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The Derp With Kurp & Sean Hazlett 2026-04-14 13:56
Kurt Metzger

The Derp With Kurp & Sean Hazlett 2026-04-14 13:56

from Kurt Metzger

April 14, 2026 | Comedy

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it alone but they're always a loser so the template of the loser with his goddamn manifesto in his shirt pocket goes back a long motherfucking way and matt eric first guy heard say it on uh tripley's thing yeah they're making assassins these are dude they're making assassins that's what they've always done going back to the old man in the mountain and the hashashim it's a bunch of weird incels getting drugged up and getting a glimpse of pussy and then going out and killing for you and probably some kind of weird homosexual abuse it's very old it's a very old technique and oneida was that and charles get out because james garfield and in the show unless you're looking for it once you see because it's well acknowledged how corrupt it is and right around that time matt eric's got a list of the people assassinated why goodness it looks like they're all scientists right around now who work with plasma uaps yeah like a 10th one just disappeared like today or well uh i saw uh sean was it who's talking to avi lobe the great avi lobe who said uh well they might be connected but i don't know that they're oh no you don't see you're clearly connected well i know for a fact they're all connected that one general who they took have a picture of him wearing two helmets like he's fucking slow yeah they're all connected to him that's a connection you know and why he's an air force

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laboratory yes air force laboratory he was funding there was that raza woman who was i forget what she was doing there's a caltech scientist who was looking at phone down walk outside with a gun now

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what do you think that could be dude you did a remote viewing of this shit didn't you

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yeah well mccaslin there wasn't a lot of detail but i didn't personally my team did i mean yeah i saw the thing yeah yeah yeah they one one viewer and again this stuff is like 60 correct like any intelligence techniques so just the grain of salt but they all viewed uh

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weapons of mass destruction in iraq i understand

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actually there's a story behind that too in the first gulf war but i'll uh he he um mixed he forward deployed his chemical weapons and then when he was setting those oil fires he set he set off some of those he let him he let the chemical weapons kind of

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Well, I got great news for you, dude. You're going to love this one. We set those fires in the oil wells. It wasn't Saddam. It just came out. It just came out. It just happens to be a thing. It's a goddamn new show where I have to always see the constant betrayal from every level of fucking America on everything I've ever heard. Because, you know, Syria, why did he get he chemically attacked? No, he fucking did. Why would he do that? Why would he? How would that help him to do that? I see. Especially if it's a red line. Right. yeah none of the look terrorism itself i just i don't know if people think that like the west did not invent it but much like covid and nazism yes it did and communism and malism it all comes from the same oligarchs who still rule your dumb asses to this day and every what i can't i'm still amazed at it people that are smarter than me i know they are that i talked to all the time that really studied this shit they can't make that connection somehow when it's like

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not even a hidden connection well after after epstein it's it's undeniable right like there is there is a level of reality control whatever you want to call it above what we see this like

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traditional nation states and stuff like that well look at the overall thing dude the nine so you got this hilarious mystery cult which is what a what our entire thing is oh are we about to be initiated into knowing uh what the egg ship is oh no no maybe next cycle and then yeah maybe next time maybe next time yeah but you can tell your initiation what are you talking about assholes with this initiation shit go fuck yourselves oh i hate them so much but you see the setup is this like constant now you can know the real story now you've been traumatized enough yeah they'll let a

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little bit out and then half of it'll be bullshit and it'll be you know they'll have a little modified limited hangout here where they have some sort of foundation and they you know and basically they use it to bring in experiencers and then they can catalog them and figure out who's what and what they're seeing and and then they can use them to find out more or interface

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more with whatever the hell they're interfacing right that's how it works it's the nine see it's much like nexium at the top of the cult are some like loser nepo babies that started a stupid mystery cult like as it always is some scion of somebody who studied you know how rich people love magic you know like paltrow had a whole business of magic shit and oprah had the secret which i think means the occult if i'm not mistaken literally that's what it means the secret like the

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the word the secret means oh yeah yeah you think it's like mad

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manifestation it's like manifestation right i'm gonna manifest this and that i have a triangle

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that i look through and all i gotta do and so of course the people the top of it are weird sex perverts from back in the day that want to do weird for me on the grave and and like i would liken how they are to uh i don't know if you ever did coke or not but like remember harvey weinstein big big time coke head who's such a piece of his dick fell off but he had to like go jerk off in a house plant during one of his harassments oh yeah yeah that's yeah that's one of the things right that he got charged for so do you like the level of deviance of like like you're i mean if that's not possession i don't know what the fuck is you know that you do that to your fucking yeah why would you do that like what would possess you to like hey i can do this that's why we have a saying called what would possess you to do that because gone human something does because something does yeah you know inspiration or whatever if you're a receiver and you're picking up signals that's what all those uh astrological you know like the the light or the plasma or whatever you want to call them from all the different phases of things are different like transmissions supposedly this is what r.a castaldo is telling me i think unless i'm getting it wrong but but that's why they're keeping track of this shit like that of like the uh uh with top position stars rings i think it's like picking up different stations at different times is the the clumsy way i would put it is how they think of it like that how general how uh flynn general flynn that mk monarch fucking sack of shit he talks about the seven rays a lot of luciferians like talk about the seven rays wait what the hell are the seven rays oh well if you if you had gone to the tp usa events you should have been going to you would know that or the seven mountains or the seven spheres of influence they start to sound like other terms you've heard when you hear all the

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different names well the seven spheres like the original seven planets basically that's what it

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sounds like it's see how they all course he had the hermetic shit where they go oh and that relates to seven planets and we can figure out by this that a child will be born in bethlehem that we got to send three persians to kill him so fucking uh yeah that's what they do and that's why they had that uh uh hamilton pharmacopoeia guy was talking about it on danny jones that computer that the government was giving to our third world allies it was like an astrology computer high-tech astrology computer that would show them signs that we wanted them so they'd make

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moves we want them to make you know that story no why would you ever accept something like that from the intelligence community they just manipulate that because they've been initiated

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to a certain level oh hey look buddy look we tell hey we're both sorcerers here you're in the inner circle where we know about the lizard people and i heard that you're descended from them there's a thing in mexico they were doing in kathy o'brien's book the president at the time when she went to nasa and they they chilled her body they had chilled a lizard down and inserted it into her so they could film her giving birth to a reptilian to trick the president of mexico who thought he's descended from you know the plume serpent and that was one of the and so yeah yeah so when i hear that story in one book and then i hear hamilton saying about the astrology devices of course they want you know hillary clinton and especially if you're like a new york bitch or from la well all girls love astrology but hillary clinton would go have would channel eleanor roosevelt yeah what do you need to know from that uh uh box lunch motherfucker what does she need to know from eleanor roosevelt a good recipe for a kid's face like what do you what do you need to talk to eleanor roosevelt about yeah okay okay but why are you you're doing saying odds and you're so she's clearly deeply spirit she's not an atheist but don't you talk about how she's deeply uh spiritual all the time she is she knows something she knows something the rest of us don't know and she had that person from her office ask about i i thought it was fake or like oh some weirdo just asked about gilgamesh's resurrection chamber in a foyer request you remember that no when was this it's a while ago we could find it probably mark you heard of that right and so i was telling michael malice about this so i'd heard of that i never looked in because i'm like what and um the name is some name i don't know where they're from but some kind of star wars name like like and uh it's i i don't know anyway it's someone works in her office made the foyer request so that's for her that's not for the person who

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made the request yeah just for gilgamesh's resurrection it's not and all those lodges

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of masonry like the ur lodge and the whatever they're all into that because as you know they feel they descended from the anunnaki in some quarters such as delaware

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talk about it his parents talk about it yeah i think when i grew up like seven miles from that place i used to drive by it every day for school never had that clue that that stuff was going on there ardent in that ardent guild hall and whatnot

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well some people did apparently because jay said as a kid and he didn't understand it even though he said they were people would be like oh it's a bunch of satanists living over there you know it's like hick just like when i was in school people knew about duponts all the people when i was in our institute that were townies that they relatives worked at the duponts events they all had a really like entertaining story about some mutant they trot out because they're so fucking inbred like famously inbred rich people and in fact if you ever saw nothing but trouble with dan akroyd's movie where he's got like a a dick nose chevy chase is in it my friend taylor negron who's dead now is in it and um it was really weird in pennsylvania and creepy and i think that's dan akroyd knows about that that's what i think the sheriff is called the reeve which is like what a sheriff was or reeve like they use those because if you hear about arden they have that they're like i'm the guild master of acting and yeah there's a guild there's like the arden guild house that's there like the city of london you know the city of london is run by like shoot the cobbler's guild it's not i don't think it's that one but it's some shit we are the butter churners guild and the king has to answer to us like they're like the city of london is one of the weirdest things i've ever heard of it's like if the federal reserve was a city inside of london

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that's called the city of london i don't know well i keep i keep i forgot like i keep forgetting to go and ask my mother but i think at one point they had like some haunted house in that arden guild house and like i was a kid yeah it was but like i remember like her taking me to that place

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guild house oh i gotta ask jay again i can't remember where they go down in the basement that's the church of the marquee of hell so they go to a regular church then they go to the church

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of the marquee of hell after that yeah it's it's it's kind of like in this like you just go down this road and then wooded road and it's just kind of off to the side you don't really notice it it's pretty it's like hiding in plain sight really yeah that's a phrase that his parents

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often would use and but the way it's laid out is they're watching who comes in and out of that town and a lot of towns are laid out that way going back to you know like sundown town times like it's they got to keep us good they got a hedge maze for black people they don't want to walking into the town there's so many towns set up like that and you're like oh where uh there's one a post-world war ii my buddy george's uh family from was it like rosette rosewood i don't rent out rosewood uh something part but in uh north jersey and it's a post-world war ii veteran colony where it's like they didn't want they wouldn't have black people be allowed to move in and you know that's how it was founded i don't know if it was officially but unofficially at least by the way rob was born euclid ohio uh or it was laid out after the war to make it so black people couldn't come in and the only reason they started uh the people that fought it were real estate developers and wanted to sell how like sell how that's why there's always a housing to this day there's a housing problem you can't just build because it's us trying to gate our community you know and then we'll put you in the designated spot for so we can watch you they want you all living in projects it's just projects for everybody else but me you go you stay in where you're going to be that's what the 15 minute cities are that's why in LA they burn down the whole state and rich people do not just poor people but people in those neighborhoods

00:13:24 - 00:13:38 | Speaker 2:

we have a bill in California it's called like the it's something like the anti Nick Shirley bill where they're trying to pass this bill yeah so you can't you can't like do these it makes investigative reporting illegal

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basically effectively if it was a real anti nick shirley but i mean think of like the the wwe horseshit of this nick shirley the mormon boy construct front virgin okay that is not a real journalist is clearly clearly a cutout out of the gate tim pool at least fooled me for a while that i didn't think he was that yeah but he's been that the whole time i i think now it's amazing watching that idiot you know trump's playing 5d chess probably and and what happened was it was to hurt china oh that's good i you know what i hope that i can never own a home as long as as long as china's sad that's all i care about so that's right that's right good good work and i like he just keeps blaming trump they all keep saying it like as if trump is the president and not we should vote israel elections dude i feel i should vote for the president of israel well i

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mean we pay for their health care we i mean we absolutely should you know can't work except in one one spot for one group i mean like look let's start a massive war with iran to get at china i mean instead instead of just like putting a few ships on this to block the strait of malacca and not causing a big war it's more 5d chess if we hide it under a massive war in iran that shuts down global you know like 20 percent meanwhile we send the artemis to

00:14:59 - 00:15:31 | Speaker 1:

wrong. to dump the rest of the epstein files on the moon quick flyby drop the files the dershowitz one capsule breaks away lands on the moon now we can move on and worry about what matters which is harming iran and russia these people talk in such insane dude the greatest good that we got out of ukraine by the way i want the and i'm not like saying this bitterly i mean i think it's insane but they said this well we're killing a lot of russians oh thank god oh yeah i mean their

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population was already declining it was already declining but you know we could just get a little

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a few more we can make it decline even more i mean ukraine is about to wait any second now they got russia on the ropes oh by the way russia somehow is also sending weapons to iran while they're losing you know how we don't have enough missiles left but russia uh even while they're losing to ukraine they're setting i don't think that's wise to do with their stockpile in a war but that's russia for you guys mad man yeah that's a clear sign of losing clear china the blockade i asked this yesterday on jimmy's show because you know the blockade of china that's not the blockade

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yeah there was an oil tanker chinese oil tanker ran it ran the blockade what are you going to do you're going to sink a chinese vessel and like i think it's just uh uh because we i want to point

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out to everyone and this is a fact we were escorting the chinese oil to china why would we do that for our enemy china well because insurance rates for shipping here's the nuke that iran has this is why they don't need a nuclear missile right they can just they can make us all poor overnight like like starving because that straight of hormuz is that big a deal so do you understand like how much better than a nuke that is like dude no no one no one understands that and the

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people do it's like a neutron bomb it's kind of like a neutron bomb get the meat out of there

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yep yeah and so the blockade you know how far away from iranian shore blockade is it's like 700 miles or some is that a blockade it's kind of symbolic we're doing something kirk we're doing something we're doing it we're doing it did better when she ran the blockade of gaza than we are doing okay kirk we're doing it come on you gotta do it we're doing it what happened is we probably just didn't escort them now we're not given the escort so that's how it looks like they're running it but we've been escorting all their oil to them because we again i don't know is china really an enemy i i still don't understand the relationship we have with china it's very difficult because they're a frenemy they're a frenemy yeah that's probably what is our frenemy i know steve bannon feels like there there cannot be a world where there's in china and in america we can't have it they're just gonna try to fucking i don't know what introduce a very similar form of state capitalism to what we have and we can't have that well they're

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they're ahead they're ahead on the uh total totalitarian control system they're like way ahead so they're trying to try to roll up they're so far ahead that they don't really give a shit

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what professor jang says that's how far ahead they are because that guy's had trouble from the government now maybe seriously oh yeah but way before the thing where they go at it he got in trouble he told mark when he market had him on his podcast uh that it was he wasn't gonna do anymore because people were saying he predicted the iran thing and we're like other i don't know if you've been in china but if you got a business and make somebody jealous there they'll fucking try to sabotage it's real it's real venetian city-state where they drop an anonymous card

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on you no i i i watched it happen in real because i told you this a long time ago i used to work at jewel and we tried to open oh that's right and uh and we just tried to do like internet only and the you know the i forget what they sell like a hundred billion i'm gonna get the numbers they love the smoke in china dude but there's like the corporation there like the tobacco corporation and they like we were in we were in and out in like a month it was just like all right impossible

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i'm surprised they didn't uh you have you hire a bunch of chinese who then get all the corporate

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secrets and then you start there we absolutely did they were okay with us producing stuff there but they weren't okay with us selling stuff there but they were cooperative in like rating uh copy copycat vapes they were good with that but they would not let us sell in china yeah my buddy had

00:19:22 - 00:20:20 | Speaker 1:

brought mr softy ice cream to china and he uh when i was doing comedy there god damn it fucking sam's fucking sam hyde's called why would you call text me fucking do you see sam hyde's a fucking hilarious maniac he sent me a box of merch dude he sent me a box of sam hyde merch that is like hilarious merch it's like first of all bagged up in the most secure plastic bags it's almost like like i don't describe it like it's funny ass merch but there's like this seething with rage at how merch works and then it's these shirts which is like horseshit and i but the shorts i wear all the time they're his boxing shorts from fighting uh what's his name there are a pair of boxing shorts there's hide force on them yeah dude i think the greatest schedule of all time is his little round table of people like providence people arguing about i don't know it's immigration or housing prices they took

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it down off of youtube and so they got like they got like that like province rhode island uh get

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in my car except it's like welcome to worcester like god the god the goth feminist portion of it and also they're just saying they're stupid meanwhile nick wrote for his blast saying like this is they work for uh well for well uh well i'm saying far as well go you know who i'm talking about wells fargo it's wells fargo dude that we can retarded right on beach beat and that i keep keeps saying palm beat peach instead but he goes he goes in wells fargo we believe in equality he keeps like throwing in stupid shit then they take a sandwich order and he and sam's telling them to keep talking while they're getting everybody's sandwich order okay right as it's going on like too long for a sketch this is what i think is so funny they get they get like a little heated and then the sandwiches arrive okay you keep talking and they're like i got tomato like the guys want doing it okay but then this is the greatest thing i've ever seen as an ending they pull out and there's a studio audience applaud so there's been a studio audience watching this horseshit the entire time it turns out like the sandwich orders it's like the greatest sketch ending i've ever seen uh anyway he looks like the i'd buy that for a dollar guy from robocop um uh we got off topic

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because of fucking that's an ancient reference but that's fine ancient i'd buy that for a dollar

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yeah i'd buy that robocop these kids only know the newer robocop could you imagine making that

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movie falling down today could you imagine like that that like that movie falling down

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um is really like because the guy works for nuclear energy right says defense on his license

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plate yeah he's like a defense contractor in like the 90s it gets laid off and then he just like i

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interpret every one of these movies as a fucking government guy who popped off just like the oneida cult guy that shot garfield it's such a and i remember my dad like it was everybody's dad's favorite movie when it came out because it opens with him fucking getting out of a traffic jam and blowing up a fucking thing with a rocket launcher which is like so deeply i mean i deeply touched a of people in that time period who were in a car listening to talk radio sitting in traffic you know yeah they show that he's not a nazi like the guy who's runs the you know uh what's his name and then uh robert just everybody he interacts with happens to be a stereotype and then he gets robert duvall to kill him instead of uh you know like he was going to kill his family but he said the cop he does suicide by cop at the end mm-hmm like this is a touching story very touching yeah it spoke to a lot of dudes that were married with a mortgage and you see the program it's just like Elvis just like how Elvis is like a fucking you know like a a template that they prescribed for many years and in the 90s big time pushing Elvis as a mind control template for people I think like uh all those Quentin Tarantino movies I liked with a strong Elvis thing then was like elvis gangsters in vegas robbing casinos there was yeah you're elvis impersonators right and then there was uh wild at heart where nicholas cage nicholas cage always do a lot of elvis it was like elvis is the template of masculinity and maildom in america so you know if you're some college do we be you like well it's interesting but i i think it's something that is tavistock type shit uh specifically like almost like a egregore or something or a servitor what they call it were you oh a servitor like some like entity that like yeah and then you could die we don't need or ai agent or ai agent same thing yes yes as before they had that so you're an icon so now we got the god sacrifice again you're shooting star your star man and uh then you'll always be in the sky you won't be alive collecting the money we should have paid you obviously but people are gonna remember you yeah that's the deal and uh you know it was funny with elvis i wasn't when did he die like i was born in 77 so sometimes 70s i'd be little but i remember as a kid the big conspiracy was that he's alive yeah there was a guy who looked just like him that sang elvis songs but wasn't him that came out do you remember that yeah and i think it turned out he was not elvis but that's weird as that he looked like

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and sang like him but somehow it was proved he wasn't i don't remember how it just reminds me of palm beach pete and epstein there's like a like elvis die like i heard he's still there but like the inverted version where it feels you would not any kind of hope or something like oh

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he's alive it's like an inverted thing or it's just like a uh whatchamacall red herring they just have somebody out there that looks just like him even though he's still probably still out there and looks exactly like himself right yeah exactly um i think that tupac being alive is no longer

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preposterous just because i wasn't aware at the time there were so many pictures of him in cuba and my friend who's into music like i'm not into music you know my friend was he was like who doesn't go in for any kind of doesn't want to be bothered with that kind of shit he's like well he might be it's like weird it's pre-ai pictures you know just pointing out and he shows me the pictures you find them and i'm like that's fucking him what are you so that's amazing to have what photographic evidence you're going to have to show somebody that's going to prove anything before ai you know what i mean like if you don't want to see it you're not going to see it

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so what why did why do you think they did what they did with the uh kind of the they murdered

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him who which wait tupac yeah uh well there's just a pot there's just a lot of things for this particular thing but based on that girl that looks like she could be his daughter uh ali something and definitely seems like someone from the program definitely is right about how cps works i think he gave up some bastard daughter of his to the thing so you could sacrifice a kid to get stuff and i want out and i've heard of this many times in other stories where you get as a kid and you're out buddy you can go whatever because his middle name's amaru the god of america the dragon god of america and his uh his family are deep cia fucking his you think the shakurs and whatever is that's not a cia thing it is i promise all black bands immediately whatever was sincere in that

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immediately got appropriated like every yeah controlled opposition absolutely absolutely

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in fact they probably put the team together without him even fucking knowing that's how they do things and you make you think it's your idea that's what magic's about you know as as anyone out there who went to disneyland and rode the uh john c lily ride we'll call it i can tell you you're on the ride it's just john c lily suddenly is on the screen talking to you like that willy wonka movie do you ever hear about that without disney colonel mcgregor fucking acknowledges this by the way that they were taking really jimmy said he would he thought it sounded too crazy until he heard colonel mcgregor said it what did colonel mcgregor say they were taking kids underneath disneyland the cia for what mk monarch disney's a piece of shit disney is garbage it always has been i remember having my book of bible stories as a kid they did the jehovah's made the tapes and i'm doing before i go to bed all the time right and um all those bavarian i always before i understood this i would go why okay i know woke sucks but like why is it always some weird bavarian folk tale i'm supposed to base my fucking because i think it's despicable how many how much they push the nazis the nazis we brought over yeah well oh uh disney artur beak the real guy whose sister he would just bang his sister mini all the time and he's from some fucking cult uh that's his fucking occult nonsense and uh neil from gnostic informant on one of the last episode we're playing this walt disney thing about the pentagram and pythagoras oh yeah i've seen

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that yeah it's a little on the nose too they go through all the ratios why would you if you're

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not looking for it you know it's like watching rob reiner kiss his father carl reiner and they're holding the back of each other's heads and yeah it's totally normal totally fine you're like hey what what's the big deal the guy loves his dad and his dad loves him unless you unless you know to look hey i heard it's not good to kiss your dad full on the fucking lips in multiple places publicly if i if i did that to my dad he would have beat this shit out of me literally my dad made me promise to stab him to death if he ever kissed me on my mouth and then stabbed my mother for not stabbing him sooner and he said you're not leaving this fishing boat until you promise me boy yeah uh yeah so speaking of uh is this a joke or not because you said this seems like a joke right i want to so i just saw this before you came on dude elon musk and you said this is an old video

00:29:35 - 00:29:43 | Speaker 1:

uh no like old as in like i saw it like a week ago so it's it's probably not that old

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okay i mean it's a fast news it's a fast news cycle yeah yeah yeah let me play this um because i i you said it sounds like he's joking i don't understand i thought at first he was a nerd joking

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right all right so elon musk says that he went to the moon and he even played

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golf on the moon you can't make this up y'all take a listen a few times actually and play golf

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on the moon okay we didn't just go uh what we actually got a little board and started playing golf on the moon but why didn't the flag move there's like that conspiracy moment about the flag off the moon okay you know electric yet no i understand yeah yeah we have to go pull on the moon is there there's no gravity though right so like there's gravity one six there's no gravity it wasn't gravity it just flowed away there's no atmosphere there is one six gravity all right so

00:30:40 - 00:30:47 | Speaker 4:

elon musk says that he went to the moon and he okay so i mean he said i though right he didn't

00:30:47 - 00:31:21 | Speaker 5:

He didn't say we, he said I, right? But then he said we got bored. We got bored sort of hitting golf balls around. You know, and then I don't know if you know a part of Artemis 2, and this is the public thing, because I've only, Valey was aware of Artemis 2, okay? Yeah. You know, there's a lot of gold on the moon. I was like, oh, you're telling me there's moon gold they're going to give you? That's why I was like, clearly dumping Epstein files. but uh this check how much you want to bet is this the katie miller i think katie miller's

00:31:21 - 00:31:46 | Speaker 4:

probably an astronaut right there's no gravity yeah she certainly yeah that's like that's up there with uh with uh alicia whatever cortez wherever the hell are eight aoc remember aoc something about like the moon is only out uh no that's chelsea lately not alec good guess though

00:31:46 - 00:32:30 | Speaker 5:

but no that is no uh chelsea lately said on a talk show that's a funny thing you put on that she didn't know i mean it's very honest of her you know yeah i probably would i probably pretend like i knew what the i pretend i knew how the moon worked the whole time if i'm being honest i wouldn't come forward and like she did briefly and say yeah the moon and the sun okay okay hold that wait let me share with you she blew fallon's mind

00:32:30 - 00:32:44 | Speaker 1:

i want to get into a revolution your stand-up special on Netflix it's it's fantastic but first we have things to cover uh you're hosting the

00:32:44 - 00:32:48 | Speaker 3:

critics choice awards I am Sunday night we got to keep the vibes we go to most replayed here

00:32:48 - 00:33:00 | Speaker 1:

you you talk about uh family talk but you've you poke fun at yourself uh a lot of in the special I told you some jokes that I love uh backstage but can you explain the one where you went to Africa

00:33:00 - 00:33:19 | Speaker 3:

well okay the reason why I'm very outspoken about not wanting to be a parent because I don't think I have the skills that you know that I'm not equipped with what it takes to answer all of those questions um to children because they don't just ask you once they come in and in and in I have enough nieces and nephews to know that I don't have the tolerance for that kind of mommy

00:33:19 - 00:33:23 | Speaker 5:

why are all your friends cannibals line of questions things that I really don't even know

00:33:23 - 00:33:35 | Speaker 3:

the answers to and at a certain age when you don't know you know the answers to questions it's too embarrassing to ask questions you know you just have to pretend you know and um I talk about a

00:33:35 - 00:33:51 | Speaker 5:

story that i didn't point out it's too embarrassing okay and i and i and i give that to her it is an embarrassing thing which you're going to say but not not you're not embarrassed to tell people how they should vote though after this okay like like they're her kids other people didn't know

00:33:51 - 00:34:05 | Speaker 3:

and this is true i didn't know until i was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing what what are you talking about you never saw this it was i was shocking to me as Well, I mean.

00:34:05 - 00:34:07 | Speaker 1:

Of course, it must have been more shocking to you.

00:34:07 - 00:34:44 | Speaker 3:

I was like, I was in Africa. We were on safari. My sister and I were riding an elephant and there was a man riding an elephant for us because we don't know how to ride an elephant. Yeah. And my older sister Simone looked up at the sky and she said, Chelsea, Chelsea, look up. It's not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time. Mm-hmm, yeah. And I was like, I was like Scooby Doo. I'm like, I go, wait, I go, but they're always together. And as soon as I said that, she turned around, she goes, what did you say? And I was like, shut up, shut up, shut up. I'm like, I knew what I said was wrong.

00:34:44 - 00:34:45 | Speaker 1:

Giddy up, Elvis.

00:34:46 - 00:34:58 | Speaker 3:

I was like, let's canter. Is that what an elephant is? And she looked at me, she goes, I need you. And I just tried to gloss over it. I was like, nevermind what I said. I know. And she said, no, I need you to tell me.

00:35:00 - 00:35:10 | Speaker 1:

Skipper is happening between the Sun and the moon. Yeah And I was like honestly, I just assumed when the Sun went down it popped back up as the moon

00:35:23 - 00:35:43 | Speaker 3:

This bitch told me to get up get my booster her yeah exactly what are you an idiot boy how do you live through like an eclipse and not be like why is this special if the sun is the moon because she's vaccinated so she doesn't have to worry about whatever problems but just imagine when they would say don't do your own research uh boy

00:35:43 - 00:35:52 | Speaker 2:

you're not supposed to you're not supposed i know it might sound like you should kurt but you really shouldn't if you're not that's a great story i'll give it to her that's a great

00:35:52 - 00:36:58 | Speaker 3:

story um because her sister i mean it feels like it's true too i don't think she's making that story up it feels as true as elon and his weird ass shit he just said to that young astronaut who didn't know if there's gravity on the moon oh have you ever heard from uh i saw joseph p farrell talking on dark journalist i don't remember what episode but um he remembered as a kid when um verner von braun uh the interview in like life magazine a little blurb and he had just left now they'd asked him you know he retired or i think he had to leave after this he said that the moon's like density i want i think density not mass and the distance and it was like double the distance they had said and the mass was like the math on the mass of it was totally different like it's way more dense and not as one six whatever gravity then and um and just be frail always remembered that like that's weird to get it double the length away from the earth wrong right and the and and And then he goes, oh, wait, is it classified? They don't want other people knowing how to go to the moon? And he fucked up by saying that. Oh, man.

00:36:58 - 00:37:00 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, that happens more often than you think.

00:37:00 - 00:37:43 | Speaker 3:

I would never have thought of it unless I saw him say it. And I was like, oh, shit. You haven't realized. That's why they classify everything, right? You never know what little clues are going to give away the entire goddamn thing. So, okay, I don't understand the math on it. Does that mean the moon's denser than? If it's farther away, it's got to be denser, right? That's got to be how that works. i don't know but if well i don't know so then it wouldn't be like you're jumping around like i don't know but anyway it was like that's what he thinks he screwed up saying that casually in a magazine blurb and um who's gonna remember that thing from those years ago other than yeah but that's the kind of thing i'd remember forever too if i was into the moon like that i

00:37:43 - 00:38:21 | Speaker 2:

remember that that's weird yeah i something like that happened to me with uh lim buchanan okay so you know his origin story right we talked about this where uh if you look at that movie the men who stare at goats there's the george clooney character who's an amalgamation of him and uh yeah oh no shit yeah i think i think i think it's who's kevin spacey uh i don't know i think they may have made him up maybe but there's an incident where like he's frazzling the computers right that's based on something that really happened in augsburg germany in 1983

00:38:21 - 00:38:31 | Speaker 3:

oh when we were talking to him he was saying that yeah the guy said far out because you burn off my up my computers and he didn't want to admit it here's the thing that he didn't say

00:38:31 - 00:39:33 | Speaker 2:

i said it to him because i again pattern recognition i'm like wasn't um abel archer in 1983 oh you know abel archer was no so the incidents of that uh augsburg thing are there's still things that happen that are highly classified because they basically shut off all the skiffs on both sides of the iron curtain like when he went crazy it shut off skiffs his pk incident shut off the skiffs on the america on the nato side and on the warsaw pack side so the russians all of a sudden so the u.s is running this big exercise i don't know the exact dates of when it happened but when i brought it up his face went white oh but during this time there was this massive military exercise where the u.s was like running war games with real like tanks and stuff like that moving to the border to prepare for you know war with russia and the russians were really twitchy imagine if you're that twitchy and all of a sudden your skiffs just wink out for no reason

00:39:33 - 00:39:38 | Speaker 3:

What I thought a SCIF is, is the little room you go in and tell Senator Kennedy. It is, it is.

00:39:38 - 00:39:41 | Speaker 2:

So like the electronics, the electronics in the SCIFs.

00:39:41 - 00:39:41 | Speaker 3:

Oh, okay.

00:39:42 - 00:40:07 | Speaker 2:

So imagine if your electronics, your secret, highly classified electronics on the Russian side, and you don't know what the hell's going on. Just shut off. There's all these U.S. military assets converging on your border, right? In 1983, that was one of the closest times we came to nuclear war. And it may have been because that PK incident may have contributed to that.

00:40:07 - 00:40:21 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so is that a different incident than the flock of birds or something that almost caused a nuclear launch? Probably, yeah. Is Abel Archer what's being referenced all the time in all pop culture? Is that the incident, or is there more than one that I don't know about?

00:40:21 - 00:40:37 | Speaker 2:

Well, Abel Archer was like a cascade of incidents. Just imagine a giant training exercise where we're bringing all these u.s forces to europe getting closer to the russian border for all intents and purposes the russians you know we said it was a training exercise but it could

00:40:37 - 00:40:58 | Speaker 1:

have been a preparation for an attack so why would you do that publicly next to the border i mean i don't see a training exercise being anything other than like you know the pakistan cashmere border where they do that dance at each other on each side of the border like what are you accomplishing doing in front of them your training exercise other than it's a message to them it's a message

00:40:58 - 00:41:10 | Speaker 2:

it prepares forces like the chinese have been doing it outside of taiwan they did one in i think 2024 2025 where they encircled the island and then just just to show that they could

00:41:10 - 00:41:35 | Speaker 1:

i believe in preemptive defense so i'll go up like say somebody i don't like how someone's looking at me somewhere like a you know whatever bar library don't matter i go up and practice my kata is really close to their space like i give him a you know i'm like what not touching you so they play i'm not touching you with russia and then he had a fucking

00:41:35 - 00:41:49 | Speaker 2:

yeah like a pk event that like zapped their skiffs and our skiffs oh shit but they didn't yeah wow yeah so imagine if you're on the russian side you're like what the wait was

00:41:49 - 00:41:58 | Speaker 1:

that when we were talking to him at the same time or is this a different time was that on the zoom thing because i'm bringing that oh yeah yeah oh i didn't even pick up on that at the time but now

00:41:58 - 00:42:16 | Speaker 2:

that you say it i remember what you're saying yeah his face went white like why i mean i also interviewed him there's another interview where i did that when i interviewed him the first time his face went white he didn't admit to like that was during the same time but both incidents happened in 1983 that's for that's for certain so they could have been correlated they might not

00:42:16 - 00:43:23 | Speaker 1:

been wow that's weird as hell man it's crazy it's freaking crazy which is why it would be heavily classified so we covered a story yesterday on jimmy's show we're like talking about like old like so the snowden documents then i guess there were nsa something uh not it's not like a knock list or maybe it is i don't know but uh erica kirk's mom's definitely an nsa agent i thought she just worked for like raytheon or something but no she's in the in the snowden leaks she was in there her fucking well you know yeah laurie france v and her aliases are all misspellings of france v almost you know like that's that except one of them is like palm beach pete but other than that well it's right about tupac too you got tupac in there yeah and uh yeah no a bunch of these people are constructs out of the gate i once you realize the 60s how it worked that all them are somebody's fucking military like china you know the emperors what do they call them the generals kids that like are basically who run it okay well she runs it now but it was always like

00:43:23 - 00:43:52 | Speaker 2:

the sons and daughters of the original jim morrison jim morrison and america we have same program the yeah so jim morrison his father was in the navy i don't know if he was associated with the u.s liberty but he was pissed as hell about it and was trying like raising awareness about it so some say that someone like jim morrison may not have you know unalived himself well look what

00:43:52 - 00:44:37 | Speaker 1:

if i just get you hooked on heroin i'll bet you that i bet you i probably could just push some dominoes there and i could sit back and i didn't do nothing you had a moral failing just because you know your father started the vietnam war he he was like he had something happen to him young though i think um maybe his bed wedding and all that shit i was watching uh some video about and i wasn't saying this shit i'm saying but it was all about his life and um and that chick there's always these you know these girls are always around the rock the troubled rock stars right like courtney love whose father managed the Grateful Dead. The Grateful Dead, Courtney Love's dad, legendary friend of that guy that killed an elephant with LSD, by the way, Jolly West. Oh, yeah, the

00:44:37 - 00:44:42 | Speaker 2:

illustrious Jolly West, who is always present when people are crazy.

00:44:42 - 00:45:51 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, and Jolly West is probably one of the better ones of the people in this program, from what I can see. He might have been one of the least evil ones, and he wasn't good. Anyway, her dad, he has a book about his crazy time, uh because you know like all intel people they they're narcissists who want book about their adventures out there so he wrote a book about him oh with the grateful dead and it's dedicated to the boys of bohemian grove right in the first page that's courtney loves that courtney love who is being pimped out at age 15 she says because she's a handler for for uh kirk kabin but i don't think i think she's just there to make to keep him like in a certain level of stupid because right but dave grohl's dad speechwriter for reagan i'll bet dave grohl was a more vital role you don't what do you think it just was was a speechwriter his father was a speechwriter from raven i had no idea yeah and he's got all these band members that die that he's in bands with um but i mean he could just die covet you know hey yeah a lot of these people i'll tell you what man don't ever be like a musician or like a rapper or a plasma scientist

00:45:51 - 00:46:10 | Speaker 2:

don't be so you probably heard of this too so like steve mara says that there are services in hollywood if you want to like if you write some music and you want it to be a hit you can pay somebody to do a ritual for you i already okay so i've heard other people tell

00:46:10 - 00:49:09 | Speaker 1:

this story but i'll tell you my friend what she told me because um she used to work diddy party you know like my girlfriend used to work at a restaurant and wait on pete like jennifer of hewitt and kevin spacey and she didn't realize it was kevin spacey she's just i was like i was like a nice gay man over there and they're like that's kevin spacey uh and both her and my friend monterey's a comic would see um the guy who made transformers what's that director uh oh the what the hell is his name you know but he ninja turtles the new one he made all that and and uh explosion garbage factory movies he makes and uh that guy uh he's one of these guys that always has a prostitute that's his date to a restaurant and and but they're like visibly a prostitute like you're like is that i know that's not his girlfriend because she's dressed like a prostitute even in a time when girlfriends dress like that they all know she's a hooker so he's one of these guys that only brings hookers around he's probably a goddamn lizard person honestly they can't form connections these lizards anyway uh uh so who so she was at diddy party it was um when kobe bryant was still alive there was some kind of drink i forget what it was but it was in this like cool like cup now this at the time before you know all this shit with diddy now this now sounds creepy as hell but it's like a spooky like voodoo cup was the theme of the cup and um i can't remember what the drink was it's a drink you've heard of it wasn't like but anyway he was like and trying to make sure everyone drinks this that's creepy now it is yeah yeah now but at the time he was like this guy wants to throw the best possible party so she goes to kobe and kobe didn't drink because i don't smoke weed and she goes oh but and she goes i'm in trouble if she was like trying to be like cute i'm in trouble if you know he goes i don't care bitch like so she's just got things so she didn't drink it but one of the girls she worked with some friend of hers this black girl was an alcoholic and she secretly drank it and this bitch collapsed in the bushes and then my friend had to pick her body up her unconscious body and carry her out of the party and at the time when this happened she said she's walking out of the middle of this event and there's all these really famous people pointing and laughing as she drags this unconscious girl on her back barely because it's dead weight and she said she remembers they're all pointing and she could see they were all just zooted out of their fucking skulls i guess except for kobe maybe he left i don't know where kobe was but it sounded like the cavalry march of christ with his cross except it's your black friend who has a drinking problem that drank the kool-aid a station to the cross yeah dude the story she told me very much sounded like oh my that's crazy then she tells me about this other party where who is she working with this guy used to work in music and he went with his assistant at some party he goes in the garage or i was looking for the bathroom or something but um there was a pool tarp over like the the sort of empty empty garage and there's a pool tarp set over it but it was like folded over

00:49:09 - 00:50:31 | Speaker 1:

he's like what is that they have a pool and he looked and it's a big pentagram like well that's weird all right whatever and uh then he walks in a room and his assistant this chick who's like new to you know off the bus out to la working thing she's in a room getting gang banged it didn't look like unwillingly but it was crazy to walk in on by guys all wearing pig masks what the fuck yeah and then she ended up quitting and moving home and then he was like i was like i don't want anything to do with this so these are stories i would hear just randomly that are not a like it sounds yes i understand now saying it sounds fucking insane but you know many of these stories that people have that you don't think anything of unless for some someone tells you to think of something of it i know i i wouldn't unless i had let's say did jimmy show i wouldn't have the kind of suspicions i have about everything and we don't talk about weird devil blessings on records but i mean once you figure out they made gangster rap so they could get more black guys in prison and that's like a there's like a illuminati letter to manzini letter going around about hip-hop where the guy said he was at a meeting it may or may not be true but it's the content's true that's what they did of course they did i mean you could easily see that's the goal here it's just like any war i profit off a war so the drug war i profit off

00:50:31 - 00:50:48 | Speaker 2:

you you should um i have a episode where i interviewed david morehouse about this operation called torn image so he worked for this you know how delta is like task force green well there's something called task force orange before long before that it was called royal cape or something

00:50:48 - 00:50:54 | Speaker 1:

like that terrific dress force orange you gotta see this force you gotta see so it's like the

00:50:54 - 00:51:42 | Speaker 2:

military version of like human intelligence CIA stuff okay so they do these things called strategic deception where they create a lie that lasts supposed to last for 10 years so I won't go into it too much but really yes yes uh because it just takes that long to develop I'll give you an example like one example might be like an anthrax like an anthrax pill right so you take an anthrax spill so it's just like the russians think you have and you create like all the pharmacology and all the stuff and you hand it out to troops and it makes the russians think that you know we can't use anthrax on them because they'll just take this pill and they'll be fine turned out it was like aspirin so it's like stuff like that you can keep for 10 years a long time

00:51:42 - 00:51:57 | Speaker 1:

why not wait why not synergize it okay yeah it's instead of the harmless pill why don't we test some other shit on these guys who we own why don't we do that they they probably do what they do with anthrax yeah they probably do who knows just kill two birds with one stone i'm just trying to i'm

00:51:57 - 00:54:18 | Speaker 2:

trying to be helpful well he created one and they had to stop it in six months because it was about to burn out the drug war what was that so it was called torn image and what they did is they wanted the get the cali or the colombian cartels to to off each other so they wanted to create an intra drug war and an inter drug war so they wanted guys within the system killing each other and they wanted to and at one point it ended up it resulted in the the leader of one of the cartels getting chainsawed to death because pablo escobar thought this guy was spraying his crops so what they did is they created this deception that there was this psychoactive agent that they could spray on cocaine and remove its psychoactive component. And so what they would do is they would intercept some of the supply and they would chemically remove it, right? But they made people think it was some sort of like fungus or pathogen or something like that that was being sprayed on crops so they would uh do intercept stuff from the the supply psycho remove the psychoactive component and then reseed it in so what would start happening is in like the u.s drug dealers started shooting each other killing each other and then in the the cart in the uh cartels they would um create or use like the tail uh images and stuff like that of the rival cartels and they would fly over their crops and spray them right and then yeah yeah so they all thought that they were spraying some psychoactive component that would render their cocaine absolutely obsolete now there was another thread where they were working with one of the national laboratories maybe sandia national laboratory where they're actually trying to find if there was like a pathogen that they could bioengineer that would actually do that i don't know if that would yeah but it was so it was so effective kurt that the intelligence community is like we got to stop like we're going to end the like the we're not going to be able basically we're not going to be able to launder money uh like if we just take out everybody well that was like it was so effective it was like a 10-month strategic deception campaign imagine if we found osama bin laden

00:54:18 - 00:54:39 | Speaker 1:

right away how much that would have spoiled the fun thank god he said it was nice enough to hold And pretend to let Oh Obama Obama goes in early for the election Seymour Hersh had a whole article about it Came out in 2011, never saw it until many many years later And that explains why they buried him They gave him a Muslim burial at sea Remember Oh yeah, yeah

00:54:39 - 00:54:41 | Speaker 2:

We never saw his body

00:54:41 - 00:55:00 | Speaker 1:

That's not a Muslim burial And I was like, eh-heh And then, where's the trick on me? Because I might as well be a rival drug dealer To Al-Qaeda in the eyes of the government I was going to be like, thank God they don't use those tactics on us. Boy, thank God these heroes would never turn.

00:55:00 - 00:55:04 | Speaker 3:

that on us the citizens and obama didn't sign that bill that means they are definitely allowed to do

00:55:04 - 00:55:10 | Speaker 2:

that and they have been the entire time but look it up i'm not making this up it's called it's so

00:55:10 - 00:55:35 | Speaker 3:

like it's such like um look it's like learning a magic trick it's like ruining you know like like that's what the deal is it's why that's why intels are covens they're doing magic and that's magic dude it's like the illusion see so then meanwhile we'll try to invent something so you You can just lie until you make it a reality. You know, like, the principle is really, like, fake it till you make it. Think positive.

00:55:36 - 00:55:49 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, and you just turn up places where people naturally have suspicions. I mean, this literally got a cartel leader chainsawed to death by Pablo Escobar's people. And it wasn't even real. The guy wasn't even poisoning Pablo Escobar's crops.

00:55:50 - 00:55:53 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, did Pablo find out the guy didn't do it? I mean, he's like, ooh.

00:55:53 - 00:55:55 | Speaker 2:

I mean, he's dead. He's dead now.

00:55:55 - 00:56:27 | Speaker 3:

you keep moving forward is all you can do oh wait you gotta go soon let me uh it might be some uh uh you know questions and chats here well we got you uh uh through a glass darkly is uh sean's um uh show you should watch uh cody hammond hey mark why did my shirt get delivered to grand rapids i don't live there still love you bro love you kurt um well we think you should move to grand rapids no i don't we'll figure it out we can figure it out right yeah i'm shipping out all

00:56:27 - 00:56:39 | Speaker 1:

the shirts today uh that are still not shipped and when that one comes back to me mail me and i will get that to the right address my apologies i mean wait when which one comes back because

00:56:39 - 00:56:44 | Speaker 3:

he's not in grad oh is it like an old address i don't understand the story uh yeah it will

00:56:44 - 00:56:49 | Speaker 1:

get returned to sender and i'll send it to the right address if he emails me just send him one

00:56:49 - 00:59:47 | Speaker 3:

and you could send it as leisure i don't want to make him give it back and then just send him one and take it on my cut all right uh let's see what's next uh amk why isn't the sun yellow anymore it's like a bright white led light now it was more yellow during my childhood can anyone explain you shouldn't be looking into the sun that's why it looks different you burned your eyes out there's probably because of geoengineering in your area it just creates a lens you know they're just spraying chemicals on you relax why are you so paranoid it's just a little silicon dioxide not not a problem uh herp de burp uh thank you for the 50 uh i don't know what denomination it is hawk to a coin derping out in harpy oh tulsi's from my hometown why does anyone talk about the creepy harry krishna offshoot she's in sif or butler call i think i brought it up before to people because my cousins are all in that my one of my uncles is a lawyer like way high up in harry krishna's and there is a breakaway harry krishna thing that uh tulsi's in that's true and it's harry krishna by the way harry krishna uh not no nothing against my family who's into it but it's all british invented they've all been trying to come up with the one world religion so the idea of destroying christianity is not just like oh we're all satanists some of them aren't satanists in their heads some of them want a star trek one what we how do we get rid of this thing islam they're like we may have to just kill them all i don't know how they're planning to get rid of that but they want a thing that blends all the things together so that they can have a nice so the crown not the king of england the crown which is uh the city of london and it's an oligarchy that's what we have an oligarchy we've always had that we always shall have that uh okay uh i'll get more into it because that is an interesting point i'm going to put up i have a crazy tracy twyman synchronicity story but it's too long type out could i say instead of email yeah danger mint at yahoo.com uh ancient egypt the nine was in need nine creators deities in indo-europe the word reference is new in hindu navagraha nine yeah i know all the shit that herod agrippa and his dumb buddies made up because kabbalah is the uh mother load of bad ideas you know sam harris says that about islam no it's actually kabbalah the mother load of bad ideas is kabbalah all right what's next captain caveman says semen is all over on youtube oh okay okay who explains how the bible is allegorical fairy tale and jesus is actually a con man drug dealer um you talk about what's his name um amen hillman yeah yeah amen hillman i got interesting information from him but i think um here's the thing you have to understand his bias is that when he went to jerusalem and he was a fat guy with a beard who didn't look like that uh he was told by his possessed assistant that he would be the antichrist he would be heralding the antichrist this is his story so you know and i'm sure that did happen to him but he seems like i mean i've never seen a guy

00:59:47 - 01:00:29 | Speaker 3:

look like that from one video to another so probably happened and as a result um you know let's say i'm here to herald the antichrist i might say some shit like jesus used kids as drugs We'll be right back.

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because i have a bias for one side you know without condemning the antichrist i just consider that all right let's sex curb new followers here a few topics gt and pink drink radioactive psychic powers i thought it was just fluoride but i don't know or remember anything but that julia mossbridge book octopus conspiracy yeah i know about that the family oh the family that the cult does the shit from the family where they take the kids and put them with a different oneida was doing that 4chan whistleblower nh i with musical voice um i can't learn how to read morse code man all right what's next thank you doctor get us jack sparrow is jesus who drinks due to trauma um well i think jesus got over it once he was resurrected in in the story i think he he got over it once he moved i like um uh monica reyes from the x-files awfully close to missing Monica Reza that's a scientist that was missing who was Monica Reza in the X-Files I have no idea I just know who Monica Reza is yeah right interesting well I mean look if you're Persian enough and Mexican enough remember they were saying how Iranian terrorists were sneaking through Mexico there's a reason they can do plasma in Greek means living being yeah Ari Casaldo has got us finished explaining plasma to me was explaining that originally the guy who discovered it called it radiant matter the person i don't know which if that's bohm or the other guy but they called it plasma because he says the lifeblood of the universe and so plasma is kind of a stupid name it's like poetic and it doesn't really let you know what plasma is but it's radiant matter okay may the quartering be butt punished boy i'm glad you brought up uh the quartering dude and i meant i wanted to put that dr trump medicine jesus up but uh curtain sam experiment i played it and you go on my twitter i played the uh jeremy i'll be home for cuckmas holiday preview uh but yeah fuck jeremy for real dude i do you notice that jeremy is a perfect metaphor of trump like he's he's like a cuck who's being handcuffed to a toilet while a jewish bull runs all up in his shit and that seems legit yeah that seems legit yeah go ahead and sit in my chair bb my dad sam jeffey abc news moscow bureau chief oh interesting spoke about mockingbird and he was accused i've been telling oh well hit uh hit up marker uh me i'd like to hear that story that'd be great deborah jaffe thanks for 20 bucks sure maybe i should give you 20 bucks uh trump missed an insult opportunity for mtg he should call her marjorie potato green okay do you think he was saying brown like she's poop or he was just mistaking green and brown in the moment it sounds like trump has checked out and he's just like i'm just going to trumpet them because i literally have no control over anything

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happening right now and he doesn't i think i think mark levine is like writing some of the stuff for him and then somebody else writes his voice yeah yeah because they're like this is exactly what Trump would say, fuck you, Alex Jones. I hate you now. I just said you're the best guy. And you're low IQ. Because, you know, it could have been Trump. Just look, if I was being blackmailed with something so heinous that I had to start World War III on behalf of Likud party. I'd probably check out. Check out. Yeah. That's just. That's my OG curb right there. That's true. Jeremy Hamplin, a.k.a. one quarter pounder flag. kino's i think his i think it was his uh his zionist bolded when i you know you're okay the people that know this just trying to explain because kino casino is somebody made a cartoon of what it looks like to a normal person seeing kino casino it's an animation of ppp just going but trying to explain my girl about jeremy hambly because she's like when she saw the i'll be home for cookmas thing i made she's like that's kind of mean i was like jeremy and then so i'm trying to show her shit so she can get conceive of what this guy is and she goes wait he has a bull it's not a black guy it's just some jewish guy like she couldn't get past the fact that his bull isn't a black guy that is unusual just him and donald trump are the only two people i've ever heard of like that all right what's next is there ultimately any boundary test boundary between science and religion well our concept of science the western concept which i agree with uh joseph p farrell was by augustine of hippo uh it turned us into dualistic bullshit fucking illuminati thinking instead and it makes it all about moral failings as opposed to you know you broke this that eve when eve ate the fruit it was like she put alphabet soup in the gas tank and broke the car is how they see it in the eastern church apparently in the roman catholic and that's what we go under even if you're protestant is you're guilty because of a crime they did okay it's not a matter it's not a moral failure that you're born which is what they teach you in a lot of these things it's that the when eve got initiated i'm just like breaking the story down she got initiated something that fucked us all up and now we are mortal in three dimensions and have to die and if you're gonna die and if i was a creature that was immortal looking at you i would just look at you as a dead thing you're already you know what i mean like you're already dead to me because you're gonna die and i'm gonna be here living in a goddamn circle like a snake blowing itself anyway you get it okay anything else or okay my boss worked on the artemis too and i swear she's a spy or some type of wait so if that's your oh so where do you work it's not if you say it because it says pizza x bandit is your boss at a pizza place because i would tell you that is very suspicious um she's a spy or android um well i gotta know more about it to tell you but if you give me a few more data points i can say

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definitively uh give you a very high remote i'm going with both yeah and that's a great point maybe not either or maybe a yes and jeremy dolla have harrison coley on to discuss pone poneurology uh okay sounds pretty funny poneurology i gotta look up what that is

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it's a science of it's a science or study of evil and it's called poneurology well i don't think people pronounce it that way but yeah oh how do you pronounce it maybe ponderology I've never heard it uttered so I've just read

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it oh well I've got a stiff owner to go look that up now Jack Barson the rocket engineer's uncle responsible for killing off all the giant chestnut trees ah the biggest wow that's like how they don't tell you that Johnny Cash made a species of condor go extinct from throwing his cigarette out into the floor you're all smoking the bear shit Johnny Cash did that you gotta get lectured like you did it and they didn't put it in the mood when they told him you know an entire species of condor went extinct he goes i don't care about some damn buzzard they are a vulture but come on man what's black and white and red all over a ditty party i'm trying to think but yeah yeah yeah fair point but dwyer's last letter to biden yo joe stick is that did you see that what like

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remember that growing up that guy bud dwyer remember that guy he just got up on tv and

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like ate a gun and it was like kids are watching and that news lady did that too yeah crazy uh yo have you ever thought of putting your stuff on jiao hong shu uh they love jiao hong shu i love stuff over there ai slop i'll do it if you told me you're the jew bull i'm not eskimo cousins with the quartering no i was about to tell you i am because you said you would believe it but i don't know that i want to be drawn into that world of minnesota swingers yeah i would love to have john on my show he's been on jimmy show and talked i actually i it's long overdue to have him on the show i gotta get him on we got it figured out speaking deception have we seen proof of who the rescued pilots were from the f-15 we're trying to steal the uranium and uh i know we got them out i i'm more concerned that they found the idea and one of the pilots was a woman that's probably why the whole mission failed honestly you saw that astronaut elon talked to oh okay danger as in danger m-i-n-t mint danger mint at yahoo.com yeah i think it's on my channel dude uh you should get it oh i think lewis rossman's good i would love to have him to host a private uncensored ai server share the cost how what if i just wait it out a little bit once the bubble breaks ain't it gonna be cheaper because i bet i bet a lot of stuff's gonna come down in price very soon he's an ancient seaman is he someone that lives inside i'm on though i guess is the question i'm kidding i what look i i don't like i said it's the same as if you go hey this is christian propaganda about whatever demonizing uh whatever nature gods whatever right it works both ways so i i highly doubt that the i'm just gonna say i find this doubtful that the jesus thing would spread that quickly to the point that other dipshit occultists would have to stop it with the nine if it was all about some drunk who's like molest kids even though as popular sadly as that apparently turned out to be i have my doubts that that would have taken off how it did i think what appealed to people is they were real dissatisfied with their overlords and jesus comes in hey you're not the worst your boy these motherfuckers are going to get what's coming to them you don't got to kill nobody do nothing and blah blah blah i think that was very appealing so don't underestimate the appeal of that message because it still appeals to me as a non-christian all right uh stay uh occasion sound hey crap i'm an audio mixer i would love to work with you and jimmy doing your projects okay jimmy's thing i'm just a sidekick on he has a whole team of people but you gotta oh you reach out to jimmy uh Yeah, if you need somebody, they'll get back to you. But I'm in no way with the production of his show. I just sidekick on it. Why is the quartering like so many dudes on the right wing into gay stuff? I don't know, but I think they admire game theory evil.

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You know, like people that will – you mentioned some atrocity that's going on that doesn't help their side. Let's take it, for example, when my friend Avi called me because he's a comic and he's he might be on jimmy to defend israel's genocide of gaza well into the where i'm calling it genocide i didn't want to call it that i was using ethic cleansing with charlie kirk because i'm not comfortable just throwing that out there right but then i looked up what it meant and it turns out by their definition of it who the people who defined it that's what it is uh and he goes and i go and then he goes well you know anything about game theory and i'm like if you i want you i don't know if i'm allowed to say this on here but if you study game theory or promote it i want you to omega okay what's next i want you to buddwire game theory what a vile what an evil motherfucking thing to talk about and that's nazi shit to the core the banality evil wrapped up right there well you just got to keep planning ahead for like killing people before they kill you and then it becomes you just being the terrorist by that point which is what we are remember how iran never attacked nobody does anybody remember that the bad people that i don't worry i hate them but they have attacked no one or who is it that dropped nukes again oh that's right it was us okay fucking morons ponerology related to pathocracy rule by cycle oh yeah okay uh okay cool that sounds good i'm into it uh hidden amaruka has a whole thing on it but i think he's using his own labels for the the groups but he a lot of people hit on the thing i just don't like a thing where you're supposed to abandon all the people like their cattle because i feel like i'm a lizard then too if i'm doing that even though i often call people cattle in a fit of rage this is why i don't say i'm christian because clearly i'm not i don't talk like no grit you know what i mean like like uh the times i behave like that then i am but i'm not 90 percent and and but one thing that i do despise is this is what i don't like about jason george even though i like his shit and i having him on was great i can tell he believes in a certain level of elitism I can tell he does and he's for sure for sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh shit, Sean. You gotta go. I'm sorry, dude Yeah, listen Sean's gotta go. This is a good one, man. Thanks for coming on the short notice. I appreciate it Yeah, I appreciate the invite and uh, we'll Country you're right mark. Yeah, yeah, I talked to mark. I talked to uh, julian dory too. So oh, yeah All right, that's great. Yeah, you'll be great. Oh, yeah, yeah, because you know a bunch of shit All right, uh, you listen everybody you got derped. I gotta go, uh, work on my other thing now

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