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gigs all the hits kiss 95 7 courtney and kiss in the morning it's just about that time for war of the roses we're going to vernon this morning war of the roses if you think your significant other is cheating on you maybe they've got some bizarre behavior going on and you want to get to the bottom of it call us and we find out if they're cheating or not we've got miranda on the phone and she's worried about her fiance jared good morning miranda good morning well welcome to the show i wish it was under better circumstances but i certainly hope we can help you out today thank you yeah i wish i was calling for better reason so what's your deal what's your deal get

to it jeff don't be a jerk stop yeah my fiance jared oh god um one day i found a scrunchie in his pocket and i try not to think anything of it but i have you know long curly hair that is not a tameable thing that can be thrown into a scrunchie and let me tell you it's not my scrunchie i know that for a fact i know what my hair things look like and anyway he has this co-worker named him and him and him talk too much and I'm just I I know I I know in my gut my intuition that there has to be something going on there and I haven't actually confronted him but I I know for a fact and it's just it's reached a boiling point honestly Miranda can I ask I know like a lot

of people in work situations have like a work wife or a work husband is it like that kind of

situation or do you think it's more scandalous no i i mean look i get it like when you're spending that much time at work you need somebody to you know rely on or whatever but this he's text her outside of work he'll whenever a text comes up he like smiles or giggles and you know you'd think that maybe he'd want to be discreet about it like he's not like i know she exists but it's the frequency with which they communicate makes me feel like there has to be something more

I can hear the anger and frustration in your voice. And a scrunchie in a guy's pocket's a little odd. If it's not yours, it's just a little odd. I mean, I would be angry, too.

Yeah, why would you put it in a pocket? Like, just put it on your arm if you were that. You know what I mean? Like, a scrunchie you can put on something. You don't have to pocket it.

See, I would be angry, too, if I was snooping on my wife and I found something, you know, that I shouldn't have found.

She wasn't snooping. She was in his pants pocket. How do you know? She could have picked up his pants and it fell out. It could have been doing the laundry, right, Maria? yep completely all right i i think it's so bizarre miranda um i would usually want like a little more info but the fact that your man had a scrunchie in his pocket it wasn't even like an elastic band a random elastic band like yep you could tie around like tools or something it is a scrunchie so we're gonna put you on hold we're gonna call up jared you're gonna be listening in we're gonna offer him roses at any point if you want to confront him you can and you don't feel you have to okay okay thank you hold on try to calm down but hold on i already put her on hold courtney

okay she is amped up i mean if it's not her scrunchie like and if she doesn't use scrunchies like what other explanation is there strippers escorts prostitutes you asked i'm telling you

one extreme to the other stop hello hey what's up is uh jared there uh yeah this is him i'm calling Hey, this is Brett from Flowers Express. How are you this morning?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm doing well. Hey, thanks. I'm going to keep this brief because I got a lot of stuff going on. But, hey, I just wanted to let you know that you actually won a dozen roses in our online weekly contest. Congratulations.

Thanks. Is this a... Is this a scam or something like that?

Yeah, that's awesome to hear. Congratulations. Like I said, it's a dozen roses, but we're not going to send you the flowers. We're actually going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf free of charge. So it's more like a pay it forward promotion. I don't need any credit card or checking info needed from you. Oh, okay. Well, that's cool. Yeah, it's a pretty cool deal. So here is, let's get to it. So I have a card with the roses that I can send along. If you can think of, I know I'm putting you on the spot this morning, but if you can think of a message to write in the card, I can jot that down for you.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, why don't you write client meeting soon? Question mark.

Client meeting soon. You want like one question mark or like a couple question marks? You can throw a couple in there. Throw a couple in there. How about some emojis? We have some emojis, too. we could throw on the card if you could look at, like, an emoji or something.

Oh, like emojis from the phone and stuff? I think it's maybe a kissy face or something like that.

All right, kissy face. All right, so client meeting soon. A couple question marks, throwing a little kissy face action. And, Jared, who should I address the card to?

Kim. I'm sorry, Kim. K-I-M. Yeah.

K-I-M. Oh, my God.

Okay, I need to jump in real quick, Jared. that florist is actually walmart jeff this is courtney savannah's on the line and you're on the air on kiss 95 7 and by the way the other voice there that's miranda your fiancee go ahead

miranda i i mean like i don't i literally i'm like i can't whoa listen so here's what's going on

Kim's having a really hard time at work.

Yeah, try to explain this to me.

No, let me explain it. So Kim's having a hard time at work. She told me that the other day, and I was just like, hey, you know, you're going to be okay. We'll hang out. We'll have lunch or something like that. And extend the lunch. We'll call it a client meeting.

Oh, yeah. So you have a euphemism now. You have a euphemism for the types of meetings that you throw a kissy face emoji onto. are you absolute do you think i'm insane like what is wrong with you oh and by the way i also found a scrunchie of hers in your pocket you're welcome there you go dude i that scrunchie was

on the floor when i was leaving the office and i was like oh i don't know so you just pick up

you pick up trash as you as you leave you are the janitor as well as your own like what do you

do i'm a clean person i don't think that i don't think that's a problem i mean i didn't really do

Oh, you're a clean person, so you pick up other people's trash? How the f*** is that clean?

You're flying off the handle here. Like, this is not what you're thinking of. You need to just chill, like, relax.

You send a card for a free bouquet of flowers, not to your fiancé, but to your work partnership.

When I'm setting her flowers, I'm taking you out to dinner.

Flowers last for a couple of days. I'm going to f***ing eat a piece of pizza in four f***ing seconds.

I was doing something nice, And you went out of your way to set me up and make me look like that.

What would have been nice, Jared, what would have been nice, Jared, is if you didn't send flowers, if you gave her a little card that said, hey, I know you're going through a hard time, take a breath and find a therapist.

I don't have time to stop by the store. And honestly, if somebody called me and they were just like, oh, you want to do this real quick? Sure. No problem. Get out of the way. All right.

Listen, I'm going to jump in because this is literally going nowhere. I'm going to put you guys on hold now.

It sounds like Miranda's got some issues that she's got to work out.

No, it's not. Miranda, she's got an issue she needs to get rid of, and that's called Jared. Thank you.

Thank you. That's ridiculous. Jared, I'm not going to get into it.

I'm not getting into it with you. You did the client meeting with an emoji. No, it's crazy. I can't talk to you anymore Miranda I'm going to put you on hold we offer couples counseling you can have individual counseling we'll pick up the tab but I'm going to put you guys on hold okay hold on

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