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More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today. It's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. And we're back with second date update. Come on.

We're just trying to help you get a relationship going. That's what we do. You nailed the first date. Why aren't you getting that second date? Did they nail it, though? Maybe not. I don't know.

I spoke too soon. Let's ask John. He's on the phone. John, did you nail it or what, bro?

I thought I nailed it. Poor guy. So I guess I'll tell you about it. So yeah, so all right.

So yeah, typically like, tell us how you met. What's her name? Teresa? Yeah, it's Teresa. Okay. How did you guys meet? And then just run me through the first date.

We met like everybody these days, the internet. so we met on plenty of fish and we hit it off i thought i mean she's funny she's a good personality she made me laugh like i was laughing the whole time so we met up in the mission district for dinner i thought everything was great right i mean she was even better in person than she was in her pictures all that stuff so i thought it went awesome man i honestly i thought a second date was for sure and then she ghosted me so i have no idea i kept going over this in my head Like, you know, what did I do? Did anything stick out? Nothing really stuck out. So I don't know what happened, man.

That's what we do.

Yes. We're professionals. Yes. Corey, any thoughts?

Maybe Teresa was walking back to her car after the date. She was crossing the street. Did not notice the Waymo lurking in the dark.

Obviously jaywalking. Cut to Waymo side. Waymo side. Waymo side. That's a new concept. Uh-huh. You get hit by a Waymo? Yep. You got Waymo sighted?

Yep. I thought you'd be more excited about this one. I thought it was really clever.

I'm going to give you clever. Okay. John has no idea what to make of you right now. It's fine, John. Just thanks for playing through. That's okay. He's like, what is happening right now? I'll tell you what. Go ahead and, you know what, we're going to play a song and then we were going to call Teresa. We'll ask her about the date, okay? Ultimately, I'd love to get you a second date, but at least let's get some answers, okay?

Okay.

All right, hang on the line for a song. We'll be right back. It's a second date update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We are doing second date update right now. Yep. We've been talking to John about his date with Teresa. They met on Plenty of Fish. They had dinner in the Mission District, and she has ghosted. So we're trying to figure out if he did something wrong. Let's call her. All right, John, are you still there? I'm still here. Okay, go ahead and mute. Let's do this.

Hello? Hi, may I speak with Teresa, please? Yeah, this is Teresa. Who is this? Hi, Teresa. It's Marcus and Corey from Star 103. I don't know what that is, to be honest.

Poor Teresa. She answered the phone like she looked at her phone and went, what number is this?

Teresa, we do a radio morning show. Yes. And Star 101.3 is the name of our station.

Yes.

We do a segment called Second Date Update, where we talk to somebody about a date they went on, and we were wondering if you'd be comfortable talking on the air with us.

Oh, okay. Do you have a sec? Thank you.

so we wanted to ask you about your date with john he enjoyed your time he would love to take you out again he's feeling like you ghosted so let's start there did you uh did you ghost him and

did something go wrong um yeah to both i guess okay um what did what happened i did he just like talked about himself the entire date which like okay whatever if that's what you're into but I think he asked me like two questions um so like I I didn't really get anything out of it I barely felt connected at all I just kind of like got his resume over and over

again. Now is that a deal breaker?

Because maybe, you know, he was nervous and was talking a lot.

Yeah, I get that. I just feel like guys nowadays do that a lot. And I'm just kind of, like, burnt out by, like, trying to spend time with someone. And then it just seems like they're not even interested in getting to know you. It's like, what's the point? It gets boring. He paid, which was nice. I did offer to pay for myself. And he refused. We're walking to our cars. I'm kind of thinking, like, maybe we'll be, like, cool. Like, nice to meet you. And maybe I can say in the moment to avoid ghosting. like, you know, I don't know that we're compatible or something like nice or better than ghosting, but I pulled out a cigarette, um, and he asked for one and I genuinely was surprised cause it had said on his profile that he doesn't smoke. And so I was like, Oh, I thought you didn't smoke just like curious. And he like snapped at me and was like, well, I just paid for your dinner. So I think you can give me one smoke. It kind of freaked me out. Like it was super aggressive. I didn't really feel comfortable after that. So I gave him the cigarette and then was kind of like, oh, I don't think the food's sitting well with me. I got to go. Like, I don't feel good because I just wanted to get out of there. So like that combined with like the not paying attention was kind of like I had no incentive to reach back out.

Got it. Okay. What if I told you he was on the phone right now learning some things about himself?

Oh, God. I hope that's why he's here.

Hey, John. Yeah. I think we've got some answers here.

Oh, yeah, I think so.

So did you talk a lot about yourself?

Well, I think you kind of nailed it. You know, you're a really pretty girl. So, yeah, I probably did talk too much. You did kind of make me nervous.

What was I saying? Were you nervous?

Yeah, a little bit. But you can say the wrong thing with women a lot these days. I didn't mean to offend you about the cigarette thing, by the way. I was just joking. I'll buy you a pack of cigarettes if you want.

My hero. Not about the money.

Me neither. I didn't mean to offend you either. And I didn't mean to sound like I was just talking about myself the whole time because I'm interested in you. I just think you're kind of outside my league, so you make me a little nervous.

All right. I appreciate his honesty.

That's sort of cute, Teresa. You're so hot, you made him nervous.

I can look forward to a long relationship of making him so nervous that I never get a word in, I guess.

Oh, no.

That's all good, Teresa. Maybe I'm learning more about you. I don't think I like you now. Okay. You sound a little mean, actually. You can't say that, those things. Jesus Christ.

I can say whatever I want I mean, not on the date, of course

Obviously, I know, but it's all good It's all good, obviously I, uh You don't like nice guys, so I can sense that

This is getting worse and worse as it goes Hold on, hold on, hold on Is everybody out then? Yes Yeah, I'm out

After that, I mean, Jesus Christ Good luck, baby Okay

Alright whatever

hang on please that escalated quickly is it sad that I enjoyed it anyway second date update 705 weekday mornings replays at 905 it's got the podcast as you know on the iHeartRadio app that little red microphone go ahead and download and then search out Marcus and Corey please smash that subscribe button

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