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All the hits. Kiss 95.7. Courtney and Kiss in the morning. It's time for War of the Roses. Are you ready for War of the Roses, Walmart job?

I'm always ready for War of the Roses.

All right, well, War of the Roses, if you think your significant other is acting shady and possibly cheating, you call us and we get answers. Lauren is standing by in Meriden having a problem with her husband. Good morning, Lauren. Good morning. Welcome to the show. I hope we can help you out. I know you're you said your husband's name is Eli. You got to tell me what's going on. Why do you think Eli's

cheating, Lauren? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. He recently went on this fishing trip with some of his buddies and these guys are single and they're pretty wild and they always like they're the kind of guys who will like you know pick up anything they see and so I always know I'm he's going to be you know having some sort of crazy time with them okay he said he was going on a fishing trip okay and I just I don't know I just don't know if I believe him because the whole time he was there He didn't text me. He didn't call me. And I tried to call him multiple times. He never picked up. Multiple times I went to voicemail. What? Yeah. And then he sent me, like, one text, like, the very first day. And it was kind of didn't have, like, any emojis. It didn't have any exclamation points, nothing. It just was, like, a very simple got here. That's it.

All right. Lauren, I'm sorry, but you're married. He didn't check in with you? I mean, just one text. What do you mean, wait a minute? Wait a minute. What? Do you guys, you guys don't have kids, do you? I don't see you guys have kids. What does kids do? Don't even answer that. What is it?

He is a grown man. There is no need to check in with her. They're married. So.

I don't know. Lauren, I'm with you. I think that's weird that he just texted you. And let me tell you another thing. All right.

Got a guy won't cheat in front of his friends. What? Because then there's too many cooks in the kitchen. Then too many people know about it, you know, and a lot of times, you know, a friend will slip up or a friend of a friend will find out from one of the friends that was actually there.

So guys are more private when they cheat. Lauren, I don't know. You said his two buddies are single and they're like pigs. Yes. Yeah. They're awful. Lauren, um, this is what we're going to do. We're going to call Eli cause I'm with you and I feel like you're married for him to go MIA like that for the entire weekend, send you one text and that's it. Something's going on. So I'm going to call uh we'll call eli you'll be listening in we'll offer him flowers we'll see if we can get some information at any point if you want to jump in and confront your husband or talk to him you can or i can bring you in whatever is going to make you more comfortable okay lauren okay thanks

can we have a new rule during war of the roses you can't tell me to be quiet or like okay don't

ask for my opinion okay all right point well taken because you always yell at me i don't ask for your opinion you just give it oh here's the rule don't give it unless i ask

hello hello good morning is eli there uh yeah speaking hey eli what's happening this is brian from flowers express how are you how are you this morning hi i'm doing okay hey i hope i didn't catch you at a yeah i'm from flowers express right here in meriden we're a new flower shop And I was just going to let you know that you actually picked up a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express free of charge. Congratulations. What? Oh, my God. Yeah, we're a new business here in town. We got your name off our mailing list. And, yeah, you are this week's winner. It's an awesome promotion.

It's just one of those things where you put your business card in a little thing and then. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Yep.

Yep.

Oh, my God. I thought that I've never won one of those before.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. You know what? I would throw your business card when you go to, like, the sub shop or something like that. I mean, this is an awesome deal valued at $49.99. And we're not going to hook you up, Eli. We're actually going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf. How does that sound?

Oh, my God. That sounds amazing. Thank you so much. Actually, that's perfect timing because, oh, my God.

Oh, you got, like, some sort of special occasion coming up or something like that?

Well, sort of, I guess.

What's going on? What's going on? Are you married? Are you married? Yeah. I'm married and I have two kids.

Nice. Amazing. Okay, so I just went on this fishing trip.

Okay.

With a couple of my friends. Nice. A couple of guy friends and my wife. I love my wife. My wife, she is a little bit nervous about these guys.

Yeah.

And these guys, you know, they're fun. You know, you have those friends that are fun, but, like, they're kind of dogs sometimes. Yeah, let's wrap.

But, like, she gets nervous when I go on these fishing trips because, like, I, you know, they're them. And, like, we would go out to a cabin. We don't have any cell service. And so she, I'll come back, and she'll be, like, a little bit, like, you know, nervous. Like, I didn't. But I would never, ever. I would never. I would never. You know? I love my wife.

Let me ask you a question from one married man to another. You dropping your line in some new waters, if you know what I mean?

Oh, come on, man. No, no, I would never. I really like I can't even like like I think I caught like like a one lifetime thing. She's amazing. I don't know.

I don't know what is what's the old ball and chain's name?

Lauren, Lauren.

I'll address the card. I'll do some sort of little. All right.

I'm jumping in. Sorry, I got to jump in. Eli, it is Courtney. The florist is actually Walmart, Jeff. There's no free flowers. You are on War of the Roses. You are on Kiss 95.7 on the radio, Eli.

Excuse me?

You're on the radio. Where's Lauren? In fact, your wife Lauren is standing by. I'm going to bring her on. Lauren, do you want to explain to Eli why he's on War of the Roses on Kiss 95.7? Yeah. There she is. Go ahead, Lauren. You tell him.

Hi, babe. Hi, babe. I'm so sorry. I don't know. I feel awful. I don't know. I thought you were cheating on me.

I told you. I told you. I'm just on fishing.

Yeah, I feel awful. I'm so sorry.

Oh, babe.

You know, I heard something, Eli, when you were talking to the fake florist, Walmart Jeff. You said you didn't have cell service at the cabin. Is that true? You didn't have cell service? Is that because Lauren's big thing is you weren't answering her phone calls or anything when she was calling you.

yes lauren it's true we had no sole service at the cabin so do you believe him lauren

yeah i do i just yeah i feel awful i'm so sorry for not believing you

i believe him the way you were gushing about her eli oh my gosh

you heard all that here's the deal yeah sure all the listeners heard all that See, Lauren, now everybody knows, okay?

Yes. Everybody does know Eli. Everybody. Here's the deal. We do offer couples counseling. If for some reason you want to work on, you know, your trust issues, Lauren, or anything like that, we're going to pick up the tab for any type of couples or marriage counseling you want, okay? I'm going to put you guys on hold. Hold on.

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