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Grab your coffee because it's War of the Roses time on KISS 95. Seven War of the Roses. If you think your significant other is cheating, you call us and we get answers. Are you ready, Walmart? You have to go to Enfield this morning. I am ready. My hometown. All right. Mia thinks her boyfriend Ethan is cheating on her, and she's standing by. Good morning, Mia. Hi, how are you? We're doing good. You're in Walmart Jeff's hometown of Enfield. Welcome to the show. Thanks. I hope we can help you out today. Obviously, since you called us, you know what War of the Roses is all about, and you obviously think your boyfriend Ethan is cheating. I do. Okay. Oh, boy. Walmart, be quiet over there. She hasn't said anything. All I literally said was, oh, boy. That was it, and you're yelling at me. Jeff, the way you said it was your tone. Okay. You were being sarcastic before she even told us the story. Sorry about that, Mia. So tell me why you think Ethan is cheating on you.

Okay, so, okay, so, he's been acting, like, super shady recently.

Yep.

And I actually found a dog leash in his truck. Okay. And, like, we don't have a dog, but his ex-girlfriend is a dog. Okay. All right. So I just feel like he's possibly cheating with her. Okay.

So you know that his ex-girlfriend has a dog, obviously, and you found this dog leash.

Yeah. Hmm. You guys didn't know any of that weird, like, kinky sex stuff where, like, leashes and whips and chains are used?

We do not. Why are we? Oh, because you think he was bringing that home? No. Well, yeah, I didn't know if that was, like, something he was into. No. Valid question. Are you sure it was a dog leash? Yeah. Yeah, it is. All right. And you don't have a dog, and he doesn't have a dog. All right. No. No, we don't. Okay. Well, listen, Mia, I'm going to call him because I just think it's weird. And the fact that his girlfriend, his ex-girlfriend, has a dog, hmm. All right. This is what we're going to do. We're going to call Ethan. We're going to offer him a dozen roses and see if we can get some information out of him. You're going to be listening in the whole time. If you want to jump in and confront him at any point, you can, okay? Okay. All right. It's weird. Who else? Why would you be driving around and there's like a random dog leash in your car?

Well, what if he sees a dog on the side of the road?

Okay, Jack. What's to help it? I've never had a random dog leash without a dog.

Hello? Hi, good morning. is ethan there yes ethan hey ethan this is rick from flowers express and enfield how are you today i'm good hey i was just calling to let you know and give you a heads up that you actually won our online contest and this week it's great you are actually picking up a dozen roses courtesy of

flowers express wow really i mean is there any catcher no like that no there's no catch uh we

We pulled your name from our online database, and you are this week's winner. Wow. Ding, ding, ding. Congratulations, Ethan.

That's amazing. Wow, okay.

Yeah, this is a great deal. It's worth $49.99. It's absolutely free to you, and we'll get the flowers out today. But we're going to send them to someone on your behalf. We're not going to send you the flowers.

Okay, yeah, yeah. That sounds like a good plan.

That is the only catch. So here's the deal. Ethan, sounds like you're in a rush, so I'll get through this. Basically, we have a card. I can write a message on the card, and if you have something in mind, I'd love to write it down for you.

Oh, all right.

What would you like the message to say?

Yeah, okay, I was thinking something good. Okay, put, I got it. Put to Jenna and Baxter, see you for Friday. Like, put F-U-R-I-D-A-Y.

Oh, for the love of God, really?

Yeah, it'd be funny.

Like fur, like furren, like fur friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a furry, yeah. Wait, Ethan, are you kidding me?

Hey, Ethan, I got to jump in. It's Courtney and Kiss in the Morning, Kiss 95.7. Yeah, obviously you're familiar with War of the Roses. You are on the air.

that you go for mia go ahead mia i can't believe i fell for that and what is happening what the

hell like i look you're you're cheating on me no i'm not cheating on you no you're you're seeing jenna i'm not cheating on you i just like like well i like spending time with the dog okay i just i don't know how to tell you this it's just awkward you like spending time with the dog Yeah, I miss the dog. And it's, you know, I don't want to make you insecure.

You sent the roses to Jenna and a dog. You could have sent them to your girlfriend, Mia. No.

They were going to the dog. I mean, you know, she has to give them to the dog,

but the dog can't accept the roses. You don't give roses to a dog. I'm sorry. You do?

You know I love the dog. Come on. I miss him.

Then get a freaking dog of your own. Get a dog of your own. Ethan.

What? What did I do? I didn't do anything. You don't see what you're doing. I just miss my dog. I don't want another dog. It's not your dog. It's her dog. But it was pretty much my dog. I mean, I used to take care of it. I used to take care of it all the time and walk it and stuff. We have a bond. We have a special bond. I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.

It's not your dog. I actually think, Ethan, you are a stand-up guy to actually not be in that relationship anymore but still want to be part of the dog's life.

Thank you, thank you.

There should be more men like you that stand up to the plate.

Stop. No.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Don't even buy into that. I think you're a jerk, Ethan, and you just sent roses to an ex-girlfriend and her dog.

I sent the roses to the dog. You did not. She has to accept them. She has to give the roses to the dog.

No, you sent them to Jenna. What is a dog going to do with roses?

She's a delivery person. She's just an intermediary.

You sent them to jail?

No, that's why I said for a ride. It's a, you know, it's an inside joke with the dog.

No, you're, you're acting like a jerk. This is not okay. Yeah, okay.

I'm like a jerk. I'm acting like a jerk. You have me on the radio.

Yeah, you are. All right. Do me a favor. Can you just hang up on Ethan? I'm hanging up on him. I'm going to try my best. Mia, hold on, Mia. What did I do? Mia, what did you do? Mia? Ethan is not, listen, he's not smart enough to date you. I think that, I can't believe what an idiot he is. I want you to hold on, Mia, because we offer couples counseling. If you want to go for it, go for it. But this guy sounds, I'm sorry, I know you dated him. He is an idiot. Cut your losses. I agree with you. Okay. Hold on. Hold on, Mia. Okay.

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