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Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

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from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

May 5, 2026 | 00:07:38 | Leisure | Explicit

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David thinks his husband is cheating on him. David noticed his husband's boxer shorts were inside out when he got home from work. David wants to know what's going on.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:15 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:02 - 00:01:10 | Speaker 6:

Let's go to New Britain for War of the Roses this morning, guys All right We have got David on the line Good morning, David Welcome to the show

00:01:10 - 00:01:11 | Speaker 3:

Hi, good morning

00:01:11 - 00:01:19 | Speaker 6:

Hopefully we can help you out You sound a little stressed The producer says you're worried that your husband, Stephen, is cheating on you

00:01:19 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah I think he's been very distant lately and just, I don't know, he's been coming home late from work with, like, no explanation. Okay. Like, where were you? And he's like, just, you know, late.

00:01:35 - 00:01:44 | Speaker 6:

Just late from work. So, all right. So, he's acting distant, coming home late from work. I mean, those aren't horrible things. Is that all that's happening?

00:01:45 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 3:

Well, here's something particular that happened that I thought was very strange.

00:01:51 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

00:01:51 - 00:02:02 | Speaker 3:

Last week, Stephen came home late from work, and he noticed that he had his underwear on inside out when he got ready for bed.

00:02:03 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 6:

Interesting. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. He comes home late from work. He's getting ready for bed, and his underwear is inside out. Well, maybe he put them on inside out. Maybe it was dark in the morning when he got dressed, no? Good point.

00:02:16 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 3:

No, no, no, no. I saw him that morning, and his underwear was not inside out. I saw him get ready for work that morning, that same day. Okay. That's sus. Yeah.

00:02:28 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 6:

So let me just ask you, are you positive in the morning when your husband was getting dressed, his underwear was on correctly?

00:02:40 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 3:

Yes. Yes. And it looks like he took them off at some point during the day.

00:02:45 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 6:

That makes me nervous a little bit for sure. We're going to call up your husband, Stephen. We're going to offer him roses. We'll see if we can get some information out of him. You're going to be listening in at any point. If you want to jump in and confront him, you can, or I'll bring you into the conversation.

00:03:03 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 3:

Okay.

00:03:03 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 6:

I can tell you're stressed. Yeah. Take a deep breath. Yeah.

00:03:07 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 3:

Okay. I need to know. So, yeah, let's do it.

00:03:10 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 6:

We're going to get some answers. Hold on. We're going to call David's husband, Stephen. We'll do that next. All right. We're back. We are in New Britain. We have got David on the line. David thinks his husband, Stephen, is cheating. And basically, David, he's been acting strange, coming home late from work. And then the other night when he came home late from work and he was getting ready for bed, you noticed his underwear was inside out. But in the morning, when you saw him get ready, it wasn't like that?

00:03:35 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah, that's correct.

00:03:37 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

Okay. Because sometimes I know Walmart has told me that you don't have to wash your underwear as often if you wear them if you turn them inside out. Oh, that's disgusting. He said that once.

00:03:46 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I did. I still believe that 100%. Let's call the guy. But it sounds a little suspect.

00:03:51 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 6:

Hold on. You'll be listening in. Let's call. Who's the? Savannah, please tell me you're the florist.

00:03:56 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 5:

I am, but I'm telling you right now, if that's the reason that he turned his underwear inside out, they need to just call it quits anyway. That's disgusting.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 2:

Saves on water. It does. It's disgusting.

00:04:05 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 5:

Guys.

00:04:06 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 2:

You have four days out of one pair. Oh, you guys are gross. Hello?

00:04:11 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 5:

Hi, is this Steven?

00:04:13 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 3:

Yes.

00:04:13 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Steven. This is Miranda with Flowers Express in New Britain. How are you doing this morning?

00:04:18 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 3:

I'm good. How are you?

00:04:20 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 5:

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00:04:31 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 3:

Oh, cool.

00:04:33 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, awesome. It's a little promo that we do here. So you are the winner this week. This is a pay-it-forward promotion, so I cannot send the roses to you. However, I can send them to somebody on your behalf, as long as you're cool with that.

00:04:47 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, totally.

00:04:49 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Okay, fabulous. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely happy to be of assistance. If you want to get going with this, we can start with a card if you're ready to go.

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, sure.

00:05:01 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 8:

Okay, cool. So I'm going to take down the message first, if that's okay. So whenever you're ready, just give me the message, and I'll write it in here for you.

00:05:12 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 4:

To the love of my life? Is that too cheesy?

00:05:15 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 8:

No, I think it's very romantic. I like it. Okay, to the love of my life. Okay, perfect. And then I'm just going to need a name to address the card.

00:05:23 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it's for David.

00:05:25 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 8:

For David. Okay, awesome, awesome. Is David a boyfriend, a husband?

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, he's my husband.

00:05:32 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 8:

Oh, so cute. Oh, my gosh. How long have you guys been married?

00:05:36 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 4:

Gosh, it's been four and a half years now.

00:05:40 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

Okay, I'm jumping in. No fair. I got to say, Stephen, this is Courtney. The florist is Savannah. Walmart Jeff is on the line. Stephen, you're on War of the Roses.

00:05:51 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 4:

Okay. Whoa, you just freaked me out. What's happening?

00:05:54 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 3:

Okay, well, David, your husband called us. He's also on the line. David, do you want to? Okay. Stephen, War of the Roses, if you think your significant other is cheating, you call us. You are on War of the Roses. David, do you want to tell him why you think he's cheating?

00:06:10 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 5:

Stephen, I need you to answer me this. Why that one day, last Thursday, you came home, and when you were changing to get ready for bed, your underwear was inside out. I saw you get changed that same Thursday morning, and it wasn't inside out. And later that night, it was. You took them off during that day because you were seeing someone else, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is going on? Are you cheating on me, Steven?

00:06:46 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 4:

No, I'm not cheating on you. Why didn't you just ask me about this? Why are we on the radio right now? I'm not cheating on you.

00:06:53 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 5:

Why can't you just tell me why you've been late coming home from work lately?

00:07:01 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 4:

Well, I've been late because I joined a gym. I've been working out after work, and I didn't tell you about that because we profit each other not to spend money because we're saving for this. I just cannot believe this is on the radio. Yeah, because we're saving for our big dream cruise. And so I have been rushing to the gym after work and rushing home. That's maybe why my underwear were on backwards. But, no, I'm not cheating on you.

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 5:

Why are you going to the gym without telling me?

00:07:35 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Because we told each other we were going to spend money. And I'm not going on a cruise without working out a little bit.

00:07:43 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 3:

Steven, can I just make a suggestion? I don't know, you guys, so I'm not going to say anything. However, Stephen, would it be okay if David went to the gym with you? I will buy this. I will pick up. We will pick up the membership for David so you don't have to spend the money. Do you know how hard it is to cancel that thing? Oh, yeah. Listen, I will try. I'll do my best to get David a membership as well. And then is that something, Stephen, you would be okay if David went with you?

00:08:13 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 4:

Of course.

00:08:15 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 3:

David?

00:08:17 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:08:17 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 3:

Okay. I just feel like if he's really not cheating and that's the truth all you need to do is go to the gym with him

00:08:23 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 5:

yeah yeah yeah I can do that

00:08:26 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 3:

alright well listen I'm gonna put you guys on hold I'm gonna get some information I'm gonna try and get a second gym membership for David and then you just keep us posted and definitely call us after your dream cruise that you go on okay okay

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