We're homos and we're chomos, we're homos and we're chomos. Chomo, of course, being short for child molester. One African-American prisoner, who expected to actually learn something about quantum physics, got up, shouted, this is fucked up, and walked out. Otherwise, it was a very popular class among a certain demographic. I'm not kidding. Even more worrisome is the situation with pedophiles in general. Despite a recent Congressional Research Service report to the contrary, there is no treatment whatsoever for pedophiles and child molesters. Nothing. Indeed, these perverts find a welcoming community of like-minded offenders in prison, like we saw in the quantum physics class. They also trade pictures of children that they cut out of the Toys R Us catalog or parenting magazine, photos of young-looking 18-year-olds in G-strings that they buy from mail-order houses that cater to sex offenders in prison, and even pictures of other inmates' children, stolen, of course. Pedophiles move in packs in prison. They sit together in the cafeteria, they take prisoner-led classes together, they watch movies together, and they congregate in large groups in the library and the chapel, all protesting their innocence and complaining that they're misunderstood. My friend, cellmate, and former colleague Dave and I took a prisoner-led introductory Spanish class a few months ago. We quit after three sessions because the class was nothing more than a coffee clutch for pedophiles. After one asked, how do you say in Spanish, do you want some candy? We walked out and never went back. The Bureau of Prisons doesn't do anything to dissuade pedophiles. Indeed, in an event right out of the twilight zone, the warden sent a memo to all inmates, quote, please join FCI Loretto and the Bureau of Prisons as we celebrate the United Nations Universal Children's Day, unquote. The memo announcing Happy Children's Day said, quote, our Children's Day celebration will be held on the weekend of November 30th to December 1st, 2013. Materials will be available for each family with visiting children ages three to 10, unquote. So we have a facility where pedophiles and pederasts are warehoused, where they get no therapy or medication for their perversion, where they spend all their time together exchanging tricks of the trade, and where the warden gives them advance warning of a children's event so they can schedule their own visits and be in the presence of young children from 8.30 a.m. to 2.15 p.m. over two days. You may recall from my third letter from Loretto that a prison guard had to move my entire family during a visit because that pederast Schaefer from Philadelphia was leering at my nine-year-old son. I'll say it again. If pedophiles must stay more than 1,000 feet from a school on the outside, why are they allowed within five feet of my children in the visitor's room?