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The Bartender
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

The Bartender

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

January 28, 2025 | 00:06:57 | Leisure | Explicit

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Alyssa in Enfield thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. He's been spending a lot of time at a bar and name-dropping the bartender when he's at home. She wants to know if he's cheating.
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Courtney and Kiss in the Morning's War of the Roses.

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On Kiss 95.7.

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All right, this morning we're headed to your former neck of the woods, Walmart. Jeff, we're going to, not prison, the Enfield. Ah, yes. We're going to Enfield. We're going to Enfield this morning. Alyssa's on the line. She's having a problem with her boyfriend, Joey, and we're going to find out what it is. Good morning, Alyssa. Hi, good morning. Hey, welcome to War of the Roses. The producer says your boyfriend's name is Joey. Before we can try to get some info out of him, we need to know why you think he's cheating. What's happening?

00:01:50 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, he's just been dropping this girl's name really often. Her name is Cassie, and it's just so abnormal. You know, he was recently let go of his job, and he's been spending all this time at a local bar. Okay, does Cassie work at this bar?

00:02:10 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Okay, so he lost his job. He spends time at the local bar where this girl Cassie works, and now you notice that he's just, like, dropping her name in conversation like Cassie said and when I saw Cassie.

00:02:23 - 00:02:32 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, it's like, I don't know what to think of it, but, I mean, my mind is just going crazy right now, and, I mean, I think it's possible he could be cheating.

00:02:33 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 4:

I feel like when a guy starts dropping another woman's name, for me, that's like, okay, she's on his mind. For some reason, on the mind. Like, I call my dog Jackson. I call him Walmart Jeff a lot by accident. That's because I'm always thinking of Jeff for some reason. So I feel like maybe there might be something to it, but I don't think it's horrible. I mean, I think it's probably horrible that he's spending a lot of time at the bar when he's unemployed.

00:02:59 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I want to support him. I feel so bad, you know, that he's looking for a job, but I still think, like, why? Why do I have to hear about this girl? I'm just trying to figure it out.

00:03:13 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 5:

I mean, I can get where it looks a little sketchy. I'm not going to lie to you. It definitely raises some red flags.

00:03:20 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 4:

Okay, this is so interesting. Hold on the line. We're going to call him. You'll be listening in. Let's call.

00:03:25 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

Okay, not going to lie. If my husband was unemployed and he was spending a lot of time at a bar, I would not be a happy camper. Oh, she's a newlywed, Courtney. What does that have to do with anything?

00:03:38 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, she is. I'd be like, oh, my God, go see Cassie. Give me a break. I'll give you money to go see her.

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Hello?

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Hi, is Joey there?

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Yeah, this is Joey.

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Hey, Joey, this is Phoebe from Flowers Express here at Enfield. How's it going?

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I'm doing okay. What can I help you with?

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Well, what contest?

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Yeah, so we have a weekly contest that goes up, and you've actually just won yourself a dozen free roses courtesy of Flowers Express. So congratulations.

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Free?

00:04:17 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

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you need flowers you'll use us you know it all works out wow uh okay yeah that sounds good all

00:04:39 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

right so if you're good to accept we can get this process rolling cool uh yeah yeah all right amazing um so with the flowers joey you do get a complimentary card uh do you want to do like a happy birthday thinking of you get well i love you card uh yeah just i love you i think would be good awesome a little i love you card it's got a

00:05:00 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 6:

rose on it is really pretty. And can I put a message on the card? Yeah, just say, baby, I appreciate you and everything that we're going through right now. And there's a bright

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sun on the horizon. Oh, that's, oh my God, that's so sweet. Is there a name that I can put on the card? Yeah, can you put to Alyssa? To Alyssa. Now, is that an A-L-Y-S-S-A? A-L-I-S-S-A.

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You were right the first time. Oh, okay. A-L-Y-S-S-A.

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I just like to ask.

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People get creative. I'm going to jump in. I am going to jump in. Listen, Joey, this is Courtney. The florist was Savannah. Walmart Jeff's on the line. You're on the radio. You're actually on Kiss 95.7.

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Oh. What?

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All right. I need to fill you in. Your girlfriend, Alyssa, is also on the line. You're on something called War of the Roses, where if somebody thinks their significant other is cheating, they call us. And so, Alyssa, do you want to tell Joey why he's really on the radio on War of the Roses?

00:06:07 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Joey. Hey. I don't know. I just had this crazy idea that maybe that you've been cheating on me with Cassie. What? You've just been talking about her so much, and you've been away. You're just away from home all the time. I thought maybe something was going on.

00:06:31 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 6:

No, no. No, I'm so sorry. That's not what's happening at all, actually. Cassie's a bartender, and she's teaching me how to make some drinks because she said if I can learn how to make some of these drinks, I could maybe pick up a shift or two while I'm looking for a job.

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Aww. Oh, my gosh. I don't buy it one bit. I mean, I want to support you. I'm sorry if I just jumped through, like, these conclusions, but... No, no, I... I didn't know what to think.

00:07:11 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 6:

No, I mean, I'm sorry. I probably have just been a little bit guarded because I feel... I've been pretty down and out on it, you know, and I'm sorry about that.

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Okay. Okay, well, I'm sorry, too. I feel bad now.

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All right, I believe him. Alyssa, I actually believe Joey. Joey, you're not cheating on her. It doesn't sound like you are.

00:07:33 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 6:

No, not at all. I would never.

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All right, this is what I want to do. I know you're out of a job, and like you're actively searching for a new job. Can I pay for them to go to dinner?

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Oh, never mind.

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I want to pay for them to go to dinner. We're not going to hire them. We don't have any room here either.

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That's what I thought you were going to do.

00:07:52 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 3:

I got nervous. But listen, I want to put you guys on hold, because I'd like to pay for you guys to go out to dinner because I know money's tight. You're looking for a job right now. I'd love to, like, send you guys out to dinner.

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That would be great.

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Thank you so much. Okay. All right, you guys. Yeah, well, thank you so much for being on War of the Roses. Hold on, okay? Yeah. Okay.

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