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more variety from the 2000s the 90s and today it's star 101 3 it's marcus and cory and it is back everybody second date update let's go we try our hardest to figure out why you're not getting that second date can i ask you a question have we had any wins recently we had in the last couple

weeks yeah one last week this is going well i remember ringing the cowbell that's right i

remember now not too long ago all right sorry back to you no that's fine let's just move on so i mean you already know what it's about we're trying to grab people's second dates after the

first date seemingly implodes uh maybe it went fine and you have no idea this is a huge build

up for lana who is on the phone hi lana good morning you guys don't worry your situation is going to be different we're going to manifest this it's going to happen i hope so yeah yeah tell us about uh mike tell us like how you guys met and then how'd you like what'd you do on your

date so mike and i i mean tried and true we met on a dating app and so uh we had like great conversation it was so fun so uh he took me to the movies i mean like you know lame but whatever

we like movies basic i'm just kidding i'm just kidding you guys look i mean if you like movies

sure yeah so we went and saw um we went and saw wonka which was like so cute um and i figured that like you know if everything went well you know like maybe we'd go get dinner after drinks whatever sure so yeah but like the date was great i mean the movie was was fun it was really cute and um you know he's such a nice guy he bought my popcorn and my coke which you know it's like why are my standards so low but like whatever tell me you've been online dating forever without

telling me it's tough out there that's my point it really is it really is it's like hard to go

anywhere and like have someone look at you because we're all just like in our phones you know right but anyway so uh after the movie i was like we had such a good time i was hoping we'd go like continue it on somewhere else but he said he had to go get home to his dog which i thought was really cute um so you know it ended at the movies we hugged um but like i don't know like our banter was so good and i just like i don't know like i was just having the best time like i was for sure Like, I just really thought that there was going to be a second date. And then, like, he didn't, you know, like, answer any of my texts or, like, he just ghosted me.

The dog thing's legit, though. Like, I mean, that's top of mind for me when I've got to get home because you don't want to have them sitting there with their little furry legs crossed together waiting to go out. So sad.

Yeah.

So I like that he's a dog person and I like that he's a thoughtful dog person.

I don't like that he's a ghoster, though, for being real. That's true, too. Well, let's call him. Let's do this.

All right, let's do it.

Yeah. Let's take a beat. Let's play a song, and we're going to call Mike after this. It's Second Date Update, Star 101.3. World Variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing Second Date Update, talking with Lana. And she and Mike, you know, they met online. And then, Lana, you guys went to the movies. Is that right? Yeah, we went to go see Wonka. Cute. You guys both love movies, so, like, why not? exactly and we were talking about it on and off the air like was a good vibe yeah we know he's a dog guy we like that and the date went cool but

know like you hugged and then and now he's ghosted is that accurate uh yeah that's absolutely accurate

he was yeah i haven't heard from him all right let's give him a call let's figure it out

go ahead and mute and we'll give him a shout we'll see what he thought of the date here we go

hello hi may i speak with mike please this is him hi mike it's marcus and cory from star 1013 what's going on mike okay uh okay so we do a morning show on the radio here in the bay area and i'm assuming you don't listen to star 1013 uh no i'm not familiar okay so it's uh you should check it out. We're tons of fun. Yes. And we do a dating segment where we try to help somebody get a second date. And we were wondering if we could talk to you about a date you recently went

on. Um, okay. What can you tell us about a date? Uh, a lady by the name of Lana. She said she, she enjoyed your time, had a good time, very comfortable, and she would love to go out again. we'd love to broker that deal so what can you tell us uh yeah i'm glad she had a great time

i i'm i don't think she's someone that i can go out with again unfortunately now why is that it might sound a little lame i guess as an excuse but she uh has easily the most annoying laugh i've

ever heard in my entire life oh okay what is that like why is it so bad uh yeah it sounds kind of

like a drowning elephant that's hyperventilating trying to catch breath and it's the loudest thing you've ever heard in your life there's not like a tonal difference it's just the same excruciating loud laugh every single time can you demonstrate by chance kind of i guess i don't know if i'm

to be able to nail it but it's kind of like a like a a wasp like a okay all right all right

goodness i thought my laugh was bad so it's insane and we were watching a movie and it wasn't the funniest movie i've ever seen in my life but she was having a great time just cracking up i guess through the whole thing and people were looking at us and kind of like is she okay is everything her right over there she wasted what's happening so yeah i don't know i wanted to say something to her no i did not because i didn't know really how to say it to be honest i don't know her that well

so yeah it was a weird situation mike are you dude it's lana are you are you serious so all

right so lana's on the phone uh okay sorry yeah uh that's all right mike like i don't i don't know

what you heard but i do not sound like that like yeah i was laughing but so were you man

um i was laughing more at you and your laugh it was more of a reaction to that i wasn't really laughing at the movie it was i thought it was a joke at first but uh yeah look you're a cool person it's nothing like personal i guess but you're you have no self-awareness everybody around us is kind of looking and talking about you a little bit you didn't realize it at all it was

a little weird dude that's so rude like if you heard people saying stuff and like you liked me like my laugh shouldn't be an issue it's not an issue for everyone else in my life so that's just like hilarious that you couldn't stand up for me and like say something but people are being rude like i wasn't like talking you were talking through the whole movie but like my okay i don't

know if i was talking through the whole movie but uh yeah i mean i'm not gonna pick a fight with somebody because they're upset that your loud annoying laugh has taken over the entire movie theater i mean it's a movie people are going there to watch something not listen to you sound like a donkey is burning a river or something it was a guy who's just me in a

theater wow wow okay you know what this you guys i'm gonna call it because this doesn't sound like

a match no to me no uh yeah yeah he called me an elephant and a donkey on the radio so i think It's a no for me.

No, you're pretty, but just your voice, when you laugh, it sounds like an elephant and donkey. Mike, stop.

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