Muse

CrossFit
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

CrossFit

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

September 3, 2019 | 00:07:00 | Leisure | Explicit

0 0
0.0 (0)
3
0 0
Lauren from Somers thinks her husband is cheating on her. He's always hanging out with the men and women he does CrossFit with. She wants to know whats going on.
0:00 / 0:00
1.0× 100%


Transcript

00:00:00 - 00:00:22 | Speaker 1:

Hey, it's Bubba Wallace from 2311 Racing. You know what feels like forever? Sitting on a plane waiting for takeoff. Good thing I've got Jumba Casino. With daily boost and social casino games on tap, this is the kind of fun that makes time fly. Why not turbocharge your downtime? Play now at JumbaCasino.com. Let's Jumba!

00:00:22 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 2:

Sponsored by Jumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group Ford where prohibited by law. 21 plus. Terms and conditions apply.

00:00:29 - 00:00:59 | Speaker 5:

At Cox, your internet and mobile price won't change for five years. That's five New Year's celebrations, five Valentine's Days, five Fourth of Julys, five Halloweens, five Thanksgivings, and five summers that go by too fast. Through it all, your price stays the same with our five-year price lock guarantee. Cox, a step ahead. Requires two gig speeds and gig unlimited mobile. Taxes and fees excluded from price lock. Mobile data speeds reduced after 20 gigs.

00:01:00 - 00:01:08 | Speaker 4:

From GEICO Subconscious News, I'm Tammy Racing Thoughts. Tonight, you just left for work and had a non-specific feeling that something was happening to your place and it wasn't good. Dan?

00:01:09 - 00:01:14 | Speaker 2:

Exactly, Tammy. It could be smoke damage, theft, or just too much caffeine, but you can't stop thinking about it.

00:01:15 - 00:01:18 | Speaker 4:

But with renter's insurance through GEICO, your stuff is covered, so you don't have to worry.

00:01:19 - 00:01:24 | Speaker 2:

And that's great, because the weekend is coming up and it's chock full of social obligations that are ready to fill that void.

00:01:24 - 00:01:29 | Speaker 4:

Oh boy, will they, Dan? It feels good to worry less. It feels good to GEICO.

00:01:30 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 7:

All the hits, Kiss 95, 7, Courtney, and Kiss in the Morning. It is time for War of the Roses. War of the Roses. We're going to Summers this morning.

00:01:37 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 3:

Ooh, okay.

00:01:38 - 00:02:02 | Speaker 7:

I feel like we haven't been there in a while, but War of the Roses. If you think your significant other is cheating, you call us. You tell us why. If it's a legit reason why you think he's cheating, then we'll, or she's cheating, we will make the phone call and try to get some information. Lauren is standing by to tell us about her husband. Good morning, Lauren. hi hey welcome good morning welcome to the show lauren i hope we can help you this morning

00:02:02 - 00:02:17 | Speaker 6:

i hope so too um so my husband recently joined this crossfit gym okay he spends he spends all his time there he even goes out for drinks with all of his his his workout buddies i guess that's

00:02:17 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 7:

what they say okay so let me do all right so lauren your husband andy joined a crossfit gym and this is where he's spending all of his time. Is this something out of the ordinary or has he always been like this?

00:02:30 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 6:

You know, he was kind of into working out a lot more than I was, but this CrossFit stuff is just like a next level.

00:02:38 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:02:38 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 7:

You know, it actually is. I have a friend's husband who does CrossFit and I feel like it's just kind of like their community. Like they do, it doesn't mean that your husband's cheating. They spend a lot of time working out and then hanging out.

00:02:51 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 6:

yeah so he's always with his workout buddies both men and very attractive women and i

00:02:59 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 7:

like he's always around these attractive women all right i don't know see i'm on the i'm on the cusp on this one because i feel like just because he's working out you know and hanging out with his buddies doesn't mean he's cheating but i if it's you know out of the ordinary where he's not coming home after he's working out i mean he's definitely out late oh he'll definitely work out late okay all right we'll listen he's at the gym all right if you're feeling some kind of way then i think we need to call him what what we're going to do lauren is we're going to call your husband andy uh we'll offer him roses you know try to feel him out a little see what he has to say and you'll be listening in you'll also be able to jump in on the conversation at any point or i can bring you in if you're not comfortable coming into the conversation, okay? Okay, thank

00:03:46 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 6:

you. I don't know if she sounds nervous

00:03:48 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 7:

or she, I don't know. This is why I don't exercise. I don't like exercising. Yeah, my wife's never accused me of cheating while sitting on the couch. Sometimes I tell my fiancé to get up and cheat. Get off the couch and go get a girlfriend, please. Floris, who's that? Gavin. I'll do it.

00:04:09 - 00:04:10 | Unknown:

Okay.

00:04:13 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 3:

Hello? Hi, good morning. Is Andy there, please? Yes, this is he. Hey, Andy, what's going on, man? My name is Evan. I'm calling from Flowers Express. How are you doing today?

00:04:24 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 6:

I'm doing just fine, I guess.

00:04:27 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 3:

That's great. I'm not sure if you've heard of us, but we're a new flower shop here in the area, and we actually came across your name, and a little promotion that we're doing, you actually get a free dozen roses, 100% free, and a free card as well, and we want to hook you up today how's it sound andy oh yeah okay yeah i mean it's it's a great way to start the day and get uh these flowers out to someone special in your life so it sounds like you're on board uh so we can yeah yeah we can start with the card here Thank you. I could probably do one or two sentences. Anything off the top of your head you want to write?

00:05:06 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 4:

I would just love me.

00:05:11 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 3:

Love me. Okay. That's all right. That works. Love me. Perfect. And who are we going to send these flowers to today?

00:05:21 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 4:

Well, that would be my wife. Her name is Lauren. Do you write the name on it?

00:05:26 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's fine. Lauren? Yeah. All right. so you can send them to your wife. Oh, that's lovely.

00:05:31 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 2:

All right, I'm going to jump in. Andy, it is Courtney.

00:05:35 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 3:

Walmart Jeff. And Gavin.

00:05:36 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

Gavin is the florist. We're calling from Kiss 95.7. You're on the radio, Andy. It is called War of the Roses. And surprise, your wife is on the line as well. I don't know if you're familiar with War of the Roses, but basically if somebody thinks their significant other is cheating, they call us, and you're on it. So, Lauren, you want to explain to your husband why he's on War of the Roses? andy i thought i thought you were cheating on me and it's because you're always at the gym oh my god andy are you cheating lauren called us lauren says because apparently lauren doesn't want to tell you what she told us you work out all the time you work out late at night after working out you go out to dinner you hang out with your crossfit friends and a lot of them are very attractive women so she wants to know if you're cheating on her oh my gosh

00:06:29 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 4:

No. No, Lord. Okay. Why are you trying to look so good? Okay. It's because I need to feel this way. Like, I feel good when I work out. I feel good when I feel like I look good. And I don't look at her the same way anymore. I'll admit to that. I'll cop to that. you don't look at me the same way i'm not physically attracted the way i was

00:07:03 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 2:

when we started dating okay well i have a thyroid problem i told you i'm trying

00:07:09 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 4:

it's hard for me to lose weight you don't do anything about it anyway you don't try work hard i work every day i wouldn't call that working hard i you you don't ever go no you You don't ever come to the gym. You haven't changed your diet.

00:07:26 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

All right. All right. So here, Andy, correct me if I'm wrong. You are not cheating on your wife, Lauren, but the problem is you're not physically attracted to her anymore because you think she's overweight. Am I breaking it down right? Hello?

00:07:42 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 4:

Yes, I'd say that's accurate.

00:07:44 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 2:

Are you okay, Lauren? I can't. All right. All right. I'm not okay. This is what we do. I'm going to put you guys on hold. We're going to offer you couples counseling. You can talk through it. I'll offer you gym memberships, whatever you need to do to bring that spark back. I think it's kind of normal to not have that same spark as you first had when you first met anyway. And you can definitely get that spark back. And I think this is, I think you guys should take us up on the offer of counseling. I'll take counseling. Andy?

00:08:17 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that.

00:08:20 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 2:

And you know what? And I'm going to give you guys a couple of free gym memberships too. Okay.

00:08:24 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 4:

Thanks.

00:08:29 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 1:

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest here. And I have discovered a fun new escape from the daily grind. Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has hundreds of social casino style games. It's all free to play anytime, anywhere with daily bonuses. So get to ChumbaCasino.com. No purchase necessary. BGW group. Void word prohibited by law. See terms and conditions. 21 plus.

0/0