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More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It is Marcus and Corey. Time once again for Second Date Update. Let's go.

Why? Why are you not getting the second date? I don't know. This is what we're trying to figure out, hence the name of the situation, Second Date Update.

Correct. Say good morning to Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay.

Hi.

Hey. So, tell us about this guy. Tell us about Roy. We're going to try to figure out where he went because it's my understanding that he hasn't ghosted, but he's kind of like one word answer guy at this point.

You're not getting anywhere.

He's backpedaled all the way. So how did you guys meet? And then tell us about the first date real quick.

We met on Bumble and we were just like flirting on the app forever. And I was like, is this going to happen? But he finally asked me out on Bumble a couple of weeks ago.

Okay.

Um, and you know, I was like really excited for the date and it's been a really long time. It's been a really long time since I've dated a real man with like a good job and he's in marketing and I, I really liked that. And he's like active. We're both runners. He's got all his teeth.

It's a fair assumption, Marcus. You know, the basics. Yeah.

Yeah. He's got the basics. So we decided to go out for Mediterranean food in San Jose after work one night, and he looked really good. And I will say, like, the chemistry wasn't 100% there, but I just thought maybe it was first date jitters. Sure. And ever since we went on that date, he's just been, yeah, like, one-word answers, and I'm just—it's a total shift, and I'm annoyed, and I don't understand what happened.

Okay. All right, hold on. We've got to stand by for Corey's theory. Corey's daily theory as to what happened to your date. Go ahead.

So you say you're only getting, like, one-word text messages, right? Yeah. Okay, so I'm thinking he's being held for ransom. You said he's got a good job in marketing. Perhaps his captors are limiting his phone access. Oh, God. What?

Bonus points if you tell me who his captors are. Are we talking the cartel or?

Just someone who wants his money.

Jesus.

It could be actually, what would be really shocking is if it's someone that he knows, who knows his bank account. Usually these kind of crimes, it's somebody who knows you.

You can stop talking any time.

Okay.

You asked. I provide. I mean, we'll see. Lindsay, tell you what, we're going to call him, and we'll see what's up. Can you hang on for a song, though?

Yeah.

All right. We'll call Roy next. Second date update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today. It's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We're doing second date update. We've been chatting with Lindsay about her date with Roy. They went out a couple of weeks ago.

We'll call him and then we'll ask him, like, if you're being held for ransom, blink one for yes, blink two for no.

That's Corey's theory today is that he's being held for ransom and that's why he can't call Lindsay. It can't possibly be Lindsay's fault.

No, never.

Lindsay, go ahead and put yourself on mute and we're going to call him right now, okay?

Okay.

All right, here we go.

hello hi may speak with roy please this right hi roy it's markets and cory from star 1013

that's good roy uh hi what's uh what's this about sorry uh so we we do a radio show for

iheart radio in san francisco on on star 1013 i don't suppose you listen i do not okay very good

Well, the main question we need to ask you is if you would feel comfortable going on the air with us and talking about a date you recently went on.

Is that okay? I suppose so.

Fantastic.

Okay. So would love to ask you about a date with a lady named Lindsay because she had a great time and she's feeling like, like she didn't say the word ghosted, but she is feeling like you backed off quite a bit. So we're just wondering, did something go down? Maybe you've just been busy. Did you enjoy the date?

You know, I will say she was cute, but I just wasn't really feeling it. Can you elaborate on that?

Yes.

Okay. You know, when she showed up, I couldn't even recognize her from her picture because she was so...

she was like super tan so dark it was super tan super tan and it was so bad she didn't look like a profile pic at all at all like do you remember that uh the tan mom from back in the day oh god it was like that that's quite a description all right it was it was unsettling honestly

all right well hang out for a sec because lindsey is actually on the phone she's actually listening if you don't mind we use this as a teachable moment sorry would love to bring her on

lindsey are you there yeah i'm here okay i'm just like okay so you're not calling me back because you don't like my tan like that's so shallow i mean i don't think that's shallow like

i i barely recognized you you were a literal different color adventures you were orange it's hilarious that you're calling me fake like come on i mean i've i'm like shocked i've never

had anyone complain and like about that and i don't know like i like tanning it makes me happy it makes me feel ready for the summer are you are you tanning are you spray tanning i'm doing

spray tan okay i mean what whatever it is honestly it looks horrible oh like like just just awful You look like you were painted orange. I'm sorry. Wow. Okay. Wow. Like, I felt like if I peeled you, I'd get a juicy fruit on the inside. Oh, my God. Honestly, that's how bad it was. Oh, my God.

Well, that was not necessary.

I'm just being honest.

Hang on one second, you guys. Hang on. Hang on. Lindsay, he's on hold.

To be fair, Lindsay, when I spray tan, I actually do look orange. I'm sure you look lovely.

Thank you.

Do you want to pursue this at all? I'm assuming no, but.

No, I'm so done. I'm done.

Sure. Hang on. Hang on. That felt really petty to me.

Man, it's so hard to meet somebody and that's your deal breaker.

Anyway, second date update, 7.05 weekday mornings, replays at 9.05. It'll be up on the podcast today by noon. Thanks to producer Jason. Download the free iHeartRadio app and you can binge listen to all of them. They're all right up there. It's Marcus and Corey, second date update. That's the name of the podcast.