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Well, variety from the 2000s, the 90s, and today it's Star 101.3. It's Marcus, back with second date update. Let's get right to it. Trevor is on the line. Good morning, Trevor. Hey, good morning. Hey, dude. Tell me about your day with Haley. I know that she's ghosted, so we're going to call her with you on the phone and try to figure this all out, but I need some info. I need some details. How did you meet?

Yeah, I'm just scratching my head. We met on Hinge, and we hit happy hour at this really cool little bar after work. And, you know, it was going off. It was magic, man. She was stunning. It was, like, super funny. It really went off. You know, it was easy that, you know, that I've been on a cool date like this in years, man.

Okay. But she's ghosted. So let's see if we can figure this out. About to call Haley, ask her about her date with Trevor, who is holding. I don't know if he's muted out or not. Trevor, are you still there? Are you standing by? Standing by. Okay. Let's call her and try to figure some things out. I know she's ghosted. So here we go. hello hi is this haley it is hi haley this is marcus calling from star 1013 good morning how are you hi how's it going

good i'm good is this is this second date update oh god this is where you tell me you already have the radio on yes i listen to you guys oh you're the best i know you're amazing um okay so wait

okay so wait okay can i guess what's going on sure is trevor listening he is trevor are you there

uh yeah yeah all right bring it full circle hey hayley adulting it's hard yeah the family's here

Do you want to know what happened?

Yes. So you already know the deal. Like, did he screw up? Sorry, Trevor. But, like, did you?

I know the deal. I know the deal. First of all, the date was great. Trevor was cute. First half was awesome. And then somewhere during the date, casually, he says something along the lines of, I'm staying in my ex-wife's guest room right now to save money. And I'm like, I'm sorry, what? Like, he didn't really, like, hesitate. Like, I guess he forgot that he wasn't talking to one of his bros.

Wait, he lives with his ex? His ex-wife?

Like, lives or staying something. He's staying there to save money.

Uh-huh.

And imagine this is like a first date, right? So I'm like, cool. Impression's out the window. And then he's like, we're basically roommates. We're used to be married. Totally normal. And I'm like, huh. Yeah. So that's why we're here today.

What was his rationale? Trevor, I'm going to talk about you like you're not here.

He didn't give one. He's kind of the Lulu. And he showed a picture of their dog and then referred to it as our girl, not his dog, not their former dog, our girl, like their child.

Okay.

The whole thing was so weird. Sure. So I don't know why he's even thinking that, like, maybe you guys would be able to remedy the situation.

Trevor, you left all this out. Let's go to you. So are you living with your ex-wife still?

Yeah.

Okay. You see how that's weird, right?

well what why is that weird what like in my mind like we're adults like we're past all that crap like it just it just worked out convenient it just happens to

work out you can get your mind facts how are you expecting a date how would you take a lady home how is this okay we would we would talk about it or we

wouldn't go home or rent a really how come you don't have your own place Well, I'm in the midst of that. That's going to work out, but it's just...

Yeah, well, I didn't want to meet you and your ex-wife. Like, this is so strange. And the way that you're rationalizing it is even stranger.

Okay. Come on, Haley. Like, you... What if you were in the same situation? Use your words, dude. What?

Oh, my God. Anyways, I hope you and your girl and your ex-wife have a wonderful time.

Okay. Haley, I'm not going to... Oh, that's really mature. Hang on, you guys.

I don't know when you think you're worried.

Hold on, please. Yeah, nope. Second date update.