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The Dad Bod
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

The Dad Bod

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

October 29, 2019 | 00:07:01 | Leisure | Explicit

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Camryn in Meriden thinks her boyfriend is cheating. He started working out and she can't figure out why. He's always been a couch potato. She wants to know what's up.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:37 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:46 - 00:01:53 | Speaker 7:

All the hits kiss 95 seven cordial kiss in the morning. It is almost time for war of the roses. We're going to Meriden this morning.

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Okay.

00:01:54 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 7:

And we have Cameron on the line, wants to talk about her boyfriend's strange behavior. So, Cameron, I know you want to be on War of the Roses. I do, I do. Yeah, you've got to tell me why. Your boyfriend's name is Derek. What is going on to make you think your boyfriend's cheating?

00:02:11 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 4:

Derek and I have been together for a couple years now. Okay. But he has always been kind of a couch potato.

00:02:19 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 6:

Yep.

00:02:19 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 4:

Um, you know, he's got the dad bod going on, which, um, you know, I, I don't mind, but I'm, I, I go to the gym a lot. Um, you know, I'm really focused on healthy eating and, and, you know, I try to take care of myself. I've tried to get him to go to the gym with me and he never wants to. And then, um, all of a sudden he has completely changed. He not only started going to the gym, but he joined a totally different gym. He's been eating healthier, like really focused on dieting and clean eating and all that stuff. And it's just a complete 180 from who he's been. And I'm worried that maybe he's seeing someone else. I don't understand.

00:03:09 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 7:

Right. It's the stereotypical when a guy starts working out, eating right, and buying new clothes. Usually they have a new girlfriend.

00:03:15 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 5:

Absolutely. He's definitely cheating, let me tell you. Do you think so, Walmart? No. I don't know. Maybe. I mean, you do sound pretty low energy. I'm not going to lie. For someone that goes to the gym a lot, you sound pretty low energy. But, I mean, just because a guy is working out, maybe he just doesn't want to work out with you. You know what I mean? He sees you at home. Why would he want to see you at the gym? I try to avoid my wife as much as possible.

00:03:36 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 7:

Cameron, I'm with you on this. If my fiancé, after 12 years, got off the couch and actually said I joined a gym and started working out and he ate anything green in his diet, something is going on. Yeah.

00:03:51 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

Like, why would he change? Like, he's been this way for years, and I've never really complained about it or anything, and then all of a sudden, bam, he's, like, getting fit and hot. Not that he wasn't hot before, but he's getting, like, you know, cut and all this. Like, why?

00:04:07 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 7:

I don't know, but we're going to call him. I know Walmart thinks that maybe he just needs an outlet to get away. Yeah. But I'm with you, Cameron, and I think it's strange. So we're going to call Derek. You'll be listening in. We'll offer him roses. We'll try to get a little information out of him. At any point, you can confront him, or I'll just bring you into the conversation, okay?

00:04:24 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 6:

Okay. Jeff, you're so funny. Like, she is low energy. I know. She just sounds like... Well, she's upset.

00:04:29 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's true.

00:04:30 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 6:

Maybe she's... Usually, though, a little more energy when you're into health and wellness. Yeah, jacked up on...

00:04:45 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

Hello? Hi, good morning. Is Derek there? Uh, speaking. Hey, Derek, this is Adam from Flower...

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 6:

Express, how are you this morning?

00:05:02 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 7:

I'm fine. What's this?

00:05:04 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 6:

This is Adam from Flowers Express, and I was just calling to let you know that you just actually won a dozen roses, courtesy of Flowers Express, in our weekly contest.

00:05:15 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, cool.

00:05:18 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 6:

You sound very excited for these flowers, Derek.

00:05:22 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 8:

No, I'm just a little skeptical. I guess I get a lot of telemarketer stuff. I'll tell you

00:05:28 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 6:

what Derek I'll just get right to that point we don't need anything from you we don't need a credit card we don't need any checking info emails or anything like that we just want to know that you're going to be able to send these flowers to someone on your behalf um all right that's all you need sure so here's the deal I got a dozen roses we'll get them out today to somebody um I have a card here in front of me if there's anything you want me to include in the card we

00:05:53 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 7:

can do that for you uh oh all right uh you deserve you deserve roses every day oh that's so sweet

00:06:06 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 6:

yeah is that okay yeah no that's fine whatever you want you know it's all it's totally up to you i'm just i'm just the guy in the middle you know okay all right and derek um would you like me to address the card to anyone uh yeah cameron cameron yeah she sounds like a lucky gal all right

00:06:26 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 5:

i'm jumping in derek derek are you there who is this hi this is courtney uh the florist you were talking to his actual name is walmart jeff it is kiss 95 7 and you're on the radio derek oh what I know, you're a little shocked. Well, Derek, you're on the radio because your girlfriend Cameron called us. She is listening in. Cameron, are you there? Hi, yeah. Derek, you are on a feature we call War of the Roses. If somebody thinks their significant other is cheating on them, they call us and we get the scoop. So now we need to find out what the hell is going on. Cameron, do you want to tell Derek why you think he's cheating?

00:07:06 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 9:

okay so in in all the years that we've been together i've been trying to get you to the gym you know that and i love you and all of a sudden you know you've gone from not not caring about any of that stuff to all of a sudden like really caring about your looks and you've not only joined a gym but you've joined another gym and you're you're eating like really clean and making you

00:07:33 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 8:

You thought I was cheating on you because I'm working out? Yeah, that's probably what you're saying. You're just so beautiful. And you keep getting hotter every single day. And I realized, like, one day, I was like, I'm going to lose this if I don't lose weight.

00:07:54 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 5:

Derek, Cameron thought you were cheating on her because you joined a gym, and you didn't join her gym, and you've been eating right and working out. So are you saying that you're working out because Cameron is so hot you finally realize I've got to get rid of my dad bod or I'm going to lose my girl?

00:08:09 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much exactly. Dad bod is generous.

00:08:16 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 9:

I'm hoping to work my way to a dad bod at this point. I love that you're, you know, getting healthy. I do. I mean, I think that's great. I don't want you to think that you have to do that for me.

00:08:28 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 5:

All right, here's my suggestion. and the two of you work out once a week together at the home or go for a walk together so that you don't feel so left out in his health journey, Cameron.

00:08:37 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 9:

I would love that a lot.

00:08:38 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 5:

Awesome. Well, guys, thank you so much for being on War of the Roses. I love happy endings. Thanks, guys.

00:08:45 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 9:

Thank you. Thank you.

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