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All the hits, Kiss 95. Seven hits, Courtney, and Kiss in the Morning. It's almost time for War of the Roses. Are you ready, guys? Yes. We need to help a young lady out in Middlefield. Say good morning to Abby. Good morning, Abby.

Hi guys. How are you? Oh, I really need your help. I've never had any reason to think my boyfriend's cheating on me and I was just really hoping you could find out for me. Well, listen,

that's what we do. We've gotten pretty darn good at it, Abby. The producer says your boyfriend's name is Devin and before we can do the whole War of the Roses thing, you got to tell us why you

think Devin is cheating okay so um the other day I went to check my email on his computer and for the first time ever there was a lock on it and I thought okay that's weird and then when he wasn't looking I went on his phone and I checked his email and there's a confirmation for a hotel in New York City next month and when I confront him about it he wouldn't he left the room he was so so incredibly angry with me and i'm thinking he's never given me any reason ever to think that he's cheating i just really need to know because we've been together for two years okay okay all right

i'm sorry that's what happens when you go looking around and on other people's stuff you know i don't

know abby the fact that you found the receipt the fact that it's a hotel room the fact that he's acting sketchy i don't know i'd be worried i would be very worried i would be worried too

Especially if you put a lock on his computer now, like all of a sudden that's a little fishy right there.

Major red flag right there.

Yeah, for sure.

Well, because, I mean, you guys have been dating for that amount of time where you should be getting a little more serious and maybe putting a ring on it or at least talking about it. And not being sketchy and not putting locks on computers. Yes.

Or at least giving me an answer. I mean, the fact that he's not giving me an answer, not even any explanation at all, is just really shocking.

All right, we're going to do it. We're going to do it. Enough said, Abby. I've heard enough. But we're going to call Devin. We're going to offer him roses. I don't know if you're familiar with War of the Roses, but you'll be listening in the entire time. At any point, if you want to confront him, you can, or I can bring you in on the conversation. We'll try to get a little info out of him, okay?

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

Seriously, come on. Okay, it's ringing.

Hello? Good morning. Is Devin there, please? Speaking. Devin, this is Larry from Flowers Express. How are you today?

I'm good. What's this about?

I was just actually calling to let you know you won a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express.

No way. Are you serious?

Yep, this is a promotion we have going on at the shop. We're right in Middletown, actually. We're a new company, and it's a promotion we have going on. We pulled your number from our data list, and you are this week's winner.

Oh, my God, this is incredible, man. Like, this is my week.

Thank you. Yeah, no problem, Devin. It's a pretty cool promotion. Like I said, it's a dozen roses. The only catch is we're not going to send them to you, Devin. We want to send them to someone to brighten their day.

Oh, that's what I'm going to use them for. This is perfect. Okay, cool.

So, Devin, it sounds like you're down for this, which is awesome, because the last guy I called, he hung up on me twice, so you were the next guy in line. But I have a card here. Can I have his roses, too? What's that? Give me 24 roses. Can I take his roses, too? You know, I like your enthusiasm. We can send you. We'll send you 2,000 roses. How about that?

Even better. Yes, yes, yes.

All right, cool. So I have a card here. If you would like to fill out the card, we can write something special in the card for you.

Yes, can you write on the card, enjoy your weekend?

Okay. I love you. Enjoy your weekend.

Yeah, this works out perfectly. I'm running a lim...

for my girlfriend. It's her 30th birthday and I'm taking her and her friends to New York so this is perfect. Now I have these roses. I didn't know where to get roses from. Thank you. Yeah, that's an awesome birthday gift. Yes, I try.

Alright, I gotta jump in. I'm sorry I can't take it. Devin, this is Courtney from Kiss 95.7's Courtney and Kiss in the Morning. You're on the radio.

Wait, did I win free concert tickets too?

No, no. In fact, you're probably not even getting roses. I got to let you in on something, Devin. We do something called War of the Roses. Your girlfriend, Abby, is on the line, and you are on War of the Roses. It's basically a segment where we try to catch cheaters. I'm so sorry. Abby, you need to— Abby's on the line. She's going to explain more, Devin.

Baby, I'm so sorry. Wait, is this a joke? I'm so sorry, honey. I feel like such an idiot.

What's going on? Why is the radio calling me and offering me roses that aren't real roses?

I got into your, I got into your, remember when I got into your email and I saw the confirmations from New York City and I asked you about it? I thought you were cheating on me, baby. And I had to call everyone.

Oh my gosh, this is about that? Such an idiot. I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh, this sucks, man. I can never surprise you.

So Devin, I take it you're not cheating on Abby. I take it that the receipt Abby saw for the room reservation in New York City was the room that you're sending her to with her girlfriends in a limo you think oh my god I'm so sorry and that and that's why you probably put a lock on your computer because she didn't want to you don't want her to you know find out the big surprise but I guess the surprise is really now

on Devin because he's on the radio sorry sweet pea I'm so sorry baby you know I I promise I will

never doubt you again okay all right this is what i'm gonna do devon usually we don't do it but i am gonna give you two dozen roses i'll pay for it out of my own pocket you're a good sport you're planning such a great surprise any man that books a limo for his girlfriend and her girlfriends to spend a night in new york city is an awesome guy i i think that's me he's awesome yes he's

the best boyfriend ever i love you baby but i'm sad that the surprise won't go through now i really wanted to surprise us. But it's still a surprise.

Surprise, surprise. I have no idea. Alright, well I'm going to put you guys on hold. It was great having you. I love it when War of the Roses ends like this. So thank you so much for being on War of the Roses. Thank you guys. Thank you so much.

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