you ever been to Japan? Hmm? Have you ever been to Japan?

No.

My son. Or did we perfect Japanese? No. My grandson. No chance. We perfected Italian. Have you been to the Olive Garden?

They started with them Wagyu cows, not us. They were the first to come out with a Wagyu.

My grandson is fixing to join the Navy. Is he? Yeah. All right. And he's going to be a linguist. What is languages?

Yeah.

Because he speaks Japanese. Really? Yeah.

That's impressive.

Oh. tracy's tracy's or cray i was gonna say it had to be one of tracy's kids oh yeah oh no yeah she's got it up here that's why they said there was somebody somebody changed childs at birth you want to hear you want

to hear a good story john today real quick yeah so my oldest was born 20 years ago and this good looking blonde had a woman knocking on door i have no idea who she is she just opened the door she just walks right by me didn't say a word she's oh she said hey goes in there visits with Anna holds the baby yeah yeah whatever so she leaves backs over my mailbox and it goes down the road and I said who is who is that woman she said that's size daughter I said no it ain't that woman that woman is way too good looking to be size daughter ain't no way she said yep best-sized daughter that's right boy turns out that she was switched at birth in germany

there's some german looking for that but hey i should have thought it uh but craig got it from her she speaks fluent german oh well she's got dual citizenship oh yeah al calls her the eighth wonder of the world but anyway her kids were talking about duck dynasty and they asked her something but she said oh that's my dad and they all jumped up and called her a liar so she calls me and she said hey i need you to do me a favor call me tomorrow at one o'clock and i said why she said because hey i want you to talk to my kids tell them that i i am your daughter that one does require a lot of proof no no because i said chase i said you gotta understand it dog look in the mirror and then think about what your father looks like i said there's no comparison there i said you're drop dead gorgeous and i said not only that you're brilliant too and i said hey look at me so i understand it yeah you think you can throw a

rock three miles i'm pretty sure you genuinely believe that oh oh anyway i really leans in on that part where he said he's the god of impossible yeah i really just he's in on that well look you

gotta understand something here uh-huh y'all are talking and asking me questions about the slingshot i really believe i can throw it three miles oh buddy i don't know where you do yo that's just you know i never doubted don't seem okay that don't seem very far to me and i can't even see that far i can't even walk that far well i'm just saying i can walk it i can't shot i have and probably since now y'all said it and i remember we actually tied a bottle rocket no no A stick that was like 12 to 18 inches long,

it was a slingshot. Oh, for more leverage.

Oh, well, no, no. Okay. And then when you pointed that stick and let it go, I could bust a Coke bottle out there like 50 yards.

Okay, believable distance.

Now, if you said that that Coke bottle was at the chicken filet. Because wherever, hey, look, wherever you pointed that stick, that's where that rock was going to hit.

Where it's going. Aim point.

I like it.

Hey, I'm in, man.

You know another person that could really throw a good rock with a sling? First Samuel.

There we go. I knew he was in Samuel.

17. Oh, no, I scrolled. 49. Let's go with 49. There's a lot of them about a sling and a stone. But this one shows just how fast David could throw.

We got a sling. We got a stone.

David put his hand in his bag, took from it a stone, and slung it, Striking the Philistine on his forehead, the stone sank into his forehead so that he fell face first onto the ground.

And then he walked up to him and drug his sword out and cut his head off. Yeah, that's part true, too.

If y'all have never seen that, David did it on Amazon Prime.

Don't mess with the Almighty.

The Almighty will kill Goliath and have Si throw it. You close with a Bible, and I'm going to close with John Godwin. That's funner and chunking rocks at a sign. we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room we're out