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Gone Fishing
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

Gone Fishing

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

July 17, 2018 | 00:06:17 | Leisure | Explicit

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Monica in East Hartford thinks her husband is cheating because he was out until 3am fishing with his buddies.
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00:01:16 - 00:01:39 | Speaker 5:

All the hits, Kiss 95. Seven hits, Courtney, and Kiss in the Morning, and it's almost time for War of the Roses. And we're in East Hartford this morning. Okay. Yes. Monica's on the line from East Hartford wants to be in War of the Roses because of something her husband did so let's say good morning to Monica good morning Monica good morning hey well welcome to War of the Roses and I certainly hope we can help you out

00:01:39 - 00:01:42 | Speaker 4:

thank you so much thanks for having me

00:01:42 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 5:

no problem before we can call your husband or even do War of the Roses I need to know why you think your husband Joe is cheating

00:01:49 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 4:

okay so this is a scoop um my husband joe he he goes fishing all the time it's like one of his favorite things to do yeah um and he he recently went night fishing with a bunch of his buddies okay except he got home at 3 a.m which is crazy he's never ever ever gotten home like even close to that late and i was honestly like freaking out like he's just never done this before he didn't call me um i tried to call him several times and his phone went right to voicemail and I mean I was honestly like nervous I was afraid something happened to him it was just so out of character that it would be like 3am when he got home and when he got home he was just like oh yeah sorry I didn't have cell service on the river like he just totally played it off and pretended like it was no big deal and I'm just freaked out yeah I'm like what was he doing

00:02:40 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 3:

alright why don't you simmer down let me talk he's not cheating on you well why would you say that

00:02:44 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 5:

you don't know 3 in the morning

00:02:45 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 3:

no guy in the history of cheating has ever use fishing as a ploy of cheating and here's why of it no it's not here's why because when you go fishing you get dirty and especially if you catch fish you end up smelling like fish okay so that's something you can't get off of you you're gonna get dirty and night fishing all you do when you night fish is you sit there and drink that's it all right we're gonna do it monica i'm gonna call

00:03:09 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 5:

up joe we're gonna do i know you're familiar with war of the roses but we're gonna offer him roses we'll try and get a little information out of them at some point i'm gonna have to tell him He's on War of the Roses, and you're going to have to talk to him. Are you ready for that?

00:03:20 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 4:

I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah. Jeff?

00:03:23 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 5:

I don't think I'm comfortable with you being the first on this one.

00:03:25 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 3:

I'll be the first. I'll be nice. You better be nice. Let's go. Just style it up.

00:03:29 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 5:

It's not even nice. Just be, just offer flowers. I'm not asking you to do anything else. Just flowers, card. Keep it simple. Okay, here we go.

00:03:47 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

hello morning is joe there please uh yeah this is joe hey joe this is uh frank from flowers express in harford how are you this morning uh i'm all right what's going on i'm just going to let you know that you won a free dozen roses courtesy of flowers express not really oh all right yeah this is a weekly drawing we have at the flower shop your name was randomly selected and uh you are going to get these roses like i said there are a dozen red roses they're beautiful by the way they come in a vase with a free card and free delivery

00:04:29 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 2:

seriously all right fantastic that's that's amazing this is an amazing deal and like i said

00:04:36 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 3:

so it sounds like you're on board and like i said it comes with a card and uh we can fill out the card if you have a special message you would like to write to someone uh absolutely all right let's get the uh let's let's write down the old message first and then we'll get the all the info about

00:04:54 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

who the flowers are going to okay all right all right sure this is uh this is cool i don't uh

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 6:

I don't want a lot of stuff, so it's pretty cool. Consider your lucky day.

00:05:03 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 2:

You should head on down to Mohegan Sun. This is your lucky day.

00:05:07 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 6:

Seriously, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. All right, on the card, just make it say, I love you to the moon and back.

00:05:17 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 2:

We can do that. And, Joe, who are the flowers going to go to today? Who are we going to be sending them to?

00:05:22 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 6:

Well, absolutely to I'm going to be sending them to my wife.

00:05:25 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 7:

Aw.

00:05:27 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 6:

Monica is her name.

00:05:28 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 7:

All right. I'm going to jump in. Joe. Hello, Joe. Hello, Joe. This is Courtney from Kiss 95.7. You are on the air. It is War of the Roses. The floor says Walmart Jeff Gavin's here, too. I need to let you know that your wife, Monica, is also on the line. You there, Monica? I'm here. Yes. So I'm going to let Joe know if you're not familiar with War of the Roses, is it's uh when like your wife thinks you're cheating on her and we try to get some info so you want to tell him why you think he's cheating monica just be honest are you cheating like what

00:06:05 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 5:

what happened with your night fishing like why why did you get home at 3 a.m like are you cheating

00:06:10 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 6:

on me were you with some other woman you honestly think i'm cheating monica come on i mean i was fishing i mean come on you know bill and frank and those guys i i literally we did a lot of drinking we did a lot of drinking i was only late because i was trying to be good and sober up before i could drive home i mean i i didn't want to just hop right in the car and come home to you i overdid it a little bit just trying to keep up with those guys that is the only reason i was late i was being safe and needed to sober up before i came home to you i i am not cheating on you how could you ever think that i would never i would never come on you were listening in i sent you the roses you know i love you to the moon and back uh i mean come on i always i'm never you don't have to worry

00:07:04 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 7:

about me all right so here's the thing joe you're actually not getting roses but i think since you came home at three in the morning you probably should go get some today and bring them home

00:07:14 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 6:

it's probably not a terrible idea all right well listen monica as long as you believe him i believe

00:07:23 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 7:

him i hope everybody's happy kiss and make up and joe i hope you come home with flowers just for

00:07:27 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 6:

making her nervous i will i will make a stop by the florist absolutely it is ryan seacrest here

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