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More variety from the 2000s, the 90s. And today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. Time once again for everybody's favorite. This is Second Data Update. Oh, and you know it. I always thought we should have a jingle, but then I think a lot of these don't work out. You can't do a fun jingle out of a tragedy.

You'd have to end it with a womp, womp, womp, womp.

Don't think I don't have that right here at my fingertips, too. Anyway.

Second date update. What we try to do is get you a second date because you went on a first one and you thought it went well, and then you don't hear from the other person.

Yep. Let's say good morning to Kenny. Kenny, good morning. Hey, good morning. How are you, bud? Hey, dude. Check this out. I'm ready. I told you I had it right here.

Well, hopefully they don't set the tone if we're going to get a second date for Kenny.

Sorry for putting that in the universe. So we're trying to score you a second date, Kenny. Tell us about Kara. Tell us how you met. Tell us how the date went down. Fill us in.

Okay. So we met on Bumble.

Okay.

Basically, I work as an electrician during the day. And then in the evenings, I moonlight as a comedian. I'm not huge or anything, so don't get your hopes up.

I was just going to search you online. I know, right?

Well, I do get asked back pretty often, so I can't be doing something that terrible.

Kenny with the low-key flex. Anyway, back to your date. Oh, yeah.

She works as a paralegal in a law office on Bumble. Like, you know, I found her super attractive. They're both into tattoos, which was big for me. And, you know, she's a shorter, petite girl, which I'm into. Okay. We both agreed that we don't really like texting. Like, we're not big into texting. So we were like, you know what? Let's just meet up and get it out of the way, you know, sooner than later and see how it goes. Wow. Oh, my God, you guys. who are you so analog throwback okay yeah well that that was nice to me too being a comedian i love face-to-face interaction we agreed that it was going to be super low-key you know we went out to dinner for chinese food the dinner went great um we had some great conversation and then from there we ubered to a karaoke lounge okay it was pretty packed so we were like let's just throw our names in and if we don't get to get up no big deal so we weren't expecting anything you know but my name did get called, so I went up to sing the same karaoke song I've sung since, like, middle school. You know, the Thong song by Sisko?

That's your jam?

Thong, Thong, Thong, Thong.

Don't act so surprised, Corey. You're from Florida. You know the song.

You shut your mouth.

Yeah, no, I mean, in, like, middle school, my buddies and I memorized the whole thing. We'd always do it at karaoke, so it kind of just, you know, it just stuck with me. It's my jam. Sure. So don't knock it until you've tried it, okay? So I went up. The whole bar was into it. You know, afterwards, you know, there was lots of applause. And, like, I got down, and I was just feeling that high, you know? So, like, right at the end of the night, I went in for the kiss, and we kissed, and I thought it was a slam dunk. Like, it was great. And now I can't get her to return a text. No, nothing. I'm getting nothing. Completely ghosted. So I don't know what happened.

Because it sounds like fun. I mean, I love karaoke.

Me too. Well, okay. Here's what we're going to do. I know you know this, but just for anybody tuning in, we're going to have Kenny on the line. We're going to call Kara and ask her about the date. Obviously mute your phone. You know that already because she will be able to hear you. And we'll call her in about three minutes. Hang on. Okay. It's star one-on-one-three. More variety from the 2000s, the nineties. And today it's star one-on-one-three. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing a second date update. We've been chatting with Kenny who had like a dream. I would call this a dream first date.

Yeah.

Like Chinese food into karaoke. Forget it. I'm in.

Yeah, that sounds great. I mean, it sounds like a fun night. What was the girl's name? Kara.

Kara. Thank you. So, Kenny. Yeah. You're still there. He's in position already. So, we're going to call Kara and see how she thought the date went since she has ghosted since the date. And we'll see if we can score you another one, all right? Hang on one sec. Here we go. You got it.

I'll mute right now. All right.

hello hi may i speak with cara please uh yeah this is her hi cara it's marcus and cory i don't know if you know who we are good morning um no good morning uh we actually do a morning on a radio station it's star 101 three oh cool hi hi so we got your name we do a segment called

second date update we go people dating and trying to hook people up with second dates

oh no oh yeah so we got a call from a guy named kenny oh yep what can you tell us about your date

name with kenny because he thought you were amazing look i love how funny he was um i mean

the guy's hilarious but to be honest he just seemed like he was completely on all the time if that makes any sense like as a performer like entertaining yeah okay exactly like he clearly thought very highly of himself and his humor and to be honest i just thought most of his jokes were pretty cringe oh no like yeah it was kind of inappropriate how so all right so after dinner we like went and did karaoke and um he got up and sang this song called the thong song yeah he told us that's his jam okay yeah it's um i'd never heard it before what and yeah like it's really uncomfortable and he was like getting up on stage like really into it like totally jiving and wait

Wait, how come you've never heard the thong song? Can I ask how old you are? That's rude.

I'm 23.

Oh.

Oh, how old is that song? It's way before my time.

I'm old. Yes, you are. It came out right around the time she was born.

Oh, God.

You're welcome.

Don't do that. I did not. Don't do that.

Also, the 90s were five years ago. You're welcome.

Oh, that's how I feel.

Anyway, sorry. So he gets up, he does the thong song, but what happened?

Yeah, I mean, he killed it. i guess and he jumped off stage and he was clearly feeling himself and he like went in for a big kiss and to be honest like i was pretty shocked so i just kind of let it happen uh-huh and then he like leaned in and like kind of sang in my ear like let me see that song song song song song it was so weird and so inappropriate oh my god oh my god i can't do this anymore i need to get

away from him okay carol i'm so sorry but kenny's been listening it's how we do this thing and now

i have questions kenny kenny what what is happening here please don't tell me that's your go-to move

with a lady oh no it was it was totally situational like i admit you know i can see how ridiculous it may have seemed from her perspective now you know are you going to apologize now or later that's my first question it's just i don't know like my quote unquote funny mode is just kind of my default you know when i get a little nervous you know i use that those nerves like especially up on stage and in that first date situation i don't know i i guess i'm really sorry about the kiss if it threw you i was just i was feeling it in the moment i thought you were too um and that thong joke well clearly now i'm taking that one off my next set because that mom so uh i really i just want you to know i'm really not that guy all the time i was just i was just feeling it in the moment with the nerves and everything you know okay no that

makes sense it's just like to be honest like it's just not my vibe i think we're just too different and you're a little bit too extroverted and out there for me well what if we went out again and

i show up in like a suit tie glasses and i'm very low spoken yes let's go out again no no no i don't

want to change you you do you that also sounds like you're performing again you're acting like

somebody else all right exactly yeah don't change for me i can you i i can act and be anything you

want kara is that a hard no that's a hard no yeah man okay hang on so my imagination did that almost

work i think they're both adorable in their own ways but they're not supposed to be together no

And as my wife would say, bro, show's over. Turn the microphone off. Be a human being.

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