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All the hits. Kiss 95, 7, Courtney, and Kiss in the Morning. Ooh, it's almost time for War of the Roses, Walmart Jeff. I'm excited. War of the Roses. If you think your significant other is cheating, call us and we try to get some answers. You seem depressed this morning, Walmart Jeff.

Nope, I'm ready to help, Courtney. That's what I'm here for.

All right. we're going to avon this morning brooke is standing by she's got a problem with her husband good morning brooke hey good morning hey welcome to the show welcome to war of the roses obviously you know all about war of the roses so before we can do anything yeah you gotta tell me about what's going on like why do you think he's cheating okay um so my husband charles uh

we've been together for like uh 10 years um anyways we went to a town meeting recently and he was flirting with this woman we know uh her name's amy um known for a while um she's kind of weird i don't know um but he was like flirting with her and uh ever since that night he's been acting really weird with me like one yeah like once he didn't even come home from work uh like until 10 and he didn't give like any excuse he was just like he just walked in and didn't didn't give any excuse uh which was super weird of him um uh that's a little weird that your

husband is out till 10 o'clock at night with no explanation i'm sorry no explanation right that's

what i'm saying right it was so strange and he's a trainer at a gym uh the gym isn't open that late So, like, he couldn't, you know, even if he tried, there's no excuse.

I have some buddies that after work will sit around the parking lot with their other coworkers. At work? Yeah, and kick back a couple beers, like, on a Friday night.

All right.

You've never had beers after work here?

No.

In the parking garage?

It's 10 a.m. when we're done with work. We do it every Friday. Okay, well, I was never invited. Well, you're invited next time we do it. All right, listen, Brooke, I mean, I guess that could be it, But then why would he not tell you? I was just hanging out, you know, with the guys having a beer. It's none of her business. Right?

Right, like, he just, like, acted like nothing was weird and nothing was strange. And I was like, am I going crazy?

Like, explain where you are. Right, when you add in the fact that you saw him flirting with this woman you guys know around town, when you add that in, so then all of a sudden he's MIA. Ah, all right. It's a little fishy. Yeah. And I didn't want to be like a nag and be like, oh, let me ask where you are. Where were you? You know what I mean? Yeah, no, you'll just call Courtney and Kiss of the Morning, and we'll take care of it for you. That's how it's done. Yes. Yes, thank you. All right, well, we're going to call him then. This is what we're going to do. We're going to call Charles. We'll offer him roses. We'll talk to him. You'll be listening in. Feel free to jump in whenever you want. We'll try to get some information, okay? All right.

Oh, hang tight.

We're going to call Brooke's husband, Charles, wore the roses next. all the hits kiss 95 7 Courtney and kiss in the morning it's War of the Roses we're in Avon Brooke thinks her husband Charles might be cheating on her we're about to call Charles but basically Brooke there's a woman you guys know from around town her name's Amy at a town meeting recently he was flirting with her you just knew it or felt it but that's not it then he went missing one day after work and didn't come home till later he's just acting strange ever since then

yes hey Brooke quick question

what? because I'm more

about your questions uh does charles like to be called charlie i don't want to piss him off okay

he hates it okay so charles okay all right brooke hold on we're gonna call charles you'll be listening in hold on you're doing an accent again no you're so like straight and narrow straight and narrow okay you are being very good today well behaved kind non-judgmental let's keep it that way

hello hey good morning is charlie there this is hey charlie what's happening this is rick over at flowers express how are you this morning uh i'm doing all right hey what's going on uh not a lot going on here hey i was just calling to actually shoot you a call to let you know that you actually picked up a dozen roses courtesy of flowers express in our online weekly contest congratulations oh wow yeah these roses are 100 free but here's the deal uh we are not going to send them to you chuck we are going to send them to someone on your behalf maybe to brighten their day kind of like a uh look at it as like a pay it forward promotion well this is awesome that's a nice surprise this morning i know so basically you're going to be the hero sending somebody maybe uh a wife or a girlfriend or a loved one flowers and it's absolutely free and they'll never know fantastic all right charles so it sounds like you're down with the promotion so i have a card here that we can throw along with the flowers if you could think of something to write in the

card uh let's let's do uh let's do something simple like uh i can't wait all right i can't

wait all right um actually uh charles who should i address the card too oh you can make that out

to Amy. Amy.

A-M-Y. A-M-Y. She sounds like a lucky girl. What's going on with Amy? What can't you wait for?

Can't wait to see her again. Are you kidding me?

Are you freaking kidding me? Amy?

What is this?

What? Charles? For real? Is this a setup? For real? I was suspecting, but I cannot believe this. Amy? Are you serious?

Did you set me up here?

Charles, let me just jump in since you think it's a setup. It's Courtney and Kiss in the Morning. That's Walmart Jeff, the florist. And that's your wife, Brooke. I'm worried that you're cheating on her. I'm sorry.

I couldn't be silent anymore.

Why would you think that you could do this to me?

What? How could you do this to me? You're sending flowers to freaking gross scabies.

You need to calm down.

Oh, I need to calm down. You're cheating on me, Charles. What the f***?

I cannot believe it. Honestly, you can't hear yourself right now. You're acting like a total d***.

What? I can't believe it. Oh, hell no. Oh, no. You're going to have to pack your stuff up and go.

Yeah, okay. Whatever you say. You know what? I was about done with it anyway.

Oh, you were about done with it? Oh. Oh, were you?

Maybe if you came to the gym with me once in a while, I wouldn't have to be sleeping around with your friends.

Oh, boy. Are you? What? What? Like, oh, no, no.

This is ****.

No, you're ****. I have a thyroid disorder.

I can't believe you would do this.

Oh, my God.

It doesn't stop you from working out. I have a thyroid disorder. Yeah, keep saying it every time.

Oh, don't even start on the thyroid because I have a thyroid problem, Charles. Stay back.

Whatever. Do I at least get the roses?

No. Brooke, I'll give you the roses, okay? And I know you want to deal with Charles later off the year, okay? I don't want you to talk. You know, I just got to get rid of you, Charles, so I don't want you talking to her like that anymore. We're done.

We're done with you. Don't even worry about it. I'll move back with him with my mom. I don't care.

I'll be back. He's going to move in with his mommy, Brooke, okay? Yeah, yeah. I'm sure she'd like that. All right. Mama's boy. Oh, my God, Brooke. I'm so sorry. Listen, we're going to give you, I'm going to talk to you off the air because we provide couples counseling, marriage counseling, and we pick up the tab if you want it, okay? Brooke, it's going to be okay. Hold on. Hold on.

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