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Marcus in the morning we are doing second date update right now and we're trying to help out our guy Preston who has been holding patiently basically Preston you got ghosted on by your date Carmen correct yeah uh pretty much okay so according to your dm the date was in Berkeley y'all went and grabbed drinks tell me about the vibes oh yeah uh everything was so good it was

actually probably one of the better dates have been on in a while okay she looked like her profile

profile pic you look like your profile pic there's no catfishing going on nothing weird everything

everything yeah everything checked out okay honestly i'd rate it i'd rate it pretty high you know nothing crazy happened on the date no everything was great looking back on it everything i can remember it was straight and narrow everything was good all right well i'm gonna

call her go ahead and mute your phone go ahead and listen in let's see what she says hello hi is this carmen yeah carmen it's marcus calling from star 1013 how are you

hey marcus i'm doing good hey do you listen to the show yes on my way to work loves it

well welcome you anything about second date update and if so would you like to be on it

Oh my gosh. Yes, I do know about that. And I did recently go on a date. Is this about Preston?

Yes. Preston is on the phone, as you probably know. And we're just trying to figure out, did he do something wrong? Preston, are you there, first of all? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, Carmen. Okay, you guys. Hey, Preston. We out here. So, Carmen, is there a reason that you might not want to go on a second date? Or, like, what happened? How was the date for you? How was Preston?

Yeah.

I mean, no, Preston is, first of all, Preston, I hope you're doing well. So, Preston is incredibly smart, really good looking, good style. I mean, like, I can't say a bad thing about, like, physically, like, top notch, okay? Okay. This is probably not going to be a surprise, honestly, to Preston, but, like, he rated everything on the date, and, like, I can tell you, like, from the fries to the drinks to the bartender.

What do you mean by rated? What does that, what do you mean?

Okay, like, when you take a bite out of a burger, you're like, this is good. No, it wasn't just good to him. It was, like, this is, like, 7.4, or, like, you take a drink, like, a sip of your drink, a cocktail, and he's like, oh, this is strong. This is a strong six, or this is, you know, instead of saying too sweet. okay so he's doing numbers to everything yes and like at first it was kind of funny like i thought this is like a joke you know um but it literally never stopped the whole date interesting at one point um i was telling him about a bad a bad first day that i went on and he just kind of goes well that guy sounds like a three at best and then like the worst part was like at the end of the date he kind of leans back and he goes honestly you've moved up quite a bit tonight and i'm like wait moved up from what and he literally casually goes i keep a spreadsheet like a literal spreadsheet of what for women that he dates like he has tabs he's got categories

oh dear god it's really yeah okay okay hold preston what's going on i work in data i mean

it's not just i don't just have spreadsheets for women you don't say it like that i have spreadsheets for literally everything that's just you know i just like to know where everything stands you know everything numbers don't lie it was literally like he had all these categories

about long term like how people look i mean it was it was literally more elaborate than fantasy football i just i couldn't i couldn't deal with somebody like that who's waiting averages to

decide if there should be a second date okay but yeah everyone does this though like everyone in some way rates or judges people. I'm just more transparent about it.

Yeah, Preston, but most people don't use Google Spreadsheets and all these different averages to decide if they should be together. The thing is

that spreadsheets, they actually really do help you, though. They remove the emotional bias of everything.

Oh my gosh. That sentence is literally why you're single.

Okay, I think you're just exaggerating. That's an exaggeration.

Oh my gosh. Preston, this is literally why like dating is supposed to involve human beings like i think you forgot that about

dating okay all right you two let me jump in here this doesn't feel like a match um i don't i don't think it's gonna work out hang on okay hang on literally info you should keep upstairs not not your outside voice uh second date update hey guys it is ryan for years chum has been setting the bar for online social casino fun and it just keeps getting better with new games released every week and daily bonuses to collect. The fun never stops. So claim your welcome bonus now at chumbacasino.com.

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