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War of the Roses action in Bloomfield this morning. Laura is worried about her husband, Paul. Good morning, Laura. Good morning. Well, welcome to the show. Welcome to War of the Roses. I know you told the producer you think your husband, Paul, is cheating, so fill us in. What is going on?

It was spring cleaning time, and I do this every year. It's not like it's a big secret. Same. And when I was putting some stuff away, I found a bottle of Viagra in my husband's sock drawer. And I thought that was kind of weird because, well, we really haven't had a whole lot of sex for a while. I'm not quite sure what's going on. We've, you know, kind of danced around that a little bit. And I counted the pills. I was kind of curious. I thought, well, if we're not having sex and he's got Viagra, why does this feel so light? And about half of them are missing.

Okay. Oh, shoot. Let me just real quick jump in. Did you not know he had a prescription for Viagra? Absolutely not. Okay, so this is all new. Like, all of a sudden, you're like, what is this pill bottle? It's Viagra, and there's pills missing. Red flag. Right. And you're not intimate.

Not at the moment, no. We've been, you know, some things kind of chilled down a little bit. And, you know, of course, I'm concerned about it. I mean, you know, who wouldn't be?

Let's go to our expert, Walmart Jeff. All I have to say is this is a bad day to be Paul from Bloomfield. Why? Because if you are a Paul in Bloomfield right now, everyone is wondering, you know.

I know, but I feel like that's normal at a certain age for men. Is it not? I don't know. Okay.

I feel uncomfortable talking about this.

I know you do. There's so much happening right now.

But could you imagine just being a Paul in Bloomfield right now? Jeff, stop. And the guy next to you is wondering, hey, is this the Paul that she's talking about?

Listen, what's not normal is finding Viagra, your husband is hidden, that you didn't know about, and you're not being intimate. So I'm not going to waste any more time. We're going to call him up. We're going to offer him roses. We'll try to get info. You're going to be listening in. Lord, anytime if you want to jump on and talk to Paul, you do it, okay? Got it. Yep. Okay. I don't know. I know you don't want to talk about it, Jeff, but it would be helpful if you opened up so the women know what's going on with your things in Viagra. All right. His face, his face. I can't get on his face. Stop.

Hello? Hi, good morning. Is Paul there?

Yes, this is Paul.

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Good.

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What did I win?

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All right. Sure. What do you need from me?

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jump in i gotta jump in paul it is courtney savannah's in the studio the florist is actually walmart jeff you're on the radio you're on kiss 95 7 this morning you're on war of the roses i'm on the radio you are it's something called war of the roses if you think you're significant you know, you're familiar with it, is you're cheating, then you call us. So I would have to let you also know that your wife, Laura, is on the line. Laura, you've been listening in?

I have. Good morning, Paul.

Do you want to tell Paul why he's on More of the Roses?

Why he's on the radio?

Sure. You know, I was doing spring cleaning last week, and I found something in your drawer that sort of shocked me, and I didn't know what to do about it when I saw that it was a bottle of Viagra, which would have been fine on its own, but half the pills were missing. And I knew you and I had not been making good use of that. So what's going on? You found my bottle in the drawer. Who are you sleeping with, Paul?

Why are you bringing this up on the radio, Laura?

Because you're impossible to talk to about anything intimate at home.

This is embarrassing. Yeah, I'm not sleeping with anyone. You know, first of all, you know I'm having an issue here, and I don't appreciate you.

I know, but you won't talk to me about it. And how come half the bottles are missing if we haven't had the joy of taking advantage of it?

I got them because I thought I needed it. And that's why we haven't been, you know, we haven't been having.

But you need to count them. You've got to be doing something. I mean, you know, I care about what's happening between us. Otherwise, I wouldn't take this very difficult test. Or she could have counted wrong. Come with me.

I feel very uncomfortable being a part of this conversation.

I don't. I don't. I've been, man, this is weird. I've been trying to see if it worked first.

Oh, come on. Don't look at me like I'm cuckoo. Don't take an apple bottle and find out if it worked. That is very true.

All right. This is what I want to do. I don't want to embarrass Paul anymore. Obviously, you guys need to talk about stuff. The biggest concern is that Laura didn't even know you had these pills. As a married couple, maybe it would have been great to discuss it with her, but whatever. I'm going to put you guys on hold. I'm going to offer marriage counseling. If you want to take it, take it. Paul insists he's not cheating, and it's just something I think you guys are going to have to discuss off the air and figure out on your own, okay? That's fine. Okay. I'm going to put you on hold. I'm going to offer counseling. Hold on.

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