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All right, guys, it is War of the Roses time. This is where we catch cheaters and we get information. You guys were going to Bloomfield this morning because Derek thinks his boyfriend Tim is cheating on him, and we need to find out why, but it sounds like Derek might be out for a morning jog or something. Good morning, Derek.

Good morning. How are you guys? good what are you up to this morning derek i'm just getting home i was out getting a haircut but

how are you oh my goodness good all right well listen gotta look good right derek

i mean yeah especially if you think you may have cheated okay all right well let's just get to

business i love it so derek um you think your boyfriend tim is cheating on you what makes you feel like tim is cheating on you what's going on he's always very flirtatious with the guy

then at work and but here's the thing he was he told me he's like you know what he overreacted he's straight blah blah blah and i'm like okay he doesn't seem straight at all but also i think the icing on the cake was he came home like two or three days ago yeah with his bed jacket on and he was like, oh, you know, it was cold out and he was just being nice and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm up on it. Okay.

Okay. So, Derek, you're telling me that Tim works with a guy named Ben, but he's always like Ben is so cute and stuff. He's claiming Ben is straight, but he showed up, your boyfriend showed up late from work one night or something wearing Ben's coat?

Exactly.

Maybe it was cold.

No. I don't think so, because it's not that cold.

Hmm. And you just have a sinking suspicion that something's going on between Tim and Ben.

Yeah.

Hmm.

All right. Well, this is what we're going to do, Derek. Take a deep breath, because I can tell you're frazzled, but at least you got a new hairdo. We're going to call Tim. I'm kind of nervous. Sounds like Derek is frazzled, getting a haircut, running around, out of breath. What's happening?

Well, I feel like when you feel like you're being cheated on, you try to like outdo the Psy-O-Co, you know?

Yeah, yeah. Hello?

Hi, good morning. Is this Tim?

It is.

Hey, Tim, this is Christina over at Flowers Express here in Bloomfield. How's it going?

Good. How are you?

Good, good. Thank you so much for asking. I'm just giving you a quick call this morning to let you know that you are the lucky winner of our online weekly contest. Congrats. congrats thank you is this like a courtesy call or yeah so just total courtesy call it's this is not like a telemarketing thing whatsoever um you have genuinely won the contest so you win a dozen free roses we're so excited to offer those to you uh there is one catch i'll be up front uh we can't send them directly to you it is a pay it forward promotion kind of in line with this whole marketing thing um so we'll send them to somebody on your behalf and you're gonna look amazing it's gonna to be completely free and it's going to brighten somebody's day oh amazing that's awesome thank you so much of course all right so now that we know that you're down and all is well um i have a little card in front of me if you want to write a message um sure

Sure. Let's write, uh, let's do like until, until next time.

Until next time. Okay.

Uh, and then you can just put like an XO.

Ooh. Okay. XO.

I think that's probably good.

Okay, perfect. And then do you want me to just put like from Tim, love Tim?

Um, let's put, uh, we just put like your secret admirer. It's kind of silly, but it's kind of cute.

No, I like that. That's spicy. Your secret admirer. Cute. And then is there a name that I can address the card to?

Yeah, you can just put Ben.

Ben.

I knew it. Ben, secret admirer. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Yeah, but Ben's straight, right?

All right, I got to jump in real quick. Tim, that is Derek, your boyfriend. He called us. It is Courtney, Walmart Jeff. The florist is Savannah. You're on War of the Roses because Derek thinks you're cheating, Tim, with Ben.

No, I don't think anymore. I know. He just confirmed it.

You did, Tim. It's not a big thing. What do you mean it's not a big thing?

You just said the dude roses. What are you talking about?

D, it's not a big deal. I have expressed to you in the past my desire to be a little more open in this relationship. No, you haven't.

Because I asked you point blank who is he, and you asserted me numerous times that he is a straight co-worker. I'm sorry. I have a lot of sense. I thought that before. I don't send him flowers.

That's what I thought, and obviously that's not the case, but I also just want to have a—

Well, why didn't you tell me that when I asked you? If you wanted to be with your reaction, you said he was straight. You are so close off. Look how you react. No, no. You're full of s***. You just lied to me and make me look goofy on the f***ing radio. And you said that this dude was straight. And clearly he's not defending his rosers. And you're his secret admirer. A secret admirer? Really? Are we in 11th grade? As usual, I'll just let you rant. I'll just let you rant as usual, dude. Go ahead. No, you don't have to let me do anything because it's over. It's done. Y'all can hang up on him. I don't really care about anything else he has to say. It's done. And I hope you can find yourself a nice apartment because you're getting out of mine.

Okay. Okay. Well, listen, this is what I'm going to do, Derek. I get it. I'm going to offer you counseling, couples counseling. You can go with Tim if you want. You guys can talk off the air or go by yourself if it's really over, Derek.

No, I'm good. I don't need counseling. I already made my decision.

Okay. Well, I'm going to just put you on holding case and give you some numbers. And if you need to reach out to us and keep us updated, okay?

No, I'm good, but you might need to find a real estate agent because he's going to need an apartment.

Perfect. I know one. Okay. All right. Well, you've got your answers, Derek. I'm going to put you on hold just because I want to talk to you a little bit off the air. Hold on. Hold on.

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