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For Variety, from the 2000s to the 90s and today, it's Star 101.3, it's Marcus and Corey, and here it is, second date update back again.

We're changing lives. We're making lives better because we're trying to figure out why you can't get that second date. That's what we're doing. Say good morning to Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl.

Hi. How are you? Oh, I'm doing good, thanks. How are you guys?

I'm doing all right. Doing all right. We want to talk about your date, right? What can you tell us about Greg? How did you guys meet, first of all? And then let's tell us about the first date.

Sure. Well, you know, we met on the classic 2023 dating scenario on Hinge, of course.

There it is.

I thought he was hot. So I was super excited. We chatted a bunch. I thought he had a really awesome personality. And, you know, we eventually started chatting over text. It was a great conversation. I loved talking to him. I really felt like we clicked. And we decided to go on a date.

Where'd you guys go? What'd you do?

So I'm a huge gamer. I love games. Like, it's an obsession almost. And we went to Dave & Buster's. So I was so pumped for this.

In Daly City? Yeah. Why do I think? Because I think there still might be one in Milpitas, but I'm not sure.

I know of the one in Daly City.

Okay. So...

Yeah, that's the one I go to.

How'd that go?

It was great. I mean, we ate a little bit beforehand, so we had some energy, you know? Right. And we were having a great conversation. I really loved it. I felt like he really listened to me, which is super, I think, hard to find with a guy. He's played all kinds of games.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I know. I'm sorry. It's not a normal trait for men, but I was loving that he was actually listening to me and really in it with me. It was super fun. We were playing all the games, and I couldn't wait to go out again, but he kind of ghosted me.

Oh, so he's gone?

Yeah. That sounds like a really fun date, too.

Did you guys do the thing where you get the tickets, too? Like the, what is it, ski ball or whatever? They don't really do tickets anymore.

It's more like, oh, that's right, they charge up your card.

Yeah.

Oh, my child loves that stuff. I forgot, so I'm...

We just stocked up all the points.

I got it. Okay. But he's gone. He's like nothing. Like, you've tried to reach out or what?

Yeah, I've reached out, you know, multiple ways, trying to get a hold. I thought we had a good time. I felt like the date ended well. Sure. And he's kind of bummed that he just, yeah, he just split.

I hate ghosting because you just don't get any sort of closure.

Yeah, there's no resolution. Right. Like, if this isn't going to work, just tell me.

Right.

That would be a dope, though. All right. Well, let's see if we can get Greg on the phone, okay? So what we typically do, let me play a song so everybody can regroup, and then we'll give him a call, okay? Okay. All right. That's up next. The second date update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today. It's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing second date update. We've been chatting with Cheryl, who went on a date with Greg. And Cheryl, you're a gamer, you said. And you guys went to Dave & Buster's for your date. Super fun. Is that right?

Yeah. Yeah. Great.

And you played all the games. The video games. Did you guys do the claw? Is that even a game?

We did dogs. What? What? I don't know if it's a game. It's more torture, but it's super fun.

Do you know what I saw somebody online doing? They take this gigantic magnet, and they put it up to the glass, and they start dragging things to the hole. Oh, pro tip. So just ultimate cheating.

So he's ghosted. Let's call him and see what's up. Let's see if we can get you a second date. Hang on. Hang on. Hello?

Hi, may you speak with Greg, please? yes this is him hi greg it's marcus and corey from star 1013 greg good morning okay uh good

morning uh do you do you listen to our show we do a i uh i can't say that i do okay we do a radio

show um in san francisco on iheart radio star 1013 wondering if you might have a sec and if you wouldn't mind being on the air with us for a segment we're doing. Okay. Thank you. Sure. It's a dating segment. It's called Second Date Update. And we got a call from...

A woman you just went out with who would love to go out again, but she's feeling like you ghosted. And so we're just trying to get the down low on your date with Cheryl. What can you tell us? She had a good time.

She had a good time?

She had a blast with you. Also, and I quote, great personality and hot. Yeah. So I don't know where this goes sideways, but how was the date for you?

Okay, well, at least one of us had a good time.

Oh.

Okay. I could not get out of there fast enough.

Oh, no.

What happened? She was just insane.

Okay. Why?

She was crazy.

Oh, God.

So, we went to Dave & Buster's. We had dinner.

Right, we heard.

All that was fine. You know, it was nice. But, man, as soon as she had something to drink, she just got more and more aggressive. It was crazy. Yeah. She went off about how she has this machete collection and that.

I'm sorry, what?

A machete collection.

I did not have machete collection on my bingo card just now.

Yeah. And what's worse than that is that she admitted to threatening some of her exes with them. Violence? Yes.

Okay.

It was the craziest date I've ever been on in my life. And aside from the whole machete thing, she was like super competitive with the games and just being obnoxious and yelling. And she cursed like a sailor. It was so unattractive. I was completely turned off by the end of the night.

Was I on the stage? Right? Sure, it was Cheryl, not Corey. She seemed very sweet to us. Yeah. Okay, well, look, Greg, Cheryl's actually listening right now. Cheryl, are you there?

Oh, I'm here.

I have many questions. Machetes, huh? Do you actually have, like, for real a machete collection?

Yeah, a woman's got to protect herself. I don't know. I mean, just because you can't handle a woman who's strong and powerful and got that big chick energy, like, I don't understand.

I mean, don't you just need one machete? Doesn't just a person not even need a collection of machetes? Are they decorative? I can't get away from it.

Are you a big Renaissance Festival person? Yeah, I love cosplay. I don't think there's anything wrong with owning machetes, especially as a single woman living alone. I mean, protect yourself and also have fun.

Okay. Okay, Cheryl, there is something wrong with threatening your exes with machete. He's not wrong.

You can't deal with me? Then maybe I'm not the right one for you. You can just, you know, go f*** yourself. Oh!

All right. There it is. Okay. I'm calling no second date at this point.

Yeah, I think that she just proved my point.

Yeah, right? All right, hang on. Wow. Aggressive.

There you go.

You had me at machete.

Mm-hmm.

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