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We're just trying to find love for people. That's right. Someone goes on a first date, and they really enjoy themselves. They think they're going to get a second date. Then the other person ghosts. We try to figure out what happened and try to get you a second date.

Everybody say good morning to Ronald. Ronald, are you there? Yes, I am. Long time listener, first time caller. Thank you, sir. Thank you. So let's talk about Vanessa, because I know you had a great first date, and I believe she's ghosted, but run us through it. How did you guys meet, and then what did you guys do for your first date?

Well, I mean, we met online and everything, and I thought everything was going pretty good. You know, we started talking. We both joined a gym, and so we talked about that. You know, everything was pretty good, and, you know, I was really excited about everything. I even invited her out to coffee and, you know, kind of like window shopping, just, you know, walking around. We went to Santana Rose, and I thought things were going good. You know, we were opening up, sharing, and I texted a few times after, and I never heard anything back. All right.

Well, I mean, you've been listening for a while. We've been doing this for a while. We're going to have you on the line. We'll have you mute your phone, and then we'll call her and get, if we can get her on the phone, we will see what her impression of the date was. Ultimately, what we want to do is get you a second date, okay? So can you hang out for a song? Yeah, yeah, same. Sure. Okay. Okay. We're going to call Vanessa next. It's Second Date Update, Star 101.3. More variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus and Corey. We are in the middle of Second Date Update. Talking to Ronald and chatting with him both on and off the air about his date with Vanessa. They went to Santana Rowe and just kind of walked around.

That's a good idea for a first date.

You know what? Santana Rowe is fun unless you live on the coast side like me and it was 60 when you left your house. And then in the summertime, it's like 90 in Santana Rowe.

Yep, big temperature change.

At any rate, Ronald, let's see if we can call her and figure out why she ghosted you. See how the date went from her perspective. So mute your phone, okay?

Okay.

All right, here we go.

Hello? Hi, may you speak with Vanessa, please? Hey, this is Bea. Hi, this is Marcus and Corey from Star 101.3. Good morning.

good morning how are you what's up all right do you listen to the show i do hot great so are you familiar with second date update oh yes i am and i bet i know why you're calling guess what time it is mama no okay and i know who you're calling about i know i know okay wow okay you mind can we can we chat about this for a sec yes only because i like the show and i like you too but yeah it's

fine all right well then vanessa knows that do we bring ronald on now or later ronald go ahead and unmute because he knows what's up we're gonna get this done as adults all right sweet

hi ronald what's up how you been i'm great ronald this is delicious i haven't heard from you this

This is delicious. Are you getting my Jack-Mexes?

All right, hang on, Ronald. Hang on to your corner, please.

Let them do their job, Ronald.

So, Vanessa, tell us about the date.

Yeah.

We've already established you met online, so just tell us about your impression of the date, and can we get old Ronald a second date? He really dug you.

Oh, my God. Okay, so first of all, Ronald's very cute. I'll say that from the jump. Ronald's very cute. Ronald and I had a lot in common. and he was really honest about how he's just getting back to the gym i'm just getting back to the gym we're both finally finally coming out of covet but he got too honest too fast okay like halfway into the date too much too soon like tmi what do you say oh god this is really awkward I'm sure I can say this on the radio but okay it's really gross so halfway through dinner meanwhile he said this while we were eating he just looks over to me and he's like so have you ever had a romantic partner groom you what Let's do it.

I'm sorry, what?

First of all, yes. Have you ever had a romantic partner groom you? Groom. Just use the word grooming.

You mean like the same word they use at Petco?

Yes, but that word, okay. That's how he meant it, but that word means other things. So I didn't know how he meant it, first of all. So I was really freaked out.

Okay. I watch Law and Order, so I know what you're talking about.

I mean, I like Coleman women's hair. I like, you know.

Letter, letter, letter, hang on. Can you let me finish?

Hang on.

So I was like, what are you talking about? And he said that in his past, he has taken women and he shaved their legs. And it's just something that he loves doing for women and that he would love to take me back to his place and do that immediately. He wanted to shave my legs. He wanted to groom me. Immediately.

I'm dead.

Is this real life? Ronald, are you serious? Are we getting punked right now?

But I really felt comfortable enough to share that with her. I mean, we were talking. I thought everything was great.

Ronald had a little pouch, and he had razors in the pouch. Oh, jeez. And it was too much too soon at the dinner table. That's a lot right off the bat.

Ronald, my head is exploding.

I mean, really? You guys think so? Like, it felt like he was literally grooming me to be groomed.

Okay. I don't think this is a match.

It is not a match, and I'm still grossed out.

You know how there's specific websites for certain people, like FarmersOnly.com? Ronald, you need, like, ShaversOnly.com. Shavers Haven? Shavers Haven.

Oh, my God.

I used to be a barber. We're done here. I gotta go. That's the URL that's going to take me right to retirement. I'm going to call no second date here. Nope. Just because, Ronald, there's someone for everyone. Yep. Vanessa's just not it.

Well, I'll put this out there. If she ever needs a shave, I'm still available.

Oh, my God.

I'll pass.

Yeah, right? My man is very accommodating.

I'm uncomfortable.

He's ready to go at all times.

I've never dated anybody.

With his little kit.

Who wanted to do that.

All right.

Well, second date update. What was our term yesterday? Let's cleanse our brain palates.

We need to cleanse the brain palate.

Shall we?

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