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All the hits, Kiss 95.7 Courtney and Kiss in the morning. It is almost time for War of the Roses. You think your significant other is cheating? Call us and we'll get the answers. That's right, we do. We try to get the answers. We're going to East Windsor this morning. Michelle is on the line having a problem with her boyfriend, Justin. Good morning, Michelle. Good morning. Hey, welcome to the show. obviously you know what war of the roses is all about because you called us so um you know we need to know what's going on why do you think your boyfriend justin's cheating uh well a couple

weeks ago uh he went to a golf tournament and he's been acting kind of strange um honestly like his friends dropped him off after the tournament and he was totally wasted and he smelled like perfume and it looked like he had glitter.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Well, all right. I'm only worried because Walmart Jeff told me once before that guys claim, right? Did you say it once? If a guy says he's golfing or golf tournament, that's like code for, like, cheating. No, I mean. You said something like that.

No, I didn't say anything like that. I just say, you know, you got to worry with these golf tournaments. There are a lot of situations that these guys are put in that they could very well cheat on you. Okay. I mean, you got the cart girl.

What? What are you talking about? What's a cart girl? I don't know. I've never been to a tournament. I like to call her the partender. All right. Because it's a play at what? I feel like you're just feeding into Michelle's insecurities now.

Well, I don't know. I'm just letting her know that he very well could be cheating. I mean, the girl who drives around the golf course with all the liquor and alcohol, A lot of times, she's usually attractive, and guys will hit on her. What? Yeah.

How do you not know this? Michelle, have you ever heard of that?

No, I've never been to a golf tournament. Me neither. I don't know. It's pretty much just a place for a guy to drink and golf and blow his money and flirt with the cart girl.

Oh, my God. Michelle, this is horrible. I don't like hearing this. So he's been acting strange. Yeah, I guess this is the place for him to put his balls in holes.

Okay. That, too. Yeah, there's a ball washer there. You can put your balls in there.

All right, so Michelle, Justin went to this whatever tournament, golf tournament, but he came home drunk. His friends dropped him off drunk? Yep. Okay. Well, he wasn't driving. That's a plus. Yeah. He smelled like perfume and he had make, we're going to call him. I'm sorry. There's now I have to listen to what Walmart Jeff said. This is what we're going to do, Michelle. We're going to call Justin. We're going to offer him roses. We're going to try and get some information out of him and you're going to be listening in and like, feel free to jump in on the conversation. Okay. Okay. You want to talk to him. All right, hold on. We're going to call Michelle's boyfriend, Justin. War of the Roses next. All the hits, Kiss 95, 7, Courtney, and Kiss in the Morning. We're back. It's War of the Roses. We're in East Windsor. Michelle's on the line. We're getting ready to call her boyfriend, Justin. Michelle, basically, you think he's cheating because he came home drunk from a supposed golf tournament recently, smelled like perfume, and had makeup on his shirt or his face or something. Yeah. And he's been acting strange. Yep.

Well, good luck to you. All right, we're going to. I already know the outcome of this.

You think he's cheating already? Oh, my goodness, yeah. All right, stop. Michelle, don't listen to that right now. I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to call Justin. We're going to patch you through. You'll be listening in. You can absolutely confront him if you want at any point, okay? Okay. Okay, hang on.

tight let's call justin you should see some of the outfits planting seeds there's a lot of women out there whose men are in golf leagues and tournaments it's not all cheating people play not all cheating i'm just saying jeff what you're just planting seed bad seeds of doubt out there into the universe we don't need that we need to grow a beautiful garden of love

hello hi good morning is justin there speaking hey justin this is uh chris kirkpatrick from flowers express how are you this morning good how are you i'm doing well hey i was just calling to shoot you a call to let you know that you actually won a dozen roses in our online weekly contest congratulations oh thank you yeah you're welcome this is an amazing promotion basically it's like a pay or forward promotion uh justin we're not going to send you the flowers but we're going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf okay all right cool so uh yeah it sounds like you're down with the promotion so we can get things in motion um i have a card here that we can attach with the flowers uh can you think of a message you'd like to write in the card

um you are my dream come true me personally well no to michelle sorry oh i'm sorry so

To Michelle, you are my dream come true. Right? Yes, that's it. Okay, and you said I should address that to Michelle? Yes, to Michelle.

All right, I'm going to jump on the line. I am sorry. Justin, this is Courtney Kirkpatrick, whatever. Chris Kirkpatrick? Yeah. Florist is actually Walmart Jeff. You are on the radio. You were on Kiss 95.7 this morning, Justin.

Okay.

Okay. So I will tell you why your girlfriend Michelle called us. She's actually on the line. We do something called War of the Roses where if you think your significant other is cheating, you call us and we try to get the answers. Michelle, you want to tell Justin why you think he's cheating? Why he's on the show?

Yeah. Like when you came back from the golf tournament, you were drunk and you had makeup on your face and you smelled like perfume. Like what's this about?

Seems a little odd, Justin, that you would come home from a tournament, yes, drunk, I guess, that's what guys do, but she said you smelled like perfume and you could have had some makeup or glitter or something on you. I'm glad you didn't drive, but I want to know what's going on.

I was not cheating. I was not hooking up with anybody. Okay. but the one thing i i've tried to not tell michelle because i know you're very against these this kind of thing they were driving and decided to go to a strip club

and through yeah yeah yeah but wait wait why not yeah why not and how do you get glitter wait How do you get glitter and makeup on you? I don't know. I don't like this, Michelle.

In the process of being drunk, they surprisingly bought a lap dance. And, yeah. Very awkward.

Okay, but why did they do that?

I mean, that's what we do. We all chip in $20 apiece, and we know the one guy in our group doesn't like the lap dances, or he's going to get in trouble for it. So that's what guys do. You pony up some money to get the guy in trouble.

Exactly. Guy code. Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. I mean, like I said, I didn't really want to be going, but I had, they were driving me. You need better friends.

Yeah, exactly, Michelle. Exactly. Justin, this is ridiculous.

Why wouldn't you just tell me?

Because I knew you'd probably be mad. I know how you feel about strip clubs and everything.

Okay, but, like, I mean, I'd prefer that over thinking that you cheated on me. Yeah, true. That's true. But would you like it if I got a lap dance?

It would be actually pretty hot if you went to a strip club. Stop.

No, what if I went to a male strip club? Yeah, Michelle.

That dude's got a point there.

I just feel like you need to be a little more honest with Michelle. And, Michelle, I mean, you're right, Michelle. you feel it do you feel a lot better knowing that it was just his buddies messing with him getting him a lap dance he's not cheating yeah all right listen justin michelle i'm gonna put you guys on hold i don't i mean i i always offer counseling i think it's probably a misunderstanding and i believe justin but i i will pick up the tab if you guys decide you want to do counseling

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