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From Geico Subconscious News, I'm Tammy Racing Thoughts, broadcasting from your brain. You think you live in a pretty safe place, but you just heard about a break in four miles away, which isn't close, but it isn't far either, you know? Art Palpitations is on the scene.

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More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. And we're doing it again. It's second date update time.

Why are you not getting the second date? Why? You got the first date. Why can't you get the second one?

What did you do?

Yeah.

I'm just kidding.

Pretty much.

Let's get Evan on the phone. Hi, Evan.

Hey. Yeah, so I'm trying to figure out what I did. Sure. Let's work together, shall we?

What'd you do? Evan knows the assignment. Tell us about this lady. Tell us about Monica. How did you guys meet? And then what did you guys do for your first date?

Yeah, so it started off great. We met at a bar at the show at the Warfield about three weeks ago. And we just immediately clicked. And by immediately clicked, I mean we were making out within the first 15 minutes. Whoa.

I don't know who's got game. You or her? I miss my youth.

it was a pretty good night and you know before i left i made sure to get her number and i wasn't sure if it was like oh she was just drunk she wasn't interested or like whatever like it wasn't like the night ends but no she you know called me back and we went out the next weekend you know i took her to dinner in the city everything still seemed cool but uh you know it's been about two weeks since then and i'm here talking to you guys right and i i don't know what could have went wrong it's not like i spilled anything on her it's not like i was you know rude to the staff

or anything so i just want to know what happened isn't it strange to be labeled like we're literally

last ditch effort you realize that what us we are this right here not second date update

literal last ditch effort like all else fails call marcus and cory no i think we're the first one they go to really yes why wouldn't you don't tell me don't tell me just spare my feelings I'll tell you what. We'll call her, and we'll see what she says about the date. Obviously, you know. We'll have you on the line so you can hear. But maybe we'll get some insight on this, okay? Hopefully get you a second date. I mean, I would love all of that. Sure. All right. Hang on the line. We'll play a song, and then we'll call Monica, all right? It's Second Date Update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing Second Date Update. Today, we were talking to Evan, who met Monica at a show at the Warfield.

Maybe Monica was abducted by aliens.

Is this the theory?

Maybe. You don't know.

Did they just whisk her away to the Andromeda galaxy?

But she'll come back, and then she'll be like, dude, you won't believe what happened.

Sorry, Evan. Corey has these theories every time.

I mean, that would make me feel a lot better. I mean, what's going on right now.

Yeah.

That's my whole point. Like, I'm actually making people feel better.

Let's just, you know what? Let's call her. Let's call her and see what's up. Because you guys, you met at the Warfield, then you went to dinner, and, like, it should have been fine. So, okay, go ahead and mute Evan, and let's give her a shout.

Hello? Hi, may I speak with Monica, please? This is she. hi monica it's marcus and cory from star 1013 what's good monica okay i i'm not familiar i don't

oh um you're calling from a radio station yeah we do a radio morning show on star 1013 here in san francisco i'm wondering if you have a moment uh and if you wouldn't mind so we do a dating segment on our show and if you have if it's okay we'd like to talk to you on the air about a date you just went on is that okay okay sure thank you thank you um the gentleman was his name is evan he had a great time the guy you met at the warfield uh he would love to take you out again and he's he's feeling like you're ghosting and we're just trying to figure out

why what happened we understand there was a make-out sesh so that's kind of promising yeah

what can you tell us that's kind of my thing making out and when i get drunk and i was really really really drunk um and honestly i didn't remember giving him my number okay um and i certainly didn't remember what he looked like um and let's just say when i saw him in the light at dinner the following weekend he wasn't as attractive as i had hoped like can i go back to where you said that making out is your thing is that just like something you do that when i

get drunk you've never heard of that yeah like kissing bandit situation i guess sure i had many conversations with the people because like to me if you get the make out like it means something but like maybe it doesn't always mean as much as i think it means i don't know at any rate right

Yeah, no, I was just curious because, I mean, yeah.

So what are you saying? He didn't look like the same guy? What do you mean?

Well, I just was so drunk, I didn't get a good look at him. And he has these big ears and really weird teeth. And, like, I'm talking, like, Dumbo ears. I just can't. Like, I just can't.

I see. Hey, can I jump in here? my ears are too big like that yes yes hi sorry i'm glad to finally hear from you again like my ears are too big this is the level of shallow you are that my ears is what's keeping you from like calling me back and just saying you're not interested like an actual decent human being

okay i'm sorry that you are hurt by this um but it's not just the ears i couldn't get over your

teeth either like so bad my teeth what what is weird about my teeth like for the record i go to the dentist twice a year they tell me i have great teeth like perfect enamel no weird calcification or anything also like if you we want to like get shallow we're not going to talk about the fact that your eyebrows are super aggressive or that your fake lashes are really gross and that they have going downhill quickly caught in them i feel like i didn't bring that up because i'm trying to to know you as a person oh what a concept but whatever i guess if you know my ears is what's throwing you off then yeah i guess i wasted my time being on here that was a lot okay sorry dude that's just how i feel i can't help it okay uh performance review in the future if you're not interested in somebody just tell them instead of just ghosting them like honestly maybe she was abducted by aliens like you know like this doesn't seem like actual human behavior right now

Got it. Hang on. Awkward. There's a lot of honesty there. A second date update, 7.05 weekday mornings. Replays at 9.05, of course. It's got the podcast. You can binge listen. Maybe you did it over the weekend. It's on the iHeartRadio app. You go search out Marcus and Corey. All of our podcasts are sitting right there.

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