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Case Of The Missing Money
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

Case Of The Missing Money

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

July 8, 2020 | 00:06:23 | Leisure | Explicit

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Melissa thinks her husband is cheating on her. She noticed a large sum of money missing from a joint bank account and she wants to know where the money went.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:15 | Speaker 7:

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00:01:16 - 00:01:25 | Speaker 3:

All the hits, KISS 95.7. Courtney and KISS in the morning. It's just about that time, War of the Roses time. This is my favorite time of the morning. Yeah.

00:01:25 - 00:01:27 | Speaker 5:

I'm always nervous around War of the Roses.

00:01:27 - 00:02:01 | Speaker 3:

Yep, and if you don't know what War of the Roses is, if you're in a relationship and you think your significant other could be cheating on you, you call us, you tell us why, and then we try to get to the bottom of it. We get you answers, basically. So today we're going to Suffield. Melissa's on the line, wants to talk about her husband's strange behavior. Good morning, Melissa. Good morning. How are you guys? We're doing well. I certainly hope we can help you out on War of the Roses. Obviously, you know what War of the Roses is. So before we can try to contact your husband, Jeff, and get info, I need to know why you want to be on War of the Roses. What's going on?

00:02:02 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 4:

You know, I wish I knew. I'm really nervous that maybe he's cheating on me. Okay. And I need to find out.

00:02:10 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 3:

Okay, and what makes you feel like he's cheating? Like, is it just a feeling you have, or is there something going on?

00:02:15 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 4:

Oh, there's something going on. I just don't know what it is. I noticed that there is $10,000 missing from our joint savings account.

00:02:23 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God.

00:02:24 - 00:02:32 | Speaker 4:

So, I don't know where that money went. And then on top of that, he went on my own list last weekend. Like, I have no idea where he was at all. Okay, wait.

00:02:32 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 3:

And $10,000 is missing from the account, and he was missing last weekend? Yep. And ever since then, he's just been acting extremely weird. Does he have a gambling problem? Do you know? I mean, does he go to a casino a lot? No, not at all.

00:02:50 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 5:

$10,000 is a lot of money to take from your joint account.

00:02:52 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 4:

Without discussing it with you, that's weird. Yeah, tell me about it. I need to know, because if he's giving that to somebody else, that, you know, that's a problem.

00:03:01 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's a big problem. And the fact that he went missing, this is all real sketchy. I don't know what's going on, so I think we need to call him. We're going to call Jeff Melissa. We'll offer him roses. You will be listening in the entire time, so at any point you want to jump in on the conversation or confront your husband, feel free to do it, okay? All right, I'm ready. I got to say, for the first time ever, I haven't had a smart-ass comment. I know. You're speechless. You're like, I have no idea what's going on. Take $10,000 out of the account and then go missing is, that's strange. I mean, I've taken $2,500 out of that account before, but that's still a lot of money. Who's the florist?

00:03:43 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 5:

Can I do it?

00:03:44 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'll do it.

00:03:47 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 5:

British accent.

00:03:48 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 3:

No, no, no. Australian? No fake accents. Okay.

00:03:52 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 5:

I'll go with the New England accent. Hello? Hi, is Jeff there, please? Hey, I'm speaking. Hey, Jeff, what's going on, man? My name is Robert. I'm calling from Flowers Express. How are you doing today, man? I'm doing good. That's good. Well, I'm a local flower shop here in the area, and we're doing an amazing promotion right now where we're randomly selecting somebody to win a dozen red roses and send them something special in their life. And we came across your name, and you are today's lucky winner.

00:04:23 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 6:

Oh, thank you. Congratulations. This is actually good timing.

00:04:27 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

Oh, perfect. Yeah. I mean, free flowers is always good. Why is this good timing for you?

00:04:33 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 6:

That's my wife. I'm about to kind of going to drop a bombshell on her. Oh, okay. I think these flowers are really going to smooth things over.

00:04:42 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 5:

Oh, all right.

00:04:43 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 4:

What's the bombshell, Jeff? It's your wife. I'm listening to this, and you may as well just get it over with. What is it?

00:04:49 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

ah it's cordy and kiss in the morning you are on kiss 95 7 you're on the air it's war of the roses yes that is your wife melissa hey how's it going

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 5:

be going better if i knew what the bombshell was and where the ten thousand dollars is that you

00:05:03 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 3:

took out of our account and where you were last weekend all right uh just calm down um calm down

00:05:10 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 5:

no i'm not going to calm down until you tell me what is there some is there another woman are you paying do you have a separate family somewhere that i don't know about i'd like to

00:05:16 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 3:

know oh man i bought a car uh it is a 1972 camaro uh ten thousand dollars is uh it's an incredible price for this car so i just had to i had to pull this trigger um what you bought a car i mean this is a great price you needed a car like you need a hole in the head

00:05:41 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 5:

all right this is some sort of midlife crisis you can't buy a car without talking to your wife

00:05:46 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 3:

it's a hell of a car i mean uh this has really been my dream car for a long time i feel like uh You know, you can only really, you can't pass up on these opportunities when they come up.

00:05:57 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 5:

Jeff, this is our money. You don't go buy a car without speaking to me first. And you do not need a car like that. What is going on?

00:06:05 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 3:

You haven't even seen the car. That's a great point.

00:06:08 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 5:

I care about the car. I care that you took money out without talking to me about it. And I care that you feel like you need to buy a sports car all of a sudden in the middle of your life. Do you know how cliche that is?

00:06:19 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 4:

Melissa has a point. I got to jump in. Jeff, are you cheating? So you're not cheating. You're telling Melissa that you took the $10,000 and you went missing last weekend because of a car, not another woman.

00:06:30 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 3:

Correct. It is a great car, though.

00:06:34 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 5:

I can't wait to see it. Nope. You can't keep it. That's so wrong. Nope.

00:06:39 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 3:

I'm going to send you a picture of this car, and you're totally going to understand.

00:06:42 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 5:

I don't care about the car. I care that you didn't ask me. And again, I care that maybe you're having some sort of midlife crisis or that you had a stroke and thought that it would be okay to take out $10,000 without talking to me.

00:06:52 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 3:

the car is going back Jeff it's going back I know you're mad I get it um but I'm going to send you

00:06:58 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 4:

a picture of this car I mean am I crazy here guys no Melissa you're not crazy you are not crazy Jeff I would hold on to the photo maybe show her the car in person or not or take it back because it sounds like you're going to be in big trouble this is here's the thing we are going to offer couples counseling Melissa at any point if you guys want it if you feel like okay well he took out 10 grand what's next and you need couples counseling we will pick up the tab but i think it's safe to say that jeff's new girlfriend has got four tires i might take you up on the couples

00:07:30 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 5:

counseling because this is a problem okay this is a big problem i'm gonna put you guys on hold

00:07:34 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 4:

you can discuss it off the air you can discuss his new camaro off the air okay so hold on hey

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