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more variety from the 2000s the 90s and today it's star 1013 it's marcus and cory and it is back everybody second date update let's go we try our hardest to figure out why you're not getting that second date can i ask you a question have we had any wins recently we had in the last couple weeks yeah one last week this is going well i remember ringing the cowbell oh that's right i remember now not too long ago all right sorry back to you no that's fine let's just move on so i mean you already know what it's about we're trying to grab people's second dates after the

first date seemingly implodes uh maybe it went fine and you have no idea this is a huge build

up for lana who is on the phone hi lana good morning you guys don't worry your situation is going to be different we're going to manifest this it's going to happen i hope so yeah yeah tell us about uh mike tell us like how you guys met and then how'd you like what'd you do on your

date so mike and i i mean tried and true we met on a dating app and so uh we had like great conversation it was so fun so uh he took me to the movies i mean like you know lame but whatever

we like movies i'm just kidding i'm just kidding because i mean if you like movies um and i figured

that like you know if everything went well you know like maybe we'd go get dinner after drinks whatever sure so yeah but like the date was great i mean the movie was was fun it was really cute and um you know he's such a nice guy he bought my popcorn and my coke which you know it's like why are my standards so low but like whatever tell me you've been online dating forever without

telling me oh it's tough out there that's my point it really is it really is it's like hard

to go anywhere and like have someone look at you because we're all just like in our phones you know right but anyway so uh after the movie i was like we had such a good time i was hoping we'd go like continue it on somewhere else but he said he had to get home to his dog which i thought was really cute um so you know it it ended at the movies we hugged um but like i don't know like our banter was so good and i just like i don't know like i was having the best time like i was for sure like i just really thought that there was going to be a second date and then like he didn't you know like answer any of my texts or like he just ghosted me the dog thing's legit though like i

mean that's top of mind for me when i've got to get home because you don't want to have them sitting there with their little furry legs crossed together waiting to go out so sad yeah so i like that he's a dog person and i like that he's a thoughtful dog person i don't like that he's a

ghoster though for being real that's true too um well let's call him let's let's do this let's all

All right, let's do it.

Yeah. Let's take a beat. Let's play a song, and we're going to call Mike after this. It's Second Date Update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing Second Date Update, talking with Lana. And she and Mike, you know, they met online. And then, Lana, you guys went to the movies. Is that right? Yeah. You guys both love movies, so, like, why not?

Exactly.

And we were talking about it on and off the air, like, was a good vibe. Yeah. We know he's a dog guy. We like that. And the date went cool, but no, like you hugged and then, and now he's ghosted. Is that accurate?

Yeah, that's absolutely accurate. He was, yeah, I haven't heard from him.

All right. Let's give him a call. Let's figure it out. Go ahead and mute and we'll give him a shout. We'll see what he thought of the date. Here we go.

Hello?

Hi, may I speak with Mike, please?

Is it him?

Hi, Mike. It's Marcus and Corey from Star 101.3.

What's going on, Mike? Okay.

Okay.

So we do a morning show on the radio here in the Bay Area, and I'm assuming you don't listen to Star 1013?

No, I'm not familiar.

Okay. So you should check it out. We're tons of fun. Yes. And we do a dating segment where we try to help somebody get a second date, and we were wondering if we could talk to you about a date you recently went on.

Okay.

What can you tell us about a date, a lady by the name of Lana? she said she she enjoyed your time had a good time very comfortable and she would love to go out again we'd love to broker that deal so what can you tell us uh yeah i'm glad she had a great

time i um i don't think she's someone that i can go out with again unfortunately now why is that This might sound a little lame, I guess, as an excuse, but she has easily the most annoying laugh I've ever heard in my entire life.

Oh, OK. What is that like? Why is it so bad?

Yeah, it sounds kind of like a drowning elephant that's hyperventilating trying to catch breath. And it's the loudest thing you've ever heard in your life. There's not like a tonal difference. It's just the same excruciating, loud laugh every single time. Can you demonstrate by chance? Kind of, I guess. I don't know if I'm going to be able to nail it, but it's kind of like a, like a, like

a, like a, okay. All right. All right. My goodness. I thought my laugh was bad.

So it's insane. And we were watching a movie, and it wasn't the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life. But she was having a great time just cracking up, I guess, through the whole thing. And people were looking at us and kind of like, is she okay? Is everything all right over there? She wasted what's happening. So, yeah. Did you say something? I don't know. I wanted to say something to her. No, I did not because I didn't know really how to say it, to be honest. I don't know her that well. So, yeah. It was a weird situation.

Mike, are you – dude, it's Lana. Are you serious?

All right. So, Lana's on the phone.

uh okay sorry yeah uh that's all right mike like i don't i don't know what you heard but i do not sound like that like yeah i was laughing but so were you man um i was laughing more at you and

your laugh it was more of a reaction to that i wasn't really laughing at the movie it was i thought it was a joke at first but uh yeah look you're a cool person it's nothing like personal i guess but you're you have no self-awareness everybody around us was kind of looking and talking about you a little bit you didn't realize it at all it was a little weird

dude that's so rude like if you heard people saying stuff and like you liked me like my laugh shouldn't be an issue it's not an issue for everyone else in my life so that's just like hilarious that you couldn't stand up for me and like say something but for being rude like i wasn't like talking you were talking through the whole movie but like my okay i don't know if i was

talking through the whole movie but uh yeah i mean i'm not gonna pick a fight with somebody because they're upset that your loud annoying laugh is taking over the entire movie here i mean it's a movie people are going there to watch something not listen to you sound like a donkey

river or something it was a guy who's just me in a theater wow wow okay you know what this you guys

I'm going to call it because this doesn't sound like a match to me. No, definitely not.

Yeah, he called me an elephant and a donkey on the radio, so I think it's a no for me.