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Back Rubs
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

Back Rubs

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

November 16, 2021 | 00:06:43 | Leisure | Explicit

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Tessa in East Hartford thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. He goes to a Massage Therapists and she thinks something else is going on. Find out if he's cheating.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:15 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:15 - 00:00:56 | Speaker 5:

All the hits. Kiss 95, 7, Courtney, and Kiss of the Morning. Walmart Jeff hanging out with you. It is time for War of the Roses. If you think your significant others, well, if they're acting strange and then you think they're cheating on you, You call us. We're like little private eyes, aren't we, Jeff? Yes, we are. And we get some answers. We're going to East Hartford this morning. Tessa's on the line having a problem with her boyfriend. Good morning, Tessa. Hey, good morning, guys. Excuse me. Why are you yawning? I just, Tessa, I just looked over. He's yawning. We haven't even started yet. You don't even, you haven't even heard her story and you're yawning. I apologize. Walmart, Jeff. All right, Tessa. Obviously, you know what War of the Roses is all about. And you think, Brett, your boyfriend is cheating. Tell me why.

00:00:57 - 00:01:30 | Speaker 3:

okay well so he hurt his back a little while ago not a big deal he's such a baby um but he started going to a massage therapist and it's a gal named lindsey okay who is this massage therapist and ever since he's been going he's just been acting kind of weird like he'll say okay i'm He, like, his appointments are for an hour, but he's always gone for, like, three or four hours every time he goes.

00:01:31 - 00:01:59 | Speaker 5:

Okay. So, all right. So, he goes to this massage therapist. Her name is Lindsay. She gives him a massage. He gets a, the massage is, like, an hour long? Yeah. Okay. But he's gone for, like, three hours? He's gone for, like, three hours, and when he gets back, he always takes a shower. He always takes a shower. But does he say where he's been? Does he come in and say, yeah, I was hanging with the boys, or I went down and got a bite to eat, or I don't know.

00:02:00 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 3:

He's like, oh, yeah, you know, I stopped by the store and got some stuff. But he doesn't really seem to have any stuff that he's brought home. Okay.

00:02:10 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 5:

So he's got no legit answer for being gone three hours. Yeah. It's just he's acting very strange. Okay. So it's the whole bag. It's everything. All right. So I feel like if you've got women's intuition, I believe in this. I think it's like 98% accurate all the time. 98% is a high percentage. So this is what we're going to do, Tessa. We're going to call your boyfriend, Brett. We're going to offer him roses. You know how it works. You'll be listening in. You can, like, jump in on the conversation and chat with him if you want. You can confront him, or you don't have to if you're uncomfortable, okay? Okay.

00:02:46 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 2:

Sometimes you guys just get long-winded. hello hi good morning is brett there yeah right here hey brett this is andrew from flowers express in hartford how are you this morning i'm fine hey uh i'm actually calling to let you know that you actually won our weekly contest here at flowers express which is a dozen free roses congratulations okay okay so basically it sounds like you're a little shocked or a little annoyed with me uh one of the two but anyways here's the deal it's a pay it forward promotion where we're not going to send you the flowers but we'll send the flowers to someone on your behalf free of

00:03:26 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 4:

charge and then you get my credit card and charge like i don't need i don't need any i don't need

00:03:32 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 2:

any info from you the only info i need is uh who to send the flowers to and all that stuff no credit card no banking info will be exchanged okay it's a deal it's good to be true but it's true so here's the deal i have a dozen roses uh like i said i can send them the someone on your behalf i have a card in front of me uh if there's a message in the card that you'd like me to jot

00:03:53 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 4:

down for you i can do that yeah um i'm sorry i'm making myself laugh no it's okay why don't you

00:04:02 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 2:

write um uh you rub me the right way you rub me the right way yeah how's that is that directed towards me or someone else? I'm just making myself laugh over here, Brett. Alright, cool. So I got that in the card. Who should I address the card to? Let's move on.

00:04:26 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 4:

To make it out to Lindsay. I'm sorry, did you say Lindsay? Are you

00:04:32 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 3:

f***ing kidding me?

00:04:34 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 4:

Hello?

00:04:35 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

I cannot f***ing believe it, Brett. Are you kidding me? Brett, it's Courtney and Kiss of the Morning the floor says walmart jeff that is your girlfriend tessa you've been bagged go ahead tessa what the

00:04:48 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

i cannot believe you you're sleeping with your massage therapist i'm not i am who said that all right i'm not look

00:05:00 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 2:

Maybe if I got like a back rub from you once in a blue moon, I would have sent the flowers your way, you know? Oh, hell no. Oh, hell yeah. No, that's what's happening. It's like you're the most distant person I know lately, and so I go to a massage therapist, so I sent her the flowers.

00:05:21 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 3:

All right.

00:05:22 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 2:

That's disgusting. I'm not sleeping with her. I said what I said, but that's still her giving me a back rub that I hire her to do.

00:05:34 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 3:

And you rubbed me the right way? That's the kind of note that you're going to send to someone that's just giving you a back rub?

00:05:40 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 2:

Well, that's what I said, didn't I?

00:05:43 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. No, don't. You're a jerk.

00:05:47 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 2:

I'm not. You're the one setting up like a sting for your boyfriend. I'm the jerk.

00:05:53 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

You are absolutely not my boyfriend anymore. I can't believe I was right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're so, oh.

00:06:02 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 4:

You're busted. Basically busted, Brett. Is that what you're doing? It's three-hour massages by Lindsay? Three hours long? Three hours? Is that what she's telling you to exaggerate? You were going for three hours. Then what is it? Then what is it?

00:06:15 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 2:

It's an hour-long massage. It takes a little time to get there. So you kind of have to figure that in. And then you can add another hour to exaggerate.

00:06:24 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 4:

You rubbed me the right way. I mean, in his defense. Absolutely not. No, you're just trying to paddle yourself out of this.

00:06:32 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

This is, I can't believe this.

00:06:35 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, listen. Oh, my God. I'm going to put, I can't have him, he's trying to turn it around on you, Tessa, like you don't give him enough attention to rub his little badass back. Sorry. You still don't give flowers to another woman. I don't care if it's your massage therapist or like your mother. You don't do it. I'm putting you on hold. We offer couples counseling, Tessa. So if you want to take me up on that, we'll pay for it. But hold on. Oh, my. Hold on.

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