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lowes.com slash business credit. It's Marcus in the morning. It's second date update time. Quickly reviewing. If you go on a date and you get ghosted, you just call me and then we will call your date and see what the deal is ryan is on the phone ryan good morning good morning hey man let's let's talk about your date so this lady ashley who you met online roll it out for me like

what did you guys what did you do yeah i took her to castor street in mountain view okay and i thought that the date went really good i mean like it felt great it was it was pretty easy conversation she was beautiful i i thought the chemistry was there i knew i i if i get her to laugh and things like that then that's a good sign and and i think we were both laughing a lot

at a certain point and and the weather's been the weather's been great and like castro street is

such a fun place to eat oh yeah absolutely and i think the atmosphere was really good okay so i felt super comfortable and yeah i mean i'm kind of going through it in my head and i just like i couldn't find a place where i messed up or anything like that i i know even at the end there was a chance to like kiss and i just didn't do that i was like okay i'll just save this for

the next date ryan obviously listening i've been i've been asking especially dudes for the last couple of weeks all right tell me where you screwed up because it would save us a lot of time

but you can't think of anything no but that's what i was doing i was like going through all

the calculations in my head okay and she's gone like gone gone not like slow playing but gone

Yeah, like totally ghosted. I texted her a little bit after, and I didn't get a reply. I got like the, that was a great night, and then that was it. And then she didn't text me anymore.

Okay. Go ahead and mute your phone. We're going to call Ashley and try to figure out why she ghosted on you. Here we go.

Hello?

Hi, is this Ashley?

This is her.

Ashley, it's Marcus calling from Star 101.3. How are you?

Good, good. I listen to you guys all the time.

Love it. Good morning.

Wait, hold on.

Yes.

Is this second date update?

It is.

Are you calling because of Ryan?

I am.

Oh, my God. Okay. He's on the line right now, right? He's listening.

He is. Ryan? Yeah. Okay. Hey, Ashley. Hey. Hey. so um ashley did you ghost on on ryan i mean yeah yeah okay i did okay because i just

okay so honestly the second i second i saw you ryan like the date just i knew it was just not gonna play out like it just it was gonna be probably like a friend thing at most what happened well because okay i i spend an hour or so getting ready i get my hair done i get like a cute outfit i put in the work like makeup my nails the whole thing like i really put an effort to it's a date right and ryan shows up and he's looking like he just like wandered out of a startup break room what do you mean well he's like these stretchy hybrid tech jean pants that were like way too tight the plain white t-shirt like the zip-up hoodie and then the the hair like the damn hair like i just i don't know it looked like he just got in a fight with like a some type of animal or like i don't know it was just it was all over the place it was just it looked it honestly looked like the wind blew into it like 120 miles per hour it was insane i was like what you look like you just woke up from the bed and you were like hey what's up like it just it was bad Thank you.

Okay.

I don't know.

Ryan, go ahead.

Okay, yeah, that's intentional. Like, I have to tell you, I use texturizing product in my hair, and I spent a lot of time actually making it look casually messy. This is like a – I just woke up, look. Everybody does this.

You can't intentionally style your hair to look like you overslept and call that fashion. I'm sorry, but that's –

No, girls really like this. This is like a relaxed look. I did the relaxed look.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you're grabbing coffee on a Sunday morning, cool, but not for the first date where you're trying to make an impression. You look like you just know like that. And the worst part about the whole thing is that you you kept calling me fancy all night because I'm wearing heels. Like what? Because I dressed up and I look nice.

I mean, you look really nice. I just think you're fancy. That's why I said it. I don't know. I work in tech. You know that. I work long hours. And it's just when you go every single day, that's basically my whole wardrobe. Just look at Mark Zuckerberg. He has the same type of look.

Cool. But this is still a date. Like, not an emergency Slack meeting. You know what I mean? Like, I personally feel like effort matters, and that shows what type of person, if you're putting an effort into this date. You know, like, you could see a lot from a person, just even by how they present themselves, especially on the first try.

So, Ryan, could you dress up a little bit next time? And, Ashley, if he does, would you be interested, maybe, in a second? What?

No. Sorry. Okay. I'm just not interested.

Now, hang on, you guys. Effort matters. That's the quote for this morning. Second date update.

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