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All the hits, Kiss 95, 7, Courtney, and Kiss in the Morning. It is almost time for War of the Roses, Walmart Jeff. All right, let's do it. Maybe you should fix your hair. Maybe you should fix yours. Excuse me? I don't want to scare Addie, who's on the line. We have a guest. Well, it's a phone call. She's not Zooming in or FaceTiming. You don't know that. All right, Addie is in Suffield having a problem with her husband. Hopefully, we can help her out. Good morning, Addie. good morning all right well welcome to the show obviously since you reached out you know what war of the roses is all about and i hope we can help you find answers as to what's going on with your husband's like strange behavior but you got to tell me why you think

why you think he's cheating well i keep finding long blonde hairs on his clothing in the car and I am a

brunette. Okay. Does he work with blondes? Maybe he's got a co-worker with long blonde hair, although, yeah, the car thing. I mean, it could get it on, I don't know. What, Jeff? So now we're analyzing hair follicles to find out if your man is cheating. It's hair for crying out loud. But he must be acting strange, too. Is he acting strange as well as this hair stuff?

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. He took off last Saturday early

and didn't come home until after dinner okay uh i jeff if i found long blonde hairs on mr automotive's person and in his car well first my dog is kind of blonde but if i didn't have that i would think like what the hell where's this hair coming from i'm a brunette too i would kind of think that way especially if they're acting strange as well addy yeah something is up it's

too bad that you women don't put these detective skills to other you know uses where where you could do good in other places like vacuuming oh doing laundry addy don't listen to him a lot of

effort into that you know what just be quiet okay addy i hope we can help you out this is what we're gonna do we're first of all gonna ignore walmart jeff until he gets his attitude straight um but what we'll do addy is we're gonna call philip i guess the producer says your husband's name is philip so we're gonna call philip um we're gonna offer him roses you know how it goes you'll be listening in if you want to jump in at any point and confront him or talk to him you can okay okay all right hang tight i can tell you're stressed just hang tight take a deep breath um we're gonna call him right now hold on he's going to strip clubs that's what oh it could be just figured that one out case closed why don't they wear hair nets at strip clubs they should We're a stripper with a hair.

Hello?

Hey, is Phil there?

Yeah, who is this?

Hey, Phil the Thrill, this is Andy from Flowers Express. How are you this morning? We're over in Enfield.

All right.

Hey, I was just shooting you a call to let you know that you actually won our weekly contest, which is a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express, absolutely free. Congratulations, Phil.

Thanks. is this that scam where you like get my credit card and then i keep getting no no here's the

deal so i don't want to waste your time and i don't want you to waste mine so basically it's like a pay it forward promotion where we're not going to send you the flowers but we're going to send the flowers uh to someone on your behalf maybe the bright in their day and no credit card

needed no checking nothing i don't need any of that uh i mean all right yeah if you don't take

any financials no yeah no absolutely not i don't even won't even do that all right cool so basically uh you have someone in mind that you'd like to send the flowers to i have a card in front of me and i could write a message in the card if you'd like uh yeah yeah all right yeah let's do that all right philip what would you like me to write uh

Thank you.

I can't wait to see you guys again.

I can't wait to see you guys again. All right, Phillip. And who should I address the card to?

To Emily.

Emily?

Yeah.

Emily?

Emily, your ex? Emily? Oh, my God. I knew it.

I knew it. All right, Phillip, it is Courtney and Kiss of the Morning. I'm sorry, the florist is actually Walmart Jeff. You're on the radio. You're on Kiss 95.7. That's your wife, Addie. Addie, you said that's his ex-girlfriend?

Yes, yes, you cheating. Yeah, Emily, Emily, guess what? She's blonde, so I was right. I knew it. She's blonde. Jeez, I can't believe this.

Cheating? What are you talking about cheating? No. No. Oh, please.

Oh, do not, do not, do not try to lie your way out of this right now.

It is so obvious. I mean, I have been spending time with Emily. That is true. I've been spending time with her. I didn't tell you because I know how you get, but because we used to have a dog together. Oh, do not put this on me. Do not. How dare you? We used to have a dog together, and that dog is very old and dying, and she's very upset, And I love that dog, too, so I have the same time with her because of the dog. Hence, I can't wait to see you guys again. And she's very upset and needs flowers because of the dog dying.

Oh, you are pathetic trying to put this on the dog? The dog? You won't even let me get a dog. You keep saying, yeah, you can't get a dog here.

Yes, I won't let you get a dog because I see how upsetting it is when a dog dies. I don't want to go through that again.

The story keeps changing, doesn't it? It just keeps on changing. You are so full of ****. We are done. Do not come home.

I mean, the dog is.

No, no, we're done. Shut up. Don't speak. You're just getting yourself in more trouble. I don't want to see your face.

All right, listen, I'm going to just, I'm with you. I got to, Addy, hold on the line, okay, because I think if you want to work it out, I mean, I don't necessarily know what's going on, but I do know he just gave his ex-girlfriend flowers and he's blaming it on a dog. I'm going to put you on hold because we do offer counseling and we'll pick up the tab if you would like to try couples counseling. Hold on the line. I'm so sorry, Addy. Hold on.

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