Muse

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest here, and I have discovered a fun new escape from the daily grind, Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has hundreds of social casino-style games, and it's all free to play anytime, anywhere with daily bonuses. So get to ChumbaCasino.com. No purchase necessary. BGW group. Void work prohibited by law. See terms and conditions. 21+.

These days, it's getting harder and harder to trust what you're seeing. Who made it? Is it real? But with iHeart, everything you hear is guaranteed human. That's why 78% of listeners trust their favorite radio host's product recommendations. And if you own or manage a business here or need to drive sales, that trust goes a long way in creating your future customers. Make iHeart Media a part of your 2026 plan today. Visit iHeartAdvertising.com. Again, that's iHeartAdvertising.com.

With the new MyLows Pro Rewards American Express card, earn three points per dollar spent on Lows qualifying purchases for the first six months after card account opening. Plus, save 5% every day on eligible purchases at Lowe's and earn points on eligible purchases everywhere else Amex is accepted. Card members get more at Lowe's. Subject to credit approval, 5% can't be combined with any other offer. Exclusions and restrictions apply. Points subject to loyalty terms at lowes.com slash terms and credit reward terms at synchrony.com slash mlpra-terms. Visit lowes.com slash business credit.

All the hits, Kiss 95, 7 Courtney, and Kiss of the Morning. All right, it is time, time, time, time for a little War of the Roses, guys, and we're going to Rocky Hill this morning. Nice. Okay. We have Teresa on the line having a problem with her husband, and we're going to find out what it is. Good morning, Teresa. Good morning. How are you? We're doing okay. I hope we can get you some answers this morning. I know, obviously, since you want to be on War of the Roses, that you think that your husband, Brian, may have a girlfriend or whatever.

Yeah, something's going on. And I know I'm trying to listen to my instincts, but I need some help because all of my friends think I'm crazy. Okay.

Well, first of all, I don't think you're crazy. I feel like women's intuition is usually right on. So tell me what. Thank you.

I'll let you know if you're crazy. I'll be the deciding factor here.

And before we call your husband or even decide to call him, I have to know why you think something's going on.

Because all of a sudden he's leaving to go to the gym. First of all, this man hates gyms. And nothing has changed. He says he's going to work out, but his body looks the same. I saw him get out of the shower and I'm thinking, And he's not losing weight. He's gaining weight. So I don't know what's going on with him. And I just feel like he's quaffing himself, which he actually used that word. And what man uses the word quaffing? Gavin. And all of a sudden I'm thinking something's not right here. There is something. That unibrow is all of a sudden not a thing. And I just, I don't know. I just feel like he's lying to me.

All right, so he's not into working out, but claims when he goes MIA that he's at a gym?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's like, honey, I'm working on getting better, better shape. This is the time all my friends are doing it. This is what COVID taught us, that we've got to have good health. And I'm thinking, really? Because I saw you sneak a donut.

I mean, I don't mean to laugh. I don't mean to laugh. And so he's not looking like he's losing weight. Does he have gym clothes and a gym bag, or is he just, I don't. Oh, yeah. Okay.

No, he's got, and let me tell you, because I do all the laundry for him, the kids, everybody. Yep. They look like they're brand new. Like he's not worn them.

Oh, yeah.

No. It just, it keeps, I'm so suspicious, and I've said to my girlfriends, and they're thinking, you have too much time on your hands. You're overthinking this. He's not doing anything wrong, because, of course, everyone says, no. my gosh, Brian is the best. Everybody is so jealous of your relationship, but something's been going on and I do have a lot of time on my hands and I see a little bit more. Maybe I didn't

before. Okay. Cause I feel like women's intuition is on. If it's your intuition, you're getting a gut feeling that it's something more than going to the gym and working out. Then I feel like we need to call him and see if we can get some answers. Yes. Thank you. All right. If you're ready we're ready i think we need to do this we're gonna call brian we're gonna offer him roses we'll try to get some answers you're gonna be listening in and we're gonna patch you through when it rings so that at any point if you want to confront him you can or i'll pull you in whatever you're more

comfortable with okay i hope he sends these roses to me or our lovely mother-in-law don't get me

started on that one you know when we should be lifting this man up we're not gonna bring him Is he trying to better himself? Is he trying, though? Like, she's calling him fat. Like, what's the deal? If I was calling a woman fat, like, people would be yelling at me. He didn't say fat. She said it doesn't look like he's losing weight.

Eating donuts, yeah. But that's not... You know what? Stay out of it.

I'm going to lose a baby when you go to the gym.

Gavin, you're the guy.

Hello? Hi, good morning. Is Brian there, please?

yes this is brian hey brian ah hi brian my name is phil i'm calling from phil's flowers here in rocky hill we're a new flower shop in the area and i just came across your number and i have an amazing promotion i'd like to offer you are you interested in this um i probably not right now i'm not looking for flowers well no these actually flowers are going to be 100 free and to give to someone special in your life. These are a dozen red roses, long stem, beautifully done. I actually handpick them myself. So I like to get these out to someone special in your life if that's something you'd want to do.

All right. Okay. All right. Yeah, sure. I'll take some roses.

Fantastic, Brian. I mean, this is going to be your lucky day today and someone else's lucky day as well. So, Brian, let's get started here with the card. I have maybe one or two little sentences we can write in here. Anything you want to write?

Oh, I love our after work rendezvous. I love our after work rendezvous, yeah.

Okay, a little after work rendezvous. Very nice. All right. And then, Brian, now who is going to be the lucky one getting these flowers today?

This would be Michelle.

Oh, Michelle. Oh, my God. You've got to be kidding me. Surprise. Guess who's on the phone, hon? I cannot believe you. All right. I cannot believe you.

Brian, it's Courtney and Kiss of the Morning. You're on the radio. It's Kiss 95.7. That's your wife, Teresa. Go ahead, Teresa. Oh, you are so busted. Who is Michelle?

Is that that little chippy? What is going on here? Hang on. Honey, what is this? What is going on?

I have said that something's been going on, and you have been denying this. And all of a sudden, oh, I'm going to the gym, and you look so much fatter, by the way. And all of a sudden, there's some chippy named Michelle. Is that the secretary that Paul hired?

I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this over the phone. We can talk later about it. Oh, you're not doing this on the phone?

Oh, you're not doing this on the phone? Because maybe your friends will hear how much of the **** you are? Because I think they need to.

Okay. don't tell me to stop are you kidding me i'm hanging up right now do not hang up on me do

not hang up on me theresa bye no oh my god did he hang up he hung up oh my gosh hold on hold on theresa hold on theresa are you okay and he hung up i mean yeah wait after work rendezvous So this girl, Michelle, he must work with?

Yeah, I knew there was his buddy Paul at the office had hired this new girl, which I thought was pretty weird during COVID to hire somebody. I've been taking care of the entire family. I have been keeping this together, and he just, I knew it.

All right, listen, you know what? I feel so bad. My heart is breaking for you. I'm going to put you on hold so we can talk off the air. Let's not do any more on the air.

Yeah, well, can I say this? That all women should listen to their intuition. Well, don't say that. Not all women.

You know what? I believe in intuition. Teresa, I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to chat. We do offer and pay for marriage counseling and couples counseling, so it could be an option. Let me just put you on hold. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Thank you.

Ready to put a little spin on your day? Then check out Chumba Casino's new online social casino game, Ryan Seacrest 10K Ways. It's free and packed with 10,000 ways to play. Only at ChumpaCasino.com. No purchase necessary. BGW Group. Voidware prohibited by law. CTs and Cs. 21+. Sponsored by Chumpa Casino.

You know what your customers are doing right this second? The exact same thing you are. Listening to me. Which, let's be honest, is kind of flattering. But my point is, ads on iHeartRadio actually get heard. In the car, at the gym, on the couch, while people are walking their dogs. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You're a good boy. So why not make the next ad about you? Get started today. Call 844-844-IHEART or go to iHeartAdvertising.com. That's 844-844-IHEART or iHeartAdvertising.com.

Best thing that's ever happened to you financially. Go. Easy. Sold my car on Carvana. Amazing offer. Really? I hit 200 on a scratcher. Did the scratcher come to your house and hand you a check? No. How many scratchers did you hit to get that? I hit a button on Carvana.com once. Okay, that's fair. It's like the lottery, except you always win. Not like the lottery at all, actually. Exactly! Inexplicably good. Offers worth bragging about. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pickup fees may apply.