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The Lap Dance
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

The Lap Dance

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

April 9, 2019 | 00:06:58 | Leisure | Explicit

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Lauren in Newington thinks her boyfriend is cheating. He came home late one night and went straight to the shower.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:28 | Speaker 2:

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00:00:28 - 00:00:59 | Speaker 3:

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00:00:59 - 00:01:35 | Speaker 4:

data speeds reduced after 20 gigs all the hits kiss 95 7 it's courtney and kiss of the morning guys are you ready for war of the roses yeah oh yeah are you ready i don't know if we've been to newington in a while but lauren in newington is standing by i think she's got a problem with her boyfriend and we're gonna get to the bottom of it so good morning lauren good morning well welcome to the show welcome to war of the roses i know you're familiar with it so before we can get to the bottom of what's going on and find out if your boyfriend ed is cheating i need to know first of all why you think he's not being faithful like what's the reasoning well basically the other day

00:01:35 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 1:

he came home really late like he went out after you know with his friends or whatever but he didn't say he was like it seemed like it was going to be like a dinner he'll be home soon but he came home like at one o'clock in the morning and then as soon as he came home he went in and took a shower and i could smell that he had like i could smell another girl's perfume on him i know perfume that was not my perfume and why was he like going and taking a shower right away at one o'clock usually he's like a morning shower kind of guy and so i kind of asked him like where he was i he was just kind of sketchy about it and that was it so i don't know i just i just don't

00:02:15 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 6:

feel easy about it is this what it's come to jeff stop what are you smelling i could smell yes i can smell him cheating on me stop there's a lot of things in there i mean first of all he said

00:02:26 - 00:02:35 | Speaker 5:

he's gonna come home after dinner he comes home late takes a shower after you know which he doesn't normally do he smells like another woman i mean that right there that's a trifecta for me

00:02:35 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 4:

you know what lauren i mean i guess you know any girl could have hugged him at the bar and had perfume on but my problem is the showering any guy that goes out with his buddies drinking beer bar hopping they don't come home and shower they come home and crash exactly no you're right absolutely am i like when you go out with your friends yeah would you go home and shower right away never never i've never done that all right so lauren we're gonna call ed we're gonna get you know offer him roses and hopefully he'll write something in a card that'll give us a clue to what's going on you're going to be listening in and you'll be able to um confront ed at any point okay okay thank you hold on Lauren you're going to be listening in feel free to jump in whatever

00:03:14 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 6:

you want okay thank you all right hold on keep it straight woman who's the florist I am oh boy

00:03:22 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 4:

here we go have I ever disappointed you before every moment of every day why would you even ask that question dumb all right just be nice don't don't jerk around okay here we go

00:03:38 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 6:

hello hey good morning is uh ed there please uh yeah this is him hey ed this is jeremy from flowers express how are you tomorrow uh this morning i'm doing okay all right well you're gonna be doing better because i'm just calling to let you know that you won our weekly contest which is an amazing floral package. It's a dozen roses, absolutely free in a vase. We'll attach a long card, and you can send them to anyone.

00:04:15 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 1:

I didn't enter any contest.

00:04:17 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 6:

It's just a number. We grabbed your phone number out of the listing, and your number came up, and you are today's lucky winner.

00:04:27 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so I get flowers?

00:04:30 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 6:

Do you want them or not?

00:04:34 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 1:

I mean, who can say no to free, I guess? Exactly.

00:04:38 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 6:

All right, so here's the deal. We got them. We'll get them out in just a few minutes. I have a card. We can write a special message in the card if you'd like. Sure. All right, what would you like to write?

00:04:50 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 1:

I hope these make your day.

00:04:54 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

All right, I hope these make your day.

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 5:

right? And who's there are we going to be making? Who are you sending the flower receipts today?

00:05:04 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 6:

My girlfriend Lauren.

00:05:05 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 5:

I'm sorry, what was that in here? The phone cut out.

00:05:08 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 6:

My girlfriend Lauren?

00:05:10 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 5:

Oh, Lauren? Yeah. We can get those out to Lauren.

00:05:13 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 4:

All right, I'm jumping in. Excuse me, Ed? Hello? Ed? Yeah? Yes, this is Courtney. The florist is Walmart Jeff. Gavin's also on the line. We're calling from KISS 95.7. You're on the radio. It is War of the Roses and your girlfriend Lauren had us call you and in fact Ed she's standing by Lauren you want to tell Ed why he's on the radio

00:05:34 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 7:

yeah if you're sending the flowers to me and you don't have some cheap perfume chick on the side then why did you come home so late the other night and then get home take a shower be like Oh, nothing's going on. Are you cheating on me or not?

00:05:55 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 6:

Cheating on you?

00:05:58 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 7:

You did something that you know you shouldn't have done.

00:06:03 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 6:

What did you add? After the guys' night, we went out to a strip club. I didn't tell you because I didn't think it was a big deal.

00:06:10 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 4:

But then why would you smell like perfume and take a shower? Why?

00:06:14 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. It's a third degree here. my friend chuck just went through a breakup so he's the one who suggested let's all go no one else wanted to go i didn't want to leave him hanging so i said fine let's go at one point he was having such a good time he's like here man two girls came over he gave he said here take my buddy and give him a lap dance and so he bought me a lap dance oh nice wow wait a minute

00:06:39 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 7:

well that obviously we're so close to you and so on you and grinding on you so much that their perfume got on you a lap dance is considered cheating a woman's cheap body all over you that isn't mine oh my god is considered cheating i'm not cheating the fear yeah i agree

00:06:57 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 4:

with that no no no no lauren lauren lauren no ed if you smelled like perfume and had to shower then this girl was on top of you naked i'm with you lauren hell no no you obviously was a big

00:07:10 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 7:

You felt dirty and weren't dirty after doing that, but you had to come home and take a shower.

00:07:15 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 4:

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Before we let you guys go, can you agree? I feel for you, Lauren. If my man went to a strip club, I wouldn't like it, but that's sometimes what guys do for whatever reason. Like Ed said, his buddy's going through a breakup. I agree with you on no lap dances. That's where I draw the line. Ed, can you at least agree to tell Lauren?

00:07:34 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I didn't know she would blow up like this, think I'm cheating because of a lap dance. I can go to strip club and not get a lap dance

00:07:41 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 4:

that's fine. Okay, Lauren, are you okay

00:07:43 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 7:

with that? We'll talk more, but yes, no lap dances is a good start

00:07:49 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 4:

Alright, well hopefully you guys can work through this. Lauren, thanks for calling us and good luck guys

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00:08:28 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 2:

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