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Don't Ruin The Surprise
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

Don't Ruin The Surprise

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

April 30, 2019 | 00:07:22 | Leisure | Explicit

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Audrey in Wethersfield thinks her husband is cheating with an old friend. She knows something is up and wants to find out if he is cheating.
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00:00:46 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 6:

95 7 courtney and kiss in the morning we are getting ready for war of the roses this morning we're going to weathersfield are you guys ready yeah yes please all right we're gonna talk to audrey about her husband seth good morning audrey good morning hey welcome to the show first of all um hopefully we can help you out on war of the roses i know that you're thinking that your husband might not be faithful so before we something's going on all right so before we do anything audrey why don't you tell me why you think seth could be cheating so um we had our date

00:01:23 - 00:01:53 | Speaker 7:

night and we were at a very nice restaurant last month and he ran into an old classmate of his okay and they exchanged contact information um ever since then he's been off he's acting weird um i was snooping a little bit and found her instagram page okay and he's just he's being inappropriate and i think it's it's led to something more oh my god all right uh what uh

00:01:53 - 00:01:58 | Speaker 6:

all right so what what's the girl's name do you know her name michelle michelle okay let me write

00:01:58 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 5:

that down so i have this this right here is a classic case of jealousy now before you guys jump down my throat let me explain you know how like when uh you think you're sick so you go online and you hit up web md and then you type in your no listen you type in your symptoms and then you believe you have whatever webmd tells you i think that you saw them exchange info and now you're it's in your head that something's going well listen audrey i just think you're naturally

00:02:25 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 6:

on his side because you're a man yeah you're right yeah you are a man here's the thing audrey i hope walmart's right my concern is that he's been acting strange if he has if his personality stayed the same and he wasn't acting strange i'd be like yeah but he's acting strange on top of it Then you come across the Instagram where if you clearly think he's being inappropriate, maybe and hopefully he's just being inappropriate. But either way, that's disrespectful to you.

00:02:53 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 7:

He's leaving comments and these little heart emojis and kiss emojis. Like, come on, you know, I mean, instinct is instinct and behavior is behavior like something's up.

00:03:04 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 6:

All right. So, Audrey, we're going to call up Seth. Obviously, you've heard War of the Roses. We offer roses. We have them like write a card. That way we can figure out like who he's going to send the flowers to. We will try to get some, you know, info out of him. You'll be listening in at any point. You're going to be able to jump in, confront him, talk to him if you feel it. Okay. Okay. I would like Gavin to be the florist.

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Same here.

00:03:28 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 6:

No problem there. Gavin's more sensitive.

00:03:33 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 5:

I like my WebMD. You're dumb. No, stop.

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No.

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We have evidence this guy's doing stuff.

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Wrong stuff.

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Bad stuff.

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Okay, here we go.

00:03:50 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 3:

Hello? Hi, good morning. Is Seth there, please? This is he. Hey, Seth, what's going on, man? My name is Ryan. I'm calling from Flowers Express. How are you doing this morning? I'm doing good. That's good. Well, your day is about to get a lot brighter, Seth. We are a new flower company here in the area. We are doing an amazing promotion right now where we are offering you a dozen red roses, a hundred percent free and a card included uh this is gonna be someone you know something special for someone in your life uh is this something you want to do that sounds like a great idea yeah sure why not awesome i love it you're on board you're ready to go all right seth well we can get started here um we can get absolutely free oh yeah 100 free you know we don't need a credit card or a cash deposit or anything like that so we can definitely um you know get these flowers out today it sounds like you're on board and what we can do you don't need any

00:04:47 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 2:

information for me not my email or anything because i don't want you to i don't need a

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

receipt or anything like that from you no no emails there will be no uh you know no receipt or anything no paper

00:05:00 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 2:

trail or anything like that um okay all right so what we can do here is we got our card we can write one or two sentences on it is there anything you know off the top of your head you want to write

00:05:12 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 5:

yes just write thinking of you thinking of you sure sweet it's imperative that i don't receive

00:05:21 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 2:

a receipt because you'll ruin the surprise no no no no no discretion is my middle name so we'll We'll keep this just between us and make it a nice surprise for this special person in your life. So we got thinking of you down here, and I guess we need to know who we're going to be sending these roses to today.

00:05:42 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Her name is Michelle.

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Michelle? Okay. Yes. And they're going to...

00:05:49 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 4:

Seth. Seth, you're a d***. Seth, it is Courtney and Kiss in the morning. It is Kiss 95.7. You're on the radio. It is War of the Roses, and your wife is on the line. Go ahead, Audrey.

00:05:59 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 6:

Your wife is infuriated. Michelle, really?

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Audrey?

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When was the last time you got me flowers?

00:06:06 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 4:

Audrey, she's just a friend. All right, so Seth, if you're not familiar with War of the Roses, that's when people call us because they think their significant other is cheating. You're not getting roses, and clearly something's going on with Michelle. I think you need to explain it to your wife.

00:06:22 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 5:

There is nothing going on between me and Michelle. So why are you sending a friend flowers instead of your wife? Listen to me. We're just friends. Her grandmother passed away, and I wanted to send her.

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I thought it would be a good opportunity to send flowers to show my condolences. I'm thinking of you instead of sending your condolences.

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Worried about a paper trail.

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We're a married couple. You're sending your friend flowers. Her grandmother passed away. Wouldn't it be from the both of us?

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Good point, Audrey. Ooh, yeah.

00:06:48 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 5:

They caught me. You know what? They caught me roses, and it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing. Go do whatever you want to do. Don't come home. Audrey, you're being ridiculous.

00:07:01 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 6:

I'm being ridiculous? Audrey. You have nothing to even defend yourself with right now. You have nothing to say. Own up to it.

00:07:10 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 5:

Michelle was 20 years ago.

00:07:13 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 6:

20 years ago. 20 years ago, we bumped into each other. You start acting weird. A friend of mine called me because her grandmother passed away. You act like a little 12-year-old with these heart emojis and stuff everywhere. And then you're going to sit here and tell me her grandmother died, so now you want to send her flowers from you? instead of from your wife and you that's a good point audrey i'm sorry can i can i talk to my

00:07:35 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 4:

wife yeah in fact you can seth i'm gonna put you on hold you can talk all you want here's the deal we offer couples counseling audrey we offer couples counseling and marriage counseling and we pick up the tab if it's something you feel like you want to do we would love to cover it and pick up the tab, okay?

00:07:53 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 6:

I have no interest. I really just want him. I don't want him to come home. And, you know, thank God I don't have any kids.

00:08:00 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

All right. Wow. I'm going to. You can talk to Audrey, Seth. I'm putting you guys on hold. Hold on.

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