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gonna go to cromwell uh war of the roses amanda is on the line having a problem with her boyfriend she wants to know if he's cheating so she wants to be on war of the roses good morning amanda good morning ah well welcome to the show welcome to war of the roses i know that your boyfriend's name is cole is that correct cole that's correct okay so how can we help you why do you think

cole is cheating okay so a few reasons but cole and i have been together for like a few months okay and we've literally like we've talked about living together um so it's serious okay um a couple weeks ago i kind of felt like he was acting distant you know just like when you can kind of tell that a guy is like not into it anymore yep um just like not texting in the morning saying good morning kind of like we we try to call it night before bed and he's been skipping that so I was like, oh, and then he just completely goes dark for like the entire weekend. I hear nothing from him. He doesn't like send me any memes on Instagram. Like I just I hear nothing. OK. And then when he finally like reconnects Monday afternoon, he's like, oh, well, my grandmother died. And so I had to go out of town. And I was like, oh, OK. Yeah, of course. But then that night I like have a night with my girls and we go through his Instagram. and we find his grandma and she's alive and well they like went out as a family this weekend and got like Italian food or something they were like fully fine she's in perfect health

she's alive not dead

he lied about a dead grandmother he literally lied about his grandmother dying

well maybe he's got like a bunch of grandmas

well that's true he could have two that's actually that

a bunch of grandmas

Well, listen, I'm just feeling kind of confused and like maybe he does have a bunch of grandmas, but like the signs are pointing to no.

You know what, Amanda, it's sketchy. To me, it's sketchy when a guy all of a sudden stops calling at night or you're usually getting a text message. Good morning, beautiful. And all of a sudden that stops and then he goes missing. That's a little sketchy. Yeah, I agree. All right. So that's all I need to know, Amanda. We're going to call up Cole. We're going to offer him roses. You're going to be listening in the entire time at any point. If you want to confront Cole, you can. If you don't feel comfortable, you don't have to, okay? But you're going to be listening in. Okay. Let's do it. This is just a weird one.

Yeah, I'm like, this is... If he did lie about the grandmother being dead, that's so messed up.

Can't make that stuff up.

You're like a serial killer. Who does that?

This may or may not be the right number. I'm not going to lie.

Fabulous.

Hello?

Hi, is this Cole?

Yes, it is.

Hey, Cole, this is Alyssa over at Flowers Express in Cromwell. How's it going this morning?

Good. Good. How can I help you?

Good. I'm so glad that you're doing well. I'm just calling to let you know that you are the winner of our online weekly contest. Congrats to you.

Oh, oh, cool. Thank you.

Yeah, so you've just won a dozen long stem roses. They are absolutely gorgeous. So if you're willing to accept the roses, we can go ahead and get the whole process started.

Yeah, I would love that. Can I send them to someone or pick them up?

Yeah, I mean, absolutely. We'd be more than happy to accommodate that for you. I actually have a card in front of me. It's a really cute card. I can take down a message if you would like.

Sure. Can it say, to the most beautiful girl in the world?

To the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, I don't think I grabbed a name. for the most beautiful girl in the world. Who can I address the card to?

You can address it to Morgan.

To Morgan, you said?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, so is Morgan like a girlfriend? Is she a wife? Maybe a mom? No, no, no. She's my girlfriend.

Oh, nice. How long have you guys been together?

Well, we met on Hitch like a month ago, and I think she's really the one. She might be like really special. Yeah.

Oh, wow. So it's fairly new, and you already know that she's the one? That's crazy.

Yeah. I mean, I think after you've been through so many people, like you've been around and tried different things, and you just start to know what you want. You think, like, this person is exactly kind of the person I'm looking for.

So, if you. Hi, Cole. You know what you want now? Is that what you're saying? Hi, this is Amanda.

Cole, I need to jump on the line. Cole, it is Courtney from Kiss in the Morning. Savannah's the florist. Walmart Jeff is in the studio, too. You're on the radio. And, yes, that is your girlfriend, Amanda. Go ahead, Amanda.

Yeah, I mean, you want to just tell us a little about Morgan and what makes her just, like, the most perfect fit for you. I'm just so curious. That's what I was going to ask next.

You know, I'd really rather do this off-air, Amanda.

I'm sure. I'm sure you would. No, why don't you go ahead and give a shout-out to Morgan. Like, let's hear all about her.

Did you do this? Did you, like, call the station and have them, like, call me pretending to be forced? Yep.

Yeah.

That's what you did. Yep.

That's pretty much how it happened. Pretty much.

Hello, did you go out of town saying your grandmother died, but you were cheating?

My grandma is really old and is sick, and I thought she was going to die. I really did.

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. When you say sick, do you mean she is gravely ill or she had a cold?

She's ill. She's not terminally ill, but she has, like, chronic illness.

Yeah, she was out eating pasta just a couple days ago. She is the picture of health. She looked more vibrant than ever. in this picture. I saw the picture. She's 85. She's fine. You should be so embarrassed.

Yeah, well, I was going to tell you. You know, I was going to...

When? When were you going to tell her about Morgan, the girl of your dreams, the one? When were you going to tell your girlfriend about your girlfriend?

When it became official.

Wait, so you're going to have a safe spot to land before you break things off? What a coward.

That's how it works.

That is not how it works. Whatever I'm done with you Amanda you got your answers Yes he's cheating on you No his grandmother isn't dead And he just sent roses to somebody else

I really did think she was dead She was not doing well But she's not

I can't even take you seriously I can't handle this right now Oh my What is going on We gotta wrap this up

I suggest you go and call your grandmother Amanda I want to put you on hold because we do offer some counseling and things like that if you want it. Are you okay, Amanda?

I feel lighter than a feather. Thank you for your help today, guys. Amen.

Yeah, you dodged a bullet. You dodged a bullet, Amanda. Hold on the line, okay? And we could just hang up on Cole. I'm good.

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