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Valerie Loved That Robert Fosters Dogs
Marcus In The Morning Second Date Update

Valerie Loved That Robert Fosters Dogs

from Marcus In The Morning Second Date Update

November 16, 2022 | 00:08:52 | Leisure

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She thought their first date was magical. Rob has disappeared now though, and Valerie wants clarity. We're going to call Rob and see what's up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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00:01:30 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 4:

time once again y'all for everybody's favorite this is second date update here we go you meet

00:01:34 - 00:01:44 | Speaker 7:

somebody maybe online maybe in person maybe at a bar and you go on a first date then you don't hear from them and you want a second date and we try to make that happen so we jump in there and we

00:01:44 - 00:02:05 | Speaker 4:

call them and we ask them like what so what's up can we get a second date on behalf of the group we ask yes say good morning to valerie valerie hi hi there she is hi happy happy wednesday um Let's jump right into it. So tell us about this guy, Rob. Tell us how you met and then tell us how the date went.

00:02:05 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, okay. So first, like Rob is awesome, first of all. We met on Coffee Meets Bagel and basically just like off his profile, he like has pictures with like him and like foster dogs.

00:02:19 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 4:

Nice.

00:02:19 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 5:

And it turns out he like fosters them and like brings them home, which is like so cute. um and then we started like messaging and it turns out he also like donates uh his free time at like a food bank that's great it's great but it's also just like okay he's cute he rescues dogs he goes to a food bank it's just like okay what's wrong with him no i know right um so then we start you know like you know we go off to texting and it's just like you know when you're texting someone and it's just so easy and you haven't met in person but it's just like the conversation like through text is just like so it's you know what I mean it wasn't like the boring stuff it was like fun and like breezy and easy yeah um and so I was like really excited um and then he asked if I wanted to go to brunch and I was like absolutely it's like the best meal of the day um and so i mean right um but yeah so he uh recommended this really cute spot in um burlingame and they had uh bottomless mimosas which i was yeah that's what i'm talking about okay because there's there's no bottom and it's great um and it was just fun you know what i mean like we were there and like we got like a couple bottles of like the bottomless mimosas and we were just having like a great conversation um at the end of the day he like went in for like a hug and he was just like i had such a great time and i was like i had such a great time and then that was kind of it but i just assumed it was like oh you're not going in for the first kiss because it's like the first date like whatever that's fine and then i've just been like texting him being like hey i had a great time like hey do you want to hang out and he's just like not writing back to me um so i just don't i just don't understand what uh well i mean look

00:04:12 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 4:

you've been listening to the show long enough you know how this works we're gonna have you on hold we're gonna call rob we're gonna see how he felt about the date yeah and um ultimately we want to score you a second date i mean that's why we're here yeah yep that's i mean that's what i

00:04:29 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

would love great because like if there's some like weird misunderstanding or whatever like i'd love to just clear it up because like i definitely want to go out again for sure let's

00:04:35 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 7:

be adults all right so did you tell me hate dogs no i would never say that okay we're gonna regroup

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for a song and then we'll call rob okay can you hang out totally all right that's next second date update star 1013 more variety from the 2000s the 90s and today it's star 1013 it's marcus and corey we're doing a second date of we've been chatting with Valerie, who is just pleasant.

00:05:03 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 3:

She went out with Rob. Yeah. Bottomless mimosas were mentioned. My ears perked up.

00:05:09 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 4:

So Rob seems pretty perfect. He donates his free time volunteering at a food bank, and he fosters dogs. Did I get that right? He fosters dogs?

00:05:18 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 3:

Now, I know you guys are probably thinking it's too good to be true, but wouldn't you put your best foot forward on your profile? I mean, hopefully he's telling the truth. Well, who would lie about that?

00:05:28 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 4:

Everybody? No. Anyway, sorry, Valerie, we're dissecting Rob without you. I apologize. Hi. Is she muted?

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Valerie.

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Valerie, you're still there?

00:05:37 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no, I'm here. I'm here. Sorry.

00:05:39 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

She's ready to go. She's like, you guys, would you shut up and make the call, please? Yeah, just call. Let's call Rob, see how he felt about your date, and then just see if we can score a second date. Here we go.

00:05:55 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 3:

Hello? Hi, may I speak with Rob, please? This is Rob. Hi, Rob. It's Marcus and Corey from Star 101.3.

00:06:04 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 4:

Rob. Wait, what? Really? What's up? Hey.

00:06:08 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 5:

All right. Hi. Cool. I was to you guys all the time.

00:06:12 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 3:

Yeah? Excellent. Do you ever listen to Second Date Update? Yeah, okay.

00:06:17 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 5:

Oh. Yeah. So I'm on second. Okay. So that's what this is. I was hoping I won something.

00:06:23 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Everybody thinks that we just randomly call and give stuff away. That's what we do for work, dude.

00:06:28 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 4:

I mean, since the beginning of time. We've got to get some toasters. That's why I became a DJ, to get the free stuff. Hey, Rob.

00:06:37 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

So are you cool with doing Second Date Update with us? Yeah, who are you?

00:06:41 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 5:

You're calling about Valerie, I'm assuming?

00:06:43 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 3:

Wow. Yes, we are. Yes, sir. And she's on the phone, so. Hey, Valerie. Oh, yeah.

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Valerie, you can unmute now.

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Hi, Rob.

00:06:53 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 4:

Hi. This is so great.

00:06:55 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Val. How are you?

00:06:58 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

So, Rob, you know the drill. Give us your side of the date. What happened?

00:07:04 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, so, I mean, basically, I was really attracted to her. I think she's really good looking. I also think she's smart. I think she's funny.

00:07:15 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 4:

There's a gigantic butt coming.

00:07:17 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, right. I don't know. Look, it's not a huge butt. It's not like Nicki Minaj. I'm just saying, it's like...

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All right.

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Okay.

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See what you did there?

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All right.

00:07:25 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 5:

Okay. All right. We're making jokes.

00:07:28 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 3:

Someone's jockeying for your job. Please.

00:07:30 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 5:

I did have a little bit of a problem because, like, we were vibing and getting along really well. And then the problem is, like, she really got too excited about the bottomless mimosas. Like, way too excited about that. How do you mean excited? Well, like, all she really talked about when we were, like, setting up the date, she's like, oh, and they have bottomless mimosas there. And I'm like, okay, do that? Yes. Okay, I guess so. And then we get there, and she basically dove headfirst into the carafe and never came back out. Like, I had a fine time. I have nothing wrong with loosening up a little bit, especially on a first date. But she is just slowly getting louder and louder with every single glass to the point where I'm looking around. Like, are people noticing that she's shouting, or is it just me? Like, I had two glasses, and that felt good for me because it was, like, 11 a.m., right? We went through three carafe. three and she was like every time the waitress left she was like let's try to keep an eye on her to make sure we get her when she comes back we can get these refills because i'm getting kind of low and i'm like it's 11 in the morning like did you uber yeah but it's brunch it's brunch though and it's bottomless yeah it's brunch but it's like that was like her whole thing all day like i'm gonna do bottomless moses today that's my thing it was like she was more excited about that than just meeting me and talking to me all right valerie your thoughts okay well that is

00:08:55 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 1:

just first of all you said you wanted to get brunch right and so like if there's gonna be bottomless mimosas i'm gonna try to like not have the bottom do you know what i mean like because like when the waitress leaves like she's vanished right so like that's why we have to keep an eye on her so she like comes back and stuff but like there's nothing wrong with day drinking You know, it's like a Saturday, right? It's a weekend. Do you know what I mean? And like, I don't know. You're supposed to have fun on the weekends. And like, I don't know. I mean, I just feel like if you didn't have like a great time on the first date, like I just would appreciate like having a second opportunity, maybe like not at a brunch thing.

00:09:33 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 3:

What do you say, Rob? She wants to go to happy hour where it's two for one.

00:09:37 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 5:

Here's the thing. Like, what are you going to be getting white girl wasted at? Are we just going to go to, like, a movie theater and you're going to sneak in a bottle of, like, Bacardi? I mean, I just, it's too much for me. Like, it was too much. It really was. I'm sorry.

00:09:50 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 4:

It's not your jam.

00:09:51 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 5:

Who you show me, who you are on the first date, I don't think I want to be there for what you show me on date, like, five.

00:09:59 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 3:

Valerie, I...

00:10:00 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 1:

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with what you did. There's not. I just don't think you two are compatible.

00:10:06 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

00:10:07 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 3:

All right, hold on. I'm going to just chalk that up to lifestyle differences. Sure. Can we file that away? I mean, look, not her person. No. Okay.

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