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The Pregnancy Test
Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

The Pregnancy Test

from Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses

October 18, 2022 | 00:07:51 | Leisure | Explicit

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Lauren from Enfield thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. She found a pregnancy test in her boyfriend's apartment. She wants to know what's going on.
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new aftermarket all the heads kiss 95 7 courtney and kiss in the morning almost time for war of the roses what is that well if you think you're significant others acting strange and they could be cheating call us and we get the answers this morning lauren is having a problem with her boyfriend josh she's standing by oh she's an enfield walmart jeff did you ever date any laurens in enfield uh yes one oh no yeah oh i wonder if it's her i don't know i don't know all right well if you're ready savannah are you ready to help out lauren yeah let's do it especially if she dated walmart jeff i can't wait to help her out all right uh lauren are you there Yes, hi. Lauren, did you ever date Walmart, Jeff, just out of curiosity?

00:02:00 - 00:02:05 | Speaker 4:

I don't think so. Like, Jeff is a pretty common name, but I think I'd know if it was you because I really love the show.

00:02:05 - 00:02:08 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, you would definitely remember if you know what I mean.

00:02:11 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 6:

All right, because, you know, he's from Enfield. I got a little nervous, and he told me he did date a Lauren once, but hopefully it wasn't you. But, Lauren, yeah, War of the Roses, we're going to help you out. Apparently, you're having a problem with your boyfriend, Josh. Tell us about it.

00:02:24 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 4:

I am. I, I think he's cheating on me. Like, I hope not. But like, so here's the thing. He's like, refused to move in with me until after we're married. And like, I get it. It's like super old fashioned. So I guess I don't get it. I think it's weird. And so yeah, so he won't move in until we're married. And last week, I was at his apartment. And I found a negative pregnancy test in the trash can okay okay yeah and like and it's not yours about it okay um and he tried to like blame it on his roommate's girlfriend and i don't know i just i got a bad feeling about it

00:03:08 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

i'm suspicious i just don't believe him i guess so we've gotten to this point where now women are going through bags of trash to catch their man she is ridiculous how do you know she was going

00:03:21 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 6:

through his trash it was probably sitting right there in the in the trash can in the bathroom

00:03:24 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 4:

where was it lauren it was sitting right there in the trash can in the bathroom all right okay

00:03:30 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

see exactly like i said walmart job good point so basically lauren josh told you that it was his roommates girlfriends but you have you just have like a women's intuition you're feeling that he's lying he's covering something up and it might be somebody that he's hooking up with yeah because

00:03:46 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 4:

like i don't know it's 2022 who doesn't want to move in with like their person before they're

00:03:52 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 6:

married all right well this is what we're gonna do we're gonna call him up and we're gonna offer him a dozen roses we'll see if we can get some information out of them i think it's a little strange just to have like even if it's his roommate's girlfriend why would she just leave a random pregnancy test like i don't uh we'll call him you're going to be listening in at any point if you would like to confront your boyfriend josh you can okay lauren okay okay hold on oh my goodness i i didn't have enough scares when i was younger savannah savannah mom listens to the show that's right

00:04:29 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

hello hi good morning is josh there this is he hi this is daryl from flowers express hey i was just calling to shoot you a call to let you know you actually picked up a dozen roses courtesy of flowers express in our online weekly contest congratulations you're the winner oh really yeah i can tell you are just dumbfounded with excitement and here is the

00:05:00 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 6:

deal it's a beautiful dozen roses uh we're not going to send you the flowers but we're going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf sort of like a pay it forward promotion okay so uh yeah congratulations um basically yeah you're welcome i have a dozen roses here um i know i'm catching you off guard but is there uh maybe a message we can write in the card that we'll send along with

00:05:25 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 8:

the flowers yeah um how about um uh you light up my life how about that oh well you want me to put

00:05:37 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 6:

like maybe like a little light bulb emoji or something like that in the card i mean if you guys can do that sure you bet your ass i can do that um josh uh let me ask you a question And who should I address the card to?

00:05:52 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 8:

Lauren.

00:05:54 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

That's beautiful. Is she a girlfriend, a wife?

00:05:59 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 8:

Girlfriend.

00:06:00 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 6:

We can send these flowers to anyone, if you know what I mean. Cool. You want to stick with the old girlfriend, the old ball and chain?

00:06:12 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 8:

I don't see it like that, but yeah. Yeah, Lauren.

00:06:17 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 4:

All right, we can get these out to Lauren for you. All right, I'm jumping in right now. I've got to stop. This is getting painful, Walmart, Jeff. I'm sorry. Josh, it is Courtney. The florist is Walmart, Jeff. Savannah's on the line. We're actually calling from KISS 95.7. I have to let you know you're on the radio this morning, Josh.

00:06:33 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 8:

So I'm not getting flowers?

00:06:37 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 4:

You know what? Let's just chat a little bit, and then I'll decide whether I should send you some flowers or not. But, Josh, it's actually called War of the Roses. So, and I'll tell you the reason you're on the radio. You're on the radio because your girlfriend, Lauren, thinks you're cheating. She's also on the line. Lauren, I'm going to pull you in because I think you need to tell Josh what's going on.

00:06:58 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 7:

Um, what? I, um, I just, hi, you know, hi, uh, hi, uh, that pregnancy test in your bathroom, like, I just, I'm so like, I'm so sorry. I just didn't believe you, and now I just feel ridiculous because you did send flowers to me, and I just don't even know what to say.

00:07:25 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 4:

All right. Can I just bring it?

00:07:27 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 7:

Go ahead.

00:07:27 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 8:

Lauren, I don't even know what that is. I told you that was my roommate's girlfriend. I mean, that's like Stacy. It might even be a COVID test, for God's sake. And you're trying to trap me in some kind of cheating thing on the radio?

00:07:42 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 7:

Uh, yes, that's exactly what was happening. And, like, I'm so sorry. I, I'm, yeah, I'm sorry.

00:07:49 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I just need to, like, bring back something really quick. Josh, did you just confuse a pregnancy test with a COVID test?

00:07:57 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 8:

They both have lines, okay? They have lines. Yeah. I am not a woman. I've never taken a pregnancy test. Ask the dude. Do we know what they look like? There's a line. I don't know.

00:08:07 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 4:

You know what, Josh? So you're saying no, absolutely not. I mean, whether it's a COVID or pregnancy test, you've got nothing to do with it.

00:08:14 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 8:

I have no idea. No idea why it's in my trash can.

00:08:19 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

And you're not cheating on Lauren?

00:08:22 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 8:

I am not cheating on Lauren, no. If I was cheating, why would there be a pregnancy test?

00:08:31 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 4:

Why? Because your girlfriend, the girl you're cheating with could have been pregnant.

00:08:34 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I can explain that one to you off the air.

00:08:36 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. You know what? I feel like I feel like we need to put Josh on hold and explain a few things to him. Honestly, I don't think Josh, I don't think you're cheating. I'm going to send you flowers anyway and you can give them to Lauren. OK.

00:08:50 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 8:

Oh, I mean, OK. All right. Fine. I'm going to put you guys on hold.

00:08:54 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 4:

We're going to talk off the air. I don't believe Josh is cheating. But Lauren, that's for you to figure out. And we'll get some flowers out to you guys. And then Jeff will explain to you the difference between like a pregnancy and COVID. Hold on, okay?

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