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reduced after 20 gigs all the hits kiss 95 7 courtney and kiss in the morning let's just do it time for war of the roses going to tallin or the roses if you think your significant other is cheating you call us and we get the answers pennies in tallin thinks her husband darren is cheating on her good morning penny good morning all right welcome to the show obviously you know what war of the roses is and i hope we can help you today i do too thank you so listen penny you've gotta tell me first of all why you think Darren is cheating like what is he doing what's happening

okay so he's on this mixed bowling league and um okay he's constantly talking about this one girl okay and um he gives her rides you know to the bowling alley with him okay and um you know at first I was like all right well I wasn't even really like yeah okay that's great that's fine I was like, well, but the more the more it went on and the more and the more like fun he seems to be at home now, you know, just in a happy mood after bowling, you know?

Yeah. OK, so he's on a mixed bowling league. He talks about this girl all the time. Maybe she's like the best player on the team or something. I don't know. Well, it's just that I used to play, too.

Oh, OK. But now I'm not even invited to like to go to record him or take really fun pics anymore.

Wait, he does. Okay. So you don't go to these when he's on his little bowling league. I don't know if you call them games or matches. I don't even know what you call that stuff. Tournaments, whatever. You don't go. You're not invited to go and watch him bowl.

I used to, but then he was like, you know, I mean, you're sitting there for so long, just taking pics, you know, don't worry about coming. And for a couple of times I was like, yeah, babe, that'd be great. because, you know, obviously I have other things to do at home. But then when he just never brought it up again. And then recently I said, hey, let me come and take pictures. And he's like, no, tonight's not a good night. Okay.

Can I just say, I love women that bowl. Women that bowl is such a turn-on for me because usually they drink, like, keg beer and smoke cigarettes and chew tobacco. No, I'm serious.

Penny, don't assume he's a redneck.

The girls at the bowling alley are hot.

All right, can you just stop for a second? Penny, what is, do you know this girl's name on his bowling league that he keeps talking about?

Tina. Of course it is. Tina.

Why, what's wrong with Tina?

I mean, that's just a common name amongst the bowling alleys.

You know, I'm not 100% on this one, though, Penny. I don't know. I mean, a lot of times it's like, wow, I feel like the guy's cheating. We're going to call. I don't know. Darren could just have a buddy that he bowls with, and it happens to be a girl. I mean, if he's talking about bowling, he's going to talk about his buddy, Tina. So this is what we're going to do. We're going to get information anyway, because I do think it's rude of him not to invite you anymore to go to see him bowl. We're going to call up Darren. We're going to offer him roses. We'll try to get a little information out of him. But you will be listening in the whole time. And if at any point you want to jump in on the conversation, feel free, okay?

Okay. Thank you.

Hold on. I don't know. I feel like I don't think anything's going on. I love women at bowling alley. You keep saying it. Don't say that because now you're making Penny feel bad. Stop. Sorry. Keep it to yourself.

Hello? Hey, good morning. Is Darren there? This is Darren. Hey, Darren, this is Steve from Flowers Express. How are you today? I'm good. What can I do for you? Hey, in honor of our grand opening over here in Manchester, I just want to let you know that you were picked to win a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express. Congratulations.

Thanks, I guess. I tell you, I know about these.

things it's usually you need like credit cards and stuff i'm not not really absolutely not in

honor of our fourth location in connecticut basically it's a pay and forward promotion so we're not going to send you to flowers we're going to send them to someone on your behalf and we don't need your credit card we don't need your checking account we don't need an email

we don't need any of that oh and you know all right well maybe it's maybe that's all right

yeah yeah that's fine and after uh after i hang up with you i'm going to get rid of your phone

number so i never call you again yeah that's fine okay all right cool darren so here's the deal i

got a dozen roses uh with the roses i can attach a card um is there something in the card you'd

like me to write down like a a message um yeah you know what i will put um

my mind is always in the gutter with you i'm sorry you said my mind is always what My mind is always in the gutter with you.

Okay. She'll get it.

Gutter. Gotcha. And who should I address the card to?

To Tina.

Tina?

Tina, yeah. T-I-N-A.

T-I-N-A.

Tina.

She's going to be getting the flowers. Yep. Perfect.

All right. I'm jumping in. I'm sorry, Darren. It is Courtney. That is Walmart Jeff. He's not a florist. It is Kiss 95.7. You're busted. You're on the radio and your wife Penny's there. Penny? Um, are you cheating on me?

No.

You're a liar. You're a liar. I heard what you're going to put in the card.

Listen, listen, you don't even come bowling anymore. You know nothing about her or our team. So if you actually paid attention, if you actually paid attention just a little bit to something I enjoy, you would understand why I was even sending you. My God. I didn't say I love you in the card.

My mind is in the gutter when I think of you. Oh, my God. Or another woman.

It's a bowling reference.

Duh.

I knew it. I knew you were doing this. Listen, you used to come bowling. You used to enjoy it. Now you're laughing at me like it's some weird third world sport or something. It's fun. I enjoy it. And actually, if you cared to ask, she's actually probably better than most of us, including me. So I sent her the roses just because she's keeping the team together. That's it.

I don't know.

No, no.

I'm shaking right now. That's literally what it is. That's bull. No, no. You don't write my mind in the gut. If I wrote that to my guy. All right. Hey, Jeff.

Jeff, send those flowers to my wife. I'm sorry. What do you want me to say?

Well, you're not getting flowers. I don't. I. I, I, hey, can I just ask one quick question here?

Because I have, like, the perfect, okay. No, you can't. All right. You can't.

You can't, because this is, this is BS. You guys call me on false pretenses. I got my wife asking me stupid questions. Honey, I'm sorry, but I'm not cheating.

I'm sticking up for Penny. You just sent friggin' flowers to another woman. Of course you would, Courtney. Well, listen, I don't, listen, I don't buy a friggin' thing you're saying. My mind's in the gutter. You're sending him to Tina. You don't even invite your wife bowling anymore. Nope, nope, nope.

No, no, no, no, no. You're misinformed. She stopped coming. That's different.

Either way, I don't care. I don't even care the specifics. You just sent flowers to another woman. Clearly, there's a problem. You call me for specifics, but then you don't care about the specifics. Okay, well, listen, Darren.

She's a woman.

Standard girl stuff. He is turning this all around. Penny, I don't know. He's just turning everything around. Typical, typical. I'm going to put you on hold, Penny. I offer couples counseling.

It's Courtney's fault. Courtney's cheating with Gina. I'm shaking.

I will pay for couples counseling if you want to continue counseling. Maybe it's a communication problem. I just think Darren is full of BS, so I'm going to put you on hold. I can't hold on.

Whatever.

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