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Time for War of the Roses. We're going to Ellington this morning. Yeah, Victoria is on the phone. She has a problem with her husband. His name is Dave. Good morning, Victoria. Good morning. Hey, what's going on? Well, first of all, welcome to the show. I hope we can help you. What's going on with your husband, Dave?

Hi, yeah, thank you. I do too. So my husband, Dave, has been acting very secretive for the past few months.

Okay.

And, I mean, you know, things like being secretive with his phone, turning it over, taking calls in the garage. Okay. And so on Thanksgiving morning, I actually asked him to run out and get a few sticks of butter, you know, always a few short. Yeah. Always short of a few sticks of butter on Thanksgiving. And he was gone for over an hour. and when he came back, he was just like, oh, well, they were out of butter. And I honestly really don't believe him.

Who was out of butter? The grocery store? No shot.

Yeah, and if you're gone for over an hour, it's like you see one grocery store is out, try another one. But in any case, my honest to God instinct is that I think he was at another woman's house on Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving it's so this is sounding like very suspicious I'm with you on that I mean as far as the like being secretive with the phone taking phone calls outside I don't like that but we are it is the holiday season right so there could be surprises being planned and things like that but the fact that he went missing on Thanksgiving for over an hour it's a little suspect okay um so then this is what we're gonna do we're gonna put you on hold you're gonna be listening and we're gonna to call your husband, Dave. We're going to try to get some information out of him. You know how War of the Roses goes. We'll offer roses and you'll be listening in the whole time at any point if you want to confront your husband. Just jump right in, okay? All right. Something's weird.

You don't say. I mean, an hour for butter? Oh, maybe he stopped to get beers. Maybe he cried in his car.

Hello?

Hi, good morning. Is Dave there?

Yeah, yeah, this is Dave. Hey, Dave. Sorry, I thought you were somewhere else. Yep.

No, this is Cole from Flowers Express. How are you this morning? Cool, yeah. Right on. I'm glad to hear you're doing cool. That's a new one for me. Anyways, hey, I was calling to just let you know that you actually won a dozen roses in our online weekly contest. Congratulations, man. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, this is an amazing deal.

So basically, I didn't really enter any contest.

Well, we got your number here and you won. So anyways, this is a pay it forward promotion. We're not going to send the flowers to you. We're actually going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf.

So basically, you guys are going to send flowers to somebody that I choose and it's going to be from me.

Yep, free of charge. A lot of times guys will send these to their wives or girlfriends or both, mother, sister, aunt, you know, whatever.

oh okay i get it i get it yeah no it sounds cool all right let's do it because i got i got stuff

going on uh so we can the uh attach a card to these flowers if there's a message you'd like

me to write on the card uh yeah uh just uh sort of write something like uh you're the boss at work but i'm the boss in the bedroom oh i think she'll get that she'll get it you're the boss at work

I'm the boss in the bedroom?

Exactly like that, my man. All right. I gotcha.

I gotcha. I gotcha. So, all right. So, who should I address the card to?

Oh, yeah. So, these are going to be going to Shelly. Shelly.

Shelly. All right. Yeah, we can hook Shelly up with these flowers. That's awesome,

man. Oh, wow.

You are not sending roses to your wife, because Shelly is not your wife's name, Dave.

Oh, wait, what? Who's this?

I've got to jump in. What? Who is this? This is your wife. I'm jumping in real quick. Hey, Dave, it's Courtney. Savannah's in the room. The florist is Walmart. Jeff, you're on the radio. You're on Kiss 95.7. You're on War of the Roses. Your wife, Victoria, is on the line. Go ahead, Victoria.

And you are so screwed, because I knew that there was something going on with you, and And I knew that you were cheating the second you were out and about for over an hour, almost two hours on Thanksgiving, and come back without any butter. What kind of fool do you say? And you are such a sleazebag.

Who's Shelly? Who's Shelly? Wait, no, baby. No, baby.

It's just a joke.

I mean, like, come on.

Why don't you tell her who Shelly is? Shelly is his boss. Oh. Shelly is his boss. Ew.

That makes sense. The boss in the bedroom. Yeah. Yeah, she's my boss. and it's like it's just a joke it's just like a work joke you know that's all i mean i i didn't know i didn't know what was going on with these with these flowers and nothing but i'm just like cool if she's gonna get some flowers then it'll be kind of like a cool funny joke you know you

just said you wrote in the card you're the boss in the bedroom who does that you're a married man oh ha ha ha you're a married man that's not funny it's really uh yeah no i'm married man

and my boss is married. I mean, like, it's, you know, yeah, that's why it's a joke. You think her husband, you think,

do you think her husband is going to be okay with you sending her flowers and writing in the card you're the boss in the bedroom?

Maybe. I mean, I don't know, man. Look, I'm just trying to look. I got, no, I'm not caught doing that. What are you talking about? I'm caught. I just got a call from, like, giving away free flowers and I'm just, may I make a little joke? I mean, come on. I knew it was on the radio. I knew this was it. You're gross. You're so gross.

It's a joke. You failed to send your own wife flowers on the radio. That's right. And you ratted yourself out as being a cheating douchebag.

Oh, baby.

Listen.

I mean, look, the first person that came to mind, I'm like trying to get ready for work. I was thinking about work. You know what I mean? Maybe that's why.

Where were you on Thanksgiving? Where were you on Thanksgiving that you couldn't come home with a damn stick of butter? You went missing for two hours.

Look, all the stores were out of butter at Thanksgiving. Every grocery store was out of butter on Thanksgiving. They buy up everything.

Victoria, listen, I want to offer you couples counseling. We always pay for it. If this is something you want to do with Dave, we're going to pick up the tab. I don't think we're going to get to the actual bottom of it, but I think we're all in agreement that something inappropriate is happening between your husband and his boss. Do we agree? Yes. Yes. I agree. Okay. Victoria, I want to offer you that, okay? I'm going to put you on hold. I'll give you all the scoop. Okay, Victoria?

All right.

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