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All the hits. Kiss 95, 7, Courtney and Kiss in the morning. It is almost time for War of the Roses. Walmart Jeff, you've been doing good. I think we're on week two. Maybe three of you being kind and nice.

Yes, well, I'm here to help Courtney.

Yeah, see, doesn't it feel good to help people in need? Not really. Okay. Anyway, we're going to Manchester this morning for War of the Roses. Natalie is on the line. War of the Roses, if you think your significant other is cheating, call us and we try to get the answers for you. Good morning, Natalie. Hi. Hey, welcome to the show. Oh, gosh, I hope we can help you today. Oh, thanks. Me too. All right. So obviously, you know what War of the Roses is about. So before we can even get some answers for you, you need to tell me why you think your boyfriend, Josh, is cheating. What's going on?

Okay, so the other day I found a dress and high heels in his trunk.

Excuse me, I choked on my coffee. You found a dress. And I'm assuming, Natalie, the dress and high heels are not yours. Bobby. No. Okay.

And they were, like, they were really big. Okay. Like, they weren't intended for me. It's not like he bought them for me. Like, I'm pretty small, and these were not small. Okay. And I don't know. He's always loved curvaceous women. And, like, he's always admired that body type, which is not me. And I feel like, I don't know, maybe he has, like, a big girl fetish or something going on. Because it just, why would he have that stuff in his trunk? Okay. Like.

Okay. So, a dress, clearly, could it be that he just bought the wrong size? Like, do you have any type of birthday or? No. No.

I mean, it was so, like, so far off the mark. Okay. Like, there's no way.

Now, let me ask you. Shoes and high heels. Is he a Lyft or Uber driver on the side where maybe somebody maybe left it in his vehicle? Good question. No, I wish.

That would make more sense. But no, there's no reason he would have that stuff.

That is a good question, Jeff.

Thank you, Courtney.

Interesting. Has he been acting strange at all or is he just the dress and the shoes?

Well, he hadn't been, but then I asked him about it. Okay. Yeah, just straight up, and he was like, it's nothing, don't bring it up again, and he was, like, really snappy and weird about it. He just was like, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, like, geez, don't talk about it, it's fine.

I was like, what? Okay, well, I'm, now I'm curious. I don't understand, I don't understand it.

Yeah, he just, and he was like, he just was like, don't ever bring it up again. Like, he got, like, mad at, he got mad at me.

All right, well, maybe it's a gift for somebody else. Maybe it's a gift for his mom or his sister, no? Okay.

I think we need to call him, Courtney, and I think we need to get the answers that Natalie is looking for.

All right, Natalie, I'm going to put you on hold. Thank you, Walmart Jeff. It's a new Jeff. That's stupid. All right, Natalie, I'm going to put you on hold, and then we're going to call Josh, okay? And we're going to ask, we're going to try to get some information out of him. You'll be listening in, and you'll be able to jump in on the call anytime, okay? Okay. All right.

All right, Natalie, I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to call Josh, and then he'll patch you in, and you can confront him whenever you want. Okay, hold on. Curves. He likes the curves. You know what? A lot of guys like curves. Beautiful is what they are. I think everybody types. I do.

Except for mine.

Hello?

Hi, good morning. It's Josh there.

Who is this?

Hey, Josh, this is Ben from Flowers Express. I'm going to keep this quick, so don't waste any of my time. I just wanted to let you know that you actually won a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express. Congratulations.

What? I won roses? Thank you, but I don't need roses.

I'm sorry about that. I'm really busy here right now. Yeah, basically, so it's an online contest that we have, and your name was randomly selected. So basically, it's a dozen roses. Wait, from what?

How did you get my name?

We got your name off the Internet. Thank you for asking. So basically it's a dozen roses, and we're going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf. We're not going to send the flowers to you, but to someone on your behalf absolutely free.

All right. So you get to send flowers to whoever I want?

Yes, anyone you want. So here's the deal. I have a dozen roses. I have a card. In this card I can write down a message of your liking, whatever you would like to write. Is there a message in the card that you can think of that I should jot down?

Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and write to my dream girl.

Aw. That's so sweet. All right, Josh. And who should I address the card to? Who's going to be getting these flowers today?

Go ahead and address it to Natalie.

Aw.

Natalie? Yeah, I can spell that for you if you need me to.

No, that's all right. It's pretty standard, right?

Yeah, yeah. Same spelling. Nothing unusual.

Okay, yeah. Sometimes people throw in, like, the Y.

All right, I'm jumping in. Hey, Josh.

What?

Hey, Josh.

Listen, this is actually Courtney from Kiss 95.7. The florist is not, what did you say, Bob? Ben. I went with Ben. It's Walmart Jeff. You're on the radio.

What's going on? What's happening?

All right, well, listen, you're on the radio. We do something called War of the Roses, where if you think your significant other is cheating, they call us and we get answers. Natalie is actually on the line. Natalie, he's very confused and wants to know what the hell is going on.

Natalie, wait, wait. Natalie? Josh, I just, like, I don't understand why you have a dress and heels in your car. Like, it just seems so sketchy. Oh, Natalie, I told you not to ask about this. It's like, we talked about this. Why are you bringing it up on the radio? I don't want to get into it. I love you. I love you. I'm not cheating on you. I would never cheat on you. Please, for the love of God, don't ask me about this dress.

For the love of God, you should probably answer why you have a woman's dress and heels in your trunk.

Oh, my God. All right, fine, but you're never, like, I have so many points after this. I'm going to be honest, but I have so many points in our relationship after this.

Well, I mean, if you wear dresses, it's not a big deal.

I lost a bet. I lost a bet, and I had to wear the dress and the heels. Are you happy? Are you happy? It was really embarrassing on so many levels. What kind of bet? I, me and the boys got drunk one night, and they were like, you should be in our fantasy hockey league. And I was like, that sounds fun. And they were like, yeah, you can make a lot of money. And I'm like, that sounds fun too. And they're like, but if you get last place, we're going to put you in a dress and you're going to wear it, like hold a sign and be on Main Street. And I was like, well, I'm not going to get last place. But I was drunk when they asked me, and I thought it was fantasy basketball. And then during our fantasy draft, I saw all these Eastern European names, and I was like, oh, I screwed up. I don't know what's going on. And, yeah, I got last place, and they put me in a dress. I was on Main Street, and they made me hold a sign saying I'm a loser.

Can we just go, listen, I need to go to the expert in the room. It's Walmart Jeff. He's in Fantasy Hockey League. Is that something a Fantasy Hockey League would do, Walmart Jeff? It sounds legit to me. It sounds legit. Natalie, do you buy it?

It's completely legit.

Can I, like, check with the guys?

I mean, like, I feel like I believe you, but it's also so ridiculous. Like, can I call Dave? Like, if I call Dave, is he going to be like, yeah? I'm sure Dave is going to send you the video, and I'm going to be even more embarrassed. This is why I didn't want to bring it up, because as soon as you bring it up to the guys, they're already not going to let me live it down.

All right, well, listen. Wait, wait, wait. Listen, you need to not even worry about it, Josh. It'll be funny. And I think Natalie... Yeah, I wish you told me. I've been freaking out thinking we were going to break up. Oh, my God. This is the deal. Natalie, you need to call the guys. You need to call Dave and at least get proof. Get the video. Talk to them. I believe Josh. Jeff believes Josh. So we do have... Listen, if you need to reach back out to me, Natalie, for couples counseling, we pay for it. But I think I think he probably just lost a bet. OK, keep us posted.

Yeah. Do we still get the flowers? So much. Can I still get Natalie the flowers? You know what, Josh? Natalie will call me. As soon as she gets proof of you wearing that dress, I will send the flowers out.

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