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More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today. Star 101.3, almost time for a second date update. Before we get into it, let's give away these tickets for Universal Studios Hollywood. They're one-day admission tickets. It's a four-pack for you and the fan. picture all the mischief wonder and thrills in store for you at universal studios hollywood and go to 1013.com our website for a chance to win california neighbor passes absolutely the best day in la but get after it now be caller 20 for the win 800 800 1013 all right time for second

date update here we go of course trying to help people out if you are dating and wanting to meet a special person maybe you go out with them you want to see them again and they don't get back to We will try to call them and figure out what's going on.

Say good morning to Roberta. Roberta, hi.

Hi, guys. Good morning. There she is. Good morning. So thank you for your email about Caleb.

Tell us all about the date. Well, Caleb and I met for drinks. I am a cocktail aficionado. I love a good mojito. We met through Hinge, actually. We talked a lot, and he seems really cool. He's got a very great style. He's very much my type. So we went out for drinks. things were good he was a little shy at first but after a couple drinks he warmed up to me um he made me laugh a lot i love making jokes so we had a really good time um and then he didn't text me back and so i'm just kind of confused and did you text him just one time or did you try multiple times i mean i'm trying not to seem too eager yeah i was like hey everything was great i had a great time with you i hope you had fun you know i kind of left it really open-ended so um i was trying to see if we could go on another date and he read it he left me on red oh no oh god the worst yeah it's a little heartbreaking god we talk about

that all the time being left on the red receipt yeah it's no fun so okay well we hopefully he'll pick up the phone and we're just gonna ask him what's going on okay okay sounds good thanks guys

let's reset let's get ready we'll play a song we'll get it done it's a second date update on Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today. Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Sandy. We're doing second date update. Roberta is on the line. She's calling us about a date she had with a guy by the name of Caleb. We're trying to get a second date. He has disappeared. Roberta, a self-proclaimed cocktail aficionado. So if I say things like make sure you muddle the mint or infuse with jasmine, is this titillating?

Extremely. Especially muddling with mint.

I'll talk slower. You do love the mojitos, huh?

I do love a good mojito and cachazzo.

Hello. How do you feel about the caperina asking for a friend?

I love a caperina. You have to really be in a good mindset for one of those because the taste can really be off-putting for people who aren't expecting it.

You've got to be ready for it, sure.

I don't know what that is. It's kind of like, it reminds me of rum, but it's got like an herbaceous quality.

Oh, herbaceous.

Got it, got it, got it. Okay.

Yeah, it's a Brazilian thing.

Well, for whatever reason, Caleb is not answering your text. So we're going to give him a call right now and figure out what is up with him. So try to stay quiet, and we'll ask him some questions.

And then after this directly, we're going to do cocktail talk with Marcus and Roberta.

Yeah, take it off the air, because Marcus won't go on for hours, and we don't have time. Okay.

All right. Let's focus. Let's call Caleb, you guys. Here we go.

Hello? Good morning, Caleb.

Speaking, who's this?

Hi there, Caleb. It's Marcus and Sandy. We are on a morning radio show on Star 1013.

What's up, Caleb?

Have you heard our show or our station at least?

Good morning. I'm familiar with the station, but I'm not familiar with the show.

What's going on? I've never heard of you two clowns.

A little random, I know. We are actually calling on behalf of somebody that I guess you know or you went out with recently named Roberta. Oh, wow. Yeah, she told us she had a good time with you. On your date. She reached out to you and you have not gone back to her. So we're just trying to call to see, like, are you, is everything cool?

We're trying to score her a second date is what we're doing. so uh you've been busy or did something go wrong give us the date from your perspective

okay um so yeah like you know we matched i thought she was super funny online um but in person it was just it was different because usually when somebody's like really funny or creative i'm really attracted to that but in person she was kind of a little mean-spirited as soon as we ordered drinks um what do you mean by that like i like a cosmo you know i just do so as soon as i got ordered that she was just like are you serious get out of here you're not getting a cosmo and i was like yeah i am and like it just

wouldn't stop like that was our whole what was her rationale for not for not letting you get a car

wanting you to have a cosmo she said it was uh too effeminate like that was the entire evening was just why am i having the cosmo like the entire date was just that like i was like all right i ordered my cosmo can we just like you know talk about our things i'm here to get to know you but like no it was just oh my god okay well it was tough caleb roberta's on the phone with us right

now so i'm unfortunately she's hearing you say roberta we got some answers i'm sorry oh caleb

I'm so sorry I wasn't trying to make you feel any type of way I just you're six foot three and you're drinking a Cosmo and you got neck tattoos it was just really funny I'm not laughing now I'm very sorry I was playful it was jokes and I'm sorry I took it too far I really didn't mean to

offend you in any way like that like I'm just not a dude who likes beer like shots you know it's just even now like you know it's still not stopping we're still talking about the Cosmo issue you You know, like, it's just too much. I'm just busting your chops, man. I'm sorry. It's not playful for me. You know what I mean? Like, it might have been if you stopped after, like, a couple takes. But it's like, we had a whole evening of nothing but this. You got to know when to, like, pull back. You can't be pulling a Will Smith on me, you know? You got to have some control. Whoa.

You keep pulling a Will Smith. I didn't slap you with my jokes, Caleb. I was just laughing because it was just, it was shocking. How could you not laugh? I told you, you look like Shaq with a martini in his hand. It was so small in your hand. It was cute. I just thought it was funny. I didn't realize that this was going to go that far.

I'm sorry. I'm just saying nobody ever complained about it before. I like Mai Tais. I like Cosmos. Like, what's the big deal?

Caleb, she's apologized like six times.

I like those drinks, too. I love mojitos. I love fruity drinks. Like I said, you just give a rough exterior, and you were holding this fruity drink, and I thought it was hilarious. Do either one of you possibly want to see each other again?

Is this not salvageable then, or what? Are we doing this? A couple more cocktails?

I mean, I would like a second chance, but I can't guarantee you I'm not going to make jokes. I think life is a joke. You just make fun of things, and you have fun with it.

We see what Caleb's sensitive about, so maybe we change tack. Caleb, where are you at? Can we try this again?

To be honest, I thought it was really d***y, but getting bullied isn't really my thing. So, no, not at all.

All right, hang on, hang on. I mean, I understand, but he's way too sensitive, dude.

Yeah, this whole week has been like this.

He and I wouldn't even be able to hang out. You can't take a couple jokes. Anyway.

Let's blame the Oscars. I think we're all still tired.

Marcus and Sandy. On Star 101.3.

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