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Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

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from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

May 26, 2020 | 00:07:00 | Leisure | Explicit

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Lauren in Somers thinks her husband is cheating. He's spending way to much time with his CrossFit friends. She wants to know whats really going on.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 6:

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00:01:00 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 5:

All the hits, Kiss 95, 7 Courtney and Kiss in the Morning. It is time for War of the Roses. War of the Roses. We're going to Summers this morning. Ooh, okay. I feel like we haven't been there in a while, but War of the Roses, if you think your significant other is cheating, you call us, you tell us why. If it's a legit reason why you think he's cheating, then we'll, or she's cheating, we will make the phone call and try to get some information uh lauren is standing by to tell us about her husband good morning lauren hi hey welcome good morning welcome to the show lauren i hope we can

00:01:32 - 00:01:50 | Speaker 4:

help you this morning i hope so too um so my husband recently joined this crossfit gym okay he spends he spends all this time there he even goes out for drinks with all of his his his workout buddies i guess that's what they say okay so let me just all right so lauren your

00:01:50 - 00:02:03 | Speaker 5:

husband andy joined a crossfit gym and he this is where he's spending all of his time is this something out of the ordinary or does he has he always been like this you know he he was kind of

00:02:03 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 4:

into working out a lot more than i was but this crossfit stuff is just like a next level yeah

00:02:09 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 5:

you know what it actually is i have a friend friend's husband who does crossfit and i feel like it's just kind of like their community like they do it doesn't mean that your husband's cheating they spend a lot of time working out and then hanging out yeah so he's always with

00:02:24 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 4:

his workout buddies both men and very attractive women and i like he's always around these

00:02:33 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 5:

attractive women all right i don't know see i'm on the i'm on the cusp on this one because i feel like just because he's working out you know and hanging out with his buddies doesn't mean he's cheating but i if it's you know out of the ordinary where he's not coming home after he's

00:02:48 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 4:

working out i mean he's definitely out late oh he'll definitely work out late okay all right

00:02:54 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 5:

and say he's at the gym all right if you're feeling some kind of way then i think we need to call him what what we're going to do lauren is we're going to call your husband andy uh we'll offer him roses you know try to feel him out a little see what he has to say and you'll be listening and you'll also be able to jump in on the conversation at any point or i can bring you and if you're not comfortable coming into the conversation, okay?

00:03:16 - 00:03:17 | Speaker 4:

Okay, thank you.

00:03:18 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if she sounds nervous or she, I don't know. This is why I don't exercise. I don't like exercising. My wife's never accused me of cheating while sitting on the couch. Sometimes I tell my fiance to get up and cheat. Get off the couch and go get a girlfriend, please. Florist, who's that? Gavin. I'll do it.

00:03:40 - 00:03:40 | Unknown:

Okay.

00:03:43 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 2:

Hello? Hi, good morning. Is Andy there, please? Yes, this is he. Hey, Andy, what's going on, man? My name is Evan. I'm calling from Flowers Express. How are you doing today?

00:03:55 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 3:

I'm doing just fine, I guess.

00:03:58 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 2:

That's great. I'm not sure if you've heard of us, but we're a new flower shop here in the area. And we actually came across your name and a little promotion that we're doing. You actually get a free dozen roses, 100% free, and a free card as well. and we want to hook you up today how's it sound Andy oh yeah okay yeah I mean it's it's a great way to start the day and get uh these flowers out to someone special in your life so it sounds like you're on board uh so we can yeah yeah we can start with the card here I could probably do one or two sentences anything off the top of your head you want to write uh I would just yeah how about just uh love me love me okay that's all right that works love me uh perfect and who are we gonna send these flowers to today oh well uh that'll be uh my wife

00:04:54 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

her name's lauren you write the name on yeah that's fine lauren yeah yeah all right so you

00:05:00 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

Send them to your wife.

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's lovely.

00:05:01 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 2:

All right, I'm going to jump in. Andy, it is Courtney.

00:05:05 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 3:

Walmart Jeff. And Gavin.

00:05:07 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 2:

Gavin is the florist. We're calling from Kiss 95.7. You're on the radio, Andy. It is called War of the Roses. And surprise, your wife is on the line as well. I don't know if you're familiar with War of the Roses, but basically if somebody thinks their significant other is cheating, they call us. And you're on it. So, Lauren, you want to explain to your husband why he's on War of the Roses? Andy I thought I thought you were cheating on me and it's because you're always at the gym oh my god Andy are you cheating Lauren called us Lauren says because apparently Lauren doesn't want to tell you what she told us you work out all the time you work out late at night after working out you go out to dinner you hang out with your CrossFit friends and a lot of them are very attractive women so she wants to know if you're cheating on her oh my gosh

00:06:00 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 4:

No. No, Lord. Okay. Why are you trying to look so good? Okay. It's because I need to feel this way. Like, I feel good when I work out. I feel good when I feel like I look good. And I don't look at her the same way anymore. I'll admit to that. I'll cop to that. you don't look at me the same way i'm not physically attracted the way i was when we started dating okay well i have a thyroid problem i told you i'm trying it's hard for me to lose weight you don't do anything about it anyway you don't try work hard i work every day i wouldn't call that working hard i you you don't ever go no you You don't ever come to the gym. You haven't changed your diet.

00:06:56 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

All right. All right. So here, Andy, correct me if I'm wrong. You are not cheating on your wife, Lauren, but the problem is you're not physically attracted to her anymore because you think she's overweight. Am I breaking it down right? Hello?

00:07:12 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 4:

Yes, I'd say that's accurate.

00:07:14 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 2:

Are you okay, Lauren? I can't. All right. All right. I'm not okay. This is what we do. I'm going to put you guys on hold. We're going to offer you couples counseling. You can talk through it. I'll offer you gym memberships, whatever you need to do to bring that spark back. I think it's kind of normal to not have that same spark as you first had when you first met anyway. And you can definitely get that spark back. And I think this is, I think you guys should take us up on the offer of counseling. I'll take counseling. Andy?

00:07:48 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that.

00:07:50 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 2:

And you know what? And I'm going to give you guys a couple of free gym memberships too, okay?

00:07:55 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 4:

Thanks.

00:07:59 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 3:

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