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Heavy sigh. We're going to Ellington. It is time for War of the Roses. Colin is on the line. Good morning, Colin.

Hey, good morning. How are you guys?

We're doing well. Better than you. Yeah, Jeff. Woof. Just reel it in. It's two seconds in, okay? Let Colin get his breath. Colin, obviously you're on War of the Roses because you think you're a significant other. In this case, your wife, Michelle, is cheating on you. Is that correct?

Okay. Yeah. I work a lot, and so I came home from work early last week just to surprise her. Okay. Right, and when I came home, I find the kids with a babysitter.

Huh. Okay.

All right. And I work, she stays home, so it was a little surprising. Okay.

Let me ask a question. Let me ask a question. Because I know with my husband, I'll be like, hey, Irvine, I'm going to be going this place this day. And then I go, and he's like, wait, well, like, where'd you go? And I'm like, well, I told you I was going here. Did she tell you that she had to be somewhere and you forgot?

No. I checked my text, everything. She didn't give me any heads up. So I'm at home all day. She doesn't get home until 6 p.m. And then when I ask her, she can go all day. I say, well, where were you? She said she went shopping.

Okay.

So was she shopping? She didn't have any bags with her. And she seemed like super nervous about it. So I knew. I said, oh, this is a lie. I can tell this is a lie.

And you've been together for a while, if you have kids, so you can tell when your wife is lying. But the fact that she was gone shopping for hours and didn't even walk in with one bag?

I mean, and also, I didn't take the kids with her. Like, I guess I could understand why you might, you know, whatever, but you got a babysitter to go shopping? That's valid.

This sounds a little sketchy. Obviously, Colin, you know what we do. we're going to call up Michelle. I think we should offer her like a weekend like some sort of weekend getaway

maybe? Yeah, okay. Like a weekend, yep.

We'll offer her something. We'll see if we can get some information out of her. You'll be listening in at any point if you would like to talk to your wife, you can okay? Okay. Alright. Savannah, are you the florist? Alright, well, now I'm the vacation coordinator. Or whatever. I need you to be sensitive, not like Jeff. What?

hello hi is this michelle um yeah this is her hey michelle this is monica from vacay away just giving you a quick courtesy call this morning how are you i'm okay like i said just giving you a quick courtesy call you are the winner of our online contest you just won a weekend getaway

at a local resort and spa congratulations oh no i don't even remember entering yeah well

congratulations a little weekend for two very cute very cozy um so yeah if you're willing to accept the prize we can get the process going and uh get it all taken care of for you um

are there there's no like charges or taxes or anything that i have to pay right completely

completely free there's no resort fee there's no any kind of fee i don't even need a credit card for incidentals i mean 100 free cool yeah yeah that's awesome oh my god okay yeah well i already have all your information obviously because i'm calling you right now and you are our winner um but it is a weekend for two so i will need the information of the person that you want to bring with you so if we could uh start with a name um yeah i mean is that it's totally necessary um yes just because for you know safety issues we

need to know who's occupying the rooms no that's um uh yeah um i'm yes the the second person will

be um brian with an eye brian okay brian with an eye awesome and um who is brian is brian like your husband your boyfriend i mean this is a really romantic getaway so definitely a good place to bring you know someone that you're interested in um it's kind of a personal question i'm sorry i didn't mean to get too personal you know just trying to help you out just he's just a friend of mine oh okay oh a friend my brother you're sleeping with my brother

brother. Wait, what? Oh my God. I knew it. I knew there was something going on between you and f***ing happening. What is happening right now? Okay. I got to jump in. Michelle,

Michelle, this is Courtney, the vacation getaway coordinator, whatever. That was Savannah. Walmart Jeff is here. It is Kiss 95.7. You're on the radio. And the other guy on the phone is Colin, your husband. Who thinks you're cheating? Colin, go ahead. I knew it. Oh

Oh, my God. Your brother?

When I came home, you literally with my brother. What is wrong with you? I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you putting me on the f***ing radio? Are you insane?

I want to know. Colin may be in shock, but I literally want to know why you're taking his brother to a romantic overnight stay.

You know what? Yeah, I am. But it's because, Colin, you've been ignoring me. You told me to hang out with your brother. You told me to get Brian through this divorce. And this never would have happened if you hadn't, like, pushed us together. But you're never home, and he's been so just, like, filling everything that I need. And I'm sorry, but also, this is on you.

That is the dumbest s*** I have ever heard. This is ridiculous.

Yeah, you've been completely ignoring me. I am not about to play this s*** game with you. Okay, well, you've been a really s*** partner for the last few years, and Brian has really been there for me.

And again, I've been a f***ing partner with that money you went shopping with, that money that you took to go shopping to go f*** my brother. And you've got the nerve to say that I'm a f***ing partner.

Okay. Can I just jump in? We're not getting anywhere with this. I'm going to put you guys on hold. We offer couples counseling. You can go together. You can go separate. But I think... Speechless. Yeah. I don't even know what to say. Michelle, you are a horrible person. What?

Don't know. Stop, Courtney. I mean. No, you know what? No. You know what? F*** all you guys. F*** all you guys pretending to be some, like, reservation hotel place. No. You know what? Y'all entrap me on this call. I'm, like, get ready to call, and I'm going to come after you, bro. I'm going to come after you.

If you weren't doing anything wrong, then we wouldn't have to lie to you and entrap you in anything. So there's always that part of the story, you know?

All right. I'm just going to put everybody on hold at this point. Hold on. I just, we're, hold on.

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