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all the hits kiss 95 7 courtney and kiss in the morning i am um a little bit nervous about this but it's almost time for war of the roses war of the roses if you think you're significant other is cheating call us tell us why you think they're cheating and we try to help you out victoria thinks her boyfriend ted is cheating she's standing by in glastonbury walmart jeff and savannah what do you say we help her out let's do it let's do it all right good morning victoria welcome to the show Good morning. Well, listen, obviously you're familiar with War of the Roses and you know what it's all about. So before we can even confront Ted or call Ted, we need to know why you think he's cheating.

Okay. So like he's been like really distant lately and, um, and then I just had my birthday and he literally only gave me a card, which is so not like him. Like he usually like goes above and beyond. It gets me like, you know, design or whatever. Um, but I also, I found a receipt for a Birkin bag about three, from about three weeks ago. And I didn't get it. Like I did not get this bag.

What's a, uh, what's a turkey bag?

Jeff. It's a Birkin bag. It's a designer bag. It's probably worth like five grand, 10 grand, 20 grand. They're very expensive.

They're like the top of the top of the top of the line, Jeff. Oh my goodness.

So Victoria, he didn't give you this Birkin bag for your birthday then? No, and it was the exact one I wanted to. It's your anniversary coming up. Yeah. Okay, so maybe he's going to give it to you for your anniversary. That'll be interesting. So maybe that's it. So, see, for me, I don't.

I don't know, because, like, the fact that he didn't get me anything except the card for my birthday was really weird. Like, that's not like him at all.

Okay. Because in my house, getting nothing is normal. so if mr if mr automotive actually gave me anything even a card for my birthday i think he was cheating because he gave me something but it's complete opposite for you right victoria yeah the the birkin bag has me concerned unless he is saving it for the anniversary i don't know um maybe he's waiting to surprise you but what the heck let's give him a call we're gonna call ted okay victoria and uh you're gonna be listening in at any point if you want to confront ted feel free okay okay all right hold on we're gonna call victoria's boyfriend ted war of the roses we'll do that next all the hits kiss 95 7 courtney and kiss in the morning we're back it is war of the roses we're in glastonbury this morning victoria thinks her boyfriend ted is cheating on her basically victoria your birthday came around he gave you a card and nothing else you did find a receipt for a very expensive burkin handbag that you didn't get is that right right okay and he's acting distant and it's not like him usually he gives her lavish presence which is fantastic and he's right he's not doing that um all right i'm gonna put you on hold we're gonna call ted and feel free to jump in when you want okay hold on i don't know if this is enough evidence for me but i'm just interested in the birkin bag right savannah i know literally like if he didn't give

it to her can he give it to me i really want one same same all right let's stop talking

Jeff wants one, two, guys, Jim, let's catch her through. Hello. Hi, good morning. Is Ted there?

Is it he?

Hey, Ted, this is Bill from Flowers Express. How are you?

Okay.

Hey, I'm just letting you know, we're a new company over here in Glastonbury, and you just actually won our online weekly contest, which is a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express. Congratulations.

I won a dozen roses, you say?

Yeah, absolutely. 100% free, but here is the deal, Ted. I am not going to send you the flowers. I'm going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf. Maybe someone special in your life. Maybe a wife or a girlfriend or a mother, sister, something like that. We're just going to get the flowers out today.

Okay. Okay. That sounds pretty good.

Yeah, it's a great promotion. Like I said, Dozen Roses, absolutely free. There is also a card involved i have the card in front of me if you can think of a message to write on the card we

can get them out in the next hour um i hope i hope these make you smile all right so we're gonna put

i hope these make you smile in the card Here we go.

Yeah, that's good.

All right. And, oh, I almost forgot. Who should I address the card to? The most important question.

We're going to send it to Victoria.

All righty. Who is Victoria? Is that a wife or a girlfriend? Girlfriend. Girlfriend? Nice. Nice.

All right. I'm going to jump in. Sorry to bust in, Ted. This is Courtney. That isn't a florist. His name is Walmart Jeff. Savannah's on the line. and we're calling from kiss 95 7 you're on the radio this morning ted

oh all right what i don't understand what what is going on ted ted it's victoria

okay um well let me just jump in that's victoria ted your girlfriend you're on something called war of the roses because victoria thinks you're cheating on her go ahead victoria

yeah ted what the hell are you cheating on me no well then no why didn't why didn't you get me anything for my birthday i found the birken bag receipt did you give it to somebody else

no i just returned it because uh i just think you just i think you're just with me for for my money and and so that's why i returned the birken bag instead of giving it to you

that's the deal wait ted like you're like 65 of course i'm with you for your money you pay my rent You freaking got me new boobs last year. Like, this is our deal, okay? So, like, if you can't continue to be, like, my sugar daddy and, like, support my Instagram modeling career, like, we need to then break up. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. There is a lot going on here.

Yeah, I just got confused. Okay, so, Victoria, you're telling me that Ted is your sugar daddy. You have an arrangement. He bought you boobs, he pays you rent, and you're an Instagram model? yeah Ted did you know she thought you were the sugar daddy I mean it sounds like you're right Ted that she was using you for your money

yeah that's okay she can get another sugar daddy

okay

Ted we this was like the whole thing that's literally what we talked about that's what I don't even okay I I don't know. I don't know what you're on right now. I'm confused. I don't know either.

Wait, so, Victoria, so you guys, like, never had a conversation of, like, okay, like, this is the arrangement. Like, this is what I expect. Like, this is what he expects. Like, you just assumed he wanted to be your sugar daddy.

Well, I mean, he, like, buys me a lot of stuff, and, like, he's literally super old. So, like, why else would I be with him? Oh, wow.

Yeah, well, first of all, I'm not super old. Secondly, I'm just a really nice guy, and I'm generous, and I like to give. But as you guys can hear from her attitude, I mean.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't need this. You can just go get another sugar daddy. That'll be fine.

Yeah. Hey, I have a quick question, and I think a lot of people out there are thinking the same thing I am. Go ahead, Walmart. Victoria, you don't have to if you don't want to, but can I grab your IG handle? No, stop.

No, you can't intercept on War of the Roses. Of course. That's not how this works.

All right, we'll do that off the air then.

All right, so I don't know where we go from here. Ted, you're not cheating on her. Is that correct? There's no cheating.

No, I never cheated on her. And where we go is we just got done.

Listen, I think you guys need to just talk off the air. Or if you're done, you're done, Ted. That's fine. I'm going to cut you guys loose. We got to the bottom of it. Ted is not cheating, Victoria. And he doesn't want to be your sugar daddy anymore. That's pretty much what I'm getting from all of this. Okay? Okay. All right, guys. Thanks for being on War of the Roses.

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