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All the hits, KISS 95. Seven, it is Courtney and KISS in the morning. Walmart Jeff hanging out with you. It is almost time for War of the Roses. Ooh, I'm excited. I get nervous, especially when you get close to the holidays. Like, ugh, I just want everything to end well. But War of the Roses, if you think your significant other is cheating, call us. We're little radio PIs. Yep. And we get the information you're looking for. Mandy in Wallingford is on the line having a problem with her husband, Scott. Good morning, Mandy. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Obviously, you know what War of the Roses is all about since you reached out to us. Yeah. Tell me, what's going on? Why do you think Scott is cheating? Like, what's happening?

Well, I mean, I know him like the back of my hands, and I have to say, like, he has not been himself at all lately. It's actually getting really weird. Okay. You know, he'll say that he has to work late, and then he doesn't pick up his phone when i call him which you know that's not something he's ever done before and um actually just this past week uh he came home i had already gone to bed and i heard him get in the shower and in the morning you know he claims oh i was just working late but the thing is his job is in finance and

it was 10 p.m so i really don't know about that whoa i don't know do you jeff finance yeah i don't

know about people in finance but none of them work that late ever okay so i just feel like he's He's not being honest with me.

Okay. It seems sketchy to me. He's in finance. He's been working late. You've got, like, women's intuition. You're just feeling it, right? Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.

And we all know women's intuition is spot on. It is. Yeah, I know. It is.

Yeah. I'm hoping it's not in this case, but, yeah. He's being sarcastic, Mandy. I can tell when Walmart Jeff is being sarcastic. Hopefully it's nothing. We'll hear it right now. Listen, maybe it's the holiday season. Maybe he's out shopping late, you know, or doing something like that related that he doesn't want you to know that he's doing the holiday shopping or he's wrapping gifts. Who knows?

Oh, it's positive thinking. I appreciate that.

All right. Well, this is what I'm going to do then, Mandy. You're going to be on hold. We're going to call Scott and we're going to offer him roses. We're going to try to get some info. Obviously, you know, you can jump in on the conversation whenever you want. Okay? Okay. All right. Well, thank you. Yeah. Okay. Hold on. Try not to talk in a foreign accent. All right. You tried to do that recently, and it just... Didn't work. No. It sounded horrible.

Hello?

Hi, good morning. Is Scott there?

This is Scott.

G'day, Scott. This is Bill from Flowers Express. How are you?

Oh, good.

I'm sorry. I got kicked by a horse a few weeks ago, and sometimes I'll break out into an accident. I apologize for that. Anyway, Scott, hey, I was just calling to let you know that you actually picked up a dozen roses in our online weekly contest here at the flower shop.

I don't remember entering that, but okay.

Yeah, awesome. This is a great deal. Basically, it's a $49.99 deal, absolutely free. We're not going to send the flowers to you, but we'll send them to someone on your behalf.

Okay, okay.

Cool, so it sounds like you're down with the promotion. I can attach a card to the flowers. Is there a message on the card that you'd like me to write?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, let's put 2022. 2022. Yeah, 2022.

2022.

Will be our year together.

Will be our year together. Oh, right.

Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Awesome, that sounds good, Scott. Who should I address the card to? I'm sorry. I forgot to get that.

Her name's going to be Heather.

I'm sorry. What was that?

It's going to be Heather.

Heather. This is going to be interesting. Heather? Huh?

You want to tell me who exactly is Heather?

All right. I'm.

Jumping in. Hey, Scott, it is Courtney. The florist there is Walmart Jeff. He was not kicked in the head by a horse. It's Walmart Jeff. We're calling from Kiss 95.7. You're on the radio. You're on something called War of the Roses. What? Yeah, that is your wife, Mandy, on the line. She thinks you're cheating. Go ahead, Mandy. Tell them what's going on. What?

Why don't you go ahead and tell me who's Heather?

Okay, sure. Yeah, Heather is a girl in my running club. and, you know, we just, we like to have fun. What can I say? You know, Mandy, you never do anything fun anymore. And, you know, she's younger and she's fun. And we just have fun. That's it. We just have a good time. And, you know, I'm sorry that you don't like to have fun anymore.

It's not about, like, you know, the person that's been there for you from day one and, you know, been an amazing wife. So how old is she? Is she 21 or something?

22, but, yeah. Yeah, and, you know, if you just made an effort every now and then to be spontaneous or have a good time, you know, maybe I wouldn't be trying to have fun somewhere else.

I'm shaking right now. Like, you are such a selfish a**. I can't even speak. I'm sure that this is going to be a little bit. I have to laugh a little bit because I'm so in shock, and I'm sure this is really going to work out well for you. And you're a fun little a**.

I have to laugh, too, because, you know, doing some silly stunt on the radio is not the way to go about things. Okay, put this on me again. You can openly communicate. This is all on you.

I do not take any responsibility for this. I cannot wait. I hope I hear about how she, when she finds out how you really are, because she's in for a treat, okay? You are the boring one. She isn't for a treat. No, she isn't for a treat.

I can't. I still got a lot of fun to do. I know you're ready to just kind of put it in part, but. Okay, I can't.

Hey, Scott, stop. Sounds like a nice friend. Don't talk so disrespectful to your wife. That is your wife, Mandy. You're hooking up with a 22-year-old. Good luck with that. While Mandy's at home probably doing everything for you and the family, of course you're having fun. What is a 22-year-old going to be doing? She's got plenty of time.

I salute you, my friend. I'm just having a midlife crisis or something, right? It's unreal.

I don't even know if he's still there or if he hung up, but Mandy, I just want to tell you, if you want to stay with Scott, who just admitted to you that he's having an affair with a 22 year old and in the flowers he said we're going to be together and so i can't remember he said 2022 whatever i will i will pay for couples counseling i'll pick up the tab you guys can go together i'll pick up tabs for you for individual counseling if you want mandy it's totally up to you okay i mean the counseling for

sure i'll take that but aside from that this is over for me i'm gonna put you on hold so we can

talk more, Mandy, okay? Hold on.

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