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Courtney and Kiss in the morning's War of the Roses on Kiss 95.7.

All right, so Kara's on the line. She's been married 10 years and thinks that maybe her husband is up to something. so we're going to find out. Good morning, Kara. Hey, guys. How's it going? It's going okay with us, and I certainly hope that we can help you out, Kara. You've been married. My producer says 10 years. 10 years. 10 long years. Okay, your husband's name is TK, but you've got to tell me why you want to be on War of the Roses. Why is he acting strange?

It's just, you know, he's gotten really distant. He picked up drinking again. He hasn't drank in years. He started drinking, and he's finding reasons to hang out with his friends more. And then the last thing is that he all of a sudden is like, oh, I want a motorcycle. I'm like, you don't even drive a motorcycle. He's like, I'm going to get a license and start driving a motorcycle. I'm like, why don't you do that?

Well, I mean, after 10 years of marriage, I'd start drinking more. Stop. No, you know what I mean, though? No. Okay.

You know, a lot of men, you know, when they get married and, you know, get in this routine, they actually get a little stale. They might need something just to break free and maybe doing this motorcycle thing might be like a little midlife crisis or something that's just to say gavin midlife crisis the two

boys in the studio are about to have one in about five years they're on the cusp they're on the

cusp so you know who knows maybe it didn't do anything with you might be just more about him

right now who knows i don't know it just doesn't feel right it just feels like kara i'm gonna i'm

gonna find out for you because uh my last boyfriend had a midlife crisis and not only did he end up with a sports car and a new motorcycle but a much younger girlfriend as well i'll kill him sometimes that happens. All right, so Kara in Newington, I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to call your boyfriend TK. We're going to offer him roses. We'll see if we can get some information out of him. Jump in at any time because you'll be able to listen in and jump in, okay? Okay.

okay it's ringing

hello good morning is tk there please uh this is tk hey tk what's going on man my name is steven i'm calling from flowers express how you doing this morning i'm doing okay how are you doing Oh, I'm doing great, thank you. TK, listen, man, we are a new business here. We just opened up, and we are getting our name out there, and we want to just hook someone up today. And your name came across our database, and we'd love to give you a dozen roses, 100% free, and a free card with it. How does that sound to you?

Really? Yeah, why not? I mean, hey, it's a free show.

It's 100% free, so it's a good deal. These roses are beautiful, and you can give them someone that you truly love. So you want to start with the card? Sure, yeah. Perfect. All right, so it's a small card. We could do a couple sentences in here. What would you like to write in it?

Okay, just write, if you could write, it's just a matter of time.

Oh, just a matter of time. How secretive. Is that, will she know what that means?

Oh, she'll know what that means. Okay. It's just a matter of time. Then put love you, and it's for Bethany.

Bethany. Oh, okay. Bethany. So we're going to send you as far as Bethany. What the...

TK. Bethany? Bethany. Who? TK. Yeah, hello, your wife.

Ten years on the phone. Who's Bethany? Yeah, Cara, your wife is on the line. It's Courtney and Kiss in the morning. You're live on the radio. It's War of the Roses. Go ahead, Cara.

What is this Bethany?

who's bethany you know what yeah she she's my girlfriend and she's my girlfriend because of you young lady you you're the reason i have a girlfriend kara okay me me i made you get a girlfriend you know i i i i just i'm just fed up you know since we got married you put on a ton of weight you haven't lost you don't even dress up anymore you come to bed wearing those Stinks, thanks, sweatpants. I mean, I'm just over it.

Me? I let myself go, you, you've got man d***s and you're balding, okay? It's a t***.

way street buddy oh my god you know i let myself go i'm about to let go of a 200 pound okay and he's about to get kicked out i can't okay so when you come home

oh what are you really showed me what are you gonna do eat another pizza in front of me

i don't oh my god i can't tk you are you the stuff you were saying to your wife it's disgusting me saying that she's gained weight are you serious call me up on the air i'm sorry you shouldn't

He called me up on the air. Well, guess what? I don't know why you guys see me got involved. I mean, I don't need this. I don't need this.

I'm going to put you both on hold. I'm going to put you both on hold. I am just absolutely in shock over the things that you've said to your wife, TK. I'm sorry, Kara. Hold on the line, guys. I mean, we always offer people counseling, and it sounds like, TK, you really need a serious dose of counseling. You need help. Oh, no, I think I'm good. No, no, no. To cheat on your wife and then blame it on her because she wears sweatpants to bed or Maybe she's gained a little weight. You are a disgusting, you are a disgusting display of a man. He has bacne. He has bacne. Acne on his back. Okay, let's not even talk about who's going.

You're just making stuff up now.

Whatever. No, you have bacne. I'm putting you both on hold. I'm putting, I can't even, I can't, because he's making me sick, you guys. I'm sorry. That's so bad. I mean, that's just how he feels. Hear War of the Roses Tuesday morning at 710 on KISS 95.7.