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Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

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from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

December 6, 2022 | 00:06:57 | Leisure | Explicit

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Iris from New Britain found fuzzy handcuffs under her boyfriend's bed. She's pretty sure he's cheating on her. Find out if he is.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:30 - 00:01:00 | Speaker 4:

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00:01:01 - 00:01:42 | Speaker 6:

All the hits, Kiss 95.7, Courtney, and Kiss in the morning. It is almost time for War of the Roses. I always get nervous when we do War of the Roses. I don't know why. It gives me, like, heart palpitations. Not me. Let's do it. No. All right. Well, Iris is standing by. She's in New Britain. She has a problem with her boyfriend. She thinks her boyfriend is cheating. That's what War of the Roses is all about. You call us. You tell us why you think they're cheating, and we get answers. So let's talk to Iris. Iris, are you there? Yes. Oh, hi, Iris. Well, welcome to the show, Iris. It is obviously, you know, War of the Roses, which means you think your significant other is cheating. You have to tell me why you think, Chad, your boyfriend is cheating on you.

00:01:42 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 5:

okay so first of all thank you for having me um yeah I am like a hundred percent sure my boyfriend is shooting on me I literally found fuzzy handcuffs under his bed in his apartment um they had not been there before um but then the other day I was just like doing some cleaning and I saw them there and I asked him about them I was like honey what are these and he was like Like, oh, those are from the old relationship. Like, I forgot that they were there. So I, like, blatantly caught him in the lie. And I know he, like, you know, he likes to get freaky in the bedroom and stuff. And so, like, there's just no way that those aren't being used.

00:02:28 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 2:

Do you think that he was just scared to tell you that that's something that he wanted and he was hiding them maybe?

00:02:34 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 5:

He's super vocal about, like, what he likes and stuff. and you know like i'm i'm maybe not like as freaky as he is but like i always i'm open to like

00:02:44 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 6:

talking about it with him and stuff all right and these are new you know he gets freaky because you already said you know he gets freaky but these aren't any handcuffs that you've used never is there is chad a police officer by any chance um these would be some pretty sorry

00:03:01 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 5:

handcuffs to use if you were a police officer i'll just say that okay all right so let's just

00:03:06 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 6:

get down to it then we're going to call him if you've not used these handcuffs and you found fuzzy furry handcuffs under the bed uh we need to find out what's going on so what we're going to do iris is we're going to call we're going to call chad you're going to be listening in the whole time um we're going to offer him roses the florist will try to get some information out of them at any point if you want to confront him you can if you feel comfortable okay okay thank you can you handcuff yourself is that possible yeah but then what would you do how do you i don't know All right. Anyway, Iris, we're going to put you on hold and call Chad. Feel free to jump in whenever you want. OK.

00:03:42 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 5:

OK. Thank you.

00:03:45 - 00:03:46 | Unknown:

Oh, wow.

00:03:47 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 2:

There's a lot happening here. There is.

00:03:59 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 3:

Hello? Hi. Good morning. Is Chad there? Yeah. Who is this? Hey, Chad. This is Brad from Flower Town, USA. Just shooting you a call to let you know that you actually won a dozen roses courtesy of Flower Town, USA. Way to go. Oh. We're new here in town. Basically, we got your number from our database, and here's the deal. It's a dozen roses. We're not going to send you the flowers. We're going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf. Like a pay-it-forward promotion. but this is completely free 100 free you're not going to get tied down with any hidden costs or

00:04:38 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 5:

anything like that it's not like not like a you guys are like a scam or anything absolutely not

00:04:44 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 3:

no we're actually brand new um flower town usa has been in business for about seven days now

00:04:50 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 5:

oh oh cool well uh congratulations guys thank you yeah we really appreciate it and with your

00:04:56 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

help we're just gonna get our name out there even more We'll be right back.

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 8:

oh uh yeah yeah yeah sure um so here's the deal i have a dozen roses we'll get them out today i

00:05:06 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 3:

have a card that i can attach with them is there anything you can think of that you want right in

00:05:11 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 8:

this card uh yeah all right um get get the blindfold ready will be honestly pretty good It's a bit of an in-joke, but, yeah.

00:05:27 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 3:

Wait, did you say to get the what?

00:05:32 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 8:

Blindfold? Get the blindfold ready.

00:05:35 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 3:

Get the blindfold ready?

00:05:37 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, yeah, it's an inside joke. Yeah.

00:05:40 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 3:

Whatever. I can definitely throw that in the card. And who should we address the card to?

00:05:47 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 8:

Her name is Lauren.

00:05:50 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 6:

Are you kidding me, Chad? What?

00:05:55 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 5:

kidding me all right let me jump in you chad this is courtney and kiss of the morning and that is your girlfriend iris go ahead iris wow i mean not that i like necessarily needed

00:06:10 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 6:

confirmation that you were cheating but now i have it and now the whole world knows it i mean honestly i trusted myself the first time i saw a riding prop in the bathroom and i asked about it and you were like babe i was going to use this with you and i was like no you're not we never do ever and now i just i know i should have trusted my gut the first time because honestly

00:06:29 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 7:

this is so like you to do something like this you're over you're overreacting i don't i don't

00:06:34 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 6:

even know what you're mad about right now yeah you're a pig you're a disgusting cheating pig i haven't done anything i haven't done anything freaking roses to a girl named lauren and said No, I didn't send any roses. I haven't done any. Oh, I'm sorry. So you're just denying what you just did on live radio? We all heard it. What was that riding crop?

00:07:02 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 8:

This is getting out of hand. You know, you guys, like, I don't know what.

00:07:06 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 6:

Like, there's nothing that you can say that can change the fact that we all know that you cheated on me, and it wasn't just once. It was clearly multiple times.

00:07:14 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 8:

Babe, all I can say is that you're overreacting. This is not a thing. Like, I don't know what you heard, but it wasn't me, like.

00:07:21 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 6:

Oh, that wasn't you on the phone just now? That was, like, your evil twin?

00:07:28 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 5:

I'm sorry, Chad. I've got to step in, Chad. You just sent flowers to a Lauren and told her to get a blindfold ready. Iris is saying that she found a riding crop in your bathroom once, fuzzy handcuffs under the bed. I don't even think we need to discuss anything any further. I'm just going to put you guys on hold. I'm going to put you. I want to talk to you, Iris, privately, because if you want to go through counseling and, you know what? Just hold on, okay? We'll get to the bottom of this together. Hold on. Yeah. Thank you.

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00:08:27 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 4:

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