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Well, Variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today, it's Star 101.3, it's Marcus and Corey, and it's time once again for Second Date Update. Here we go.

We're helpers.

We are helpers.

We figure out how your first date went, and then we try to figure out why you were being ghosted.

Let's get Derek on the phone. Derek, are you there? I'm here. What's going on, guys? Hey, dude. I mean, you tell us. So we want to hear about Jackie. Tell us how you met, first of all, and then let's run through the first date.

Gotcha. Well, me and Jackie met on the app.

Right.

And we decided to meet up for lunch, and I took her to this barbecue joint in Emeryville.

Okay.

We both live in the East Bay, so it was kind of close.

Sure.

And I thought we really hit it off. Like, she was really sweet and funny and talkative, and, like, I felt like we kept the conversation going, and there was no, like, lull, but, like, you know, I had some conversation starters in my back pocket, just in case.

See, that's a guy who's a planner.

nice i like it i try i try i definitely tried it playing but um there's no kiss but we had a you know we had a hug at the end of the date and uh she's ghosted me since and i'm not sure what

happened are we going to talk about derrick's dulcet tones i'm enjoying it don't ruin it for me guaranteed derrick likes to talk on the phone guaranteed because you know why that's his Finishing move. Voice like that. Derek, tell me I'm wrong.

You're not exactly wrong.

Dude, I feel like once Derek gets her on the phone, it's over. Do you want to go out with Derek? No, I just, hey, I'm just making an observation.

Derek, if it doesn't work out with Jackie, you got a shot at Marcus.

Shut your mouth.

That's always a backup, I guess.

All right, so ghosted. I'll tell you what. Let's call her. And you know how we do this. We'll have you on the line, so just make sure you mute your phone. We'll hopefully get some answers, okay? Okay, that'll work for me. All right, dude. Let's take a beat, and we'll call Jackie next. It's Second Date Update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today. Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing Second Date Update. We've been chatting with Derek, who's very smooth on the phone, by the way. Derek, are you there? I'm still here. Derek, give the ladies a little peace, will you? What did you have for breakfast this morning?

You're so weird.

Sorry. I'm kidding. Anyway, all right. I had a big banana. We need to stay on target here. My man probably has to get to work. Okay. So we were discussing your date with Jackie, and unfortunately she's ghosted. You guys met on apps, and you went for barbecue, right? Yep, that's correct. Okay. Let's figure it out. Hang on the line one sec. In fact, go ahead and mute. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, may you speak with Jackie, please? Speaking. Hi, Jackie. It's Marcus and Corey from Star 101.3.

Hey, Jackie.

What?

What's up?

Cool. Right? Samesies. how are you this is awesome i listen to you guys excellent nice i thought i i thought you were somebody very different uh awesome i like to sound polite so did cory when she took the job

oh god yeah uh hi i don't suppose you are aware of second date update that we i am absolutely

aware of second date update great well then let's not let's just go ahead how would you feel about being on it would it be okay uh i'm i'm guessing i i am currently on it yes and i've had a i've had actually quite a few first dates recently so um i'm curious which one it is well i don't want to

put you completely on blast but can you tell us about well your derek is on the phone as i'm sure

you would have figured out okay okay i don't know if you remember derek let's here let me pull him on. Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, are you there? I'm here. Okay. Jackie, Derek would like to

take you out again. He had a good time. He thought you were lovely, but he's feeling ghosted.

So we're just trying to get to the bottom of it. Yeah. As you know, where are we at?

I'm sorry, Derek. I don't think it's a match. I'm sorry. I didn't return your text.

What happened? Yeah. Can you share?

Sure. Are you sure, Derek, that you want me to? He, we met online. We were having a nice dinner, but he's a little creepy is the word I want to use. Creepy.

Okay. How so?

He wrote me a poem on the back of his paycheck stub, by the way, which was really weird. And he put it in my purse when I got up from the table.

I don't suppose you still have it, do you?

Well, wait, Derek, is this your signature move?

No, this is, first of all, that's not creepy. That's sweet. Like, that's romantic as hell. Have you ever seen The Notebook? We were having a great time. I was enjoying the night, and I wanted to write down my thoughts and feelings. Go ahead, read it. It's really sweet.

Do you have it? Tell me you have it.

Oh, no, I have it. I will keep it forever. Please read it. Please read it. Oh, boy. Okay. Hold on. Let me sit down. Oh, yeah. Sit down. Hold on. Wait. Let me grab it. Okay. You ready?

Yes.

Jackie, you're in the bathroom right now, And I just can't help myself from putting pen to paper. You inspire me. Those eyes. Your smile. Dot, dot, dot. I can't stop staring. You've captivated me. The way your tongue looks when you laugh and touches your teeth when you smile. Oh, wow. No, it goes on. It goes on. Oh, God. The hairs on your arm are so blonde, like angel hair, the whites of your eyeballs, like clouds I could watch in the park all day. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. I cannot believe that we're sitting here together so excited for you to come back from the bathroom.

wait a minute wait a minute what this was in the poem okay all right time out time out time out

derek derek derek uh i appreciate it by what i said all right right women complain that we're not romantic enough and i think that's romantic as hell writing a little no while we're on our first date oh no i stand by that i will die on this hill you might die alone okay i mean i think

maybe like down the road right i'm thinking third fourth date eric maybe i'm thinking no

i'm thinking never maybe it's your engagement party not first date okay well jackie are you

so no on a second date no and and just you know you're not a bad guy but don't don't write ladies poems about their arm hair and don't go in their person like i just know it is it is a it is a great story though it is definitely one of the most unique dates i'll say i've ever met on but

i'm out all right hang on my man's just passionate i know too soon like there's no recourse dude

don't look at me like that well i remember i went on a first date and he gave me a hand drawing like a pencil sketch uh-huh was that awkward chimpanzee yeah because there was no context it

was like what does this have to do with me it was weird second date update 705 weekday mornings replays at 905 got the podcast of course it's literally called marcus and corey second date

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