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Do you remember? And Lucif, what's his name? Luc Besson? Besson. Yeah, so- Luc Besson. Yeah, it's Scarlett Johansson. Imagine if a woman could use her entire brain. What's the premise of the movie? And is God. Yeah, she takes, like, she absorbs the drug, and then it shows her getting smarter through animals. It's like stage one.

oh no she's as smart as a dolphin now and she looks into the eyes of the first monkey girl lucy right oh is that what that was supposed to be she's the first conscious they call her lucy

right well that luke besson is a real creep isn't he i mean what a french weirdo i thought he had a fetish for uh oh by the way welcome to the derp with curb uh i'm your host uh curb and uh joining me is jay dyer wearing a bucket hat representing the elderly um i'm pretty hard we look like two old experts on hip-hop just getting together to talk about to talk about

liam gallagher and oasis yeah which is why i'm wearing this bucket hat yeah right

anyway jay gave me this book esoteric hollywood uh this is the book three of it but already i was getting into it because uh boy is this shit lousy is hollywood lousy with symbology isn't it

they're low tier now but they were better and that book kind of went through when they were better

yeah what do you mean uh that's what do you mean by that low tier compared to when they were better

i mean i think like the last 10 years of movies is trash now but like the further you go back the

better movies were yeah well it's better like programming you know all my i got a bunch of friends might have like complained about star wars and com you know all fucking dude like media and uh i mean i got a point but also let's face it always was some kind of programming you know that's true like out of the gate i i mean what is uh what is like you have all star wars and all that in here right what do you got was that another volume uh that's in an other ones we

get into that kind of stuff that one is like christopher nolan uh comic book shit it's uh

uh um gnostic feminist archetype um remember handcock it's not handcock it's hancock you're talking about will smith yeah will smith yeah he's got the guy loves a pretty lady i'll tell you that and uh he uh he's like a superhero and then charlize theron is his hancock yes and when they're separated um they're less powerful that's why they have to be separated because they get too much power yes and i didn't know that's the stupid uh you know esoteric uh i don't know if it's kabbalah or whatever but it was like god wanted to separate these be one creature that and the rebus they separate them because they'd be way too powerful together i mean it sounds just like stupid hancock yeah exactly i mean what a bizarre thing to make

Like, I mean, well, yeah, Will Smith is a character. It's an allegory for black dudes in Hollywood on the download, though. Did you not know that? Not at all. I didn't.

Yeah, I was way over my naive head.

It's not even about that. I'm just bullshitting.

Oh, because I think Fight Club is the whole time was about. Gay thing. Yeah. I mean, OK, let's. So so there's only he is himself. So they're fighting in the parking lot. He was fighting himself in the parking lot. Right. His inner desires. Okay. Yeah, and then a guy goes can I go next? That's a jerk-off club He was jerking off at that parking lot. That's where those guys go to do that this

Yeah, if you've seen the Quentin Tarantino clip about top gun up, I feel like that's this right now

You're you're that's a lot of great bra I mean, I could pick up that and then I like when he beats up Jared Leto, you know Jared Leto is all deformed. It's like why'd you do that because I want to destroy something beautiful He's talking about Jared Leto's butthole

He wanted to be in a special brace for the rest of his life.

This is the viral clip right now. Yeah. Because he's like, so listen, Top Gun, okay?

Top Gun is fucking, it's about gay guys, okay? Because it's like, you can ride my butt anytime. It's about gay feet, okay?

So I've been talking to Roger Avery, so I want to. You did? Yeah, I've been a little bit. I want to get him on the show. Nice. So I don't know his whole thing. That Rogan interview was awesome. I know that's how I got I go. I want to talk to Roger. Hey, he hooked me up with awesome because I was yeah God really cuz I'm so curious about that cuz I Quentin I mean I don't want to bring this up to him when he comes on but I I'm curious about it And it by the way went right over my head what happened, but when he's on Stern Quentin talking about Polanski, did you hear that him defending your own play? I have heard that yes He goes, okay, I don't feel bad for these 13-year-old party girls. I've never heard of such a thing. You sound like you're so accustomed to it, you're sick of them. You're sick of these 13-year-old party girls going around, and they were dating. They were not dating. It's Tarantino, okay?

It's fucking Tarantino. Tarantino, yeah.

I like that you don't smoke, but you have the pipe.

I stole from Scott Horton having a pipe. Scott Horton has a pipe. I was like, this is like...

You're like Sherlock, but not solving shit. You're just...

No, I'm a derp... You could say I'm a derp detective if you wanted to.

Derp lock.

I'm derp lock. It's getting retarded, but I like it. That's right. So I just got some weird news that Professor Zhang, who I had on this show... Oh, no, not this guy. Well, he's taking the channel down. He's not saying shit no more. I think his last interview was with my engineer, Mark. In fact, he took it down or YouTube took it down? No, I'm going to clap here for Mark's edit because I'm going to set this up because I'm going to mark my engineer because you normally I stream. And Mark did, I think, the last interview with him where he's like, yeah, I'm going to have to take all my stuff down. So it's Mark's pod, but I'm just going to put it on my channel so people see it because that's wild. And I think he had been in trouble before in China because somebody like smeared him into the CIA, which I don't think he is. Otherwise, it'd be weird for him to just keep living there. I know how China is with, if you get accused of something, they're going to arrest you, sure, to talk to you. I don't mean anything's going to happen. When I did comedy there.

You did a lot of stand-up in China?

I did a tour there. Wow. And it was technically banned to do stand-up there because someone got jealous. It was very popular. So some other bar, you know, some karaoke bar got jealous or something and said they were spreading communist propaganda. So if you're an expat and that's your thing like you got no chance in hell But these guys were smart and friends with the local Politicians and you know, they're really good with everybody is supposed to be in good with right so they brought him in there We know you didn't do that But you just can't do calm stand up for a month because somebody said something so we have to look We can't have like foreigners, and we didn't put a stop to it and blah blah blah. It was that kind of bullshit So he's been and he kind of talked surprisingly Critically of China where I was like that's a wet weird. I think he's in Beijing i was like all right i hope uh that's cool it sounded like the way he put it was as long as you stay in your lane they don't really come after you so like the guy from alibaba who disappeared for a few months right yeah and then he stopped doing those stupid uh guitar shows for i mean don't make me love you china anyway uh there might something like that i think it's something chinese because i can't i don't know why there's oh because he predicted the iran war which is anybody would have a lot of people thought there yeah but somebody spread that he caused it in by predicting it apparently that's i'm gonna i'm gonna show this preamble a little bit and then play the thing and then people could see okay i haven't seen myself yet okay but um yeah that's all done but i'm still waiting the prediction he said to me which i still think about it because uh there's two things one george r martin can never finish the books because that's it's keeping him alive the tension with the fans is some kind of uh the sexual tension with the fans and george martin yeah well occultic but therefore sexual and that's how they do all that shit but if he ever finishes the book he'd be dead so he can never so there's almost like a dorian gray thing in a way going on with never finishing the book so i laughed but he was being kind of serious and it kind of probably is like dude like almost 12 years ago i seen george r martin at the emmys and i remember being like what the fuck he he didn't look like he was going to be alive now i'll tell you back then look like you didn't have much time left are you like physically ailing a big fat fuck with a captain's hat i'll take him out dude he's built like peter griffin with a little sea captain hat on okay no yeah his heart will take him out i'm like why are you out here dicking around at the emmys when you should finish that book years ago but now he can never

finish it so that way just attention will keep him alive i think that i i think jeng's right about that and when maduro remember they kidnapped maduro and energy weapons were used and he goes i think that's misinformation i think maduro's cia maybe the previous iteration of cia uh asset the entire time so he had to be in on his own kidnapping he went with his wife that's right i forgot uh and i was like why would venezuela be cool i thought his own people got sick of him and betrayed him it never occurred to me that that he um was cia the whole time but the guy uh we've had we've been had the cia run greece before yeah the dude that uh philip seymour hoffman played in charlie wilson's where ran greece did you know that the villain in mission impossible 3 yeah the villain yeah right it's like yeah and he ran greece so that we did all the time oh also you know mossad runs our country so it's not out of the round possibility and he said, watch, he'll go to trial and then he'll say the Democrats rigged the 2020 election and then he'll be let off or something. I had already heard him saying some dumb shit about that when they grabbed Maduro about them, Venezuela rigging the election. I'm like, we said Russia again. Don't we hear this dumb shit? So I'm going to say this for Professor Zhang. There's two intriguing things that he told me that I'm waiting to see. We'll find out, I guess.

Give me a rabbit's foot. I want the rabbit's foot. What? I'm going to find her. I'm going to hurt her. That's my Philip S. From Mission Impossible 3. You're like 50 miles away. You have any kids? I'm going to find them. I'm going to eat them. I'm going to make them do a pizza, and I'm going to eat them. I'm going to make them a pizza.

You have a girlfriend? I'm going to make her do jerky.

I want the rabbit's foot. I'm going to tickle it.

So what kind of fun have you had with the Epstein files? Did you read it on an empty stomach? 30 hours of live stream on the Epstein files? Oh, my God. I'm crazy with it. Don't read it on an empty stomach. You'll get a real grumbly and you're tumbly because all the pizza talk.

Well, you've gone crazy with, you're a coder now. You're essentially coding AI videos nonstop.

Yeah, I use Grok and Suno, but I'm going to try the others. Yeah, no, you really could. What any stupid thing I think of I pretty much could make now?

It's fun. I've got some ideas I want to make with it. but also yeah you're right that um i mean we've got uh elite pdf stuff compromise we've got uh sex magic we just covered that a minute ago with alex he's buying crowley books on sex magic i i even i didn't expect epstein would be that explicit in terms of like what he was buying book wise his amazon wish list was pretty wild yeah it's the same as bannon's exactly yeah the title bomb book

which i'd never read but uh dr heather lynn like a couple episodes ago said this one's good because it's not like just some lib we it's it's actually about his and that dude's a dark magician i promise you that when you read it for five seconds all i'm sitting there oh let me guess and he's got the authors theosophy too oh here we are right and uh i didn't know traditionalism is a very specific

thing and not just you know renegan on and uh jules evola all those guys and it's funny too because i got into debate with a guy about uh evola because i've read evola and people were coming on the live stream a while back and they were like oh well it doesn't say anything about doing butt stuff with young people and yes he does he has a whole section where he says it's a uh noble vice where you can if you're a noble person that's a great mag as an intellectual

magazine to start noble vice magazine noble vices right which is essentially just the same mustache as gavin mcginnis when i started doing there's vice and noble vice so cecil rhodes knew

he wanted no part of women right away that's true that's in the authorized biography they're like yes and cecil was really into uh boy scouts oh you don't say i just love the i heard some like

it was like some young kid that looks like fuentes bait you know is the voice british and so he's putting this out because you could tell he really admires the shout out of this guy he goes right away he knew he wanted no part of women and he went to the diamond he goes then a a clever jew hooked up with him and then but then he gets to the rothschilds and he doesn't have nothing bad to say it's amazing watching these people's like weird because we now know the whole thing is rigged by epstein and bannon and and i guess epstein's a fucking mouth of sauron of the

rothschilds apparently that that was a big revelation in the files and it's weird because i had just been revisiting a rothschilds biography by morton which basically lays out all the conspiracy stuff in the biography they brag about so they're like you're right they're like oh yes this legend about us gaming the stock market in 1800s after waterloo on advanced intelligence of course they're bragging about it of course we did that oh you were who I was watching talking

about that's the history of intelligence is banking is bank cheating and it is that's right you think it's james bond no it's freaking boring ass bankers dude yeah right boring shit yeah it's not sex and assassinations that's like a little bit of it but it's it's origins are banking i mean i mean you take a jerky break sometimes but it's not you know 24 7 you gotta get your uh what did you think the jerky is you think it's eating

like flesh well i know nobody freezes real beef jerky but they're a real connoisseurs these uh sheer volume no need to get it analyzed by a lab to see what's in it uh also there should be zero redactions in a legitimate agreed beef jerky don't we don't want anybody to know those herbs and spices you gotta keep that low to me the fact they redacted any of it means guilty motherfucker the fact that there's no arrest are any dipshit is going oh because democrats were yeah oh i agree they sound like real monsters where's the arrests where the fuck's the arrest where's a wood chipper they're

like we're going to protect the victims and everybody blacked out as a perpetrator right

and they revealed all the names of the victims exactly like they did the exact we all know who

virginia jeffrey is and all these people the victims but no one knows well they can never

be honest about it because it's the truth is so bad it's the top of the pyramid exactly like uh just disclosure the whole idea that makes me laugh every time because if they told people the shit they did dude I mean they'd be torn apart like a George Romero zombie movie by hand and I promise you they have they in those words they say it in those words they go people found out

give me the human foot

crazy shit we get up to

give me the human foot give me the Tarantino foot right now I want the rabbit's foot

here's the thing I know I was trying to explain this to people people don't understand And because you study the symbology a lot, like it's very mundane, these kind of spells and shit. And so just explain a little bit in your opinion what these rituals are and like exactly what it is that they're doing. You're like a halftime, to me, the halftime Super Bowl between Bad Bunny. What do you like? Do you like hermaphrodite weirdness or do you like an old-fashioned rock and roll pedo?

I want it just smooth. I want all of the parts removed and it just smooth um that would be true transcending of the genders right so why have you just smooth like the barbie movie yeah because if you're her mouth for that you've got them both right well

but like vampire weinstein's mentor dr. Robert Rivers had a great email about how we can make these hermaphrodites and how it's perfect okay it's quite a You know, Sean Atwood read it to me. I was like, I didn't make a clip of it because it was horrific.

Yeah, that one was horrific. Some of these I don't even want to say. Like the one about the pacifiers. Alex has mentioned this like 20 times. The pacifiers. You get the infant pacifier.

You know, I mean, I'm going to do a show with him, I think. I think it's being set up now. But so on Jimmy Dore, Alex is talking to Nick Fuentes. again not sure why anyone still talks it I assume that kids everybody's blind spot because I watched his asshole sell Epstein merchandise and say Epstein's got a lot of aura and that there's no way Israel could have killed Charlie Kirk and that so so I'm like that's weird this anti-semite is like when it push comes his shove he comes through he comes through also I noticed people that say I don't like the Jews kind of aren't helping it's almost like they're helping zionists more because as you know antisemitism is a vital fuel to run the state of israel jews never wanted to traditionally live in that shithole they want to live in america they wanted yeah exactly so that's why it's necessary to enact false flags and pogroms and to encourage them to move there and right now when they really are on the cusp of something great of course they're going to scare as many of the trauma-based mind control slaves yeah and this little piece of shit out of the gate has been a very obvious guy that's supposed to stink up your reputation with like guinthicamentism and he chooses his words like a piece of shit and I think it's on purpose I've watched him do it watch emerge people in the capital on January 6th haven't got an explanation for why he didn't go to jail right didn't people not even there go to jail his followers went to jail why didn't he go to jail he said disregard the police and break down the barriers you ever see that I have seen

that I'm curious because you are you were raised as a witness but are you Metzger? Is that Jewish?

No, it could be. It just means butcher in German. So there's that Nazi and then there's some rabbi. I think there's a wrestler. There's a Nazi rabbi. There's a Nazi rabbi. He's Ukrainian. Okay, yeah. Those exist. He's from right tech. Yeah, no, I talked to the guy from the Atlantic Council who's a fucking... You talked to somebody from the Atlantic Council? Yeah, Vlad Davidson and Lev took the fuck. is the breaking the rules podcast i feel it was some kind of ambush to debate me about still giving money to ukraine to ukraine motherfucker is that where we're at you're going to jump they want to talk about epstein files but then it became about that well you

asked about uh the rituals first so go back to uh inversion and the ritual what is it i think what they're doing with the high profile like uh super bowl all that stuff it's a gradual degrading of the population because it began with the little remember the titty slip of uh janet jackson and and uh timberlake back in the day that was like the big first super bowl thing that was like a big deal but then it turned into all britney spears is like uh sucking on a serpent and then it became pink is up there doing an actual masonic ritual on stage and then it was you know yeah all those masks all the sporting events they got crazier though they like they doubled up tripled up then And it became, you know, Lady Gaga's hanging in the VMAs like a sacrificed human with blood everywhere.

Remember the little monsters tour where she comes out of the egg? Yes. I showed her my podcast. And that was ushering in. Yes. And that's just before. An aeon. That's right. Because this is just before, like, so at the time, it sneaks in under, I don't care if you're, I don't care if you're gay. I don't know why you're, not you, but I don't know why you're in the closet. Why are you in the closet still in this day and age when there's the most loud and proud? because you're a fucking psychopath. That's who's still in the fucking closet. So I thought with all that shit at the time that we could stop talking about how gay you are. I don't give a fuck about it. And I was like, this is what people do what they want so they're adults, right? All of a sudden, that blossomed into nothing is anything. And we're all just fucking gender blob monsters. And I'm being hatched out of an egg. And dude, it's so gross. It's on one of the earlier episodes of my podcast. We watched that. You would see that news report where she's and you don't when i watch it again i'm like oh this is really creepy like you can see what this is just another certain tunnel opening just like uh any other thing but then all the sporting events are rituals aren't they isn't baseball that yeah well when you came on

my podcast it was about uh i call i title it esoteric booty cults because it was about portals being open and how the booty hole is a portal in their religion in their religion it is it's probably the key to time travel it's yeah that no and uh kenneth grant right in his book it's uh typhonian oto and it's transugothian magic where you travel through the booty hole yeah dude which

is essentially mario brothers the pipes well yeah right the pipes the mustaches the shrooms oh Oh, the tunnels of Typhon. Oh, my God. The mushrooms that Mario does. Oh, my goodness. Cash Patel's been down the tunnels of Typhon. We know that. That's one thing that's clear. That little fucking sweetie pie. Oh, the tunnels of Typhon. I want to do like Doctor Strange comic book talk. By the tunnels of Typhon. What is this? Doctor Who.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, Doctor Who dresses like every Emmy award-winning lesbian. Exactly. Well, now it's like Joe Soloway, but the last time I was there, when Jeffrey Tambor is on Trans America and gets fired on trumped-up harassment charges because they resented that he wasn't trans, the co-stars. I mean, I didn't believe their story at all. It sounded absolutely ridiculous.

No, you think he's not.

What? Harassing them?

No, trans.

no i know he's not that's why they know he's a woman jeffrey tambor yeah i'm not i don't think well yeah i know you are because he gave a speech that he goes first of all nobody watched the show

i've yeah i mean i remember when it was a controversy i bet most people in that crowd

did not watch the show i'll bet you my friend that wrote on the show didn't watch the fucking show but it's the thing they had to be like oh finally and um he comes out jeffrey tambor and he goes if I could be the last cis man to play a trans woman I wouldn't be disappointed everybody's like yeah they love him and I'm looking at like what are you doing

all this trans stuff is the hermaphrodite it's the OTO Crowleyan ritual it's what Crowley said would be the new aeon where everything is about booty stuff it's the aeon of the booty right basically

sweet baby Rebus

he says the eye of Horus is better than the mouth of Venus. Mouth of Venus being the vagina. This guy just has to not use any hole

the right way, doesn't he? That is the ritual. His old thing is like let me find all the ways to not are not under warranty for this hole. Correct. I'm going to jailbreak this hole. All holes jailbroken. There's a reason you're not supposed to jailbreak it.

Is this your writing? how do you write jokes kurt i'm curious i'm curious is this the problem

It's an alchemical process of trauma followed by extreme rage. And then I just sit with it a little bit, and then it comes out.

Is it for real anger, like anger is part of the...

Oh, I get traumatized three days a week doing Jimmy Doi's show and looking at news. And it's not learning the news. I mean, that's pretty upsetting, because you can't really get the fucking news. Again, it's not like we're reporters or something on, you know, showing up. i mean it's the same job as fucking fake reporters are all just buying stories from ap and whatever yeah i don't know if people understand that they probably don't but it's just jimmy knows good news sources so he would talk about the stuff that he'd see so that's like max and aaron uh gray zone always fucking and and he they're like good uh yeah gray zone's good yeah and they're very not i'm i'm not in the overton window i'm in the rick overton window i can't say i'm like way out there now of what i'm into so i need to have like good sources of like terrestrial not anything weird so that i have like a base to to compare other shit to because when you you're dealing in like esoteric horse shit it gets real nebulous yeah it's like astral you know it's too far out probably for it just for speaking to a comedy crowd once you get in these realms that these people are in where it's consciousness and blobby you're already in some trippy shit i was telling this guy lynn buchanan that remote viewer who said like because i i don't really understand the difference between that and astral projecting okay i go so why not just astral project and he goes no it's useless it's absolutely useless if you ask for project it's so subjective that the things you're seeing are completely being determined by your subjective okay whereas a remote viewer that's all about not having any other thing interfering and so they're basically people that are oh this doesn't i'm not maybe that's all made up but i'm just saying this is what the what was explained to me is the difference and uh there's a uh i just watched it with um benedict humper badge the fucking um it's cute number snatch what yeah benedictine cucumber snatch is a wonderful henry sugars or something it's a royal doll book but it's all about a guy british intelligence by the way yeah yeah no i know and then and then so the main what's the he's in it somebody's playing royal doll so ray fines is playing him okay and then uh benedict is playing this guy who finds i think they're calling it it's a gurgiff book or something he found i'm guessing that's the reference some indian guy who has hair come out of his ears could easily be an armenian mystic to me also a spy gurgiff oh i was not

aware of that spy for who it's unclear but he was suspected of being a spy when he left russia they thought he was a russian spy other countries thought he was a russian spy i'm not saying he

was but they thought he was well a lot of people are spying don't have to be for a state well people i don't know what the fuck bannon is a spy for but i think he's a spy you could be a self-contracted sort of corporate spy well the guy's into uh the traditionalist thing that's a very he's real tight with moonies as soon as i see them hanging out with moonies

that's a giveaway that's a cia thing that was uh the washington post used to be owned by the moonies and then right was uh bush bought or sold that but the uh cia also set up the k cia

and that was all connected to the moonies which is crazy right so the so and the k cia is from the american cia because it is kind of a general correct because i always think that's funny the

k cia the gay cia yeah i mean which is just the cia k-pop well because you know well k-pop's a

mind control thing i think how good how could it be anything but that it's crazy yeah i'd rather live in north korea than be a south korean k-pop boy you're gonna have a better time in north korea i promise you then south korea as a k-pop yeah it's like north korea not that i want to live in north korea but you know that little own of their lights are off at night i don't know if

that's a big an own yeah somebody was we i was on tim cast and he was bringing that up and i was

Oh, no, they get natural sleep, Tim.

Well, we had a huge debate, and I was trying to remember, but they brought that up, and I was like, is it really the case that the lights go out? That's the night that the lights went out in North Korea. I mean, is that true? I don't know. I'm serious.

That's the night. Yeah. You know, I'm a big fan of Tim Pool. Just his music, believe it or not. Nothing else.

I have heard some of the rock.

His politic commentary is horseshit, but my goodness, what a talented band. And he's from Hootie and the Blowfish?

Who? Tim. No, he's from Chicago. We're a half Korean family, I believe. I thought he was in Hootie and the Blowfish. You see the music, right? You're talking about Hootie? Darius? I don't know what his band's called. What, you like the music?

You don't know the name of the band? Shit. It's Hootie. I think I wouldn't insult Darius

rucker the way you just did let me tell you something darius rucker seems on fucking hootie okay the dolphins make me cry yeah everybody calls moody it's not his name seems darius darius it's dontarius in black is uh yeah but well there's a countrified uh version of it you know um i i know we hear him in nashville a lot so uh yeah anyway now there's always people i resent the shit out of when i watch them because i'm watching them knowingly like to me knowingly well like first of all if you're pretending the israel thing didn't is it what it is and that's got nothing to do with anybody's religious prejudices but ran well yeah we all know that's what that is but uh you know the genocide they did in broad daylight i think that irritates over seven they just kill them people in gaza yeah okay okay so when i got to hear people that are rational fucking whatever tell me like some stupid shit about you can't hide like ufos or whatever anything i think you just hit a fucking genocide in broad daylight in front of your dumb cow face what are you talking about they hide it in front of you all day long was it

hidden or i mean this was like they did it and they didn't play in sight would go it's hard if

you if you're taught not to look at something then you're not going to look at it they're like yeah we got them all we killed them all but it's not genocide no i didn't want i thought i was like a real charlie kirk about it saying it's ethnic cleansing because i wasn't comfortable saying genocide then i looked up what genocide means as defined by the victims of it oh and guess what that's what it is so i don't want to call it that the people that were in the holocaust call it that so that's a little bit of a bitter pill to swallow i'm not sure what color of a pill that would be i know the holocaust definitely happened because there ain't no way you'd be that vicious and that mind control the level of trauma inflicted to be able to cause that level of mind control the only thing close is like that depression era hiding your money in your mattress instead of a bank kind of old person that they'll never trust a bank again no matter what i mean they're probably right but you that's the only i don't know what else is that solid

well it was interesting that uh bb did just recently re-reference amalek because i remember when he said it oh amalek yeah i remember when he said it two or three years ago and i mentioned it the other day on twitter and everybody was he never actually said this i mentioned on a podcast somebody said he never said that well that's the gaslighting that the people who defend that will

they'll just be like they never said that vlad davidson dipshit from the atlantic council he talked to me like i have never heard any information before uh he set me up that's why who is uh uh benjamin no i'm not even familiar with this yeah then he's oh well i have the clip but some fan recorded it because they took the podcast down because I guess I broke the rules on the Break the Rules podcast. But to have a guy in a foreign accent telling me how we got to give our fucking money to a war to kill the last of the fucking Ukraine. I mean, I go, dude, put on a kipper when you talk to me like that. And then he hung up. He got off the thing. Oh, wow. You don't have a fucking Eastern European accent talking that shit to me. And then you don't got nothing to say except like slander about Max Blumenthal.

Yeah, right. Motherfucker. i read max's book manage management of savagery we did a whole podcast on that it was pretty

killer like the way that the u max was a true believer dude this is why i really like him yeah because that guy went there intending to prove the quite the opposite of what he thinks yeah so anybody that's got to just look at the facts and not not be precious with their shit

i can just respect that you know it's respectful absolutely yeah his book was great management

savagery that's the thing i get from the jehovah's is that that uh where you're like a true believer and then you're like fuck you and you don't believe right like it's in every walk i mean it's in jobs you know everybody's got a career that like is a big disappointment when you get to the top you take your pick of things yeah but that point where you realize it's bullshit that's like the thing that everybody needs to be focused on right now because i'm watching people focus on real horse shit yeah see john haggie was like we must support the blood moons of israel yo that sack i think his brother got caught in some pedo scheme really yeah he's cornerstone church they're fucked up i think cornerstone the guy who made the weapons movie i messaged him i messaged him actually because i wanted that because i i well you're talking about

the guy from web uh wise could you know the comedian and he got he got molested at a cornerstone

church in our arlington i want to say wow i didn't know that that's crazy i'm very he's he's talked about on things i'm not like yeah i don't know um and that movie he made was like nightmares i had as a kid i mean very specific i didn't know that yeah dude i used to be so terrified i would start lucid dreaming because the nightmares were persistent of uh or were you actual projecting or removing okay i think that was better be precise well i'll tell you what is it scientific yeah i i would see uh not they call it the night hag but i wasn't frozen i would be like alone getting stalked through a house and it'd be like some horrific and i i i up the stairs i hear people noises so i'm like i know someone's waiting to get me like that lady from that movie right yeah i go up the stairs when there's light coming out of my parents bedroom and um like there's like a get together in the room so i'm like relieved you know because i see a light and i open it up and there's just a spotlight on a record player playing people noises to trick me and i feel it grab into my ribs it sounds like a david lynch movie all of a sudden david lynch is the closest ever come to the nightmares i had okay and that thing in maholland drive is the closest to the thing in my dream that's okay i think it's a agrat bot mahalot who is the niece of lilith if you want to get but i don't know that's based on a burnt up

party girl demon genealogies on the kurt metzker podcast this is great oh i got real into looking

and shit up but uh you know let's just throwing that out there because the appearance is like uh she used to be like a real party dance girl who's like you know kind of burnt up looking yeah so that's why i associate with that but the knowledge that they were gonna get me every time made me so terrified in my dreams i was like oh i'm dreaming and i would fly away to escape okay okay then i'll fly to people i know i'm like check it out i'm flying they wouldn't look at me i'd be like dude i'm flying like check it out and so now looking back i'm like maybe that's what that was or you

You were like Muhammad and you were flying to Jerusalem on a steed.

Never been? I've never been. To quote the great Douglas Murray.

I've never been. Haven't you been? Have you been inside George Clooney? I've actually been.

I should think you would have been. He called Dave Smith a shapeshifter. The only fucking Jew in the room that's come back. Why is a comedian talking about it? That's what he was saying to Dave Smith. Who laid him the fuck out.

he did yeah he totally dominated i live streamed that debate it was crazy he dominated him for i

thought people tell me they thought douglas murray did really well what yeah because like i said dude the part that makes you crazy is looking at the same reality and watching somebody just say somebody have a totally different yeah a whole overlay over everything right like everybody lives under the same vinyl covering and then uh you can add extra layers to get

different effects you know this is a very maul holland drive podcast do you like with the if you remember the the scene where there's the stage and they're like everything is the tape but the tape is blank this is the brown lodge we're yeah we're in okay we just got the black

lodge the brown discuss the tunnels of typhon normally women on laugh this is the poopoo lodge where we talk about the brown this is a real griper hangout no tuna allowed oh how is that little shit still around anyway oh i heard alex's feelings because i was like why the fuck would he even be talking about any of this i watched nick nick francisco where you got to vote democrat because they're going to do an investigation alex asked me about that today

he said i don't think we don't need to vote democrat i don't know about what do you think

but why are you talking this piece of shit that just said epstein has a lot of aura fuck i'm just gonna say it epstein's really i can't remember what moronic thing he said but i watch him do something and aura yeah no he's selling the shirts the epstein like

zipper but i'm saying the the term the young terms motion and aura oh my youth terms i didn't know that you don't know about because i'm innocent of those so i don't know about what

kids say i gunner maxing mogging yeah the new terms oh yeah i heard cavicular got mogged pretty i heard peter teal's blood boy got mocked did you just mock my blood boy

no i gunner maxed him in the tunnels of typhon uh i'm trying to goon max my blood boy and this

guy comes over and mocks him i gotta get a new blood boy we're we're ruled by vampires kurt real vampires yeah no on every level on every level because i think it has something to do with you know the idea of God's finite and then the people that separate are God is infinite people separated are finite so they can't make anything new they've got to continuously siphon off little bits of God floating into the shit bag world they made for you and so everything is vampiric at the end of the day and then they're planning who's going to get what when the heat death of the universe happen what unit of energy to the last dime of that they're going to plan that out for trillions of years units of energy because what would be inevitable if you if you have to face that there's either eternal or you know infinite or not infinite right so if you're something that's uh can only be can only live by getting sipping off of

the it's energy cubes man yeah right Nathaniel Witwicky it's energy cubes transformers energy cubes anyway after all that

fucking genocide shit especially the pedo cannibal stuff and I know

you're gonna say i'm in a bit of a purity spiral here jay but i i know and i admit it i get a little extreme about pedo cannibalism uh why had i want to ask alex why had you already not given up on trump he betrayed everyone pretty much immediately i watched it i had to watch it yeah

alex said the other day look i don't want to give up on trump because i'm going to jail okay democrats come in i'm going to jail that's why so he that's what i thought but why would he be

hurt by me thinking that i didn't know alex was hurt he said that to duncan and he might have been hurt by kurt yeah he was hurt by he was hurt by curb that's exactly right i feel bad because the thing i always said about him is i don't think he's out of the woods with his lawsuit this is what i was yeah postulating could be okay like he's kind of but not really and if he turns against you know in prison we all saw the fucking one with ed norton where he turns against his former allies and he gets a you know so i'm like or with uh what's his name the the he was great during the pandemic and now he don't say shit uh uh darius rucker darius with darius rucker no the dude from getting me the greek i'm blanking on his fucking oh uh russell so russell brand russell b rand okay so we used to play his clips all the time because during the pandemic he was dead on hello cat yeah and then the eu was like we're bringing these like sex assault which by the way what a laugh to bring these charges against russell brand when your king fucking hung out with jimmy savile and his pedo uncle and the old black berets to commemorate oh and also

jimmy savile was his marriage counselor and jimmy savile gets a papal knighthood award from the pope

himself yeah like maybe shut the fuck up it's clear what this is about yeah yeah so how they do you the dialectic right so first you get or how they used to do in the 20s the to uh italian and jewish pimps like look charlie lucky and his buddy uh mylansky yep you have her you have the chick graped then you come to the rescue like they did to jordan peterson like they did too no no no dude he thinks that with gail pooley that's bad news wait wait jordan pearson was grapes what are you saying i'm confused i'm saying it's metaphorically yeah you get fucking some bullshit then because he got sick then i show up for the daily wire i give you 60 million dollars and you're just coming off of benzos and your wife's in a hospital i see what you're saying and now you're obligated to me because i gave you 60 million and and like you know you almost lost your wife now you i don't care about nothing else my wife was sick i'm not gonna go die you You know, I'm going to go talk what I want. I'll just stay away from this one issue.

Yeah.

Right? It's not like, so sinister first.

Well, I remember early on they were like asking Jordan, hey, what about Soviet Union and what about gulags?

I can't go there. No, can't go there. Why? Wait, why would he be hesitant to go there about gulags in the Soviet Union?

Because of it eventually getting back to topics of Middle Eastern countries. you that's pretty far seeing ahead to dodge a question well it's because soldier needs can soldier needs his book references the relationship between the russians and middle eastern peoples and jordan knew that because he's read the book and this was like 2018 he got asked this question

he was like well you're just not gonna go there so ever since that and then he started having

split color suits because as a Jungian guy, his cognitive dissonance has to express, it's like a chick cutting her bangs to have a change in life. Jordan Peterson had to show up with these split suits because how are you supposed to hold these things together when you know better?

Exactly.

How the fuck do you do that without it coming out?

Yeah. And then people ask him later, you know, what about genocide? What about genocide?

I'm not going to go there.

Yeah, why would you not go there?

Bucko. Right. Bucko. Clean your room of gossens. Yeah. Your room's filthy with gossens. You got to clean them off. a room they're cleaning yeah no dude put in uh kyle dunnigan jordan peterson will you this is one of my favorite so we made a long time ago me and dunnigan made this where it was uh jordan peterson making an emotional plea to women and uh kyle's i think kyle's one of the better impressions of him although tyler fisher did have a good one oh yeah there it is jordan you don't like mine i've been working on mine it's not bad but you know i'm used to like real i thought i thought you see more often though could really some microphone could could go far all right kick this up so that everybody can hear his wonderful jordan peterson emotional plea

to go well jordan peterson joins me now jordan peterson welcome i'm sorry for getting emotional but i'm afraid every minute women are gaining more weight it's not going the other way

I'm sorry to say, they won't stop eating. It's not like it makes me happy to say this. I wish it did. I wish I could say, yay, look how fat they are. Hooray, let's throw a parade. And what do the men do? Who are they supposed to make love to? Men can't reach their holes. It's like, sure you want to get on top? Will you bloody well sign my will and testament because I'm not going to make it through this. Happy birthday to who? not me not any man i know i've been to mcdonald's i've been to wendy's it's all women in there it's like oh god how about a me too for she also ate all my fries no child should go to bed hungry because their mother ate all their food when i was a boy in canada you used to be able to leave your pies cooling on the windowsill good luck with that now don't blink there's a fat woman eating your pie which is the last thing i was afraid lizzo was gonna eat that flute

really so played that crystal flute yeah and a fat

ah this is great yeah kurt's podcast is like 100 mile per hour organized schizophrenia yeah but

it's good well schizophrenia is really just a collection of symptoms some of which i exhibit

but not all of them and it's like it's a stream of a stream of consciousness of association it

all comes back around i promise everyone you know but it's called derp with curb because that's was no it's it's this is how i get into those things um when you because i did uh what's the redacted after you because you were talking to what's her head um natalie about uh you know the william branham cults yes the nar bullshit that took over america the the evangelical sort of charismatic new apostolic reformation stuff and then this thing that blows my mind is really where we get these charismatics like the most because they started out with snake you know they're all jumping rope with snakes and then they get bit a lot so they need safer tricks they had to come up with safer tricks safer tricks and then they had some armenian faith healer evok or something hagobian okay okay there's a guy who's a former nar guy that he just talks about all this shit hagobian is the last name i think it's evok but some shit like a ghostbuster villain name yeah And, uh, he's like a guy looks like Jesus, like that other guy that was making the rounds. It looks like Jesus. That isn't Russell Brandt.

Jared Leto.

No, he's a guy who starred in some Jesus movie. And I know you've seen him on. And, um, oh, the Mormon chosen guy. Maybe. Okay. But he goes, he shows up to Palm Springs. They had a, these faith healers, like all these people came because I heard someone could heal the sick. Well, these rich people like Jesus Christ, a lot of people here. and we got to like really get rid of them so it was like this weird opportunity to make money and get the people the fuck out and anyway long story short the reason we have the evangelicals we have

now is because of the kardashian family yes what my wife went on a deep dive studying that she went deep understanding the the history of the kardashians connected to faith healing which

i didn't even know this but a lot of these do where they come from will you is this work

well no i know that part they come from the tunnels of typhan they pop up out of it yeah but so yeah and and a lot of these influencer people of that caliber have also followed the trend of starting their own little churches which is i think a way to hide tax money that kind of stuff but yeah right also as i was uh talking with natalie it redacted like the evangelical movement as a whole has always had the CIA's hands in it it's a huge do I try to explain this to

people because it's so I when I was a kid all my little my friends that were like born again and I was a Jehovah we'd argue because they were all hardcore Christian Zionist just ways are neutral politically so I was like I don't think that the literal state of Israel is right you got to worry about they're like no and then the red heifer I'm gonna hear this red heifer shit like where's this coming I'd heard that red heifer shit it was baffling to me I've heard it since I was a kid yeah yeah and i'll bring up people now they don't know what the fuck it is but tim pool had one of that jonathan kahn fuck and some other maniacs one guy holds up a baggie of red heifer dust yeah you're gonna snort something you fucking freak what is that shit like a their version

of a relic i guess so the idea is that it's coming soon but again i've been hearing that from that crowd since i was a kid in the evangelical world but they believe yeah they have to you know rebuild the third temple that that will be the mashiach for the jews traditional christian interpretation is that that would be the antichrist temple yeah because what why would

a christian so i mean whatever you believe with it if you

Jewish I don't care but why would a Christian give a fuck about the wailing wall of the third temple didn't Christ say the temple's gonna be destroyed so don't cry about it bitch the traditional raising no that's the traditional

Christian view but then evangelical Zionism which was promoted by the Rothschilds promoted by Samuel winter Meyer in America to the Schofield study Bible to get America on board with the offer declaration and all of that which again the modern nation of Israel is founded as a socialist atheist state which is weird because that has really nothing to do with Christianity or even traditional believing judaism yeah right like you know there's like i know this sounds insane but

it's not so crazy but there's like a far right like dolphin cult now i'm really being reductive

about what their shit is but the dolphins make me cry we're back again it's i don't know a dolphin

cult yeah okay i'm gonna tell you the name of it because so i had dr heather lin on who was talking about the Anunnaki which as you know is a real and who recommended the Bannon book to me and uh she knows some wild very interesting shit because all the Anunnaki shit I've always been disinterested in because all that uh Zachariah Sitchin bolt you know that Rockefeller horse shit but uh she had some really interesting facts about it and um okay so I'm gonna tell you what she told me because i'd heard this right wing dolphin call this is me like that's your joke okay i'm condensing it but i'm not dude i'm not i'm not far from it okay um you're not talking

about john c lily are you no although he was in the dolphins the dolphins made him cry

let it cry um uh let's see it's uh are you billy you big billy carson guy by the way billy corson no i'm not he's an ex jehovah borson he's what he's an ex jehovah oh interesting yeah and his thing is three figures came in through his wall and um oh here we go wait let's see is this the same let's see ashkenazi called to see themselves as the competing bloodline to the merovingians because our aristocracy back through byzantine and central european intermarried into the same merovingian dragon bloodline effectively arguing that certain jewish elite families carry the same sacred or serpentine bloodlines as European royalty does that sound like Larry Loomer's messages of we'll make an Ashkenazi Aryan baby remember Laura Loomer's fucking stupid emails that were baffling to me when I saw them but now I'm looking at it and I think I know why she's

saying yes okay well okay so now so I see Dagon Merovingians that's where you're getting the

dolphin cult well yeah but I thought Dagon is not a fucking fish god I thought Dagon is a grain god maybe grain to make fish but i thought that's some uh jordan maxwell nonsense he was saying

jordan maxwell oh oh because i moses looked at god's ass yeah and the tarot doctiles that are

flying over los angeles i do know a handful of people i've spoken with who are members of both the london and paris masonic lodges and consider themselves illuminati believe some of that dolphin narrative now i'd heard this but this is like a thing i view as retarded just so you understand okay there's a dolphin okay this sounds very tied into what the thing okay so supposedly drum and netanyahu are aligned with some dolphin thing creatures that i saw i do there's a random thing i saw again on a flight on like odyssey we're back to darius rucker this is straight up hootie it was always the blowfish the blowfish so when i hear the yeah the blowfish Well, Blowfish is... But anyway, when I heard that, it stuck with me because it's retarded, right? Correct. So I go, how come... But if you watch Daryl James, a secret space program guy who has a... I would just watch it just to hear the story, not to tell you to believe it, just to hear it because it's very interesting, okay? It's just fascinating. It's like the Star Trek mirror universe, his whole thing. It's all Nazis and space. There's a Nazi Star Trek where nobody tells Earth there's a Star Trek. okay and um anyways i would when i was looking for alien shit i would watch all these things because i just want to hear something i haven't heard that so i'm not bored um anyway so i hear this dolphin thing i said to her and she goes and i go this is like really retarded but have you ever heard it she goes well i know some people that are that believe some of that dolphin narrative they link it to the merovingians who claimed their bloodline came from a sea creature called the kino tar the queen o tar a beast of neptune that traces back even further than the sumerian ap kalu the amphibious sages who brought civilization from the water is that the aquatic beings in elite bloodline mythology is ancient the starbucks logo is melissune siren melissune was a serpent woman water fairy associated with the lucinian dynasty but the broader symbolic thread connects back with this whole current of sacred bloodlines descending from amphibious or aquatic non-human beings now all that nhI bullshit they talk about now they keep saying from under this under the sea all the tic tacs come from under the sea

up there it is a mess

Ariel Ariel that's another name for

that way down here you rap with a crab yeah yeah

Ariel by the way is a name for Israel it's in Isaiah I think but

I had this guy R.A. Castaldo on who's a he's in he's Gary Wayne's guy they do research together you know gary wayne you never seen gary wayne i do you should check him shit out i had him on one of my podcast i'm a bad interviewer you know uh so you're not gonna get the best out of it but it was a good talking to him and he wrote genesis six conspiracy now why i like that guy is i think that guy's a genuine christian i think he's not phony at all and i'm really harsh on people i think are phony okay with their christianity especially do i pass the kurt test

or how do I come out?

It depends, I guess, how pro-war you are. But I'm talking about like L.A. Marzulli. Here's an example of what I would think is who I think is a fake and for one reason. L.A. Marzulli, who a lot of people like, who I like, but I watch that motherfucker call these Palestinian kids Amalek. He said they're Amalekites. And I did watch on Jimmy a bunch of Orthodox Jews fucking fucks on the border of Gaza. you know they had a fence so his kids starving on one side they on purpose set up carnival like you know shit kids like like cotton candy and and shit so they could look at it yeah they did that on purpose so that disturbed me for a long time and then i come to find out there's like 43 more of them videos since then on tiktok that's why larry ellison bought it yes because the psychopaths in israel were bragging about their crimes so much and you know they had they're like in a time warp without wokeness that was inflicted on us by wall street so they have no concept of how to do hasbar anymore they just have no concept of it and so that shit uh i find very upsetting so call this little starving kid i had to look at an amalekite it you know really uh russell's my jimmies you know yeah so where do i rank on the kurt meter am i i don't know i've never i've never seen you uh uh do what i don't know i mean for me to for me to make a judgment the kurt smell test that's it ain't up to me for me to judge somebody though you would have to say some outrageous thing where i'm like all right so you i know you're on the wrong side so just look i i'm not this shit where uh it's okay that oh trump's got a secret plan but we're gonna have to genocide these kids fuck you dude no more but i'm not you've i never heard you say some shit like that but i've watched people talk like that no it's retarded yeah and i'm just like are you do you not get how they do how they're working this whole candy candy pedo thing is because some jerk off is going to be like i don't feel like thinking about that yeah never mind the secret shit what were the last we haven't won a war in 80 years we haven't won how does that happen where you have a military industrial complex and then go on to never win yeah well somebody won they're just not anybody that fought in it or banks won yeah i mean i guess we got some valuable gilgamesh treasures or something thank you thank you do and also i'm not a fucking racist so it bothers me when i hear uh like anybody being cute and trolly about it i'm like tell me what the fuck y'all are don't don't be a goddamn you mean about gaza or just race in general i i find nick fuentes to be the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen because that motherfucker will say some retard shit and it you know like pedos do online they like to say like they're just kidding you know they got to be like like uh the kid from kiwi farms is right he there's

these uh horrific vtubers that they call it connie posting you know it's a crab or something means in japanese it sounds like cunny c-u-n-n-y you know it's in a child's vagina Nick Fuentes fans they call it Cunny posting

really

yeah do you know how he's always bringing up the age of consent as a feminist

I've heard this yeah

which I mean great thing and before everybody gets mad that this is pedo talk keep in mind he's a homosexual he wants to set a standard that could never be met by any woman so he doesn't have to be pressured into doing the trad thing that he's preaching to these other gay kids that are in the closet that probably have a crush on him because they like like fashy

gay fashion you know like there is a connection between uh the suppression of the sexual desire and fascism that does exist i mean yeah i'm retaining my semen so i can hate jews better well there was a there was a book written about uh in the uh the reich pink swastika that's it where there's like this weird and i i suspect that that notorious underground german bdsm type culture is a kind of a manifestation, which is still there, by the way.

Well, in the files, we find out that Hitler's youth hostel, wherever he stayed, was in Epstein and Rothschild.

They owned the homeless houses, correct. That's right.

It sounds like how Charles Manson was found on the streets by Sidney Gottlieb. Yeah, that guy's an agent. They all come out of one part of California, him and Jim Jones. I mean, there's a whole list of them. I see it start to come out, but most people don't know it or think about it. But we just had a shooting here. This is why I think it's important, because we just had a shooting here.

Do you think that was an organized, perfect timing?

I think that's one of them MK Monarch retards that still got left lying around, just like Ralph, just like the other kid, just like the guy that shot the president of Slovenia. Do you know the president of Slovenia was going to investigate? I never forgot this story, because the president of Slovenia is going to investigate Pfizer, and this is during the pandemic. Oh, the COUF, okay. and something oh and stop giving money to ukraine and i go what's this guy want to get shot now he's good well not two months later he gets shot by like a 72 year old man with no history of violence wow so that's somebody calling a hypnotic suggestion or when you hear the same phrase over and over i'm worried about the future of democracy or whatever the fuck or the dolphins make me cry whatever it is there's a bunch of fucking let's call them disney adults rattling around that they're going to hear that hypnotic phrase and it's going to kick some of them into action they did this to a lot of people from what I understand it's millions of people they did this to so now what they got to do never admit they did this they got to slowly do because they don't need to do all that shit to control you now I got great news for everybody you're all such cattle that they don't have to fucking take you underneath Disney World and fucking the and take you in the tunnels of Typhon no more we've found a better way to do it with like I don't know blue light in the open no yeah and it's in the mass initiation yes the externalization of the fucking tulpa dude yep isis unveiled uh i mean i think the epstein files is that there's we're gonna tell you what are you gonna do fucking nothing that one guy in the airport's gonna yell that's it you know it's

funny heidi fleiss said that when her black book was published remember when that was a big controversy like 20 years ago in the early late 90s early 2000s she was like that actually like made sex workers in this whole industry a lot more acceptable because it was now being discussed by the entire nation and then people didn't care anymore so i don't think it's an accident and i think they're fucking have they're on the way to like normalizing a lot of the stuff it's a

pyramid so like a pyramid's a generational project that's why they love that shit to me i think they love it because it's this generational thing and these are the people that think ahead in generations that's why they name all their kids after themselves to like the fourth because it's like a way of cloning without you know like you could just see what they're doing and then uh and they plant whereas poor people you're you're in a state of you have to just survive every day yeah so there's your hypnosis of the day yeah hopefully you're addicted to something you gotta worry about that you can't worry about what i'm doing i mean it's such a perfect method of control and and i really do think that these assholes got it from someone way back because it's that perfect it's like uh i'm not i don't believe in astrology you know because i'm a gemini and we're skeptical obviously but uh i don't think the astrology the rich people use is the same as the one dipshits get to use okay i think what they're using is something akin to a statistical science okay as uh joseph p farrell another orthodox uh aren't you familiar with her yeah yeah farrell is great dude but it it'll if you have thousands of years of observing things based on and so when people being born on certain dates is very important so I mean the story of Jesus why do you send three Persian fucking wizard hitmen to go find them they do this to it they lie about their birthdates and shit because they're making war on each other do you know that

you think they're hitmen

uh the three magi were not good guys no the star was not that's being led to Herod is trying to kill all the firstborn

I know that but yeah so Well, look that's what I was taught

One of the things that Jovi's have a few things that I was taught that I think are right still that being one of them The other one being you can't join the fucking military and God doesn't approve any government He allows their authority to be in place

But this Seven Mountains Mandate shit where you're supposed to go to battle, Jesus clearly said the majority of people ain't going to get it. There's no mass awakening. That's horse shit. That's a political thing.

You talk about New Absolute Reformation, Seven Mountain Mandate.

Yeah, but it's just another version of the same fucking thing if we're going to go conquer and say it's God, but I don't think God really is telling you to do that. I think you just want to do that. And I think that you've heard of Caesar's Messiah, right? Yeah. I never bought that because I don't believe top-down shit works that well what I think is Christ was populism to such a degree what do they hate the most populism okay people not blaming the guy next to him but it blaming the leaders is we can't have that ever right and I think that spread so quickly that Constantine took the Persian model that had already been done was or Astrid ism they had already done this in Persia so we had a model to work from and so he just fuses it together because his generals and shit are all doing them the mithra cult the model

from Persia like Cyrus what do you mean whoever was done it just before

Constantine so the mithra cult is like the Freemasons of its time right so Mitra is a god but mithra is some theosophy style alchemy hobo chili is a soldier cult that's what these things are that in our military there are soldiers in fact Intel you could say is a soldier cult in general it to me the appeal of christianity is you you get to know your beliefs up front for free you don't have to pay money you don't have to fucking find out later that you think xenoo's a thing you go you know up front what the deal is that's i used to knock on doors trying to sell the shit so i'm telling you the selling point is that it don't cost no money and christ is trying to save you from this slavery you're born into so there's no mystery cult shit that's babylonian the mystery cult is jj abrams mystery box storytelling horse shit to keep you coming back week after week for a very disappointing ending. So Lost and Scientology kind of have the same disappointment. Okay. You know? Like Xenu, that's what the end was? You're like, did you just make this up as you went along?

You mean how Lost had a shitty ending, you're saying?

Yeah, and J.J. Abrams called it Mystery Box.

Yeah. I think everybody was disappointed in the ending of Lost, yeah. I got you now.

I mean, why are more people disappointed? Well, I guess plenty of people disappointed in the ending of Scientology because it doesn't have a lot of members. They have to lie. But it's a CIA cutout, So, that's why it's still there.

And banned, like Joe's Witnesses were, because they're used by intelligence.

Dude, my mother will tell me about how Russia is persecuting Joe's Witnesses. And so, naive as I am, I'm always surprised by the absolute infiltration by Intel covens into every aspect of life. Quite a shock, but they're in everything. Yo, Joe's Club, I'm sure, is lousy with Intel. Of course it is. he's the seat of western power now because Trump got elected so I promise you there's all kinds of there's probably private spooks who's the top spook comedian

I don't know are they any good or are they no good

I would say if you're really funny as a comedian and you're also a spy I'm impressed because I would say that's really good if you could be like there's gotta have maybe have been one I don't know Bob Hope wasn't funny he was MK Ultra Handler

he was a handler yeah exactly

right he'd say some shit and do the good they always had golf club do you think like the

a-list levels of like the will ferrulls and those types are um i think you got to just show you'll

be cool no matter what and then how far you go depends on the opportunity to be somewhere and show your class as the hell's angels put it okay and uh you show class right right by fucking being down and then all these rappers you see they ain't had a hit in years why are they still around why are they showing up fucking reality show which is you know

they go in the booty hole

and people accuse him of that I don't know who went in what Typhon Tunnel but I also don't give that much of a shit I just am amazed at the level of you gotta do some gay if you're straight you're gonna have if you're gay you're gonna have to pretend you're straight like it's not just like if you're straight you'll do gay shit right but oh you're gay you're gonna have to do some straight shit whatever you don't like you gotta do that

I didn't see your loyalty left-hand path. That's the whole do the opposite of what you believe in and then we know that you're loyal

Yeah, would you do anything? It's in Kingsman I was probably in a book in Kingsman. You got to shoot your dog

I did that. Yeah, the Nazis did that British intelligence. Yep. Oh, Mossad does as well. Yeah, exactly

Yeah, no, it's a good to adopt the evil of your enemies. That's the most important thing And then you got a great moon child like Hitler. That's why they love Hitler. Exactly. He's an empty motherfucking vessel and if they got the right night to conceive and all the bullshit they go through, yo, there's people clocking. When you're born, it's just like at the funeral homes where they sell body parts.

You always hear a story about that. There was a big one in Pennsylvania. You saw that, right? Oh, wow. The guy had been selling.

I've heard of those, but I didn't know it was a recent thing.

Yeah. And so the guy.

So.

Also, when you're being born, there's all kinds of creep doctors in on this shit. Yeah. And they're going to take your blood and they're going to send it somewhere. And they could get. I bet they get a little headhunt bounty. Hey, this kid's born. It was Eclipse's kid was born.

He's a Gemini. He's a Metzger.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that's. I doubt that thus far it hasn't proven to be that valuable. But there's still time. But because of the way, have you heard all this shit about how they believe these sun cults? So basically, you'll hear this new age thing. It's like a light frequency. That's why the star position is so important, because different fucking bodies are shining down. And I guess that's that plasma around the earth and all that influences. Yeah. Yeah, that's like the allegories about the river of sticks and all that. That's a plasma river.

Okay.

And so what do people see plasma balls when they do that stupid CE5? Mm-hmm. You know that thing when you use your phone like a Ouija board to contact UFOs? You ever do it? No. You wanna?

We did do Randonautica one time, and it took us to a weird spot. We did what? That's that app that people were doing like a couple years ago where it's like quantum AI that tells you to go to some location and something weird will occur. Did it happen? Well, in many cases it does. Like people found like dead bodies. They found treasure. All kind of weird shit.

I never heard of that. That sounds way more interesting than C5.

And it did take us to, true story, the first time we did it, it didn't work every time, but after a couple times, it took us to a place out in the middle of nowhere. and we think that it was probably people meeting up for a lady of the evening, shall we say? Interesting. It was, and it was real. Yeah, it happened.

I wonder if it was like Petoush, my beloved children's book character, Petoush, who's an Indian boy pretending to be AI. You know AI is a scam. It's like artificial Indians.

You go out at this time and I know you're going to have a crazy experience.

Because Albania, you know Albania's got an AI prime minister, right? I heard this, yeah. And she's pregnant with 83 young like y'all so thought wait, who's the black she go to the woods of HP Lovecraft Shub Nagroth The race is stereotype of the woods with a thousand young in word Kurt. No, it's Nick your Roth

So it's Jewish really did you're off? It's Kabbalistic actually the book There's a whole chapter on Lovecraft and the Kabbalah in that book. Oh, yo, do you know then that Necronomicon?

they talk about that's supposedly a real one. That's fucking, Lavender wrote that? Peter Lavender wrote that?

I've read his book, Simon, and that is, it's, the, Lovecraft is the author, or excuse me, gives the ideas for the Simon Necronomicon, which I think is that, yeah.

Yeah, you ever do Sean Patrick Haslett's show? Through a Glass Darkly? Oh, it's a good show, dude. That guy has some good shit on there. Okay. Who? Sean Patrick Haslett. It's called Through a Glass Darkly. okay but uh you should talk to him dude that would be a good fucking show okay really my show is just to meet people and tell them about other people they should talk to okay a podcast about other people's podcasts that's meta i like it yeah you down with opp you know me all right you down with ccp all right i got a p so that you i don't know what you all want thank you for the book by the way that's entire hollywood three which i cannot wait like it dude i cannot wait it's stream of consciousness kerp derp style well that's how you got channel it you know right i really uh

the taluric influences of the shoob nigger roth i faffle my information typhonian okay yeah

typhonian ass magic i'm a master i just gape your fourth eye right now uh-oh touching butts i just gave you a stream from my second butthole up here oh no and uh you know hopefully that entered your fourth eye and now we're uh in the convergence of the zone theory we're full on zone theory all right you just got derped